/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Ohio GOP meet 7/22/17
youtu.be/MlnWa4q_idk
>Pres Trump @Commissioning Ceremony for USS Gerald R Ford 7/22/17
youtu.be/7u7FtnESM-Q
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #26 7/21/17
youtu.be/g13CnihlioY
>Tribute to President Trump 7/21/17
youtu.be/e2H4NH16kC8
>WH Press Brief - Scaramooch makes his entrance 7/21/17
youtu.be/VtVuY3vlnzE
>Pres Trump Tribute to Survivors of USS Arizona 7/21/17
youtu.be/zd-S-AkfZrQ
>WH Video - Made in America Week @White House 7/21/17
youtu.be/_KkN7ygYnrk
>RIP in Peace Spice Daddy 7/21/17
youtu.be/s1X-dyjPRog
>VP Pence leads roundtable discussion on American Biz 7/21/17
youtu.be/rBcDEM_PGaw
>AG Sessions talks Sanctuary cities in Phillie 7/21/17
youtu.be/jxxUySRv_OM
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Faith Goldy is a stupid name

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Reminder to get good sleep and not to violate the N.A.P

You're a stupid name.

>and the dems thought he pussy tape could take down Trump

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Awoo ?

yeah but she's hot

AWOO!

Awwwwwooooooooooo!

OMG WHY IS HE STALKING HER

my cock is thicker than her upper arm

interesting

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I am sorry but I really don't understand you people.

I found a link to here on WS and you people are weird af desu

How can you be a nazi but support Jew loving Trump?

Remember when she leaked Drumpf's bombshell tax returns and forever btfo drumpf?

>>>/sleep/

So how many of you guys love Asian feet as much as I do?

What's your European heritage, /ptg/?

I think that photo predates Trump

>that name
ooga booga

Fuck Europe I'm 100% American

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>>Remember when she leaked Drumpf's bombshell tax returns and forever btfo drumpf?

the reddit salt was juiced

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so guys, what happened in the last 7 hours?

Portuguese and German

Swarth masterrace

>Christie signs bill to create bathroom, other rights for transgender students
>nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/07/christie_signs_law_to_protect_nj_transgendered_stu.html
Ahahahahaha

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Why are they trolling mr 155 IQ ass cancer fat whale wife and my wifes son john crashing this bain?

gestalt on cancer man?

total biscuit word count re trannygate: 9001

my word count re trannygate: maybe 25

EVENING
>House passes sanction bill for Russia
>JEB! criticizes Republicans for backing Trump over “””Russian probe”””
>Pence says GOP needs to ‘step up to the plate’ on healthcare bill

Apparently someone made fun of traps at comic con
Its Sup Forumseddit shit

powerful

Am I better off investing my neetbux into shares or into a high interest savings account where if I deposit money every month and don't withdraw I get an extra $168 at the end of the year?

A complete mutt but 100% European

Buy memecoins dumbass

And Trump paid more in taxes than the socialist. Can we relive election night and that night?

Then it's settled. Portugese are not white.

So my fellow bros. you guys love Asian feet as much as me?

youtube.com/watch?v=izR8tgbQT3A

I love Kellyanne.

Someone asked if traps are gay. He immediately sperged the fuck out and kicked the guy out for making a joke that even his own brain dead audience laughed at.
youtu.be/mEuM91-t-wA

Holy shit her face is ugly.

They were sure of themselves that drumpf would be impeached the next day. The glorious part was seeing them actually admit that it was a let down.

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Maybe they just didn't send their best?

weekends are always so fucking slow.

Everyone wants an update on the latest happenings but things just pause.

I want more. I want to see them disappointed again. When will we get another Trump win?

nu/pol/ and leftypol are fighting each other for control of other boards and it's honestly worse than when reddit first discovered Sup Forums after Chanology or even during the second migration after gamer gate
I just want it to end, I want reddit to leave

Mass influx of shills on the weekends also.

>Sup Forums is a bunch of virgin losers
>two thirds of us seem to be doing stuff every weekend

MORNING
>Madam President responds to Trump's Friday morning DACA tweetstorm: "Immigrants aren't our enemies; the American people understood that, and that's why they elected me."
>Anti-TPP protests continue in Dallas; Republican protestors join with Sanders supporters to protest trade deal; Senator Sanders appears and entices the President to "keep her pledge to the American workers"
>Madam President on John McCain: "For the time being, we have lost an important ally in the White House. The tumour is no match for his humour."
>Hillary appoints Regina Brock to Office of Government Ethics and Liaison
>Approval poll released: Hillary approval at 50%, disapproval at 42%
>VP Tim Kaine addresses Navy SEALS crowd

AFTERNOON
>Majority Whip Dick Durbin on passing $12 minimum wage hike: "I just don't think Madam President is focused on that right now. Criminal Justice reform is absolutely our priority."
>White House releases statement: "Madam President has contracted a stomach bug, and she has subsequently decided to cancel her evening meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus
>Outrage over Actor James Woods' response: "We tried to warn you: electing an AIDS infused viral chipmunk would be a catastrophic failure. #HillaryDeathSoon #SpeedItUp"
>AG John Podesta makes the rounds on MSNBC and CNN defending the Obama administration's executive order regarding Transgender bathrooms

EVENING
>Reports emerge Pres. Clinton is personally attempting to negotiate with Republican Senators Collins and Murkowski to pass Obamacare upgrade; she will need at least one of their support, as there are 49 democrats in the Senate
>Reforms being considered include a $50 million hike in PP funding, removal of the personal mandate
>Terrorist attack foiled in Berlin; muslim attempts massacre in department store

AWOOO

Nothing is happening
We elected literally Hitler™ but look at that

Trump's early morning rampage was about it and he had a rally
But that's the weekends for you

Maybe he'll retweet his one post about the 33k emails on the POTUS account Monday morning

I work the weekend faggot.

