Croatia and its people

So I just came back after a month in Croatia, and while I was there, I had the chance to observe the country and it's people. Here's a list:

Pros:
>Population is united
>People are generally nice
>Seem to have strong family relationships
>Good beer
>Great weather
>Nature looks nice, very mountainous
>Very few sandniggers and niggers in general

Cons:
>Croatian people seem completely incabable of driving, doesn't matter if it's a car, a bus or a motorcycle they just cannot drive
>Local transport is GARBAGE
>Croatian people sometimes show severe signs of degeneracy; walking around in underwear in public, always screaming and shouting and wearing nothing but flip-flops
>Seems to amatuer-ish in their respective jobs

What do you Think /pol? Also who hates who in Yugoslavia?

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A nigger form Uk slept with over a half a dozen Croatian girls with in month and a half, calling them white sluts and how they are craving for black cock..

Fuck Croatia, we deserve to be wiped out.

Funny, I saw 5 niggers in a month and they were all tourists

I just came back from my bi-annual business trip to Slovenia. I always stop by Croatia and have memorized some phrases and learned a bit about their history, culture, and languages. A little ironic since my parents are Hungarian but I love the country and some nice day trips to the beach in Dalmatia are pretty great after sitting in a conference room with the heads
of a Slovene appliance company.

How does Slovenia compare to Croatia?

>catholic females are whores
a real shocker

>Croatian people seem completely incabable of driving
?

>Slovene appliance company
Gorenje?

> Index.hr
Boy let me stop you right there, index.hr is literally fake news.
The owners are literally croat-hating yugo-nostalgičari who piss on us and divide us.

The site is literally fake news

I like them both, I like to wander the main roads of Slovenia in the evenings and overall as a country its OK

As for Croatia though, getting lost in the countryside is amazing and the I love the beaches there, even though I'm not a beach person, at least back home. One thing that bothers me is the taxi drivers though :/ don't like them, not one bit.
spot on!

Yeah, the taxi organizations bump up the prices quite a bit, they are essentially mafia-tier

I recommend using uber, you should not have a problem finding a driver if you are in a more populated city

>spot on!
Yay. I had a 1/1 chance of getting it right and I won!

>One thing that bothers me is the taxi drivers though :/ don't like them, not one bit.
Nobody does. Not even us locals.

I actually made the switch to uber this year, so thankful

>One country occupies the whole fucking coast that should belong to another country
>another country is left landlocked

ha ha, that’s why balkanistans bear grudges against each other and the next war is never too far.

well call me retarded but I think this croatia/serbia border map that always gets posted in eastern europe threads would work if they were ethnically cleansed. I don't like bosniaks.

Always wondered why the borders look like they do there
>?
The drivers are bad, really bad. They drive way to fast, always lane-split, infact, they don't even follow the lane system, they just drive in the middle of the road.
I took a Taxi to the Airport, the guy drove 150 km/h (not a joke) and I feared for my Life

The driving is asian-tier

You sound like a fucking pussy mate.

>The drivers are bad, really bad. They drive way to fast, always lane-split, infact, they don't even follow the lane system, they just drive in the middle of the road.
That's standard for rural areas. It'd take forever to get anywhere otherwise. The thing is, us locals know the roads, know where popo is, know where areas where you might encounter pedestrians are so we can pretty much get away with it. Besides, with just a bit charisma, you can get away with going 150 in a 80 zone :)

Do you wear socks in sandals and occupy
lounger with towels?

To me it just seemed like plain madness but now I have a bit more understanding. It still isn't good though
t r i g g e r e d

can you post of some photos of the average Croatian woman? No idea how they look like

>index

Literally the Croatian Huffington and Salon. Comments are always bashing them though, nobody is falling for that shit

That doesn't make any sense

Do you consider it normal to sit down in a restaurant in nothing but your underwear and a pair of flip-flops? I got bad news for you...

>Pros:
>>Population is united
We had to wage war for our independence. Sadly we sold that to the EU.

>>People are generally nice
Despite being foulmouthed cunts most of the time we still cherish politeness.

