The cuckest country?

>Be Portugal, 1st global empire, rule the seven seas, have colonies in Japan, India, Malacca, etc
>Cucked by the dutch
>hit by an earthquake, a tsunami and firestorm in a single day
>Cucked by your greatest ally
>here comes napoleon's army
>Your king literally flees the country and leaves you to fight alone
>King raises Brazil to a Kingdom of equal status and rules Portugal from the new capital of the Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves, Rio de Janeiro
>Ruled from your colony for 14 years
>Needs to fight the french with guerrilla warfare since your government fled
>Saved by the british
>Demand your royal family comes back
>King does, his first born prince stays, declares Brazil independent
>King dies
>Prince who cucked you next in the royal line, becomes your king, abdicates in his daughter's favor
>Brother who actually lived in Portugal says "oh hell no", usurps the throne
>prince who cucked you invades the country from Brazil with an army of mercenaries, defeats his brother, forces people do adopt a constitution
>Ruled by your new brazilian-born Queen, daughter of the man who took your largest colony away, granddaughter of the king who left you to die in the hands of Napoleon's army
>Many years later, still has a bunch of colonies
>Winning wars against then, " fuck that independence bullshit"
>Cucked twice by India, no more colonies there
>Commie soldiers overthrow the government, give independence to every colony without a fight, give Macau to Chyna for free
>tfw no more colonies
>tfw wasted all that money trying to keep them and commies just gave them away
>tfw too poor to pay denbts now
>tfw no longer rule the seven seas
>tfw more portuguese go to the former colonies than the other way around
>tfw even syrian migrants don't want to go to your country

And they were literally cucked by Moors for 800 years and are more moorish than european now
youtube.com/watch?v=2Nwd8O-VB7I

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Retarded IQ

Portuguese people are manlets

>b-b-but at least they don't have muslims, right?

hmm sweetie, even syrian rapefugees have standards, why would they want to go to moortugal?

Typical descendant of the suebis singing
youtube.com/watch?v=4X4D_IPedg8

Now check these graphs:
pic related 1/5

More people flee portugal than a bunch of slavshit countries

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Some wrong bits in your post, but most true.
Portugal suffered a huge decline in it's power projection due to Napoleon and our Overseas wars.
The only thing holding us back is liberalism, and a fall from tradition allied with good values

All this being said, I love and serve my country, my roots and I celebrate its history, few can say that.

"In Portugal the True Faith will always be preserved."
Long live Portugal.

Nice pasta.
Saged and reported.

Before Constantinople fell it issued a final call for help from its Western brethren. Of all the 'brotherly' nations who did nothing, only a small nation across Europe sailed with help . Unfortunately it was too late but this gesture from Portugal has not been forgotten. If only it arrived a little earlier the globe might be different.

Fucking hell if your going to post this shit everyday, at least vary it a bit. You cock

Quick answer:

1) We were not cucked by the Dutch. The Dutch invaded our possessions after the Spanish King inherited our throne. We united with Spain, which at the time controlled the Netherlands. The Netherlands rebelled against the Spaniards and attacked us overseas, as we were then part of the Spanish Empire.

2) We were never cucked by our greatest ally. Any friendship has better and not so better times.

3) Our King did flee to Brazil, which was a colony or already a Kingdom but was not independent: It was one of our colonies, the more developed one. Rio de Janeiro quickly developed into something that could rival other European Cities. Back then there were only two "civilised" cities in the Americas: Boston and Rio de Janeiro. Oh! And the King did not leave us to fight alone. Our army stood its ground. And even fucking won. Get that.

4) Our government fled, we fight with guerrilla but we also had standing armies.
WE WON AGAINST NAPOLEON, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. No other country bar England won against Napoleon. And England did not get invaded by it.

5) Yes, we were cucked by the Brazilian D. Pedro IV. Who was a Mason and a French admirer. From then on, I agree we've been cucked. But not really because you can't auto-cuck yourself.

6) We were not cucked by India. We lost our colonies there, wich were only cities. India had one of the largest populations in the world. What were we to do?

7) The Carnations Revolution, in the 25th of April of 1974 was another auto-cuck moment in which we got into the same cuck levels of then rest of Western Europe and America.

