>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>possible explosive device >a security guard maced caller and beat him with a bat >male beaner did a driveby in a shitty minivan >guys in a black car with no plates tried to kidnap caller
James Jenkins
>Caller found naked Male Black with a garbage can inside his apartment >Older Male Black is trying to choke younger Male Black >Employee is intoxicated and is giving away merchandise The landlord is threatening to shoot the caller.
Blake Bell
Morning lads.
Angel Murphy
Someone post a bingo card. Come in for /comfy/
Cooper Scott
...
Cameron Reyes
>gunshots
Connor Garcia
>caller says somebody just got shot at the pink line
Jose Perry
Posting my nightstalker pics from last night
Adam Lewis
...
Ryder Young
>TWO >TWO PEOPLE SHOT ON PULASKI >AH AH AH
Jaxson Bell
anyone heard from sassy since the dispatcher shooting incident?
Benjamin Jenkins
...
Nathaniel Hughes
Who here max comfy?
>Weed >Lights off >Headphones >Ambient (35% volume) >Cat in lap
Check your keys
Ian Parker
Thank me by never race mixing.
Jeremiah Adams
Male Black is trying to shoot a security guard without a gun
Good eve Roberts. D.C.user checking in . Heat wave here . I am sitting out back with my feet in my pool .. > C-O-M-F-Y Whats it like in ChiraQ tonight? p.s. all my /cpd/ pics / bingo cards on other laptop.
Hudson Stewart
>just entered the nail salon with a gun
Lincoln Harris
How bad is the chimping in DC? Is still the same nog ridden shithole it was when I was there 10 years ago?
Christopher Nelson
not anywhere near where I am .. My neighbor got diplomatic plates .. ( Not in the ghetto ) . to be exact I live in McLean Va, downtown d.c. is 20 min subway ride.
Evan Reed
God bless you, Roberts. Doing the lords work. Have a bump.
Noah Davis
>man with a gun >told caller he was going to take care of business
Ayden Reed
>Morse code
What did he mean by this?
Liam Hughes
>took the baby that was left on the porch
Did someone just steal a baby?
Repeater IDing itself.
Gabriel Adams
>kid with a toy gun
He's gonna get blasted and be in the news for a month.
Ian Martin
One dispatch is currently sidelined for the time being, had a conflict with FEMALE BLACK.
>someone's been ringing her door bell for over an hour
Top kek
Asher Cook
Evening Roberts
Looks like a nice night for fucked up shit to happen
It's the height of summer and the crime rate is only going to go up from here mates
Brayden Mitchell
>schizo hearing voices Well this just got interesting
Jonathan Collins
>foot chase
Angel Russell
Hello Roberts, nice to see you all, how is my city treating you?
Matthew White
Hopefully it doesn't storm again.
Brandon Moore
Key check bump
Jeremiah Torres
Whats up dogberts :-DDDDD . Are RNH in effect?
Camden Wright
>driveby in a BMW
Ethan Ortiz
>drunk janitor keeps shutting off jose's lights
John Lee
evening fellow roberts. seems like a mellow night. but then i saw something about an explosive device and babies disappearing so maybe it isn't..
>intoxicated janitor lol
Benjamin Phillips
>EIGHT OR NINE >EIGHT OR NINE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Carter Collins
>Good evening fellow Roberts >crabby is extra crabby >darr-lleey (?)
Connor Turner
>mr. rogers neighborhood jokes lame
Jordan Evans
>we don't know what this is >under some type of influence >janitor pushed him and son, called 4 times.
Oliver Fisher
>now the janitor pushed him
Brody Rogers
>anna saying male hispanic, short bald, fat, 30's >dispatch laughing >dispatch /comfy/
Brayden Turner
>Unkown man short, bald, fat, walking in a gang fashion in a suspects home.
Parker Edwards
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Ethan Diaz
Evening Roberts... check yo keys and get comfy
Liam Bennett
...
Nathan Reyes
Fredo Black
Luke Miller
space ship picking him up, he's gone. >intoxicated girlfriend keeps hitting caller I'm kinda shocked it's not a lesbian relationship. I have no idea why but they make up most of the drunk female dosmestics.
Colton Morgan
>need a polish translator
Christian Butler
>child is calling, mom and dad are fighting :(
Henry King
Lesbians have an amazingly high domestic violence rate.
Jackson Smith
I don't exactly understand why...I guess it's a moody emotional bitch fest that causes it?
Daniel Brooks
>bingo players mark wallgreens
Blake Watson
>raspy voice "go catch some real criminals man"
Ian Howard
did Male Black just get on the air?
>catch some real criminals mane
James Bailey
Emergency button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oliver Anderson
>emergacy button pressed, not answering radio >1414 Robert hit emergency button, >10-4 we're fine
Oliver Gonzalez
lolwat?
>quit fucking around with that emergency button
Charles Diaz
Male black is known to leave the area after the area of a crime
Anthony Mitchell
>walgreens again >male black yelling and refusing to leave
Hudson Foster
Walgreens needs help selling a nog
Owen Foster
Any body snatchers t8nught
Jaxson King
I've heard 2 so far plus a gunshot victim in critical condition
Colton Butler
>drunk beaner with a cross tattooed on his face hit callers car
Owen Stewart
I love to grt stoned and oisten to this un bed its max comfy
Adam Green
>too much noise from hookah bar, >woman threatened by owner and told to go inside and lock the door >sending cuck husband out to talk.
Kevin Parker
>call in removal
Adrian Long
>male puking blood inside the store
Bentley Bailey
>man walks in to store, is throwing up blood. Fire rolling.
Isaiah Nelson
What's this, from Cartoon Network? Do we have guys on the inside?
Hunter Moore
>weapon recovered
Brayden Bennett
>two people passed out in a vehicle >looks like a heroin overdone
Sebastian Rogers
>two overdoses in car, one male one female, early 30's both. Possible heroin
Lincoln Moore
>bicyclist hit by a car >laying in the street bleeding
Matthew Peterson
>six year old son is hallucinating
Xavier Young
>Unknown man hits a woman with a crate.
Levi Nelson
>lyft driver got carjacked
Gavin Gutierrez
I wouldn't want to work at a Walgreen's in Chicongo
Ayden Sullivan
I have an app for this.
Ethan Harris
>homeland security needed for (?) >13 y/o treating to harm himself
Elijah Evans
I wish there was a Fresno version of this.
Charles Morgan
>that why you don't eat at TBK
Sebastian Cook
To bad my county sherrif don't have this. I can just buy a police scanner though.
