PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Commissioning Ceremony for USS Gerald R Ford 7/22/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #26 7/21/17
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>Tribute to President Trump 7/21/17
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>WH Press Brief - Scaramooch makes his entrance 7/21/17
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>Pres Trump Tribute to Survivors of USS Arizona 7/21/17
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>WH Video - Made in America Week @White House 7/21/17
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>RIP in Peace Spice Daddy 7/21/17
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>VP Pence leads roundtable discussion on American Biz 7/21/17
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>AG Sessions talks Sanctuary cities in Phillie 7/21/17
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>Dept of Interior All-American Outdoor Experience 7/21/17
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>MatrixTrump
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>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 2020 PREVIEW? EDITION
>OHHH--
>SUPER-CALLOUS-FRAGILE-EGO-PUSSY-GRABBING-POTUS
>WHEN HE GRANTS THE AMNESTY YOU'LL SEE THE WALL WAS BOGUS
>BLACKMAILED BY THE RUSSIANS AND YET NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE
>SUPER-CALLOUS-FRAGILE-EGO-PUSSY-GRABBING-POTUS
>DRUMPF'S LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE DRUMP'S LITTLE LIES (x4)
>SUPER-CALLOUS-FRAGILE-EGO-PUSSY-GRABBING-POTUS
>SIX MONTHS IN, HE NEVER WINS, HIS RECORD IS ATROCIOUS
>LOSING GRIP, APPROVALS SLIP, A SECOND TERM IS HOPELESS
>SUPER-CALLOUS-FRAGILE-EGO-PUSSY-GRABBING-POTUS
She breaks her skull on the edge of my desk
I'm broken, but still I believe
I said, "hey babe, let's disavow"
She makes me dizzy and dream of a day,
When the party, of Abe Lincoln ends
I said, "Hey babe, let's disavow"
Look at the signs,
these are terrible times
It's breathtaking, that's disqualifying
Hey, come on baby, let's disavow
Let's disavow
A broken down RINO fell off of his throne
Resigned - or was he chased out?
Just say the words, babe, "I disavow"
Give me a show and I'll shill for the dems
It ain't much, but it might be enough
I said, "hey babe, let's disavow"
Look at the signs,
these are terrible times
For America, for the party of Lincoln
Hey, come on baby, let's disavow
I'm not gonna beg, oh what the hell
Look at me beg,
"Baby please"
Oh please disavow
She breaks her skull with a wave of my fist
I killed her, but still I believe
I said, "Hey babe, let's disavow"
Give me a show on MSNBC
I'll serve you, if you don't tell
I said, "Hey babe, let's disavow"
I said, "Hey babe, let's disavow"
Aw, come on babe, let's disavow
Let's disavow
Let's disavow
Let's disavow
Let's disavow
MAGA
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What's this guy's fucking problem?
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Chester BTFO
awoo~
>Oppose the Russiagate narrative
>Get called Russian spy and asked for a hearing
HAHAHAH AND THIS MOCKERY, TEST OF LOYALTY TO DEMCORATS IS ALLOWED TO GO ON WITH TAXPAYER MONEY HAHAH
AWOO
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Someone dropped their burger.
what happened so far today?
Jesus, Joss. What an asshole you turned out to be.
>And I really liked Serenity, man.
she was on the campaign even before it begun
US GOVT can't agree on healthcare or tax but crashing the foreign policy with largest nuclear weapon country of the world gets decided hush-hush in an instant.
Hey Malta: did you also have the impression this morning that Trump was lurking and tweeting in response to the comments in this very thread? Spooky wasn't it? The timing of it was uncanny, his tweets could really be in response of the dialogue we were having about Sessions and priorities
Chester didn't kill himself because Trump. He killed himself because his good friend Chris Cornell did the same. It was on his birthday, even. Their latest album also faced a backlash from critics and fans.
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What happened to congressional term limits?
