Auspol - Aldi meat pies edition

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Cheers Cunt

first for melbourne

third for temporarily functional alcoholism

No worries cunt

Melbourne will never be first

What about this beauty?

>Poofters and sodomites bootyblasted over friendly neighbourhood pamphlet drop
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Threadly reminder that the gooks have gotta go.

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"I don't like the taste"

Who gives a fuck what the voters think? If you are in Parliament there can be no question about your loyalty to Australia, which means no other citizenships.

t. Dual citizen

Who gives a shit about that skinny are white bitch?

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Ludlam is a fucking idiot. I'm kiwi expat now aussie citizen and the NZ govt will give my citizenship back no questions asked if i moved back. literally no need to be a dual.

the amerifats seem to care more about it than we do.

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Leave your money on the fridge Wog

Cucklam

he honestly is a dumb cunt. You reckon more MP's are gonna be resigning in the next couple weeks?

>Aussie tourist's surprise reaction after catching Balinese thief
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fucking cuck

It's been hilarious watching the greens scramble to get confirmation they're not also retarded.

Di natale is safe, bummer. so is the fat cow.
Hopefully penny wong might be one, hard to say

This dumb lefty bitch thinks people only steal because they are poor. Completely clueless.

No meat pies for me, I'm vego. It's the only sustainable option, we need to conserve water.

Major parties have been on top of this with their candidate screening for years now. Very unlikely any Labour or Coalition MP will be one caught out.

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>huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/07/21/man-found-not-guilty-of-manslaughter-of-wa-aboriginal-teenager_a_23040540/

Abbos are rioting because the guy that crashed into, and killed, an Aboriginal kid, got charged with manslaughter instead of murder. The kid was riding a stolen motorbike at the time.

What a lazy troll.

they burned the accused's house down right after it happened. No-one was charged.

>low energy bait
I... I believe you.

>The kid was riding a stolen motorbike at the time.
his stolen motorbike. I would've run the noonga over too

I don't get the story

can somebody summarise the story

hey dumb cunts

hey cumguzzler

how goes it? fibreino
that's not how the meme goes

>Aldi meat pies edition

fuk u

Oh man, I'm sorry for being retarded, I didn't read the story, just copy and pasted it. He was
>found NOT guilty of even manslaughter
OMFG This is amazing lads!
Top KEK!

>tfw no aldi in town

what was the best year aus/pol/?

u wot cunt?

also, aldi meat pies are shit, I told you that yesterday op. and whats the deal with you cunts taking my one and only job in life?

Hello m8. I am doing pretty okay.

>TFW MULTIPLE ALDI SHOPS NEARBY

Still 3 years jail though. Should have gotten a parade and keys to the city

maybe you should make one earlier dumb cunt its not like u got a job lmao

>lmao
it's not that funny mate

Get off the dole you pooftacunt

You're a bit later today m8.
Not that I'm unappreciative but all the fags on here the last couple of hours or so have been unbearable.

I ate a 4 pack of four and twenty pies today.

They smelled and tasted terrible. Garbage tier pies.

get salty cunt

The great Australian taste.

Aldi pork bangers for dinner tonight

Frozen pies have seriously dropped in quality. I Blame the chinks

master shitposters

aldi pizza for me

What is with all the Aldi shilling? It is just a supermarket.

fuckin chink cunt

kfc pulled their funding

Wanna move there.

What to do?

Their pizza's are pretty dope. Their nuggies and tendies also pretty good. But what i really love is the checkouts. so quick.

>Grief is the word to describe the atmosphere here in Kalgoorlie at the moment - people in the crowd deeply upset by this outcome.
HAHAHA
>Senator Briggs @BriggsGE They're still killing us and getting away with it. This verdict says you can kill a black kid
No it doesn't you asinine racebaiter
>Senator Briggs @BriggsGE If #ElijahDoughty was a white kid named 'Brock Sutherland' would they treat this the same? Would he even be dead? Racist Australia wins.
Welp, looks like I'll be voting OneNation next election...

Saw this jewish monstrosity for first time the other day
Its opposite st marys cathedral, 400m away on other side of Hyde park

If it's hit up with antisemitic graffiti you know who did it :^)

Do they have the chicken enchilada pizza over there?

Sorry mate, we are at capacity here. Plus we have enough of you swarthy fucks as it is.

Hahaha fucking gold

no way get fucked fuck off

>Plus we have enough of you swarthy fucks as it is.

I'm Portuguese though.

One fourth Anglo.

Let me in!

our govt only lets in chinks and africans m8

I had this a while back, way better than I expected

Too bad cunt.

It's Bazza and Shazza,
not Bazza and Gazza

>25%
Not quite enough i don't think

I'll be a good lad!

I have an education in Computer Science!

It's Bazza, Shazza, AND Gazza m8

Strange it came out now after all this time. I wonder if it's a push to change the constitution so (((dual nationals))) fleeing the destruction of Europe can come here and take over?

Top quality shitposting m80

>and Fresh Rocket
dude what

>I have an education in Computer Science!

literally every field is saturated at the moment, especially for CS graduates

the current situation here is fucked

none of those jobs here m8 they are all outsourced to chinks and poos

We put rocket fuel on our pizzas for that extra kick of flavour.

I'm annoyed at how many fucking foreigners we have in parliament, regardless of renouncement. No wonder they have no qualms selling us out to the chinks

What you need to do is round up some money and buy a 7/11 over here. It's how all the poos scam the system and get residency

Oi m8 wtf is that gay arse flag doing here

is it true that penny wong might still have dual citizenship, or is that just right wing propaganda i read today?

What? you guys don't cook with avgas? Also whats up with the homo flag? is that you scott ludlam?

Wow, I started off like "Tf have these fuckin greasers done to their own invention", then I realized it actually sounds like it goes together perfectly.

tried to meme it into action the other day but auspol was too busy talking about sucking eachother off or something

I think she's an Australian/Malaysian dual citizen.

Haven't really kept up to date with this story.

No that's wong

>sucking eachother off
what's this I hear?

sauce?

she hasn't tweeted since the 18th, the day waters resigned :^)

anyone tried these? are they any good?

its a sydney user thing

>tones already tweeted about reneg'ing, most other senators in contention have already provided evidence they actually looked at section 44.

>still nothing from wong.

Please, please God almighty, save this country just a little more. Let Australian's administer Australia.

i've tried other brand beetroot chips, they were ok

They taste like sadness...

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Just start baking your own. Sweet potato, beetroot, and other chip stuff.

Bought a switch

Abos chimping out again

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>tfw our 'right-wing' politicians are a pure laughing stock, and beyond cuckservative levels of retarded

Radical Traditionalist uprising when?

Wait, what's this?

It's fucking shit here m8.
>It never rains.
>It's full of fucking spiders and snakes.
>Can't own a gun.
>Abos, chinks, arabs and poofters fucking everywhere
>can't buy a home because politicians and banks are a cartel for fleecing people on home loans

Don't do it mate.

Are these aldi pies a thing or a maymay?

I NEED TO KNOW

how do you make chips? I tried once years ago and they were burnt on the outside and soggy inside

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