>>Seem to have strong family relationships
Of course since half the country lives with their parrents.

>>Good beer
Only drink the dark beer. Rest is shit.

>>Great weather
Sometimes a bit too great. If you are in any rocky area stick to the shade. It gets as hot as 45°C out there during summer.

>>Nature looks nice, very mountainous
Because what was there to mine was mined away by the Romans early on.

>>Very few sandniggers and niggers in general
More like the only niggers you will see are the ones getting tricked to attend the sausagefest in Zrče.

>Cons:
>>Croatian people seem completely incabable of driving, doesn't matter if it's a car, a bus or a motorcycle they just cannot drive
That's only the coastal folk that doesn't give a shit about trafic rules. In the inland there's the problem of drunk drivers as well.

>>Local transport is GARBAGE
You can say that again. Bus companies buy busses meant for garbage in Germany and use them here. Thankfully even they have to phase them out. My advice if you want to go anywhere then bring a car.

>>Croatian people sometimes show severe signs of degeneracy; walking around in underwear in public, always screaming and shouting and wearing nothing but flip-flops
Again, problematic drunks, lack of shame in regards to partial nudity and most people only do this on their own courtyards.

>>Seems to amatuer-ish in their respective jobs
90% of Croats work outside their original trades and that hasn't changed. We need more affordable private schools to teach trades to adults ASAP.

thats why I told you to call me retarded

It's a site owned by a shitty commie who wants Yugoslavia back.
Literally worse than CNN fake news.

What's with the shitty quality of their bait articles nowdays?

Men in the comments bash them, desu. Females are mostly idiots and they fall for it all hard.

I feel for you bro.

On a general note I'd say that the biggest downside to our people is that they are deeply anti-intellectual.

Very informative, thanks. I did rent a car one day, but the firm that was renting them were unfortunately very unprofessional.

>That's only the coastal folk that doesn't give a shit about trafic rules
Makes sense, I did stay by the coast

Do you have an alcohol problem in Croatia?

>On a general note I'd say that the biggest downside to our people is that they are deeply anti-intellectual.
What did he mean by this?

>yes, everything here sucks, we suck, please cuck us
>defetist cunt
go back to index and fucking stay there

And by "anti-intellectual" I don't merely mean "dumb" (which is not even necessarily the case).

I mean it as active stance, a posture. There is a sort of kernel inside our people that is equivalent to the way Hollywood represents rednecks. You will see it in the way people perceive politics for example. There is no ideological struggle over here (anything related to that is exclusively linked to historical events and family heritage).

Clarification above.

smart ppls = bad
simple man = hey hey hey we like

>underwear
You sure it's not speedos? Yes, it's pleb tier but people who worked their asses off to afford some sunshine and sea need to get that tan to make their neighbors jelly. Besides, for you average human, vacation = IDGAF.

>>One country occupies the whole fucking coast that should belong to another country
>>another country is left landlocked
>ha ha, that’s why balkanistans bear grudges against each other and the next war is never too far.

Buthurt Serb detected.
Serbs never had any historical or legal claim to any parts of the Croatian coast north of Makarska... And even there you only occupied the area for 3 years before being driven back by natives and the mercenaries they hired to kick your shit in.

>Always wondered why the borders look like they do there

Turkish invasions.
The borders as posted by this user here are closer to what Croatia would have looked like without Turk meddling. But i admit that at least the Eastern Part of Bosnia does belong to the Serbs.

let me fix that

PROS
>lot of wasteland countryside to escape to
>3 hour coffee breaks, work culture nonexisting
>best army in the region - even increasing
>USA's #1 bitch (basically their agent in europe) so if anyone touches uncle sam comes in

CONS
>by far the most degenerate eastern country
>different regions, religions, subcultures that all hate each other
>extreme multiculturalism hidden by fake nationalism
>all shtokavians (at least 3/4 of population are worthless niggers and contribute nothing, only leech)
>communism is rampant
>ironically everyone hates the us
>biggest rolemodels are germany and sweden, everyone wants to be them/move there

