>>Five-year-old girl fined £150 for lemonade stand >bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40679075 point of order the fine was cancelled when they realised how batshit insane it was and as damage limitation
Cameron Barnes
I command the willy-bobs
I am the bobber of willys
you don't know me or my willys
Brayden Nelson
The swing seats in Britain are the rich liberal areas of London and the home counties It makes our politics become who can be the most liberal while having least tax
John Cox
I forgot to also add, the government plans is a single suggestion by a single MP. That's a clickbait title.
Jayden Torres
any replies yet??
Christopher Howard
ugly as fuck but perfectly manicured nails it's like putting lipstick on a pig
Jackson Morgan
It's more the fact that it happened though.
Charles Sanchez
>American makes all the Eire/pol/ threads
Brody White
Can you lads help me with the name of an author? It's been bugging me.
The guy was British and moved to Australia. Mid 20th century. I'm pretty sure Peter Hitchens once said that he such a British patriot, that he moved abroad.
Evan Young
Willy willy, make it pretty dress it up all laced and frilly
Carson Reyes
Based rowdy bastard
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Council enforcement officers
So my mind instantly pictures a trio of sub-Saharan Africans speaking broken English in shitty uniforms
>Suh, Hwe hav to giv yew thies fyne, off wun hundread fifty pownds
As soon as a sane person in the council saw it they instantly cancelled it and preyed the Dad didn't go to the Daily Mail. Luckily the Dad went to the Daily Mail.
Ian Davis
noones vote is swung based on gender politics you cretin, people care about the economy and terrorism and shit. not whether or not you can declare yourself a woman. the only people who care about this shit are ultra leftists who will never vote tory and mentally deranged people who will also never vote tory. so i return you to my original question, which is why are the tories doing something that has absolutely no vote winning potential whatsoever, and is likely to just alienate their voter base?
Matthew Brooks
That's pretty cute user :3
Juan Reed
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Christopher Adams
Can someone drop me a redpill on Military and Gov.
My cousins m8 is a Sargent in the army, and my cousin is encouraging him to run for a seat, and maybe go from there and be ''PM someday''.
My question is this. If a military sergeant became PM, would he still have to take orders from his military higher ups? Would any military person as PM still have to take orders from their higher ups?
Gavin Peterson
How do Corbynistas reconcile the fact that they rabidly wanted to remain in the EU, but their leader has never wanted to be a part of, and wanted to and still wants to leave the EU?
Ryan Harris
So what? Batman stole loads of public money?
Connor Rogers
>tfw not a bingbong feels great, doesn't it?
Jaxon Allen
Nah. OkCupid is shit tier.
Jaxon Rogers
what the gay fucker Tommy have to realize is that the British conquered the Muslim world from the Ottomans,, all this shit we have seen the last 100 years are just Gay Lord Palmerston's "strategy of tension" look it up! the devil is not hiding in a cave in the desert. no she sits on a throne in London
Nolan Harris
Because I added and you ignored in your autistic angry poopy rage?
Jacob Fisher
Just started pissing it down...just when I was about to go to the shop.
Brody Russell
>My question is this.
Do you think the army is lax on letting people getting other jobs while in the service?
>Yes Sir, I know it's inconvenient but I'd really like to get a job as the Understudy for the Billy Elliot musical in London
Noah Bennett
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Anthony Clark
not a bad guess
Camden Howard
walking in the rain is nice you spaz
Evan Phillips
It would surely be entirely unworkable to be an MP at the same time as serving.
Jace King
Fucking based, sometimes I really love our police Enjoy death you fucking black piece of shit
Jason Wright
about 40% of labour voters voted leave the govt fucked up the general election by not realising how many ukip voters would go back to labour
Jack Allen
>WAAAAH CANT YOU SEE HE WAS JUST SCARED WAAAWAH YOU FORCED THAT DOWN HIS THROAT WAAAH POLICE BRUTALITY Anyone else expecting some sort of protests after this?
I enjoy walking in it more in the dead of night for some reason. Feels more comfier.
Henry Gutierrez
Porn block is a good thing desu.
Thomas Ramirez
she is a minister you stupid tosspot. the prime minister supports her and labour also supports the idea. it will go through if it comes to a vote. WHEN it comes to a vote. are you really this dense or are you just pretending?
Michael Price
sounds more like suicide to me
Jayden Foster
ttps://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/07/21/judge-says-charlie-gard-cant-go-to-the-united-states-n2358120 >Despite their son being granted permanent residency in the United States, a judge is prohibiting Charlie Gard's parents from transporting their son to the U.S. without a court order. >Charlie's parents, Connie Yates and Chris Gard, raised over $1 million to pay for their son to travel to the U.S. for an experimental treatment, but the European Court of Human Rights ruled that it was not in Charlie’s best interest to travel to the United States. Other hospitals in Europe have stepped up and offered to care for Charlie, but those transfer requests have been denied as well. >Charlie suffers from an extremely rare mitochondrial disease, and as a result of his condition he has seizures and is dependent on a ventilator. At the beginning of July, following the European Court of Human Right’s ruling, he was ordered to be taken off of life support, but there have been several delays. Further, Charlie's parents say that their pleas to take their son to pass away at home (as per their palliative care plan) have been ignored. Since then, Charlie has been examined by an American doctor, who believes that there is a small chance that his condition could be improved. >Charlie will turn one on August 4.