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he should veto it unless they can fix the healthcare
>untouchable
>untouchable
Not for long! They will find something against her and waste more of our tax payer dollars to make her go in front of the judiciary committee.
Next week is going to be huge,
Browder is going to testify Trump campaign colluded with Russia
(Russian lawyer claims Browder set up the whole meeting)
And prepare for huge panic within the news agencies if that happens:
If Glenn Simpson's emails get subpoenaed, we'll see just how many top journalists he was feeding his garbage to.
The USS Gerald R Ford is now commissioned and on its way to crack some skulls
RINOs will make sure Trump Agenda will not progress.
>expecting congress to vote themselves out of office easily
Calling it now. Dem ticket in 2020 will be Harris/Mark Cuban. Black woman AND a Jew celebrity.
>image
Details?
You're saying Trump can't handle keeping his promise? Why'd he make it then?
>The USS Gerald R Ford is now commissioned and on its way to crack some skulls
won't go on its first deployment until 2021
That would mean congressman would have to agree to give up their power. Hahahaha you thought it was going to be that simple, eh.
>this will only redpill a handful of democrats
I really have been questioning the Founders' faith in even white people being able to hold opinions and vote accordingly.
-Trump at formal commission of USS Gerald Ford
-Trump meeting with Mnuchin, Preibus, and Stephen Miller
-OZY Fest with Jeb!, Cuban, Sam Bee, and some black guy
-Potential chimping in Minneapolis tonight
>he's still digging that hole
points for persistence
>The USS Gerald R Ford is now commissioned and on its way to crack some skulls
10 month shakedown cruise first
I was out of the loop for a few weeks.
What happened with Sessions?
So you agree that Trump campaigned knowingly on false promises?
2014:
Russia is a regional power
Trump win.
2016 to now:
Russia is the most dangerous threat to the United States
i remember hearing that elsa jean hated getting blacked, anyone got more info ?
Two of them already flipped their votes to want to repeal Obummercare.
> killed himself
If these men arranged your early demise that's exactly how it would look like
State convention perhaps?
Let them fucking devour each other.
>Starving rats trapped in a cage.
The carnage, oh, the carnage.
and Trump is too much of a beta to squash this entire thing like the little shit it is.
It's a good talking point that a bunch of people on both sides agree on but we're a long way from that.
Your life is sad
The Founder's had no faith in people, period, that's why the system is as confrontational as it is.
Awoo.....you've grown......
How old is awoo?
Some guy asked Totalbiscuit if traps are gay. Immediately kicked him off of the stage and is asking people to find out who the guy was.
wew
This is your brain on /d/
Malta isn't too bright so don't expect much from him.
damn there are a lot of shills today
just because it is hard doesnt mean it was a false promise
I've been away for 2 weeks. Has Schlumpf been Stumped yet?
Why do leftists project so much when trying to discredit conservatives?
>Trump wondering if he can pardon himself
Fucking kek. How do liberals not kill themselves every day with all the problematic hate speech they have to endure from the cis white males that infest their country despite Obongo's best efforts?
Not old enough, pedo
Still winning.
It won't happen again.
Hmmm
Quick rundown on Trump so far anyone? Been working a lot haven't been able to keep up. What's this about him pardoning himself?
AYHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
HOW IS THIS INVESTIGATION AND ENTIRE COMMITTEE ALLOWED TO RUN
THIS IS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LAW AND JUSTICE
ITS A TEST OF LOYALTY AND OATH TO DEMOCRATS
ABSOLUTELY INSANE
I HOPE THEY SUFFER
>he can't seem to get out of the pit we threw him in, haha!
....death to all of them, absolute death.
So it's not too hard? Then let's get the show on the road. What are you even saying. Is it too hard or not? Calling someone a shill is not an argument.
>Being this delusional
>ozyfest
you know jeb bush also was there holding a panel
What's the date on this article? I thought this happened months ago?