I'm sure, I thought they were speedos at first too.
REMOVE KEBAB

Kek

>I'm sure, I thought they were speedos at first too.
That's new to me. And I thought I saw everything from southern wops, poorfag shitty kiddies backpacking through Europe to low tier Brits posing as high class and wearing 3 piece suits when it's 40°C in shade.

if someone sat down in underwear in restaurants where I spend vacations, they'd be thrown out or asked to put some clothes on. people eat in bathing suits in places on the beach all the time tho

Index.hr just made the article. The original source is some forum

Most of public degeneracy in tourist places is done by the british.They are the worst kind of tourists.

index-hr are ultraprogressive cryptocommies whos explicit goals is to destroy this people

wouldnt be surprised if i saw soros behind it

you mean "tanned british"
and british women ofc

Yeah some places had signs up that said bathing clothes wouldn't be tolerated. But I guess some restaurants wanted their money...
Ironically there were no Brits there.

>Do you have an alcohol problem in Croatia?

Generally only old farts, teen kids and useless NEETs get drunk on a regular basis.

The rest of the population at least takes caution not to get fully plastered when they drink.

>>yes, everything here sucks, we suck, please cuck us
Didn't say any of that. We do have our share of degenerates and social problems that are sorting them selves slowly. Only wish it was easier to learn a new trade as an adult...At least cost wise.

>>defetist cunt
>go back to index and fucking stay there

Gotta stop you right there.
I'm lazy at most but not a defeatist.
I still value patriotism and will speak out for anyone who seeks to improove the economic situation in Croatia.

Here's a few things i'd love to se:

>Delegislation and less taxes. A flat 10% income tax, a flat 10% VAT tax and a flat 10% tax for secondary property (property that isn't tied to the personal home or single farm of the citizen so only greedy construction companies and banks get shat on).

>Educational reform so kids have to learn trades even in the Highschools meant to pump out leftist beraucrats (Jebeš Gimnazije, samo nesposobne komunjare proizvode).

>Educational reform so adults can re-educate them selves and seek jobs with greater ease and maybe even start their own enterprise with the new trade knowledge. More work needs to be done with local trade schools for that so they can make regular adult courses in the evenings.

>Todorić doesn't get bailed out and the firms under Agrokor are sold to the highest Croatian bidders. We need to get the government out of the market and let us finally become proper capitalist instead of this crooked capitalism and neo-socialist bullshit.

>Literally copy paste the American constitution and use the Swiss model of military service. Also prepare for the fall of the EU and to ensure our sovereignity.

Slovenia is richer than craoatia but we have better tourist sites.

>they just cannot drive

Nigga please, do not insult me.

i literally got a boner from reading your economic proposals

good luck explaining it to braindead low-class apes that populate this country that it would benefit them

tehyd rather live like slaves to the big brother because their nonexisting brains arent able to comprehend simple economics or think beyond the next saturday

>this year go to Zrće for the 1st time
>know it's going to be packed with nigz
>prepare myself mentally for their nigging
>come to Zrće, go to the store
>bump into a muscled up nigger
>expect a chimp-out reaction, clench my fists immediately
>nig just smiles and says sorry
>next day, at a restaurant
>drunk british slags yell at two nigz to come sit at their table
>nigz apologize and say they have other plans, continue their meal in silence
>other interactions with them were unexpectedly ok

on the other hand
>white girls flash tits to waiters for drinks
>2 hungarians butt naked riding on the outside of BMW through the city and yelling stuff
>british white girls puking all over the club
>group of presumably aussies start a fight with some cops (got themselves beaten up)

i was shocked and my perception was changed. went in there hating blacks, and now I hate other whites too.

you misunderstood me
im not a >muh niggers stormfags at all and i dont have anything against niggers, just like i dont hate bosnians and herzegovinians

i just wish they would all fuck of from our land regardless how they behave

Blacks behave well in croatia,even when we call them my moon or throw bananas at them.

Anglos are real trash.

I love how this was the most triggering part

t.

Those proposals are literally good for all EU countries.
Also, remove kebab

if i moved there when i'm a crypto billionaire where should i go?

