Hello Senator Kid Rock

Liberals on suicide watch, would you vote for him?

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oh damn I forgot he's from my state

Anyone's better than Debbie, I will definitely vote for him.

Yes. Without doubt.

Michigander here, everyone I've talked to said they'll vote for him.

Kid Rock probably best option Michigan has right now

Not the greatest, but better than fucking Debbie

Yeah, I would.

>would you vote for him
Shimmy shimmy coco coco fuckin pop, bitch!

will lmao forever if that bitch loses to kid rock

Nj fag here
Is he actually running?
Is he actually right wing or what?
Holy shit I love it

>Shimmy shimmy coco coco fuckin pop, bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=qkLclgtGDB4

NO. NO. NO! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>the absolute state of America

Time to fire up the meme magic, rolling for doubles! Kid Rock wins!

>that feel when you realize other countries actually do hate us for our freedom

Say hello to senator Kid Rock, Eurocucks

>Stabenow
Wow I hope she never makes the mistake of going to Britain.

Mwehehehehhehehehehe

Oh plz yes

Any Democrat that doesn't make it to office is a win for America

>Losing to KidRock
more like Debbie Stabmenow

I'M AN AMERICAN BADASS

>S-STOP TREATING YOUR GLOBALIST CONTROLLED POLITICAL SYSTEM LIKE A JOKE AND VOTE FOR A WEEL CANDIDATE!!!!!111

Pic related is the europoor when he discovers that the general public is now engaging in large scale governmental shitposting

I would not vote for him. Schwarzenegger's and Donald Trump's elections, and now this, are for warming Americans to the idea of celebrity politicians henceforth. (((They))) want a Hollywood-WH pipeline, so our future candidates will look less like Obama and more like Sean Penn etc. Sure, now it's Donald, but after Kid Rock, then maybe Bruce Willis, Hollywood will be fresh out of conservatives, then the real fun will begin, and it will still be like we were asking for it.

And you continue to be a laughing stock

is this real life

Should the republican party be ashamed that their candidates are memes or should the democrats be more ashamed that the public would rather have memes than democrats in power?

I love this nation

You're giving Americans too much credit. This isn't some meta-intellectual FUCK YOU to the government, it's just you lot being fucking dumb as usual. If this were any celebrity other than Kid Rock you might have a point, but it's not, it's fucking Kid Rock. God you're stupid as fuck.

It's hilarious how conservaturds claim to be anti-Hollywood, yet they keep voting in people into office strictly because of their celebrity status. It's even more hilarious how democruds keep losing to them.

put a lot on him winning wish me luck senpai

Everyone should be equally ashamed. How the fuck did it come to this?
Laugh it up while you still can kid

>acting like everything is super serious

We can't actually overthrow the government so we're going to elect D-list nu-metal wiggers and orange steak salesmen to fill every position in congress.

Our founding fathers would be proud

Its kid baby...

Nah, there's definitely an element of no longer giving a shit involved.

This needs to happen.

Wow that really activated my almonds, I'm with her now!!

He will ride out in a motorcycle like the undertaker to his first debate while that song plays.

Yes. Watch his Dan Rather
interview.

shut the fuck up lmao

>Our founding fathers would be proud
Do you really believe this, really?

Whenever I went to a Pistons game Kid Rock would be sitting courtside with some blonde bimbo. Fuck yeah I'll vote for him.

(((Newfag))) detected.

whatever works user we always intended to bring down big intrusive bloaty goobernment don't forget to place your bets

It's funny how Hollywood endorsement doesn't work for democrats.

Why is that?

>undecided 44%

>hides flag
opinion discarded

I always told myself I'd never vote for any candidate with hair longer than I do, but I may make an exception.

My advice to the left is to GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOME ONE

I was dragged to a concert by a former girlfriend. The guy bought everyone there a beer and a hotdog. I later found out he demands that his ticket prices be kept affordable. I'm not a fan of his music, but he seems like a good guy, we need good people in gov't. So yeah I'd vote for him

They would be proud.

The Founding Fathers only wanted Land-owning Gentry in government.

We have to meme him hard when the election comes up. The asshurt would be near Trump levels if he got elected. We're gonna have to dig up dirt on Debbie and shill it on social media.

>N-NO SHUT UP AMERILARDS! YOU'RE OVERTHROWING YOUR GOVERNMENT BY ELECTING MEMES BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID, NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE FREE
>*furiously walks down street avoiding eye contact with muslims out of fear*
>*gets put on watch list for wrongthink*
>*gets brexist reversed*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lmao Eurocucks are truly pathetic.