Can't bring down Teflon Don
this
plus Mark Cuban would counter Trump. And it would be a Obama/Biden analog
No question, veto that shit.
selfish faggot killed himself. wahhhh
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THEN DAMMIT
napoleon was above average height for the time. They measured him in different units than how the french would measured him
plus his personal bodyguards were giant men so he always looked small in portraits next to them
these giants would literally throw cannon balls with their own hands at the enemy
Archive clickbaiters
archive.is
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>unique politcal talent
Being black isn't a unique political talent.
Putin couldn't get her to sell him tons of uranium for cash under the table, so he, oh wait
>(Pick a Lane?)
I didn't know you were only allowed to like one type of porn. Wtf I hate myself now.
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>oath of loyalty
Accusing the democrats of doing exactly what Trump has been doing all along isn't working anymore, is it?
>inb4 there are 10 dems to choose from to primary and they eat each other alive trying to decide
Kill themselves
it is hard it is really hard it is bordering on impossibly hard
convince people to vote them selves into losing the job the worked really hard to get before they want to
just because he tries and fails at something hard doest mean he was lying when he said he wanted it
We know the Rock is gonna win and literally push any legitimate dem out
either he's too dumb too or it's beyond his control. or she's too big too fall
and it's entirely your country's fault
>be english
>be a good goy
>the crown accepts a loan from the rothschilds to go defeat bad goy napoleon for threatening the aristocracy
>smear napoleon's image afterwards
>he has the last left as the crown sold your entire country out to the jew again
why do you even still have the monarchy? the are shit eating retards
thats how we got trump you realize, and thats what the dems were saying during the republican primaries
Nothing is too big to fall
Just went through Newswire's feed...these old geezers showed up again?
Already told you in the last thread, there are only 3 confirmed people at the DOJ, there are like 33 spots left with 12 other major heads being what is holding him back. Actually pay attention you dumbass.
What the fuck did she accomplish?
Being interrupted by a white guy at the Sessions hearing is NOT an accomplishment
Hey nigger the presidency isn't a political party.
Well, are you gonna jump or what?"
Jeb Bush spins around, surprised to hear someone else's voice on what he thought was a secluded rooftop. Jeb feels a pang of anxiety wash over him as he realizes it is Donald Trump standing on the roof watching him.
"I've been watching for ten minutes now, waiting for you to jump. I thought you were a 'tough guy', Jeb. Apparently not."
Jeb steps down from the ledge, smirking. "You know what Donald? You're a jerk. And I know you want nothing more then to watch me jump. So you know what, Donald? I'm not going to jump. I bet you feel stupid now, coming all the way out here."
"It's garlic," Trump states flatly.
"W-what?" Jeb is visibly confused.
"You're 'secret' guac recipe. It's avocados, cilantro, jalapeno, onions... and 'not too much' garlic."
"Bu- Th- M-mu-" Jeb Bush begins to stutter. His face turns red and becomes sweaty. His one secret in life, the one thing he had above everyone else was his secret guac recipe- and now Donald Trump knows it. "M-my secret recipe! H-how did you-"
"You're wife told me," Trump responds before Jeb can finish his sentence, "while she was cleaning my mansion."
With that, Jeb Bush stepped back up onto the ledge and leaped. Little did he know, Trump had placed a massive bowl of guacamole in the street. The enormous vat of guacamole was enough to cushion Jeb's fall and keep him from committing suicide. As he falls, Jeb realizes that it is all pointless. Not only does Trump have his secret guac recipe, he also has control of Jeb's life. Jeb lands face-first in the bowl of guac, and even while submerged in the bowl of guac he can hear onlookers laughing. He also hears the ringtone of his cell phone go off. Pulling the phone out o his pocket, he answers it and places the phone to his ear. He hears Donald Trump's voice through the speaker:
"Your guac tastes like shit by the way."
an investigation into the Clinton Foundation could implicate many world leaders, so maybe
? Isn't he dying?