>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>over 14 hour work day >7.5 hours of driving for a 1 hour client meeting >rush home, turn on computer >robert time
All is right with the world, now that I am /comfy/
Nolan Jones
>checking keys We meet again fellow Robert's, are you ready for the /comfy/ as we listen to fight against male black?
Ryan Ward
>taco bell >not on the location bingo card
damnit thought I was gonna be off to a strong start
Nolan Clark
>intoxicated female on the sidewalk >vomitting all over herself
O.D. D.
Samuel Adams
>intoxicated female passed out on the sidewalk vomiting on herself >amberlamps needed
It's not even 9 yet.
Nathan Russell
>Male hispanic >shot in the back >walkin' and talkin'
now THAT is a tough guy. I'd be crying like a little baby bitch
Camden Moore
>shot in the back >walking around talking
>fire department says shooter is hiding behind van >can't find fire
Michael Rogers
Keys checked. G'evening Roberts. Looks like storms moving in. >male spic shot in the back >he's walkin' and talkin
Ian Smith
>looks like out victim in the stabbing may have been part of the group that was chasing the guy who got shot
Landon Hall
>SQUAD >I WILL REPEAT THIS ONE. MORE. FUCKING.TIME. >stabbing victim offender of shooting incident
>...wow
Leo Edwards
>vic from stabbning possibly involved in fellow shooting >group of people chasing person who was shot. >Robbert got pissy at dispatch >total awww. >Dispatch trying >robbert "listen to the radio!" >dis dispatch drama.
Jeremiah Gomez
dispatch being dense
Isaiah Allen
Robert is angry dispatch can't figure out what he's trying to say
Aaron Nelson
OPEN KEY
Ayden Murphy
Dammit 1188.
Gavin Hughes
>WHAT'S REALLY COOL IS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPEN KEY Dispatch is doing great tonight >more open key
Brayden Powell
Every single kind of domestic non stop all day. Lots of Naked Male Blacks.
Jason Ross
>looking for trouble with malicious intent
Lucas Nguyen
>thread not even 15 minutes old >all this crazy shit already
sasuga chicago
Brayden Edwards
God Damn it feels good to be comfy. Hope all is well with everyone tonight.
Just a nice night hanging out with Roberts and playing with my new kitten. I found him in a parking lot last week :3
Isaiah Reyes
my body is ready first CPD thread in weeks
Ethan Walker
Dispatch is extra sassy tonight!
Christopher Adams
Robert kitten was flight male black with kitten fury. Glad you gave the little crime fighter a home
>more open key >dispatch *deep sigh* >oh my god, can someone call them for the open key >they have good pizza at (?) on wilsher?
Colton Thompson
>"They've gotta do some work" >"They're earning time and a half, why should they?"
topkek
Christopher Bennett
>Brittney is threatening the caller with a gun >combative intoxicated patient
Juan King
dispatch is about to draw down on Adam if he doesn't watch his keys
Ethan Garcia
hah i thought i miss heard that. >can see 2-3 year old crying in bathtub though window >20 guys sitting on bench drinking
Brayden Hall
>20 guys sitting on a bench drinking in the southwest area of the park
Leo Lopez
How many people died on my birthday so far /cpd/? It's storming here now so I'm guessing not too many.
Levi White
>saggy pants guy holding female black against a wall
Liam Robinson
this is one of my all time most loved image.
Around 4 so far...it's Friday night so just warming up really.
Parker Mitchell
>male >black
Alexander Hernandez
>daughter's boyfriend's ex, looking though windows of home ...wut kinda shit is this?
Gavin Gonzalez
Gonna be another rainy night with a long period of thunderstorms moving in.
Update on the dispatcher shooting for anyone who hasn't seen the article yet. The ChiCommie Nigune is anti-police and pro-nigger. No surprise they're on the side of the sheboon who started this shit and got her shit shot in.
archive.is/XgH9k "A longtime Chicago police dispatcher shot a woman in the chest after the two got into a traffic dispute and then a physical confrontation, Cook County prosecutors said Friday. But an attorney for Keli McGrath, 46, said the other woman was the aggressor."
James Watson
>shots fired
Colton Hughes
which one is she?
Henry Butler
> Oh shit....can we give to a legal fund for her?
Isaiah Cook
hope that ain't crabby
Jason Stewart
>oh not it's back
Jackson Jackson
I'm not sure, haven't been here in a couple of days but maybe through process of elimination we can figure it out. Who is missing?
Chase Bell
>implying some rain can deter the male black from behaving badly
when they go indoors in close proximity to other male blacks/females they inevitably start beating the shit out of each other
>male with shortness of breath and vomiting
Cooper Nguyen
w-what am I hearing on the feed
William Lewis
sadly I haven't been listening the last few days, I'm more of a weekender
Blake Brown
I imagine you have to antagonize a random stranger pretty badly for them to shoot you might be wrong though >check your keys zone 13 ffs
Carson Lee
...
