Aus/pol/: Losing track of what day it is edition

Malcolm Turnbull may be open to Bill Shorten's call for fixed, four-year parliamentary terms
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The Greenlight Zone with Richard Di Natale
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>actual link because its a video

abc.net.au/news/2017-07-23/the-greenlight-zone-with-richard-di-natale/8735394

USS Ronald Reagan arrives into Brisbane port, thousand of US sailors ready to holiday
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Fossil footprints reveal Kangaroo Island's diverse ancient wildlife
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Melbourne Metro Rail Tunnel project to create 7,000 jobs, Daniel Andrews says
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Same-sex marriage: Peter Dutton renews call for national postal-vote plebiscite
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Comic-Con 2017
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Cricket pay dispute could put Ashes under direct threat even if deal is reached
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abc.net.au/news/2017-07-23/malcolm-turnbull-bill-shorten-fixed-four-year-parliamentary-term/8735690
archive.is/HRxFM
radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/07/23/the-convict-report-episode-81-green-leaf-subversion/
blogs.hrblock.com/2014/09/25/10-tax-benefits-and-changes-marriage/
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I don't like the taste.

This calms the haemorrhoid

Horse food.

I am thinking of trying some metamucil.

Thank god that monstrosity went to QLD.
Last time a fucking yank ship pulled into my city port the place was inundated by US semen,

That tastes worse. You should just try to start eating brekky

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CHICKEN SOUP FOR DINNER, what you cunts having?

also if we ever get a same sex plebiscite, definitely voting no.

>blocks path

A boat arrived in Perth too
>HMAS Arunta docks in Perth to an excited crowd after nine months at sea
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I just posted that one because it might start the convo on Nuclear

Those things have too many calories. When I have them in the house I eat about ten at a time and with milk and some sugar it is just too fattening.

I had blueberries and cammomile tea.
>upset tummy time.

I'd say kick him in the nuts but I can't high-kick to a forehead.

I had two oxo beef stock cubes in water for dinner.

Nuclear is good bro.

either ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwiches or an aldi pizza
>they're just so easy
maybe you could mix metamucil into a milo but I don't think it will hide the taste, it'll probably just ruin the milo

yeah, I know. I don't think theres anyone here who is against it

that sucks bro, honey works well to
my nigga, keeping it real
i keep hearing about aldi pizzas, they better than dominos $5 pickup ones ?

Weet-Bix taste like communism without the sugaryjew

Milo pays the mudslime tax bro.
nestle.com.au/asset-library/documents/nestle-halal-certified-products-2016.pdf

My weed dealer got busted the other day. Why are some people such dirty rats?

I think they're on par with McCain pizzas and they're only $3
I cover them in sugar anyway and I was raised poor so it's hot water from the kettle til they're mushy and then milk on top
that's fucked, on the other hand
>Chocolate
>From March 2016, Nestlé retail chocolate blocks and bars, and baking chocolate, are no longer halal certified.
any idea why they un-halalled their choc?

Good opportunity to turn your life around bro.

Lost sales.
Like vegemite they know they'll never lose enough Milo sales to take the Halal off it.

>hot water from the kettle til they're mushy and then milk on top

it's the right way

>he doesn't use hot water from the kettle then to make his weetbix into a porridge-like state and then coat the top with 10 tablespoons of sugar

tf is wrong with you people?

Is anyone else here /vitabrits/?

They are a bit saltier than weet-bix but they don't have all the added shit. I used to prefer them.

You cunts are fucked

TONI PEPPERONI

AND GLASS BARBIE CRASH INCOMING

look at you richy rich snooty cunts with enough milk to waste and microwaves
bet you guys were given money for the cafeteria at school while all I had was dry maggi noodles and fritz and sauce

how can you afford it every night?

>cafeteria
I believe canteen or tuck shop are the Australian expressions m8.

Bung fritz was top tier, chapman's plastic-wrapped log fritz was cancer.

ask a millenial anything.

>I believe canteen or tuck shop are the Australian expressions m8.
I wouldn't know

bung fritz was the best and that chicken roll one

microwaves for what? Weatbix?
tf is wrong with you eating hot cereal?
>we had them cut in half with margarine and vegemite.

only about 6$ for a toni pepperoni

Steak and mushroom sauce. Good shit.

Yeh I think I'll vote no too. Although it's tough one because I hate cucks and cuckservatives pretty much equally atm.

I want to not vote at all ever again. Fuckin sick of it.

Do you lot feel as gay as you look?

Why is your politics so fucking boring

I'm pretty sure everyone here was born after 1980
minus degrees every morning and wood fire so I needed something to warm up before the fire restarted

real millenials are 1996 too 2002.

Posting from the NBN in Leeton boy-os.

It's shite.

talk about the upcoming merger of multiple departments including immigration and border into the super deptarment of homeland security

do it

oh, I have nothing I need answered

Weet-bix with hot milk is the only way to have it. With cold milk the texture is soggy and disgusting.

You need hot milk and to stir it into a thick porridge.

chapstick on sale at woolies this week.

>not making a 5-bix high pyramid coated in milk and sugar
plens the lot of you

How much?

Yeh boi, haven't had a steak in over 3 months, pretty much been having chicken every other day, just not feeling it atm since i was sick last time i had steak.

sounds different mate, but whatever floats your boat.
I usually have porridge if i want a porridge like warm breakfast item
>usually have 4 weetbix with just enough milk to cover them then eat them quick enough they dont get super soggy, then make another set if im having more.

