How do we fix american school lunches?

how do we fix american school lunches?

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I guess not serving diarrhea would be a step in the right direction

What the actual fuck is that?Some sort of meat?

>american quality meat slow cooked to perfection

wtf that literally looks like shit

Still better than the alternative

End Michelle Obama's "muh healthy lunches" program. empower children to have some fucking semblance of control over their lives instead of punishing everyone because Sally the Fucking Whale can't stop getting a double serving of fries and cookies instead of a fruit cup.

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They should poo in loo XD

You stop being lazy fat ass parents and pack your kids lunch.

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

Sloppy joes would be an improvement over what they've been eating thanks to the First Tranny.

It looks like BBQ brisqet but why is there a bun at the top

privatize?

farm it out to a local private company or a big corp like YUM who owns a few of the fast food chains

at least that peanut looks edible and will have some nutritional value

*sharts in bun*

looks delicious

>implying thats a school lunch

>he doesn't know what Tommy burgers are

get fucked yuropoor, you'll never know what a real chili burger is

We had all kinds of good shit when I was in school, I feel sorry for the kids today.

Why would you ever send your kids to public school?

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>how do we fix american school lunches?

Implying that by typing "how do we fix" you're...

A. Going to get off your ass to do anything
B. Thinking that by discussing what to do you would accomplish anything.

the trick is to cook the meat till stringy and then use it as a sort of dietary fiber

this is the American secret that allows us to eat nothing but red meat and still not become constipated

Why don't kids pack their own lunch from home? That's what we do and it works great.

no its not i would eat that peanut but i wouldn't touch op pic related with a ten foot pole

Good restaurants near schools? My friends and I used to sneak out during lunch period every day to grab something to eat at a pizza place nearby. They made subs and pasta along with a whole menu with nothing but chicken on it, you could even get a pretty decent salad for around 3 bucks. Schools should really try to branch out to places around them rather than buying pallets of mystery meat, kids get out of school for a little bit and get some decent grub.

Get the government out of the educational system.

Why aren't you a real country?

Notice OP's pic.

>"We will give them grinded meat"
>"Fuck! Cutlery and plates cost money, either with the washing or if they are made of plastic"
>"Lets wrap all in a piece of paper with two pieces of bread and call it a sandwich"

Oh boy! Smells american.

>when michelle takes a shit on your plate

Sloppy Joes, but done badly.

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looks like the rotten asshole of a road kill skunk

Funny how they want kids to eat healthy and then give them the most unhealthy processed trash known to man.Glad that my private school served nothing but fast food for lunch.Fuck (((public school))).

FPBP

OP pic looks like something only a scat fetish degenerate would eat. Kids would be better off chewing on boot leather than eating that diarrhea burger.

Women shouldn't work outside the home. They should prepare healthy school lunches daily for their children.

>Poo in bum

Have no lunch. Make everyone Intermittent fast until they go home.

Bring your own? Never understood why parents pay 100 dollars a semester for shit food. It's not that hard or expensive to make a delicious BLT

Bring your own?
As a kid I loved the idea since slices of bread are boring. But looking at the crap that is served, it might not be a bad idea after all.

>The meat is also 20 to 30% fat
>They didnt even compressed it to a hamburger
>It costs money

My sides! In the future, american public schools will line up the students and use a cattle feeding systems. No need for people, it just drops food on a timer.

Probably tastes descent

But muh kids relying on cheap lunch programs for foods because there ain't no food at home until the EBT comes in the mail for the monthly lobster and Doritos dinner.

Tommy's is based

i tried to investigate, but my computer caught something.

I never thought I'd see the day where food literally looks like dog shit. Some of the food here in sopa de macaco land came close, but fuck

might try again sometime

That looks like Tommy's Burgers though.

That's definitely from a restaurant

i almost didn't notice it top kek

UMA

What the fuck. Thanks Obama?

>how do we fix american school lunches?
Make people feed their own fucking kids.

It is Tommy's, it's not a school lunch, OP is a faggot, and anyone not saging this thread needs to die (including you).

my school lunch used to have something called italian dunkers. it was a hot dog bun opened flat with shredded cheese toasted on it and a cup full of dipping sauce that looks like OP's pic.
>mfw I used to look forward to that day because it was the best thing they served

It looks like barbacoa, one of the most delicious Mexican style meats

Her "Healthy Hunger Free Kids Act" needs to be repealed. There's nothing wrong with funding lunches, but the the "guidelines" for what to serve are absurd. The kids are literally dumping full trays into the trash. It's not food they paid for, and it's disgusting, so into the bin it does. Some schools that tried to stay within the guidelines by serving actual food, like "whole fruit" (uncut apples, for example) had to stop because the kids were either throwing it at each other or clogging toilets with it. School foodservice is largely a big scam now. They exist not to serve kids, but to exist as a big business. It is hopelessly monetized. Government money comes in, and cafeterias are largely contracted out now to large food companies. They don't care that the food is thrown away - They just care about keeping government money flowing in.