Jackson Torres
I'm pretty sure thats sassy or crabby. I have not heard sassy last night.
>open key >I can feel dispatch sending hate and pain though radio-waves
Joshua Powell
KEYS
Jason Roberts
Zone 13 check those muh fuggin keys
Aiden King
I've heard crabby since then.
Josiah Rogers
Disregard that guy smashing his girlfriends head against a building
Anthony Gutierrez
>mother fucking keys not being checked >radio #'s check your keys >open key static gets worse.
Ryan Torres
>all these open keys tonight
god fucking damnit Adam.
Jaxon Edwards
just check your fucking keys goddammit
Blake Adams
>zone 13 is fucking up pretty badly >adam
Matthew Allen
ok...well whoever it is, we should find a way to donate to her legal fund. I'll give her some money to help her stay out of jail.
Aiden Brooks
Lots of thunder storms tonight.
I wonder if it means we're only going to hear a bunch of domestics and OD's tonight...
Dylan Hughes
idiot robert here guys... can someone explain what happens if those open keys remain open? can dispatch remote shut them down?
Christian Long
If a key is kept open, it blocks all of that area's officers from contacting dispatch. It's a safety risk because officers can't call out information.
Nicholas White
Open key means the button on a walkie talkie is pushed down so it's just broadcasting.
They can't do anything about it, Robert has to notice and fix it himself.
William Nelson
...
Brody Rodriguez
If the keys remain open for too long, then the dispatch will instruct all officers to move to another frequency (usually citywide 6).
Brandon Miller
>drunk laying on the sidewalk at Kedzie
Levi Russell
>15 yo son with mental issues attacking siblings. >drunk on sidewalk
Hunter Bell
thanks bros.
Joseph Evans
...
Cameron Parker
>15 yr old attacking siblings
sounds like someone from /r9k/ is off their meds
Asher Collins
>two people are beating one female outside of Popeye's
Hudson Stewart
oh shit who's gonna kill themselves
Nathan James
>sent caller a picture of a noose >history of depression
F
Charles Hernandez
>Lorain says friend texted her a photo he's going to hang himself, he's unstable and highly depressed. Is under a doctors care and on meds
Landon Brooks
Would an officer be disciplined if they leave them open too long as its a safety risk?
Isaiah Thompson
F
Lucas Watson
okay, so I've always passed the thread. What's going on here and why should I stay?
Aaron Lewis
F
Dominic Cooper
good chance.
What's with all the suicides via hanging as of late? Robin Williams, that music faggot, the other music fag, etc
Jackson Bell
>Beat down at the White Castle
Time to get comfy my Roberts...
Noah Cooper
constant Chicago coonery in real time
Ryan Watson
guy who got beaten up at white castle sounded white.
i miss white castle...
Isaiah Martinez
4 shot, or 4 DOA
James Sanchez
No it's more of a safety issue, usually they don't know it's their radio.
Zachary Anderson
>beat up at the white castle
Joshua Campbell
Eh, they may get a talking to, but since it's usually caused by the officer's seatbelt or the way they're sitting it uuuusually won't last too long. Not sure if anyone has actually been reprimanded, like suspended, demoted, or fired.
Adam Evans
how many nogs dead this year? 50 billion?
Parker Morgan
Extra /comfy/ and realistic first hand listing pleasure of what happens in Chicago. Things happen like >two asian men hanging a man by the feet off a brridge, while an asian woman watched. >man throws stick of TNT on womans portch for noise complaint >names like "chanting profit"
Dominic Hill
Year to Date- Shot & Killed: 363 Shot & Wounded: 1703 Total Shot: 2066 Total Homicides: 390
Cooper Jackson
goddamn it, won't someone stop the party in the park? GUYS, SRSLY
Jonathan Barnes
/cpd/wave is the best. Hope all you Roberts are doing fine, and that you never have to be bothered by male black
Ethan Ortiz
The comf....it's enveloping me. Hello new senpai~~~
Hunter Scott
Has anyone heard sassy since the dispatcher dispatched a sheboon.
Brayden Baker
>watch yo keys
C'mon Robert, watch them keys.
Daniel Davis
wtf..... senpai
Aaron Perez
>two female whites screaming at each other from their cars
Wyatt Mitchell
since when has there been an auto word change?
Grayson Rogers
grab a drink and get comfortable fellow Robert.
I have not her her yet. No matter what I want to somehow donate to a legal fund for the dispatch if there is one.
Lucas James
Roll with it... get comfy
Angel Roberts
The ambient link....I'm hooked
Carter Long
What was it supposed to be?
Michael Kelly
>male passed out, possibly over drugs another OD. What is the OD death of Chicago?