What are you talking about cunt? Watch this 15 mins from our opposition minister fresh off the press and tell me you are not excited by his charisma and talking points.

abc.net.au/news/2017-07-23/malcolm-turnbull-bill-shorten-fixed-four-year-parliamentary-term/8735690

What if we archive it archive.is/HRxFM

New Convict Report us up -
radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/07/23/the-convict-report-episode-81-green-leaf-subversion/

I hope we get the gay marriage vote. I will vote no but I think it will pass anyway. It doesn't even matter.

>2 years ago I was in a bar
>2 18 year old fags started kissing
>I almost spit out my drink
> I looked around to see who else was disgusted
>Everyone started clapping and cheering at two men tongue kissing

>It was mainly women that started clapping and cheering but then men started clapping aswell.
>I locked eyes with one guy that was clapping and gave him the "you fucking faggot" look and he immediately stopped clapping and put his eyes to the ground.
>So many men support gays to get women to like them. It's disgusting.

Anyway I think this gay marriage will pass and many people think it will all be over but then it will be pedeophile rights.

People think they won't go that far but it will. White people will literally tolerate anything.

$2.99

you're going to upset our sponsors

thinking of going to south africa for a trip, do you reckon ill get raped?

Sweet Puff Holland ?

Thanks mate. Will buy a few.

Why would you want to go there in the first place?

Meh. I only registered my marriage for the gibs.
>plan on joining the class action lawsuit for breach of contract when the definition changes

>thinking of going to south africa for a trip, do you reckon ill get raped?

Yes. Why would you want to?
Go to Eastern Europe.
>Cheap
>White
>Hot chicks

It's like Australia from the 70's.

so you don't care if it passes but you think it will lead to pedo rights...

am I reading your post wrong?

>Meh. I only registered my marriage for the gibs.
what are you talking about. What gibs?

>I hope we get the gay marriage vote. I will vote no but I think it will pass anyway
so why hope we get the vote?

>People think they won't go that far but it will
yeah absolutely, 30 years ago all this gay rights stuff would have been unimaginable. 10 years ago the tranny stuff unimaginable. but paedophilia and pederasty would be nothing new, and we're definitely sliding towards it. there may come a time when we'll beg the fucken muslims to save us from our own degeneracy.

i saw some tourism videos of it, it looks actually really nice especially the beach. im a very frugal cunt so ive got quite a bit of savings.

he has a hard on for Rhodesia
>it wasn't that great

>so you don't care if it passes but you think it will lead to pedo rights...

I mean if it passes nothing will change. We are still in Weimarstraya. If it is blocked they will be energized and whinge about it for the next 5 years.

The left needs constant revolution so now they will move onto rights for pedophiles.

>transgender kids can choose their sex so they can also choose their sex partners

White women will take to facebook for this shit like wildfire.

Go and don't come back.

what is that? you keep posting it and i'm presuming its ice

tax breaks bro.
blogs.hrblock.com/2014/09/25/10-tax-benefits-and-changes-marriage/

>so why hope we get the vote?

Yeah maybe I worded that wrong. I hope we get the vote and the traitors in Canberra don't just pass it. I would like to see the butthurt if it fails but it also means white women will be energized into signalling for gay marriage for another 5 years.

Regardless, when it passes they will just move on to pedo rights. The tranny thing has only got a few years of steam left as it has basically won.

In Sweden they are starting a campaign to spit on white women in the streets for having more than one kid.

This will be here very soon.

so why don't you care if it passes if you are saying the slippery slope is real? isn't better that they whinge rather than fuck our kids?

How do you boys go about meeting local women?

already stocked up m8

that's pretty weird man

>How do you boys go about meeting local women?

Best bet is joining a local mixed social sports team.

Cricket, touch football, indoor soccer, volleyball.

Pick one that you are reasonably good at and go join.

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Lucas papaw > chapstick

YOU EVIL MEN !!!

YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH !!!

>that's pretty weird man
Pretty smart really. If he uses it all the time and it's 1/2 or 3/4 price he's saving money over the year.

The only weird thing is willingly giving the system extra money so they can pay for your extermination.

ask a cunt still in high school anything

t. wchs

>ask a cunt still in high school anything
Is Generation Zyklon real for white kids or are they all left wing retards?

there are men here who wear lipstick

Ask a sailor anything

>Ask a sailor anything
have you prolapsed yet?

i graduated last year and most were racist but never said it, i think thats the same with most australians.

some of the white guys, apart from that it's just left wing indoctrinated fuckwits

A vote for faggot marriage os a win win for us. It passes we piss off Muslims, it fails we piss off leftists.

They will try but its the one thing that normal fags wont stand.

Fuck you're a ways out. Full country cunt.

I talked to mates that I played footy with in high school (typical aussie bogans etc) and they pulled me up on islamophobia and homophobia at my high school reunion.

These boys were like footy jocks in high school and they pulled me up on that shit.

The thing is they are tradies and I wear a suit.

You'd expect it to be the other way around. I suspect it's from all the shit they listen to on the radio and they just buy it hook like and sinker.

sup smith
how is the shard?

Stale milk arrowroot biscuits and half a glass of water.

>They will try but its the one thing that normal fags wont stand.

nah mate. White people will tolerate anything as long as it is phrased as being "moral" sure there will be a backlash but white women will be all over this.

"love is love, oppression, just accept who I love" Sunrise will be shilling it every morning.

>we piss off Muslims
They don't give a shit what goes on in society as a whole ,so long as they are left alone to do what they want in their communities, which they will be.

is it better to live in Australia than in New Zealand ? am moving to Cranberra soon

17 hours 40 minutes in the air tomorrow lads.

Goodnight, see you all soon.

new zealand

we're full

The shard is good. I think it is the Queen Administrator. I can control bugs now.

New Zealand is a poor nation. They'd be third world without us. Anyone with a brain ends up moving to Australia.