/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY NIGHT REALNESS EDITION
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
TONIGHT:
boyfriend threatening suicide at girlfriends apartment
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com
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drag racers WHEN
in fo' Robert
2nd
or not xD
weather.com
Bad weather tonight, so good chance no racing.
i'm okay with this. i'm just in it for the audible adorability.
>too drunk
>TOO DRUNK
sounds like a good night, lad.
so everyone in the ghetto is now drinking and/or doing drugs
surely none of them will get behind the wheel of a car
Actually, I'm kinda surprised at how active it is tonight due to all the thunder storms rolling through tonight.
what up robertos
Everyone's gone in to drink and od
male blacks are always responsible and moral members of society
i'm sure all crime reports will cease in a few minutes
>hit and run
Apparently hit and runs plus a suicide
>truck Vs tree ....again
>tree won....again.
is there a stream I cna plug into mpv or vlc?
jeebus christ
>5 shots fired
>dispatch-chan will never say 10/4 to you cutely
it hurts
The pain is real for almost all of us.
it hurts dont it
Looks like that storm will pass in about an hour.
There's obviously a need for cops in Chicago, get on it dude.
This pain is new....but it feels old
First time on /cpd/, godspeed ROBERT COP
Or become a dispatcher. I hear they have a new vacancy.
>Robert
it's like a gentle headpat for your ears.
>tree in the road?
>trees are not satisfied with winning confrontations against drunk drivers
>now they're making the first strike
Why do you deus vult, robert?
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>Robert
but do I truly have what it takes to be a REAL ROBERT? this is not a mission to be taken lightly.
how common are male dispatchers?
Oh man I would except idk if I can keep up with Roberts ktd ratio
If you possess the desire to purge Chiraq of the niggardry of MALE BLACK, then you possess the traits of ROBERT COP.
I hear CPD will cover your funeral 100%
desire to purge IS real. israel
More common in the private security sector on the lesser side of the 60/40 in medical. Very rare in public services since its an easy way for those groups to meet their gender diversity quota without exposing the women to any actual physical work or harm.
t. a Brinks guy
>gunshot wound to the left temple
F
Brit Robert, checking in.
...
shit, I thought I misheard that
F
thank you for the information, Roberts. first Chicago, then the rest of the US. we will make the streets safe for all Roberts.
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THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
It's complex. Personal reasons mostly. I believe there are forces in the universe that are "good" and "evil". There's amazing evils and huge acts of love done every day. I honestly choose to accept that "light" or "good" in my life, choose to be a good person and overall help people.
oh snap, she 'bout to double-stack you, boi
good answer
>shots fired
>brandy vs. unknown male
TOP 10 ANIME FIGHTS
What are the odds the cops know about this thread
SHOTS FIRED on Expressway!
Morning Robert! You're up early this morning.
>shooting on the expressway
>two victims
>one victim has been cut in the face
>two people shot at express way
>left child alone in stroller
Of fucking course
>male black, is high, left stroller unattended.
smdh
>black male, high
parenting, gentlemen
>captcha: spring playa
>stealing the copper
Shift starts in an hour. Getting some precious comfy time before then.
Where exactly?
God speed English Robert.
Evening Roberts. I have ventured long and far from the safety of my eastern whitetopia and and at this very moment in Chicongo, south side. I braved MALE BLACK, crossed a dark rail yard from the docks to pick up a deep dish. I must say, it was worth it!
>pic related
Taken from the ship I'm working aboard. Maybe another Robert can use for some aesthetic OC.
Podesta the Mo'lesta
i see what ya did there
>"I'll be back!"
You are a brave leaf. You do not shake in the wind.
>both female hispanics
>one shot in the head
>other shot in the leg
F
>one female shot in the head
F
>2 female hispanics in their 20s, one shot in the head and one in the leg
saved. its beautiful
>shot in the head
>shot in the head
F
>One shot in head, one in leg
>Currently no one is deceased
>currently
F
F
>"Ok so, lemme get ah, one shot in the leg, and uh..."
Are we ordering fast food?
Aesthetic as fuck. May you slip through the rake safely.
morning
>no one is deceased, correct?
>no answer
fuck, there aren't enough F's.
>female next door is hollering rape
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large
Brain injury is scary. She might honestly be better off dead.
No one deceased
Good plan. God speed and best of luck on that shift. :)
you gon get dis numbah 44 in yo head is whatchu gon get.
Will see what I can do with that tonight. Looks comfy.
4 monkeys outside of a church!!!!
F
>4 males arguing
>outside of a church
every day, we stray further from God
>four males agrusing outside of a church
Ayy thanks Roberts. Here's another from the same day.
should consider a euthenasia law allowing officers to double-tap
sheeiiiit
Cermak and what?
>F L A T E A R T H
fucking kek. my brother is obesessed with D,D & D
this is exciting
this looks like the beginning of an early 90s cop/courtroom drama show.
>husband is trying to break in the back door (?)
>caller is in hallway with child
>battery in progress at a party, no further.