The last bong of Brit/pol/

Reposting this because it's a good insight into the situation facing us.

Some people say that this only applies to commercial porn sites but the GCHQ are ITCHING to get Sup Forums banned outright as it contravenes our obscenity laws in almost every way.

Check out pic related for more information.

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this is vomit-inducing. my condolences

For anyone who's interested, here's the anime podcast. It's 15 minutes or so long.

bbfc.co.uk/case-studies/podcasts/bbfc-podcast-episode-17-classifying-anime

>28 minutes
Well, nevermind.

R.I.P. UK

Hentai isn't on the list all is well

>gchq

They work in a giant doughnut. They should just admit they are Americans.

i think i'll start going to the gym, mayve working on being a better manager even though i only have 2 people working directly under me, the porn block maybe it's time.
enjoy yourselves Sup Forums, i'll be working hard or hardly working

>facesitting
>pissing
>female ejaculation

Even from the point of view of 'muh harm reduction' with regards to fake rape etc I don't see how they can justify banning stuff like this. Seems totally arbitrary.

oh well
its the price we gotta pay for a porn ban

it was great knowing you all

This is just a preview for the rest of us. When we get cucked to we will fade away with a whimper just like the brits.

>a circle with a red dot in the middle perfect target

In all seriousness though we are so fucked :'(
the porn part is just a disguise its a plan to censor half of the internet think about it you can find these types of porn on normy media: twitter, tumblr, faceboook, etc but they aren't gonna get blocked they are gonna use the porn thing to censor anywhere that you can talk anonymously such as here

But will the children be safe?

(Probably not)

Why don't you raise your spoons above your head and take to the streets?

why is removing degenracy a bad thing? not joking why should most teens be exposed to porn from whatever candian or american/mexican shithole.

this will be an improvement.

RIP

This is like when the government promises to crack down on extremism and dupes think they're talking about snackbars and not us.

>they have our best interests at heart don't worry

Sure thing, big brother.

have kids then say the same things, so we won't have porn streaming 24/7 from mutiple sites to children. And as a side effect adults won't be able to enjoy it. Good luck with that, did you base everything you know on s
tarshiptroopers?

I built their swanky spiral staircase, cheeky bastards.

Expect this in the rest of Europe, very soon. Also, the United Nations has been pushing to ban hentai for a few years now. These fuckers only give them legitimacy.

Revolt, you pussy. Why bitch and kvetch about the future when you can control it?

Fucking hell, id rather the internet was left unregulated even if de derrorists use it

Get vpn britfags, if this happens here in straya, ill move to others country

It's easy for a Burger to tell us to revolt when you have a second amendment and we get arrested for having a teaspoon.

I'm revolting by leaving.

Don't you guys have an SJW problem in your Parliament?

This and the Islomphilia of the government has prompted me just to leave as soon as possible. I'm hoping to go to either NZ, or AU in 5 years.

Won't miss you.

>No breast expansion blocked
Hehe sucks to be a vanilla fag.

We didn't acknowledge you.

>he ruined his country and now he wants to ruin mine

m8 fuck off.

How have I? I haven't even been able to vote till this year. These people have been pushing this shit since Thatcher, I have no control over it.

>How have I

You need to take a lesson from the IRA. Although not too many, better off to get some from Chechnya.

>they're banning porn, good
>"it's not about porn though it's about more state control over communications"
>LOADING LOADING LOADING FAILED TO LOAD yeah like I said they're banning porn, good

fuck's sake why do I bother

Of course, I can revolt against the Police state and the Military with an Assault Spoon. I can fucking do that.

I know, we had to ask Lenin himself. Don't believe you ever acknowledged the canadian independence either.

They technically don't have independence.

Are they worried about women forcibly facesitting people while also squirting due to fisting themselves and being asked to be spanked?

Is this an actual problem over there?

Also, the British people never voted for these puritan policies, it's these puritanical, 2bit authoritarians who lurk in the shadows who implement them.

This is rather sickening all in all. My deepest condolences my Brit friend.

>get arrested for owning a teaspoon
It cannot be that bad. What the hell is dangerous about a spoon?

discussing illegal things is illegal, huge shock. If you yourself were the government i suppose you would tolerate an insurgency. Just like the americans.

It's an excuse to gain control of the internet and appeal to the ever shrinking religious puritan crowd.

If that was a problem, would anyone really care?

>facesitting
wtf I'm thankful for being a fucking monkey

Do the aussies or kiwis have independence?

What are you even doing on Sup Forums?

what does this remind me of?
hmmm

Mate, we can be arrested for calling a Muzzie a cunt, it's that bad. Most of the time it's the police taking the power in their own hands. We don't really have defined laws in regards to "Online Hate Speech". Also, these are the same people who'll allow young girls to get raped by Pakis.

