Be British Filmmaker

>Be British Filmmaker
>make movie about event where your country got KEKED

Pure Masochism

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Britain lost in WW2?

No

Britain put in more effort than the USA that's for sure.

Work smarter not harder :)

Britain didn't do shit in the Pacific Front except retreat

The one battle they flaunt, Burma campaign, was a literal non-battle stalemate that lasted for 3 years doing nothing due to the rainy season, until the tide turned on the Japs because of Uncle Sam's increasing pressure

>lost the empire
>an Emir is now in charge of your capital
>terrorist attack every 2 months
>most white people that are left are chavs or wiggers
>1984 police state where you can't even buy knifes or watch TV without a license
I think it's safe to say that you didn't just lose, you got completely raped and humiliated

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inb4 inevitable stormfag "hurr hitler let the british get away!" post

But that is what literally happened.

Inb4 means shit, you fucking child.

daily reminder that hitler wanted a global coalition with the british empire and reached out to them countless times

congrats for destroying your glorious empire to appease to a bunch of warmongering jews, you fucking retards

Well if you compare Britain with Germany before and after the war. Yes

Wow one battle. The US did way more than that in Europe.

kys u fucking idiot make a nigger hate thread if u want people to pay attention to you and stop talking about thing u know nothing about FUCKING IDIOT

yes

>implying brits on this board are at fault despite not even being alive at the time

>implying the british masses really had a choice

pic related

If you want to be post-ironic, yes you lost.

>Germans
>Expecting Britain to do anything other than foil their plans

The entire point was to hold them using the Chindits, so they could not attack India. No point using massive amounts of resource for what was a small portion of the empire when we were playing winner takes all in Europe.

As a tactic, and piece of planning, it worked very well.

No, he wanted to control Britain as Germany's subject under the false pretences of a coalition of equals. This false narrative gets presented way too often.

See all those commonwealths that fought along side you?
They will never do so again? Why? Because you pissed away your empire

This thread is incorrect.

>Be British Filmmaker
>Make movie with only white males in it

>be subjected to SJW outrage online.
>not care

Dare I say it, is he ourbigguy?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore

How can you look at London and say you weren't swindled?

>he wanted to control Britain as Germany's subject under the false pretences of a coalition of equals

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

HAHAHAGAGAHHAHA
The UK has more battles, casualties, and kills than the USA despite being 1/10th the size

>literally jew tactics
>claim that we won the war anyway
Typical amerilard
>b-but muh Pacific front!
Literally won by Greece.
>b-but we escorted some British ships once;_;

Weak grasp of history

lol the very next post.

We fight so our granddaughters will be Muslim rape slaves on our own soil!

Go home John Oliver you unfunny fuck

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>meme battle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Campaign

People make shite films all the time. There have been plenty of films about Pearl Harbour where Americans got "keked"

once again, stormfags prove what hypocritical contrarian shitholes they actually are.

USA is 60% white
London is 60% white

USA is as bad as London.

>has no argument
>straw man's instead

Pacific front was an irrelevant sideshow, though.

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I'm tired of these threads. Its a movie about a rescue, not about a lost battle.

>Getting keked by Thai ladyboys

>memeing as an argument

>USA is 60% white

/its75%

>Every single character is white.
>British never give up
>Spitfire pilot bravely uses all his fuel to kill nazi bombers and willingly gets captured

I mean you can be a faggot and say "but MUH London mayor"

But if you want to throw away history you can. God damn this movie manages to be realistic and patriotic.

>75%
False

>Its a movie about a rescue, not about a lost battle.
why would one need to be 'rescued' if not for a lost battle?

Higher quality version

i love all you cunts arguing about this shit, i genuinely learn alot, cheers lads

I would've thought 'won the war but lost the peace' would've been a better wording.

>lost the empire
See the flag
>an emir is now in charge of your capital
A Muslim with an English accent is the mayor of a city that your country has been bitching about leaving and moving to the countryside away from for a long tI me.
>Terrorist attack every two months.
Maybe we should look at the school shooter argument from the US. The killings hardly do more than the deaths that happen every day in any country. It is unacceptable, but for you to say the country is in ruins over it is a lie.
>most white people left are wigs or chavs.
Why do wimpy closet racists on the internet put themselves above the other white people in their country as if they are somehow more noble?
>MUH 1984!
Read the fucking book or watch the movie

>had no empire
>BLM supporting female negro in charge of your capital
>had more terror casualties than all of Europe combined
>had a half Muslim half jew for your president (whom we elected twice)
>most white people who are left are castrated mongrels
>elected a literal jew this time
>b-but muh guns (you literally think the IRAbought their guns legally either?)
Le 52% face
Civic nationalists are cucks.