Love you too, kisses.

I'd take the nut. Atleast that looks edible.

>clearly not a school lunch
>HEY GUYZ HOW WE FIX DIZ?

Fucking retard.

this looks like shit and I would never eat that

Yea u and sister are going to take the nut alrite

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what the fuck even is that?
you all laughed at jamie oliver, you could have prevented this

>reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/4bzrw4/chili_burgers/

Its from reddit. The philosophy is the same though. They are worse than Mcdonalds.

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Hire private companies to provide for them instead of school cafeterias. Have companies bid for the contract and require the health department and USDA to preform regular inspections.

Also, stop hiring blacks because they are the ones letting this slop through.

The only good food my school has was fucking breakfast and the hotdogs and pizza and the asian salad they served.The rest was deformed trash.

At my school the only stuff worth eating was the lunch you brought from home. You filthy poorfag

Looks like a Tommy's burger, we call em baby diapers here in SoCal, good chili

i like jamie oliver.

I did bring lunch from home, sometimes I didn't have time to make it or I forgot about it so I tried whatever the fuck they made.

cannibalism

Bring your own

underrated

I feel bad for kids who had what is, no doubt, the most miserable lunch experience since the depression era. Untold millions are wasted every year on food that goes straight into the trash. When I was growing up, we had "pizza day" and it was understood as a treat, and it was actual pizza, and not this low-fat cheese stuff that is rubbery and greasy. We had hot meal options, and a salad bar. Sure, you always had that one retard that spent his lunch money on two ice-creams and a carton of milk, but most kids did eat their food, and they weren't fat. Back then there was a "you so poor" stigma and "hahaha u mommy made ur wunch for u" stigma, but still, a lot of kids brought bagged lunches. Today what passes as "food" in the schools is terrible. Oh sure, if you live in a rich district, you get your fancy hummus and fresh fruit salads. You live in a poor area? Prepare for a lunch of highly processed, "turkey used instead of beef," "low fat cheese," "bleached whole wheat flour" inedible garbage. It's literally like making sushi out of crisped kale, cauliflower rice, and fish-flavored chicken - Once you replace EVERYTHING, it is no longer what it was supposed to be in the first place.

Trail mix and pemmican to imbue the youth with frontier spirit.

What if you're in the bumfuck middle of the country, where every building has a mile between each other?

Nothing looks wrong to me

Americans are so lazy even their food comes predigested.

t. Cletus

More a like nigger, considering they actually eat this slop.

Based Tommys

nut is slang for cum. So when you said you'd take the nut, you were basically just asking for someone to make a cum in you joke

When I was in Highschool there was a soda machine in every hallway. I'm not even kidding, Pepsi and Coke were in this constant struggle of who could sell there, and the machines were always state of the art, and prices were low. The absolute cheapest lunch you could buy was a slice of Domino's Pizza, and a basket of McDonald quality french fries.

When I was in Middleschool the cheapest thing you could buy was a gas station quality cheeseburger, and fries. They did install a salad bar, but then hiked the prices.

When I was in Grade School, I can't remember what the cheapest option was, but I remember there was breakfast. If you got there early enough, they still had breakfast pizza. I remember it being fucking delicious. Instead of marinara sauce, there was gravy. So it was gravy, sausage, and cheese. I miss those fucking pizzas.

None of those items were good for my weight, but I guess if you're going to eat extremely unhealthy, it's best to do it when you're young and active.

The breakfast pizza with sausage on it?Those things were fucking good man.

>shows pic of southern strip mall cafeteria food
>school lunches

Why are Euros so retarded? I only wish they'd had XXXL size sloppy joe's like that at school years ago.

this is the shill way, 'how do we'
more than likely just leftypol trying to be gay and succeeding

Baked French Fries?

How the fuck can you bake fries? They wouldn't be fries they'd be bakes.

Holy fuck that triggers me!

Brap in Bap.

Hole on Roll.

what's wrong? it is delicious

t.hamburger

Baked french fries can be good if you make them right.My school served soggy fries with absolutely no salt.

w-what is that?

why do they serve lauren southern's stretched pussy for lunch in american schools?

>I know you kids like em nice and sloppy!
>Stop it lady, you're scaring us!

For real though sloppy Joes with manwhich sauce is pretty good as a guilty pleasure every now and then

Actually, most of us prefer solid stool.
Diarrhea degenerates are disgusting.

They might taste fine but they're NOT FUCKING FRIES.

FRYING THEM MAKES THEM FRIES!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEE

Privatize them.
I remember several years ago my high school started to let Chic-fil-a sell their chicken sandwiches a few days of the week. Those few days they came no one ever bought anything from the school lunch line. Public sector literally cannot compete.

In na "fries" basically mean thinly sliced potato. Baked "fries" are actually quite healthy in comparison to true "fries" and kids don't know the difference.

YOU KNOW TO MUCH GOY!