That better be the case, otherwise Greater Spain must take place.

Did she really tweet that?

one can only hope this is the legendary aussie banter instead of being unironic

One of the best-performing currencies over the past six months has been the Mexican peso. In January, the peso had fallen to a record low of 22 to the dollar, thanks in no small part to fears of a possible trade war with Mexico’s northern neighbour. But markets have become increasingly sceptical that Donald Trump will follow through on his most blood-curdling trade threats. The peso has recovered ground and hovers at around 18 per dollar. The Mexican currency is now only 48% undervalued against the greenback, compared with 56% in January.

Markets are also losing faith in Mr Trump’s ability to pass domestic economic reforms. On the campaign trail, the president-to-be promised expansionary fiscal policies, including tax cuts and increased infrastructure spending. Traders believed that the Federal Reserve would be forced to increase interest rates in response. The dollar surged, reaching a 15-year high in January. Since then, the dollar has slipped by 5% on a trade-weighted basis. That not only vindicates those sceptical of Mr Trump’s legislative prowess. It’s also a partial vindication for believers in burgernomics. If our index has any fact content, the dollar may have further to fall.

>AG John Podesta

He was going to be the Secretary of State you goober

Yeah, the left is pushing two contradictory narratives here.

"Trump can't get anything done, what a failure!" and "Trump is the greatest threat to American democracy" don't logically comport with one another.

I used to enjoy Poland wiping the floor with them on Sundays
Shame he had to sperg out over /sg/

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry, I didn't read past the part where you admitted you have to work weekends and tried to call me a faggot. Nice life, loser.

I'm so tired of sg, why do so many fags care?
Besides didn't trump and the cia dealings there?

Only Poland still cared which is why everyone on /sg/ and /ptg/ started getting mad at him

what is your point aussie? or is this a hobby you took up to take your mind off of the emu rape that happens to you weekly now?

Euromutt with brown hair and blue eyes. Mostly German if that means anything

No, they are never happy and btfo themselves a day ago.

> some neet fag calling me a loser
Oh god my feelings..

Sadly only have 2 screen grabs of that night that I could find. The second one is someone trying to rationalize the night after figuring out that it was nothing. This person thinks that Maddow played the White House.

8/10. Can you continue these?
Also,
>$12 minimum wage hike
It should be $15, BIGOT.

This would be nice for a bizzaro world timeline
But can we have more snarkyness?
Bit more tongue and cheek?

The James Woods bit, her canceling adv event and no humor for this tumor were the mildly okay bits

the lighting in this pic makes it look like she has a twig arm

>btfo a day ago
What happened?

Why is Durbin the majority whip when the Democrats are the minority?

November.

his failure to do anything about Russia is why he's a threat to american democracy :)

Yup. Lots of travel in that job

(CNN)The House and Senate reached a deal Saturday to slap Russia with fresh sanctions and give Congress new veto power to block any easing of those sanctions -- an agreement that could send a new bill to President Donald Trump's desk before the end of the month.

House and Senate negotiators announced an agreement was reached Saturday morning for a bill that would include new sanctions against Russia, Iran, and North Korea.
Despite the White House lobbying for changes to the measure, the legislation will give Congress a new ability to block the administration from easing sanctions on Moscow. Democrats and some Republicans have expressed concerns that Trump is considering giving Russia back two compounds in Maryland and New York that were seized by the Obama administration in December.

Fake news about Euphrates gains? There were some heavy gainz today

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I Never thought woods would be such a redpilled jew.

No shit.

i would watch that.

You gotta be shitting.

Well you fucking asked

If I'm going to be spoken to this way for sharing real news I might as well go back to pasting reddit comments

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It's the timeline where the Democrats win

They thought they tricked the US forces and kurds and instead absolutely nothing happened and they instead made gains and they thought they killed Al-Bagdadi and again that didn't happen. They made a part over nothing.

Forgot the ?

Wait..
So isis or asshat got btfo?

Pretty sure such a law is ultimately unconstitutional even if signed. That would be like passing a law giving congress the power to pardon instead. Needs to be an amendment.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

WE HAVE DINDUS WHO WILL FREESTYLE/RAP FOR US AND THEY LIKE DONALD TRUMP

BE NICE TO THESE GUYS THEY ARE ACTUALLY LEGIT

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There was a reddit post about this, idk if the thread is still up but the salt mined was incredible

>thicc photographer behind him

Remember when leftists and media stooges actually claimed "you can't just deport 11 million people"?