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oh look an anarchist who hates it when people have freedom

fuck off. can't wait until summer is over.

yet you reply

I don't think our Founding Fathers would expect us to vote for serious candidates if they were in the same situation that we were.

>Nu-metal wiggers
Literally huh? The dude is a rap/country fusion. Where are you getting nu-metal from?

>oh look an anarchist who hates it when people have freedom

What makes you think that? I think you are confused

Best timeline.

good point
Kid Rock will hit 70%

You can always make that retarded spongebob mocking meme saying "you can only vote for establishment candidates"

fuck all democrats, debbie stabyounowindaback supports your somalian immigrants michigan

this

nice reddit spacing

>posts a picture implying his lifestyle would offend the founding fathers
>claims to believe in individual freedoms

UK
>Butterknives illegal
>Rape gangs systematically raping white girls, no punishment
>Pornography illegal
>No such thing as free speech
>Arrested for criticizing Islam on Twitter
>Soldiers decapitated in the street by Jihadis.
>Giving anyone any advice about government
No thanks, Ahmed.

Oh boy the republicans keep winning but it's ok at least we can laught at them, nigger logic

Do it faggot

>Michiganian, my son, you have to choose who vote
>A cocaine adicted rock musician
>Or a woman
>???
>MY NAME IS SENATOR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK

>obama wasn't a celebrity political
yeah sure ok alrigth

Oh yeah, cause you lot have picked a lot of winners. Don't celebrate too loudly though, your wife and her bull might wake you up and call he authorities on you and have them charge you for owning a plastic knife.

acting like our founding fathers wouldn't have started a military coup decades ago
pretty sure they would have hung all the politicians who didn't jump ship as well

>digging up dirt
pic related
>posts a picture implying his lifestyle would offend the founding fathers
>claims to believe in individual freedoms

What the actual fuck are you talking about, I'm saying there is no way the founding fathers would be proud. What the fuck has that got to do with personal freedoms you child

elect a muslim importing female Dem
or Kid Rock

>I would vote for the Rock

If the choice for 44% of people isn't obvious - experienced INCUMBENT senator or a fucking singer with no experience - well she better get prepared to get ROCKED.

It's going to be fun fun fun fun fun!

I think he's pointing out that Richie is a dysgenic wigger, and this would rightly offend the FF

I constantly laughed everytime I saw Trump on stage during debates
My sides will be destroyed for weeks if I see Kid Rock in politcal debates

this. Letting the people become dependent on the government was a mistake.

You can't actually start a militia in these days, LARPer.

It's not even possible. Our empire is too powerful. All we can do is burn the whole thing down by literally filling congress with clowns.

It's basically weaponizing our democratic process

My doubles are higher than your IQ you scum.

he orbited bands like limp bizket but he obviously has a pro-america bent.

>flag
Opinion discarded.

Kid Rock is /ourguy/
In the song "American Badass" he says he likes "David Allen Coe" in one verse.
David Allen Coe has a bunch of songs about how he hates niggers and shit

>Literal white trash in the senate

Finally we're back to the true America

It's funny to me that 90% of the people who whine about flags are Americans. Really goes to show how many people arrived post-2014.

Not an argument
Not an argument

A laughing stock that dictates how the entire world runs. If we were to have a civil war RIGHT NOW the world would fall apart because of our instability. Show some respect for your superior.

what part of shimmy shimmy coco pop do you not understand?

Indeed. The elections really ruined this place

Yes. If nothing else to piss off the establishment.

has anyone made a meme about kid rocks political preferences? like him commenting on political shit?
i doubt hes a full blown commifornia celebrity but it would be interesting to know how far right leaning he actually is(i'm from indiana so i don't care enough to do my own research)

when all politicians are shit, the people have no choice but to go with the nuclear option

Give me a quick rundown on Debbie? Is she shitty? A virtue Signaler? A shitty virtue Signaler?

We've reached a terrible point in Western civilization when only one or two of those points are exaggerated. Get your shit together Britfags.

>flag

He is a libertarian or he used to claim to be, now he is republican and will follow the party I guess

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>CAPTCHA just now

I'd vote him in. Seems more like my people.

LOL when is election .. need to move there so i can votes!

>implying you are old enough to vote

Oh please god make it happen. I just need the memes.