8) We are not too poor to pay debts *NOW*. We will be soon, though, now that the Socialists/Commies are in the government.

9) I only wished more Portuguese would go to the former colonies *THAN* the other way around.

10) Good refugees don't want to come here. I hope they all go to Merkel's neighbourhood.

11) No, we didn't get cucked by Moors.
Specially not for 800 years.

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I didn't know, Thanks for sharing your knowledge.

11) The moorish presence here ended in 1249. 711-1249 => less than 550 years.

12) It's evident by what you wrote the man who injected you into your mother's womb is the one who is more moorish than European. You dirty (((New Worlder))).

We took the indies from you and held them for 300 years, get fucked moor rapebabies

EVERY single day the same thread, every single day the same lies against Portugal and D&C done by a mixed anti-white.

Just report and sage fellas

On his own fucking image:

"Differences of just a few IQ points may not be significant due to statistical and sampling errors".

Claims Portugal has lower IQ because in that fucking map Portugal has 6% less IQ points than the highest ranking Western European countries - Switzerland and the Netherlands.

I bet you and your family are less intelligent than the average Joe here. And, believe me, my country is filled with dumb fucking people.
Not much worse off than the most intelligent countries in Europe, though. And much better than all American countries, from what I've seen.

Also, do you have a fucking point to make?
An argument you want to throw?

Fucking (((New Worlder))).

1,72m. Do you believe your own propaganda?

And yes, my grandpa's generation is significantly shorter than most of Europe. Today, such a huge difference does not exist.

THANK YOU MAN!

Traditionalist Portugal for the win!

Our King's title was:

By the Grace of God, His Most Faithful Majesty, the King of Portugal and the Algarves of here and beyond the sees.

with all this shitposting,We deserve to see your real flag,nigger.

here we go again

Hope we'll not fail you again if the time comes, Greeks.

It will always be a pleasure to keep the Turks out,

>have colonies in Japan,
you mean those guys who got killed. thats not actually a colony and you never retaliated just like the dutch

>Hurr Durr why is Portugal so stupid and irrelevant?
>Everyday there is a thread about Portugal

Why do you do this Sup Forums? Just leave us be irrelevant and go under the radar pls

>tfw more portuguese go to the former colonies than the other way around

Take this opportunity to BLEACH Angola, Moazambique and Guinea Bissau

And that went so well that Indonesia is currently the largest islamic state and the 7th largest Economy in the world.

You Dutch sucked at colonisation. The best you did was South Africa and it only kind of worked for a while because of the British.

The world today would be a better place if we had kept what we took from us, or if all you ever got went to the Brits.

Actually, about half of his assertions are true.
He could bash us with that.

But no... he has to mix the truth with an equal amount of lies. That's how we all know he is some kind of New Worlder.

Either Brazil or America.

Obligatory pic

Alas, this time the Turks won't make it as they will start a small war with Greece but get crushed by Russia for right of passage reasons (Black Sea) . Only Russia will acknowledge no limits and steamroll over them. They will be broken forever. Unfortunately this is WW3 but Greece and Portugal will escape destruction.

We had a factory in Nagasaki. We were the first Europeans to arrive and they called us "gaijin" or hairy monkey. Through diplomacy, we mannaged to get the monopoly of trade between Japan and the West. Until the Dutch fucked us and the Japanese got mad.
Also, we actually colonised Taiwan. Although we failed with getting the Chinese out.

Miscegenation is our downfall.
If only Brazil was whiter...

OP is way darker, Spaniard bro.

Probably

t. Orthodox prophecies, they're clear as fuck, they told us we will become poor but never pay back denbt . And that since 1800, but now we see.

They are non white now and so are mediocre now.

Kikestrianity did its toll by exterminating the native euskera people of portugal.

dutch always shift (because protestant, if monetary gain , do not trust)
>inb4 but I'm the lowest tulip

uh oh..

i know you hate portugal and all but you put the flag upside down and mirrored..
i know it is a common mistake, but i would appreciate if the next time you make this thread (ETA 20 min) you could fix it
thanks for you help user!

