I'm a hacker for the NSA and soon USCYBERCOM, I'll answer anything (unless it requires security clearances!)

I'm a hacker for the NSA and soon USCYBERCOM, I'll answer anything (unless it requires security clearances!)

Where do all the missing socks go?

What do you hack on your day to day?
Can you provide any broofs for these claims?

Is the snowden movie real?
Does xkeyscore really exist?
Seems fake to me. Like, how is it even possible?

What department do you work in?

This please. I have one mismatched pair and it would be great if I could get the two missing socks back!

Which one would you rather fuck in the ass?

>Chester Bennington's current dead body
>John McCains current living body

If you choose not to reply, your mother gets diagnosed with brain cancer tomorrow, and will share a hospital bed with McCain.

Do you Larp in public or just on the internet?

Does NSA know the url for Reddit?
Cuz thats where AMAs happen, faggot

Then what is the fucking point in asking you anything?

Do you watch people crank it through their phone cameras?

10/10

Where are Hillary's emails?

Did you get recruited by Echelon?

OP is a lower enlisted military faggot who thinks he's special because he sifts through boring shit all day.

>One post by this ID
>no explanation of anything
It's like you're not even trying.

Its known that the government uses the internet and the mass media as part of pysops against its own citizens. Do they employee private contractors to troll and shitpost similar to how they use PMC in place of soldier? If so how to I get hired to shitpost for the government?

Eh, Chester. God only knows what nasty gook shit McCain had stuffed up his ass as a POW. I'll take my chances on a fresh corpse than a Diaper Wearing Fuck-wit.

Have you noticed a rise in friction with the CIA since they have exponentially grown their cyber divisions and initiated DDI? Are they now competing with the NSA for SIGINT assignments because JSOC and the ISA have taken control of most ground operations?

Op isn't responding. Larping faggot sage

Prove it

I work with a segment of the NSA's TAO
Called "Equation Group" although we are being transferred to USCYBERCOM to bypass the red tape.

The Snowden movie is highly exaggerated, the most over exaggerated part is that Edward's GF is hot.

XKeyscore is real, but most people who have access can only access it if the person is or a suspected threat to national security.

what can you see about the average Sup Forums/internet user
whats the coolest shit you have seen technically
how did you get your job

The NSA does not hire people to troll online, usually these people are contracted by PAC's.

leak something

That is one of the reasons why the Trump administration is moving all cyberwarefare divisions to USCYBERCOM, the CIA and NSA serve vital roles to ground troops and there success against Gurrila Warfare. Hopefully this will ease the tension and hostilities!

Jason! Stop messing around on Sup Forums and go to work.

If the NSA finds out someone is a drug trafficker, Do they share that information with the DEA? Or do they just keep to themselves?

I always wondered because most of current drug dealers buy drugs cheap from the dark net. So I imagine the NSA could easily find out your using TOR and then look at their mail and deliveries and put two and two together pretty easily

Will you please use your hacking skills to find out whether, and to prove, the Podesta brothers were in Portugal at the same time Madeline McCann disappeared in Portugal on May 3, 2007? Further, would you please post those documents here? (Plane tickets emails, etc.)

Are you worried?

The coolest thing I've done was in 2006 we wrote a virus that severely damaged the Iran nuclear program.

That's Wikileaks job not mine.

Fuck off CIA Nigger, Terry A Davis will destroy you and all of your kind.

You should be.


The Man is coming, and he will tear (((((((((((((((America))))))))))))))) apart.

Give me a hint?

You must of seen allot, what are the Chances of Trump being impeached?
I heard the CIA hacking tools being sent to Wikileaks was done by the NSA. Also That Snowden still worked for the CIA when he dropped stuff on NSA. any truth to that

who is following me all the time?
you guys or scientologists?

Stop larping CIANigger.

While I would like to do this our job is to protect national security and until one of these people are considered a valid threat we would share the info with the FBI/DEA.

All of your fremasonist bs wont save your sorry asses now, you all go down with your khazarian friends. Good riddance. Shit like you should have been aborted before it ever spawned, you have no right to exist in the first place haha

>there
>Gurrila

obvious LARP retard

Do CIA niggers glow in the dark?

wheres the proofs you niglet

stop larping

one TAO guy i knew was kicked out of the navy for being a fag. The others were the typical antisocial retards that never conversed with anyone
True
Wrong
Wrong again. I was on one of the many Iran teams, nothing was destroyed

First broofs:
Difference between int 0x80 and syscall?
What does brk do, and what does mmap?
What could happen when you unserialize unknown data in php?

Questions:
How big is the US cyberint operation? Most APTs come from China, but that is just the detected ones.
You have a team or a department made for finding 0dayz, how big is it and how large is the budget?
Do you think full disclosure helps the general public or do you believe in antisec?
How do you think cyber warfare will affect/has affected the scene (if it could be even called that these days)?