Yes, because I would invest in British companies that made breath mints and rain ponchos

No, quite a few countries don't. The only ones I can think of the top of my head is India, Hong Kong, Ireland, most of Africa and Singapore/Malaysia.

Any hope for the future? Surely people will realize how insane this shit is eventually.

>female ejaculation is bad
Wtf is U.K. run by kissless virgins? My girlfriend squirts almost every time. Why aren't feminists fighting this? It grinds my gears that they don't actually give a shit when women issues are getting btfo

It's just vapid post-modern architecture. They'll probably expect another one, when it starts to fall down in about 10 years.

I couldn't tell you, I suspect there will either be a new Farage who sorts it out or a Military coup. Knowing this time line, it'll probably be a coup. It almost happened during the 70s.

Your whole continent is fucked buddy, I'm so sorry for you. I hope the US makes it easier for euros to come in than shitskins.

Feminists are religious fundamentalists with a secularized religion.

Porn is empowering for exactly as long as you're getting railed/licking a toilet seat, as soon as the footage is played back with a bloke watching it becomes misogyny. Keep up.

A Yank told me the other day that one of Trump's main advisors was a fan of the 1920s American immigration policy.

>muh based mummy may
you need to have a coup and start lynching people

Saw pic-related today....real shame to witness modern-day bongs fall so far from such great heights.

They'd be alright with a little girl getting rammed by a muzzie, online. "We need to be tolerant of their beliefs".

>the GCHQ are ITCHING to get Sup Forums banned outright

No evidence for this assertion.

we'll see

maybe they realize that if they force people onto vpns they won't get any useful data again

May is the honest Hillary Clinton, a centre right corporatist sycophant.

>want to ban opinions
>naked attraction is still on the air
makes you think

makes you wish for white sharia to be perfectly frank with you

We are a police state with the most incompetent police force on the planet

They're only incompetent when it comes to "Asians".

So what's really going to happen is the french ISP jew will sell you all some roaming enabled mobile deals for 80£/month?
>Reminder to buy french telecom

Heh true. It's just so weird to see the topics we talk about here actually play out irl. Logically women should be against this, but they aren't. I'll leave everyone to draw there own conclusions from that
Yeah that's another (((coincidence))) you can notice: you will never win any argument against mentally ill liberals about porn because they move the goalposts. I'm trying to teach you anons, you CANNOT ever win. Porn is always viewed as the opposite of whatever you are saying

>Cues benny hill music
>12 police with sticks chase single suspect

Muh freedom

It will be a shame to see our family from across the pond go. You bongs are cheeky, bantering meme machines, and we will miss you sorely.

It's been an honor and a privilege.

R.I.P.

I'll still be vaping and spinning me fidget spinner browsing Sup Forums after it's banned. Tpb is banned, has been for years over here.

You've got to be careful with giving or taking away rights.

Found the soul-less subverted bong,

or, more likely,

the greedy arrogant soul-less rat kike.

What's your plan for the weekend lads?

Bye bye britfags!

I'll hazard a guess some PM's wife found all these things in his internet history, and stayed with him on the condition that she never find him viewing these things again. Himself knowing he wouldn't be able to resist decided the most effective way to avoid it forever more would be to make it illegal.

...

Solution: Just ban the porn and hentai boards.
Degenerate and Waste of bandwidth anyways.

nz and au are just as cucked

go US

The anime ones easy to get around though, just have some age 9 looking waifu say she's 17 awkwardly in the scene, in fiction the writer is god.

This. Website would be a lot more popular and people maybe wouldn't be ashamed to tell their friends about it. The fact that you can see them from the home page is basically the reason why I never told anyone about Sup Forums

just teaspoon them before they get theirs out

How did gchq remain so secretive for so long in a building like that.

I hate this country. I hope Cuckbyn destroys it.

UK govt. just can't handle the bants.

Russian MPs keep an eye on Tories and do various insane stuff as well.

They want to prevent user from using VPNs and has already released some new law regarding it.

>Logically women
>Logically
>women

hmmmm

almonds

F U L L
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>can't voice opinion on the Sup Forums pressure valve
>will have to do it in the real world

Would be a shame if I started shitposting on real life.

Porn IS degenerate. I would be fine with this if it were porn and not speech. I would also be fine with it if they were serious about being actually conservative IRL.

>spanking suspect
>delet this

Agreed

Good bye bongs. Truly we had the greatest of times fighting for brexit with you

If you're against any of this you're a degenerate.

>Website would be a lot more popular and people maybe wouldn't be ashamed to tell their friends about it
If you believe that would be a good thing you need to get the fuck out.

We cant have people telling their friends about Sup Forums do you not know the first rule of fight club?? The more people come here the more diluted our ideas become

This is about shutting down the last best hope for English men; Pascal's Subsluts