>told myself I'd stop drinking coffee because it harms my sleep, costs too much, and the worse sleep makes my gym lifts worse >feel sad about being the ugly loser loner beta at work and hearing people talk about parties >can't really bear giving up coffee because water and regular food provides pleasure but coffee and junk food provide jouissance, the decadent and possibly self harming version of pleasure (one of the few insightful abstract things Zizek has said) >having coffee at lunch
So either I'm a weak willed faggot or I have profound existential reasons for acting the way I do.
just drink less coffee 3-4 mugs a day is fine, more then that and you risk burning out your adrenal glands
drinking coffee in moderation is perfectly healthy
Lucas Young
I was drinking way less coffee but then at the office they bought one of these Dolce gusto coffee machines and they buy a stock of capsules every month. I'm fucked.
Leo Sullivan
lolzzzzz
Andrew Young
Coffee is fine fag. Skip the sugar. Use MCT and heavy cream, or drink it black.
Michael Flores
superior coffee coming through
The only true way to drink coffee is straight no sugar no cream, also fuck (((Keurig)))
Adam Hernandez
no memes, but do you jerk off a lot?
Austin Brown
you feel for the caffeinated jew.
Liam Watson
I know the feeling man. People nowadays have a bizarre social dynamic of being desperate not to miss out on social gatherings, so they in turn make mundane gatherings socially exclusive on purpose sot hey feel "cooler" for doing things that others are excluded from. I noticed a pathetic form of this form a group of retards i was hanging out with, got rid of them and surrounded myself with more decent people, worked itself out.
Ryan Turner
wrong pic
Matthew Harris
If you are sexist you need to stop that shit. I'm tired of faggots who think theyre better than me but cant not drink a cup of coffee, Drink water
Colton Lopez
Caffeine has been more impossible for me to kick than alcohol, adderral, and weed combined.
Nicholas Lewis
Just stay away from (((energy drinks)))
A Red Bull a week at most
Blake Perry
I've recently decided to cut back on my coffee intake from double digits to about 5 or 6 cups a day. Had headaches for 2 days, but now I am sleeping a lot better than ever. Dont go cold turkey reduce your intake first and then decide if you want to quit it altogether. Also don't drink coffee after 14.00 as it takes about 6 hours for a cup to wear off. But I have my last brew at 17.00 or 19.00 and still manage to get to sleep quickly.
Michael Edwards
>feel sad about being the ugly loser loner beta at work and hearing people talk about parties You do realize that after you begin lifting your feels to solve that problem you will only then be a less ugly, physically fit loser beta? You will become /fit/, beta males in alpha bodies.
Lincoln Smith
I like a cup of coffee before gym desu
Ryan Torres
Black 2-3 a day drinker here
I don't drink sugary drinks, except for pure fruit juice, I'd rather be tired than fat
Owen Stewart
Yeah i used to drink 4-5 large coffees a day, which is canada is like a gallon. Now i just drink one early in the morn when i wake up and browse the news. You dont realize how it fucks with you until you try and stop.
Jonathan Williams
me too it gives me diarrhea though, unless I eat a banana and I hate bananas
Jeremiah Hill
...
Adam Collins
why do you have bananas also lifting has only made me more depressed and insecure >before lifting >skinny >started lifting >muscle dysmorphia happened >acne on my back appeared >fit but all covered in pimples
Joseph Cook
Ahhh, coffee.
The only thing in the world that's actually better than cheese. Coffee > Cheese > Sex
Adam Gonzalez
Sums me up nicely. Everytime I get blown I shake my head at the girl falling for an obvious facade. Think they got a Chad when really get got /tg/
Leo Edwards
>costs too much Stopped reading there. Stop going to fucking Starbucks you massive faggot.
Really? It makes me feel good and happy. But I never thinking about getting huge and muscular or anything of that sort, I just like the way it feels and the slow and steady challenge of pushing myself for a longterm goal. I already have shit back acne though and it got worse, I don't know if that is sweat or hormones because I shower after working out
Jordan Hernandez
I bet you shit like a cow
Carter Hall
>costs too much 1kg Lavazza beans cost like 10 euros, that shit lasts at least a month, what are you talking about?
Christopher Young
It hurts your lifts?
Hudson Johnson
You are a weak willed faggot.
James Martin
>1 post this ID (OP)
I actually was enjoying this thread but it's obviously a slide
Cameron Ramirez
Are you heading your beans?
Benjamin Harris
Maybe try filtered coffee if it upsets your stomach
Andrew Barnes
weak willed, I do the same shit. but at the same time strong willed since neither of us have killed ourselves. yet.
Josiah Parker
>coffee makes my gym lifts worse No, not eating properly and lifting like a retard is doing that. Coffee is a fucking must before going to the gym.
Alexander Sanders
how did u find the new group user
Chase Ross
This is probably the most faggot OP I've seen in my entire life. Who fucking talks like this? Are you a 45 y/o Mormon woman?
Best way to solve your problems is to fucking kill yourself, faggot.
Aaron Hughes
bruh it's just coffee how have you not killed yourself yet
Kayden Ramirez
>feel sad about being the ugly loser loner beta at work and hearing people talk about parties Why stop drinking it if this is your life? They're not going to magically accept because you sleep a couple more hours and lift heavy bars. If you're a faggot, you're a faggot, so enjoy your coffee.