Pic related, the infant was already granted full US citizenship. The UK is now holding the child hostage, saying he belongs to the state and cannot be permitted to leave. What the FUCK is wrong with your country you fucking tea sippers?
>Despite what his parents, other medical professionals, and the United States government are declaring, we think think it is in the child's best interests to die.
And not even die, they think it is best for him to die alone in the hospital instead of at home for no explainable reason. This isn't about the child, it is about the UK government fighting over how much control they have over their citizens's lives.
Isaac Morris
>Justice for Rash he swallowed his stash
Daniel Jones
>Anyone else expecting some sort of protests after this? I really hope so, want to see some lefty cunts getting their faces dragged across tarmac by the Met.
Jack Ortiz
lmao not my pic fuck off moot
Daniel Russell
And? So what? Why you screeching about Tories when you've JUST SAID that Labour supports it. Howling lad.
But don't reply, I've filtered you. If you're just gonna shitpost for the sake of shitposting, I don't want to deal with you.
Andrew Reyes
>British patriot >moved abroad
Huh.
Jason Edwards
Anybody got more Hitchens OC to dump? I need some more of him please.
Landon Martinez
>noones vote is swung based on gender politics You underestimate L O N D O N Why do do you think the richest seat in the country Kensington swung Labour
Evan Green
Isn't that Rahman?
Lucas James
>tory shill desperation yes, filter those who criticise the tories
in fact filter everyone who disagrees with me
go back to redit you stupid nigger
>implying rich people vote based on gender politics and not based on tax rates
Jack Williams
Why did he die? From a split pack of heroin or whatever he swallowed? Or because the policeman kicked the fuck out of him?
Chase Cox
Kek
Elijah Williams
Back in my day choosing your sex meant picking up a flier from a phonebox
Tyler Jones
weird, because I see a lot of people on here say that only the military should be in parliament, yet want to keep it democratic
Logan Campbell
>it's another my dad's got a chinese gf so any discussion of mass immigration destroying the west is frowned upon episode
Robert Ortiz
Likely swallowed a packet of cocaine or crack.
Landon Nguyen
>>implying rich people vote based on gender politics and not based on tax rates Explain Kensington
Lucas Harris
>permanent residency in the United States, >full US citizenship.
>European Court of Human Rights >UK government
>american education
do fuck off
Jose Bell
Because of all the council estates inside. Just because a constituency name is a posh area, doesn't mean that that singular posh area is the whole constituency. >richest seat in the country lel. Kensington is most certainly not the richest seat in the country, it's probably a seat in Oxfordshire/ Surrey
Christopher Baker
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Oliver Taylor
Nige tried to save him
Brandon Butler
Reminder that Grenfell is Kensington
Evan Ross
>only the military should be in parliament One of the most retarded ideas I've ever heard
I just don't see how one can serve while also being an MP. Being an MP is a full time job, obviously. I think ex servicement becoming MPs is a decent idea though and there are already a fair few I think.
Dylan Howard
Brexit
Andrew Long
Good.
Carson Brooks
By ignoring it
Xavier Bennett
Rebecca Williams is sexy as fuck wish she was on Sky more
Elijah Clark
And also Sir Malcolm Rifkind had to stand down cause of that scandal and that would've been big in that local area
Jaxon Morris
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Gabriel Morris
>One of the most retarded ideas I've ever heard combining democracy with militaristic government, yes
>I just don't see how one can serve while also being an MP. Being an MP is a full time job, obviously Really? Doesn't Farage have a few jobs on the go still? He wanted to be MP in 2015. Americas ''Rindlindf Blungphf XD'' is still running his businesses as well as being POTUS.
Always thought that the ''full time'' MP's were the arsehole career politicians.
Landon Myers
Nige was never going to be PM and he knew it. Didn't Trump stand down and give his business to his son to avoid conflicts of interests?
Angel Cooper
>999 >what service do you require >I'd like to note an amusing rhyme >checked and kekked sir
Landon Reyes
Farage isn't an MP, never has been. And being a silent entity within companies is not the same as serving. Stop being so thick.
If you want to live under a military dictatorship feel free to move to some African shithole or wherever that exists.
Jayden Butler
That pic is so old. brit/pol/ is at its most popular but we now lack the autists who used to make high quality OC like that.
Thomas Robinson
Fuck you nigger faggot cuck cunt
Elijah Nguyen
Yeah because there's no conflict of interest when your son owns your businesses...
Bentley Young
Being an MP is of course a full time job Those who take it seriously at least, which should be all of them.
Charles Campbell
>Jacob Rees-Mogg is becoming famous
Jayden Green
sweet baby christmas crackers
Joseph Evans
Thank you for your valuable contribution to Brit/pol/!