It must be real because it's written on the internet, right?

sorry i thought that by "tanned british" you meant nigs

we believe we are good drivers, i heard those claims from other croatians too. I guess it depends on what you consider good driving. for example czechs driving is ''bad'' because they drive within speed limits and that always triggers locals who know the roads and drive on them on break neck speeds.

Nah.
You just saw the degeneracy of Anglos.

British chicks come regulary here to get knocked up by either nogs from Italy or the local guys.

Worked as a security guard on an event and a few British slags blew me while i was guarding the backstage.
One even asked me to mary her because she wan't out of Britain...

How do i say this...
Blacks behave here because several years of reports of Croatian police, security guards and locals beating up unrully tourists has taught them not to provoke the sirovina.

i did, but i dont hate them
hating someone =/= wanting them to fuck off from your land because its yours and not theirs

>Croatian people seem completely incabable of driving

you retards dive 30kmh and enjoy sightseeing while we are FUCKING WORKING AND MUST GET FROM A TO B TODAY. Anything below 80kmh is considered gay here.

lol index.hr is reporting on roosh v forum posts
what a joke
that website is for subcons who spend money on PUA crap and the only people who believe that shit are on those forums

i'm in zagreb and split often enough and you guys are into this CROATS GETTING BLACKED shit but it's not true. it's something prevalent in a lot of places, including the US and you just have envy and want to be american

>That's new to me.
Ne seri govna, pola Dalmacije hoda u gacama po dvoristu, pa onda skokne i do ducana, pa na pice, pa se proseta rivom, itd.

>A good driver is someone who can handle their vehicle, and is not a threat to others.
>A Croatian driver
I'm sorry but pick one

Kek... nice one.

>80 kmh
only excuse for driving that slow is saving fuel

lmao sorry, somebody should have put the sign "For real men only" at the entrance to our country. Oy vey, goyim is not following the lanes and speed limits. No wonder you're losing your country to africans and arabs, you're a joke and a pussy.

user here is generally right about the driving except, in my personal experience, people driving just under the limit are not as bad as people constantly driving 10 under the limit. Now, those fuckers piss me off to no end.

>Local transport is GARBAGE

True in 75% of cases

>Croatian people sometimes show severe signs of degeneracy; walking around in underwear in public, always screaming and shouting and wearing nothing but flip-flops

Shirtless and in flip flops only on vacation, so I don't give a fuck.
And you shout when you see a bro and decide to bant him in public

>>Seems to amatuer-ish in their respective jobs

Only sub par food places with season workers.

But don't fucking insult my driving.
Not my fault you probably drive like a pussy. Meaning, you don't have enough skill to drive fast while being safe and respecting the law.

The t r i g g e r i n g

I'm sorry about your driving, Hrvstska

>>Croatian people seem completely incabable of driving, doesn't matter if it's a car, a bus or a motorcycle they just cannot drive
lol no
>>Local transport is GARBAGE
despite being a shithole, it's an order of magnitude better than what we have here in north america
>>Croatian people sometimes show severe signs of degeneracy; walking around in underwear in public, always screaming and shouting and wearing nothing but flip-flops
that's not degeneracy. that's med life. your protestant sensibilities are projecting
>>Seems to amatuer-ish in their respective jobs
i wouldn't say amateur as much as unprofessional. yugoslavian socialism inflicted a great psychological trauma in the minds of the people.

I love how all Croatians got super triggered about their driving

And I am sorry about your lack of balls

Croats are fine drivers.
I dare any amerilard to drive on a 140km/h highway in poland.
You know nothing about crazy drivers.

>>>Local transport is GARBAGE
>despite being a shithole, it's an order of magnitude better than what we have here in north america

Is Canada really that bad?

Well i admit that the driving culture here is really bad but hey we love going faaaast.

If we had any car factories here you'd bet there'd be a bunch of Croats aimin to join the F1 races.

Either that or muscle-car shows to go full Ameriburger.

Wow you really are convincing with your arguments! What's your secret, Petar?

>Well i admit that the driving culture here is really bad but hey we love going faaaast.
That isn't the bad part of your driving, if the drivers knew how to handle their vehicles it'd be fine to drive fast. Problem is, they don't

look at me, I only drink dark beer ohh I'm so smart. Fuck you hipster cunt!

