Sup Forums key thread

Sup Forums key thread

keep a $2 bill in your wallet

>don't spend it

why ?

to id Sup Forumsocks irl

why?

$2 bills are bad luck

I always keep a bunch of $2s on e in a billfold and use them to tip bar-tenders and valets/doormen etc.

It's a great way to get them to remember you. Whenever I take a chick out anywhere people always "recognize me" and the women usually assume it's because I must be really important.
Social proof is #1.

Go get $200 in $2's from a branch bank and try it. You'll see.

what the fuck, I literally have one in my wallet

t. newfags
The Sup Forums ID is a 4 of clubs with "Path of Light" written on it

>falling for the liquid jew
>falling for the valet meme
>paying someone to hold a door
>tipping
>all to impress a vapid creature to gain access to her slimey smelly hole

One of my $2s is a souvenier so I'm not going to beat it up in my wallet.

I forget what happened to the other one.

Go back to or just end yourself you miserable faggot.

>muh roasties
>muh nihilism
>muh rrreeee

Get your shit together or just become compost since that'll be the only way you'll be worth anything.
t. Chad Normieson

A kid I knew in college did this. He was a virgin till he finally lost it senior year to a fat ugly liberal girl. He later got engaged to a woman who had a fiancé and the two of them moved into the previous fiancés house.

$2 bills in my empirical opinion is complete sign of KEKERY

Damn bro you're mad.
You are a degenerate.
Change it or suffer the consequences.

Wtf kek auto editing? Did Reddit buy 4ch?

that shit is for larpers

hello newfriend

I already emailed moot about it, he agrees, don't bother him.

>You have to go back
KYS Commie

...

>filters are associated with reddit.
Ask me how I know your new, you candy ass.

>you're worthless unless you go to bars and have sex with whores

>he says with his collection of $2 bills
Anyone can have a $2 bill. I know a vineyard owner that pays by the bucket during harvest season and pays people with $2 bills and $1 coins.

Have fun autistically asking Pedro Sanchez if he browses Sup Forums at the health clinic.

>Being this shill

$1 coins are cancer

Dollar coins are fucking kickass.

>order a burger
>pay with a few coins instead of fucking with wallet

$5 coins when

>Being this butthurt about being called a newfag

I give this one about two weeks.

the key is a single $2 bill at the front of your cash stack, not spending $2 bills like idiots ITT are saying

>Being this butt hurt about being called a shill.

KEK-ERY

WTF IT DID IT AGAIN!!!!???

>I am literally too broke to shell out a dollar for a service so I'll proclaim the work is not worth tipping

Also
>tipping valet
>not having your car thrown in park while going 10mph
Pick one faggots
t.valet

>>tipping valet
>>not having your car thrown in park while going 10mph
>Pick one faggots

>American education
can't make this shit up

Shut the fuck up you aren't supposed to talk about the path faggot.

>Says the guy who never leaves his moms basement.
Try going cross country through states with toll roads, or a daily commute...

Embarrassing. Stop posting newfag

use two finger salutes

>toll roads
>daily commute
nigger pls

This isn't the 1980s anymore where you chuck pocket change in a basket.

What about just saying you're a big guy

I have $5 coins