What does the score on the field look like? Is Trump nationalism winning out or are the globalist still up to their dirty tricks?

LARPing on the internet is fun!

What radar frequency ranges do MiGs use on their equipment?

I can't, I could be fired for that.

What are you doing with the billions you stole from SWIFT?

>NSA telling us that they are on Sup Forums
Next you'll be telling me you work for ronald mcdonald.

Are our rights violated? It's a yes or no.

Also can you backdoor into linux or veracrypt?

Where they in portugal at the time?

did you ever get hacked by mr china or anyone else could be liechtenstein or who ever

How are babies made?

Can you post my first name? You guys DO know my real name right? You gotta! I don't even hide it! Man it will be so embarrassing if you don't know some 2nd worlder's personal info

>inb4 haha who cares about you
pls no bully

So your saying there is proof you just can't post it.....

>I'm a hacker for the NSA and soon USCYBERCOM
What you are is completely full of shit.

>The coolest thing I've done was in 2006 we wrote a virus that severely damaged the Iran nuclear program.
LARPING faggot detected. Sage

>look at me
>i work for an unconstitutional agency of criminals
>ask me questions
>i cant tell you anything you dont already know
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Great thread, faggot. Congratulations on your un-American garbage job.

I can confirm that the president didn't break any laws during his campaign, the Russian administration did want Trump in office but Trump was never aware of any cyber attacks by Russia.

You made stuxnet with the mossads? Wasn't that considered a failure since Mossad deployed it prematurely?

We broke multiple centrifuges, and the official policy of the TAO program is as said.

>I can confirm. Just take my word for it.

Weak LARP. At least spend a minute researching first. Drop some technical acronyms and program names, try and sell it a little bit.

This. I'm not even good at using computers but I know that people these days write viruses in groups.

interesting. So you can't confirm the real deepstate war is between the CIA and NSA to be on top

>but I know that people these days write viruses in groups.
Shut up dickhead. He clearly said "we".

have you seen the alien at the pentagon?

Don't you feel as if the military based agency combination of JSOC, NSA and ISA make the CIA inferior? Will you admit that the CIA is currently treading water knowing they will no longer be the "top" intelligence agency? And that the corrupt directors are terrified about all the nefarious programs and practices that are going to soon be revealed? Will you admit that it the NSA is behind the Vault 7 leaks and the CIA is responsible for leaking the NSA's software that created ransomware?

...

>and soon USCYBERCOM

I was hoping to get relations going with you guys.

Doesn't have to be as tainted as the old tendrils.

Kek

how can i make $10k in the next week
i will accept stock tips/crypto tips

fucking answer the fucking question you piece of shit LARPer

Can splinter cells really do wall-splits?

This. The evidence is everywhere

Is cybercom being split off from NSA to be an independent investigator so that the NSA/CIA/FBI can be checked? Or is it actually happening for gay reasons like Isis etc?

I mean are we going to get a check on the deep state or just another member of the deep state?

Is the black lotus program from the movie blackhat real and who wrote it?

Will probably just play out as a personnel shift, I don't really have hope anymore.

Admit that Seth Rich was working for the NSA to gather information on the CIA contractors that worked for the Clintons/DNC...

Answer these questions for proof:

What is a SID?
What is on the NSA landing page?
What is the nickname of GA satellite building?
What was sold in vending machines in the early days of NSA?
Describe the lawyer who teaches you about 12333.

what porn did i watch last night

Well, son, (said with all due affection because my mind's eye can see you), I would offer that some things are worth being fired for. Also, I would offer that there is no greater National Security threat, nor more noble a cause in apprehending, than the Pedophiles in U.S. government positions. Still, everyone needs a paycheck, but you might at least consider how you could procure evidence surreptitiously and forward to Wikileaks.

What is really happening inside Area 51?

>newfags responding to attention seeking tripfag LARPer
Every time

Why are you doing an AMA? Is there something you're waiting for us to ask you?

You think the chick in the snowmen movie was hot?

Didn't know they let retard s work at the NSA

Good post user. You have 5 minutes to answer these questions OP or LARP confirmed

You listened to angela merkel having phone sex with Putin, disgusting perverts.

NSA hires autism computer kids. They don't know shit about Dreamland.

Do you?

Why isn't the Federal Reserve ended yet, why don't you faggots release the dirt on Hillary and the Clinton Foundation, why is this Russia bullshit being allowed to continue, when China gets Thorium reactors how fucked are we, why are you such Shabboz goy faggots, why hasn't the holohoax been declassified yet, why do I already know you're either not going to answer or answer with retarded bullshit?

Thanks.

>implying there isn't crossover

Why else would this honeypot still be running?

>I'm a hacker

Explain in your own words where you would use LDAP, and what is the most common vulnerability with this protocol?

CIA here, we can neither confirm nor deny that op is a ginormous faggot.

CIA and fbi user here. Stop.

Janusian Meme Farmer here, leaf pls go.