Faggot.
Ethan Evans
>not posting the gif I hate you. Bait, the post. You are a weak willed faggot for letting yourself believe coffee is a problem. Only in excess is anything a problem, and it's fags like you that create this culture of decadence because they can't handle just one cup of coffee, but need six or seven.
Matthew Anderson
Iv never drank coffee. I couldnt get past the taste. I only drink water and fruit juice. Is there a health benefeit to drinking it vs not drinking it?
Angel Kelly
there's dozens of studies saying a cup or two a day keeps Dr Goldstein away and or helps you live longer
Jacob Foster
But that would be drinking it black right?
Nicholas Evans
why the fuck would you pussy it up with cream & sugar? I mostly drink my coffee straight on ice
If you make good coffee the right way, it won't taste bitter
Jeremiah Thompson
>Usually drink 1 cup a day >Now cut it completely for 2 weeks already
Dunno about you guys but the only difference it did for me was that now I want to masturbate furiously everyday, also a bit better sleep.
Henry Price
coffee is bad for you its acidic
Joseph Rogers
>why the fuck would you pussy it up with cream & sugar?
so it doesnt taste like shit
Parker Jenkins
not political, sage
Parker Morales
still not political, still sage
Brandon Hughes
>waaah i don't like bitter
what are you, 12?
also, if it tastes like shit, you're either drinking shit tier coffee or whoever made it is shit
Noah Reyes
Sauce and context on that image? Google says either reddit or Sup Forums, but that doesn't seem right.
Brandon Parker
they said the same thing about steak JUST GET A GOOD QUALITY STEAK And it will taste great rare
ur not eating the good kind!!
actually no , actually you just have convinced yourself to drink dirt because you want to look cool
Isaiah Garcia
How is coffee too expensive you poorfag
Sebastian Diaz
>not being jacked on 8 cups of coffee
Look at this pussy. I can barely type my hands are shaking so much.
Nicholas Baker
Why would you pussy it up with ice? WTF, worse than some cream or milk you pussy.
Easton Perez
>i drink dirt look cool
clearly you're an underage faggot
I make a simple cup at home using a simple coffee maker, preferable to a glass of phytoestrogen-laden milk
I'm not out there spending $5-6 for a grande supremo maximo generalissimo with caramel and almond extract and tons o sugar
Jack Peterson
because i'm a dumbass who drives a car with fucked cupholders and last thing i want is 80 degree liquid spilling on my crotch
Samuel Adams
HURRR i drink poop because im scared of magic fairy xenoestrogens in everything because Sup Forums told me i would lose my masculinity
Adrian Wood
Don't namefag
Joshua Walker
>My friends ditched me so now I hang about with the other outcasts that nobody likes.
Brayden Reyes
t. faggot with no friends
Juan Bailey
kill yourself
Ethan Morales
what are friends?
Dominic Reyes
You're a disgrace to this country. End yourself.
Elijah Long
Coffee's fine. A cup a day won't hurt you at all. Drink it in the morning if you don't want to hurt your sleep.
Jeremiah Cooper
Replace drinking coffee with smoking meth. Its better than coffee and will make you more sociable. Win win.
Adrian Foster
What the fuck is it with some people and coffee? It's a mediocre bitter drink that only soft cunts feel the need to drink non stop. "Ohhhh I can't handle today I need my morning coffee :(((" it's pathetic.
Eli Wilson
Thats where im at. I dont really need energy in the morning since i take aderall and i have a normal sleep schedule. Id consider trying it IF it had any health benefeits.
Asher Williams
4 cups of coffee a day is not moderate, in any way. 4 a week, maybe.
Carter Johnson
if lefty foks have taught me anything, it's that anything can be made politcal.
coffee from africa? holy shit you colonialist monster!
coffee from south america? holy shit just suck the dick of the us empire a little harder!
coffee from south east asia? i bet you'd kill a panda for a nice cup of joe, wouldn't you.
bong drinking coffee? bongland identity being stripped away with every sip!
sage a thread in Sup Forums for not being political? let me tell the history of sage and its impact on non-binary, ethnosuperior, culinary arts, you shameless fuck.
Samuel Myers
milky tea is better than coffee anyways
Lincoln Cruz
I drink 3 cups of black coffee everyday. It curbs my appetite and keeps me from killing myself at work.
Christopher Adams
Coffee has almost no negative side effects you bro-science fucktard
Josiah Wright
>costs too much Ditch the (((keurig))) and ask your mommy if you can have the old drip pot.
Zachary Adams
Really like how you included cheese
Levi Stewart
Every day I smoke Cigarettes and weed. I drink Beer occasionally when I really want to forget. I drink coffee as well, three cups in the morning (Coffee mug, big.)
I know I need to do better and stop, but I try and it all comes crashing down. So I go back.
It's hard user. It's hard.
Wyatt Powell
coffee is for zombie faggots who need stimulants to get off their fat asses, drink tea instead. alternatively, if you don't like tea either just drink water
Sebastian Brooks
you have to know yourself if youre going to do that. before i got a keurig, i would go through 2 to 2.5 pots of coffee a day. now, i have the keurih and i maybe have 5 cups tops and usually only 3.
also, costco has some of the best prices on kirkland brand k-cups. crappy selection but who cares? its not like i ever have time to enjoy the rich flavor brought to me by juan valdez and his columbian mule team.