>Be Dutch
>Claim that took East Indies (like Portugal colonised every piece) and not some settlements and strategic point like Malacca
- Portugal previously removes the kebab in these settlements
-Portugal weakened by Iberian Union economically and manpower military and get help from Anglo that would start to betray him in 1650's)
>Divide Timor with Portugal finally in 19th, East Timor today being one of 2 Christian countries in Asia. The other part goes to Indonesia
>Greatest colony is a bunch of Muslim seaniggers and the country with most Muslim population in the world
- This happens because it ain't Portugal turf anymore, it's Protestant and Jewish turf, we don't care about religion in world politics
>Not sucking too Muslim cock for centuries
it has to import kebab from Morocco and Turkey thanks to their politicians
>now Literally have a Islamic party
> mayor of Rotterdam is named Ahmed Aboutaleb, tipically Dutch name
>literally have Muslim gangs controlling the illegal drug scene
>literally have Turks doing protest squashing oranges and burning France flags bc Turkish politicians go to their own country making rallies - still cucked
> be trapped by soft power of Erdogan and Turkey - "long arm of ankara"
>all of this mudshits while Dutch girls getting Blacked
>one of the most degenerates countries in Europe
>has to spend money to its land not being eaten by the fucking ocean

Not bump this thread - you're keeping it alive. At least sage it. 13 posts by ID. This ain't instant messaging also. Just abandon it.

Honestly, I'll root for you but of course I won't volunteer to combat the Turks.
I would campaign for my army and country to stand with you, and I'd be tireless.
I'm expecting a similar reaction from you if we were to be attacked by Morocco.

I am not sure the Russians would "destroy" Turkey. I am not sure the (((Americans))) will not side with Turkey... That is what scares me.

So, I truly hope that if we get to this that me and my country don't fail you.

Google Perejil. I was in Sothern Spain at the time. I was in my early teens but I was looking out for muslims I could throw rocks at or something. There were none, thankfully.

That's because we were a trade empire alberto, not a settler/colonial empire. The cape colony was just a refreshment point for trade ships. Indonesia was basically just a slave colony, only used for trade, and yet it's better off than brazil which you guys invested your heart and soul into.

Gay.
Is that you best trolling?
So fucking gay.

Why so much hate on Portugal?We are ancaps,we dont believe in countries...

Cry harder
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Golden_Age

>if monetary gain

Im surprised that a greek knows the definition of that

I suppose the real question is why some demi-Jew came into this thread to talk about the Dutch, as though anyone gives a shit.

>Portugal expels Jews
>They go to the Netherlands
>The Dutch cuck Portugal

The Eternal Swampkike

Portugal literally went to war with the whole world at one point to keep their empire
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Colonial_War

youtube.com/watch?v=8rTq_AEdCo8

i knew that only some Italian mercenaries came for help, can you sauce me up with the Portuguese expedition?

That's also essentially E. Michael Jones' contention.

Show me your real flag, i feel like laughing at a shitskin

>i know you hate portugal and all but you put the flag upside down and mirrored..
That's what it looks like bent over

I don't.

Funny thing though, pic related.
I can't post the picture, sorry, I'm at moms computer... It was an image showing the Dutch are now more Catholic than Protestant.

Kikestrianity DESTROYED Iberia, southern italy and Greece, if kikestrianity was still banned by roman emperor then Greece would still be a world power today.

>demilitarize goyim
>turn the other cheek
>love your sandnigger neighbor
Daily reminder at this time kikes were all conquered subhumans of rome that invented egalatarian filth for the interest of kikes.

In that case you need only look in the mirror, demi-Jew.

are we measuring dicks now?

Not talking about India route, not talking about the times we fought off Spaniards, not talking about the reconquista, not talking about actually stopping the French, not talking about the culture impact we've had all over the world, not talking that to this day Oporto never been conquered or even close to conquered, not talking about not being a cuck to Muslims, not talking about our football legends, not talking about our people, not talking about not being part of WWII cuz we proudly alone, not talking we still make more money than the locals on the colonies, not talking about our work etiquette all over the world, not talking about cucking the Spaniards to leave us alone. LMFAO anc kys and don't step in here talking like that or you gonna have a terrible time. We have had a weak leadership since our dictatorship I'll give you that, but don't test us like that, ask the world what happens.

>unzips empire

Tell me more about the Anglo treasons of 1650s.

