Could have chosen to learn any foreign language

>could have chosen to learn any foreign language
>picked german

dont worry my dumbass tried to learn russian.

>giving random objects a gender
>fucking declensions

>learning a new language
>not arabic

>not going over to Germany getting poontang

Don't be a beta

I picked French, why the fuck did I pick French?

>not learning Italian
It's like you don't even want to vincere...

>giving random objects a gender
As German, French, Spanish, Italian etc. Maybe only English doesn't.

Among european languages probably

>not keeping it in his pants and demanding a virgin, and therefore avoiding germanistan
kys

He's too white to get laid in Germany

>also picked german
>also moved to germany
>still don't speak decent german
>the more german people I meet the less I care to perfect my german

You know, living amongst the people and knowing enough of the language to understand passing conversation makes you realize you don't really like the people and that they don't say anything other liberal shits don't say in english.

All learning another language does is allow you to listen to other peoples shit opinions in another language.

>can't learn a language which is in the same language group as his native language

Americans are so fucking dumb..

Please be learning Albanian, most of our words are only like two or three letters and it will be easy because you already know a Germanic language(German). Once you're finished come here and fix economy

>picked Japanese in college
>class filled with weeboos

>Go to some cow high school
>german or spanish is all thats offered
>pick german because moron
>continue on with my mistake in college
>no one speaks german while shitskin spics overrun half the country
>years later end up spending 3/4 months a year in Central/South America

Yeah I wish I could have that choice back

> if you could do it over again, you'd choose not to learn human language at all

>Picked Germans
>Objects have genders completely different than in Bulgarian
>Almost no rules about object genders
>Feels like there are more cases than in Russian.
Fuck Germoney I am going to burger land.
Meanwhile my friend:
>Anime and Kpop are degeneracy
>Knows Korean

>Once you're finished come here and fix economy

My back hurts from carrying this planet

I got an A in German by having a German major do all of my work

>Feels like there are more cases than in Russian.
Try Latin.

learn chinese. its much easier than you think.

>picking the exact opposite of Hebrew.

fail to see the problem

Austria might be cool

amercian education at its finest if not kidding.