I dunno about all that.
>Receive literal gift from God and out-manoeuvre the entire enemy force because they think trees are too hardcore for tanks
>Have the only opponents to controlling Europe stranded on the coast
>Pull back and allow evacuation so kenbifrendz
>Get rekt
Who got keked?

Still, mustn't grumble, eh?

What really pissed me off about the movie was the fact that didn't even refer to the subsequent sinking on the French fleet at Gibraltar. They left out the juiciest tid bit of the whole fiasco so Brit's didn't look bad.

>Calls himself American.
>Wants an empire for us

>Blm supports DC leader
Thats a nice leap there. It's almost like you don't want to talk about the orange gorilla looking for tax cuts so that he can be more powerful than the government when he's done.
>More terror attack casualties.
Nice wording. It's like you know what you are saying is misleading.
>Muslim half jew.
Why don't you just call him a nigger. You really don't need any other excuse to hate him, do you? Because he's black you probably don't like the way he sits down.
>Internet crybaby thinks the rest of america is weak castrated faggots like he is.

See: America from outside facebook.

>elected a jew.

I bet you voted for him

>has no argument, just wants to cry like a hormonal 12 year old

Did you download from torrent . bhrata ?
I need some help actually.

You gotta give it to the Japs, they were fierce fighters. Even you Yanks had issues with them.

Also, isn't that Pearl Harbour film the exact same thing?

No, Thai were slaves of Japan at this time. They rape many girl and make Thai work for Japan.

Fuck you

That blair fucker really fucked you goooood

Hi american larpfag

They did the same to the Chinks and Gooks. They went the extra mile with the Gooks and tried to eradicated their language and culture.

>"Hitler was right about almost everything."
t. Stanley Kubrick

In his pursue of becoming the new Kubrick of this century, Christopher Nolan made a movie about the only thing Hitler wasn't right, at that was letting brits and french left Dunkirk alive, so the words of Stanley Kubrick became an irrefutable reality

>implying I didn't mention him

>implying that 9/11 Is misleading

>implying I care if you think I'm racist

>implying blacks don't commit crime at a disproportionate rate

>implying I voted for trump

Really, faggot?

No. Pearl Harbor has an inferior director who made it about a love triangle and phoned in the American exceptionalism.

The characters and action in Dunkirk feel real and authentic.

Pearl Harbor tried to suck American dick for box office revenue.

Dunkirk is authentic.

>Dancing around EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ARGUMENT LIKE A BALLERINA WITH A DRAGON DILDO FIRMLY STUCK IN YOUR ASS.

Are you actual factual sincere homo?

Post your argument, and try not to word it like a passive aggressive bitch this time.

Flags of our Fathers is a good example of a film which was able to make human drama feel real, outside of the war. With Pearl Harbour everything felt contrived and just unreal.

Suck my fucking dick you larping infant.

It's not about discussion with you, it's about the smell of your own farts and how your cum tastes. You just love yourself that much and it makes you feel good to believe you totally destroyed someone when you ignore the argumentsame and just introduce new ones like a YouTube video titled "rekt Jon Stewart 2006 interview totally destroyed"

Pearl Harbor felt like "I'm going to have Affleck and Damon shit on your chest for hours and you better fucking clap because it's america."

Yep, it's the main reason why I don't bother with films anymore. Unless they're war films.

>Suck my fucking dick you larping infant.
>It's not about discussion with you, it's about the smell of your own farts and how your cum tastes. You just love yourself that much and it makes you feel good to believe you totally destroyed someone when you ignore the argumentsame and just introduce new ones like a YouTube video titled "rekt Jon Stewart 2006 interview totally destroyed"
Are you autistic dude?
Does me being white and proud bother You?

The problem I have is you are stupid cunt who talks shit and dodges actually substantial discussion. You just feel that you know everything morelse throughly than anyone else.
>White and proud

Thats the whole problem I think. Faggots like you thought that being white would be enough, and you didn't actually do anything to make yourself stand out, whether you are trailer trash or some cucked buisnessman, you are furious that you don't live the way described in the propaganda posters.