My take is for each one of this threads more people know how great we are. Besides, nothing much to do around here, I'm literally waiting for tommorow.

But I will consider ignore this threads in the future, your advice makes sense.

Fret not brother
>Google Perejil
I will Google, we have the prophecies for a long time, if it says that 'in the future one will speak from Constantinople to Moscow as if they were in adjacent rooms', and that 'blackbirds will throw fire on the people below', or (my fav) 'the devil in his pumpkin will go round the Earth (ISS/Mir)' then their WW3 predictions are spot on.

A terrible war will follow Russia's Turkish conquest when they reach Syria. Now I suppose the israhelis will use their low yield nukes against Russian forces which will elicit a strategic response from Russia, and then global thermonuclear war. The Russians will target the Anglos , except Oz if I remember correctly . The Anglos will target Moscow flattening it to oblivion, not before they are completely destroyed (UK) or reduced to an insignificant nation (US).

A single Russian sub will receive orders to burn Germany and half of France and it will do so (+150 nukes) . Todays power is too high .

The operation on perejil was a good time

>Literal nigger countries
You gonna follow your "holy" pope and kiss some nigger feet?

What a cuck.

Your golden age was peanuts compared to what was normal to us before the XIX century.
Your country is the most degenerate. Why do you unabashedly post in it the King of Cucks?
Enjoy you GDP per capita before Mohamed and Achmed tear it into shit.

I fail to understand the Dutch mentality, I'm telling you.

Literal gold mines you dumb fuck

>I fail to understand the Dutch mentality, I'm telling you.
It is comprehensible only to Swedes and Germans and other such leftist swine. Such nations are the final metamorphosis of Protestantism: utter depravity.

sorry friend, here we have very strong Christianity
we also have many miraculous saints because they listen to God and not the Pope.

What is coming in the next geopolitical phase will never be forgotten, and it's on its way

>Some shitskin hiding behind a cathocuck flag has the audacity to call an aryan a demi-jew

Hope your prophecies are wrong because that doesn't look pretty.

I also am mad at you Greeks for so much shit. Syriza and not taking back Constantinople when it was still a Greek city (1920s?) are the main two.
Nowadays, I don't see how we will ever conquer back a city with 14 million people...

Best luck to you, though.

But that is precisely what you are, and precisely the name by which your ancestors were known. The Dutch were called demi-Jews by most of western Europe, because you acted and thought essentially like Jews and I would argue nothing has changed. That is the price for Calvinist theology, from which well your wretched, perverse ancestors drank deeply from.

Every Portuguese user is saging this thread and you are literally bumping undoing it.
Anglo help in Dutch-Portuguese War, research it.

You mean those gold mines you practically gave away to nigger commies?

Yes it was.
I think Morocco should be punished harder. Honestly, I am still mad Tangier was not reduced to ramble.

How dare them... I still don't know who gave the order... If it was the King, some rouge general or the fucking Islamic State...

>still sucking the anglo's cock
how fucking retarded are you?
oh wait, you're portuguese!

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I laughed out loud at this.

It's so funny and sad becaust it literally is true.

Fuck them New Christians! Specially those of the Rhein swamp.

Swamp Kikes is a great meme for the Dutch, man.

Bad bait
I forgot the Dutch still have lots off colonies and it's not commie at all

There is scarcely anything more pathetic than those Protestants who point to the wickedness of the Jews while failing to observe those same exact behaviours in themselves. Luther was guilty of this also. Disgusting filth, your forefathers, and their progeny is little different.

I'm saving that too cool to be true Pepe.

How can you post that? Are you even Dutch?

Stop behaving like a Swamp Kike. Indonesia was the biggest failure in the History of European Nationalism. Not only did you not create anything lasting there, you created a muslim state that should not even exist in the first place.

It looks like as if historically, the Dutch have been the ideal mercenaries for the Sultans of Java.

Nice strawman, being proud of my reformed heritage obviously makes me a leftist, unlike you "based" catholics

>a d*tch

That's cool, but unfortunately ... demographics is all that matters.