On the topic of cars...

I am getting a new one by the end of the year.

Have a A3 1.6, 2008. still.

My dream car is the Octavia RS, will be getting one in Hansland.

Does Sup Forums approve.

2014. is a big maybe for me, ideal would be 2015. and newer.
Also, car has to be under 70k, ideal is under 50k, but yea...

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>Jebeš Gimnazije, samo nesposobne komunjare proizvode
šta ako si već redpillan

That's just online. Last time I saw a proper driving-related triggering IRL it was a murrkan in a beastly stang (the one with snake badge). Bumper to bumper traffic in a rural area with side roads connecting without traffic lights. Since it's already crap I let the guys from side streets get on the main road. Now, by rules and regs, I'd have to let 1 guy in but the stang fucker kept honking so I started letting 2-3 just to piss him off.

like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=3is49vWMwFI

>Dream car is Octavia RS
Really? You need something with a V8

Index hr unfortunantely the most visited news portal
The owner of the site addmited george soros contacted him trough one of his organizations and paid him to build the website somewhere in the 90'
I think he wrote about it in his biography

Come on... Seriously the light beer is full of industrial chem shit and 99% taste bad.

Dark beer is usually made by smaller firms that need to mind their quality so it usually tastes great.

>>Jebeš Gimnazije, samo nesposobne komunjare proizvode
>šta ako si već redpillan

Ako si gimnazijalac i uzeo crvenu tabletu...
Ne upisuj odmah fakultet čim maturiraš. Zadrži knjige jer možeš uvije ponovit iz njih ako želiš upisat kasnije.

Idi odradi sezonu ili dvije na moru, uštedi pare, uloži ih i nauči zanat tipa Mehaničar, Strojar ili slično.
Nađi posao u toj struci lokalno i štedi za faks ako misliš studirat ili za kuču ako misliš da si zadovoljan s poslom.

Zadnja opcija je uštedit pare, otič zaradit para u Njemačkim tvornicama i uložit natrag doma kad uštediš dovoljno.

Moja generacija gimnazijalaca je bila puna lijenčina kojima su rekli da su pametni i trebaju postat odvjetnici i ostala birokratska govna...
90% njih je nezaposleno a pola ih nije ni završilo fakultet.
Sreča za njih pa su večinom ženske pa mogu prodat pičke likovima koji če robovat za njih.

Please keep it in english, I wanna know what you're saying

just look at that nigger tier slav language

Croatia, a land of wonders inhabited by ex-communists, nazi LARPers, inbreds and lazy people. A good purge is needed. All hail the God-Emperor

>Sljadoljed
god that fucking hurts to look at

Balls in his pants, thats the secret

Please tell me slavs aren't this stupid

around this range

Sadly on average we are too dimwitted to do witty banter.

>sljadoljed
>sudoma i gomora
lmao

That isn't the average, but they do exist
Oh I understand

>RooshV forums
Literally every guy who posts there is a loser,starting with Roosh V himself.
Virtually every story is made up.
Now even if we take that the story is somewhat true,we'll have to take into account that guys exaggerate number of women they fucked.
He said he was there for 50 days and fucked 16 girls,which if it has true,I'd consider a low number.True number is definitelly half of that,but it's irrelevant.
This guy went into a big capital,and for 50 days went out of his way to get laid,approached girls and went to the clubs.
And after all that,he got laid couple of times-SAD!

And to add here,why are you people butthurt if non whites get laid?
I saw black woman once in Croatia,and I was very much impressed how nice her skin looked,and how attractive the girl was.
If I had a chance to fuck her,I'd fuck her.Why would I then be mad if some girls want to fuck a mullato in this story?

>That isn't the average, but they do exist
i guess, they're a bit uglier but there's shit tons of women like that

>fight for independence from Yugoslavia
>proceed to join EU

What did he mean by this?

I think they are usually much darker (hair and skin tone).

>t. guy in love with a possibly croatian qt he has seen somewhere and with croatian ex-gf