Are you implying know who I am personally?
If you did, you'd know if be a good poster boy for white people.

For the last time, Hispanic is not a race...

If they aren't counted as white... they aren't white.
Hispanic is the liberal politically correct way of saying spic you mong

>b-but muh white Latinos!

I bet you think so. Sociopathic delusional cunts like you believe anything you like. I'm sure you probably model in SS gear and live moderately well in your middle class where daddy sucks Dicks at the office to give you the new video games that you like. I'm sure that your hatred has nothing to do with the idea that the super super hot models don't care for your and you feel like you deserve one. I'm sure you'll brag about whatever university degree you have to me, but you'll bitch about it to everyone else.

You could just kill yourself now and skip the phase where you pick a dumb whore who fucks a black guy and ruins you financially, spiral into a depression, and blame the jews even harder.

Won yet lost and became a fucktoy for it´s former colonies:
-Vassal state for the USA
-Breeding ground for niggers and muslims

Such a profitable victory

Why don't you show your flag?

Is it because you don't want us to laugh at your crummy country?

>I'm sure you probably model in SS gear and live moderately well in your middle class where daddy sucks Dicks at the office to give you the new video games that you like
I'm self made, silly.
>where you pick a dumb whore who fucks a black guy and ruins you financially, spiral into a depression, and blame the jews even harder.
Aww, how cute, an autistic black guy venting his rage on Sup Forums.

Do you worship white dick or something?

>Breeding ground for niggers and muslims
T. Amerilard 39% face, vassal state for Israel

It wasn't at Gibraltar but Mers El Kebir
And it wasnt a "fleet" but a flottilla of 5 ships
The real French fleet (of over 120 warships) was docked in Toulon but Brits were too coward to attack it and Vichy authorities had to scuttle it to prevent it from falling to the Germans

Why do these guys act like the characters in their anime? Overly confident and self loving to the point of delusion. Mental gymnastics bragging about their lives yet fucking stuck here on Sup Forums dreaming.

I'm white and proud to be white. I'm just not a fucking loser who blames society for all my troubles.

This thread is about a movie, you friggin sissy.

No you nonce - It was a film about civic duty and human endeavour where hundreds of fishing boats and weekend sailors went to the aid of their countrymen - something you obviously have no undressing of - are you a nigger by any chance ?

It must be 08, cuz this stupid troll thinks that he comes off as cool and sly.

Have a nice day eating yourself up you fucking moron.

I am genuinely curious as to what you're diagnosed with.

>Hitler stopped the tanks at dunkirk to save the brits
>shitskin immigration is because Hitler lost
ITT: retarded stormfags

youtu.be/2IPVLQiK2ps

(((anglos))), (((cromwell))), (((british royals))), (((brit bankers)))

You started it.

57%*

dyslexic fuck

I'm still glad it got made. There's a disgusting lack of British patriot war kinos post 1970s.

Yanks continued making 10/10 war films over the years, and are patriotic as fuck.
Brits want to do time period dramas and Danny dyer shit instead of giving us a good war film. Honestly no one has been able to name a good British war film that was made in the last 20 years. We've made nothing that rivals Saving private Ryan, or Platoon etc
Thus our sense of British pride is cucked. We've given up. Remembrance Day here is becoming less of a big thing each year. It's a joke.

>they got 80% of lend lease tanks and American supplies all throughout the war even before America officially joined
No America Ukcuck would have fallen in 1940. No lend lease or second front and Germany beats USSR. Literally the entire war was dependant on USA.

American here with Anglo blood here! Proud my fellow anglos leaving the EU.

Don't get this meme. Britain said "don't attack Poland or we'll attack", and Germany attacked Poland. Germans couldn't be trusted to honour their agreements after they annexed Czechoslovakia.

>muh lend lease

Food for civilians and small arms munitions, wow.
America truly won the war!

you cant call yourself an amirlard, amritard

This is what happens when you let the fucking Marxists into power.

We even had serious discussions about introducing Stalin-esque national identity cards at one point.

>American education is so bad they don't even know you need food to live
>needed another semester taught by schlomo about how the BASED SOVIETS SAVED YUROPE GO JOIN YOUR LOCAL ANTIFA NOW

The British Empire was ~10x the population of the U.S. The UK did not fight alone.

the british isles fought alone

>The British Empire was
No not the British empire: but the UK alone had more battles, casualties, and kills than the USA did.
Don't move goal posts.

Hmmm