>It looks like as if historically, the Dutch have been the ideal mercenaries for the Sultans of Java.
What else would you expect from the nation which allied itself with the Ottomans and Barbaries against Catholics in Portugal, Spain and Italy? There are few nations with such a disgusting history of betrayal, cowardice, profiteering and self-interest as that of the Netherlands. Even the English play second fiddle next to them.

I do not defend him, because I have convictions. Unlike your ancestors, who were utterly carnal and whose rebellion only had theological justifications as an after thought.

Why is communism and socialism so popular in Portugal?

When I was in Lisbon there were commie posters everywhere.

Name a single thing calvinists and jews have in common

>being proud of worshipping jew prophets and scripture

Like I said, moortuguese people are stupid manlets, they fell for the communism meme like retarded people they are.

I'll continue on this thread until I go to bed because I literally have nothing better to do and I am enjoying this to some extent. Basically, because I feel like it.

About the Anglo help towards the Dutch, my idea is that that happened while we were not independent. They even bombed us, like they bomed Lagos during the Peninsular War.
Do you know about the English fucking us when we were already independent again?

Remember that while we were under the Spaniards Kings, we were at war with England most of the time.

You shouldn't make ethnic insults when you are so ashamed of your disgusting New World "people" you need to hide your flag.
Not only that but change it for the most ridiculously stupid ideology known to man.

Basically, get the fuck out. You're nothing here other than a joke, and a bad joke at that.

You know what's even more funny? That since you're so weak, everybody in your country wanted to leech of spain and decided to join it, without fighting back. Sad!

John Calvin wasn't Dutch.
Dutch aren't "Aryan". They are ... THE SWAMP KIKES!

Seriously though, how do you deny that your country is a Jewish puppet and paradise?
How do you deny that it has been so for hundreds of years?

>he doesn't believe in the divinity and might of the lord god, but instead chooses a false god who is nothing more than a plaything of greedy men living in golden mansions

Well the prophecies are very sad for Constantinople, even if there i a maritime Grecoturkish war, the Russians will invade with a WW2 thirst for blood, many prohecies point out the same event , that in Constantinople, so bad will be the civilian targeting that at points it will surpass half a metre. (τριχρονο δαμαλι θα πλεξει) Of bayonetted blood, the Russians will stop at nothing.

Forget Syriza, it will never be reelected, the people saw what it means to have 2 (1 +1/ 2basically) of leftard government. It re-wrote history books for kids, not in terms of national accomplishment but Marxist theory, the whole of the Greek Liberation from the Turks is presented as class struggle, for fucks sake.

Thank you for your wishes and I wish you back, even if Portugal will escape mostly unscathed. (for a few years there will be great famine in Europe and cannibalism, but Portugal No Burn.)

The burden of proof is on you. You have literally zero envidence. I don't need to disprove your lies.

This could have been said by a Jew exactly in the same wording, in the same tone and with the same purpose.

Muh money!
I'll do nothing but work my ass out to anyone becuse muh money!
I'll legalise all drugs and not built anything proper because muh money! So many tourists spending!
I'll make my girls into the most disgusting whores of Europe bar Scandinavia because muh money!
Rome isn't sacred now because they rob a little, we'll burn it and get more of muh money!

Are you blind, or an actual Swamp Kike?

half a metre of blood

The chief thing is usury, which as it happens is precisely what your "Empire" was founded upon. Calvin declared its prohibition as a primitive Catholic characteristic, and as such found himself comfortable in the company of Jews for whom usury had been a source of wealth for centuries.

What Calvin effectively did was to allow the moneychangers back into the Temple after having been thrust out by the Catholic Church.

We could also discuss the relationship between the monotheism of Calvin's protoge, Michael Servetus, the founder of Uniterianism, and the Jews who had since the time of Christ denied the Blessed Trinity.

We could further discuss your own converso crisis, which you did nothing about unlike the Spaniards and the Portuguese because there was no legitimate argument against crypto-Jews for the simple reason that, theologically, your ancestors were little different from them. So you have Jews in the Netherlands like Marco Perez who called himself a Calvinist promoting utter decadence and filth. I really do have to wonder how extensive Jewish blood is among the Dutch. I suspect it's enormous.

Deus Vult...

... that you talk like that and always say the truth as it is.
I couldn't do better myself.

You can literally say this about any capitalist western country