Brit/pol/ - Based honk edition

>Labour would take Britain out of the EU single market, Jeremy Corbyn says
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-labour-eu-single-market-jeremy-corbyn-leave-customs-union-immigration-maastricht-a7855621.html

>EU and Britain fail to reach agreement on half of issues in Brexit talks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/21/eu-and-britain-fail-to-reach-agreement-on-half-of-issues-in-brexit-talks

>'F**KING HORRIBLE MORNING' Moment vile Britain First thugs call rapper (((Professor Green))) a c*** as he tries to film protest
thesun.co.uk/news/4075848/professor-green-abused-britain-first-rochdale-protest/

>Britain will allow some EU citizens with criminal records to stay after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/britain-will-allow-eu-citizens-criminal-records-stay-brexit/

>Migration policy risks being made in the dark, peers warn
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40674332

>Jeremy Corbyn: Student debt write-off not a commitment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697326

>Anjem Choudary moved to specialist new 'jihadi jail' unit for extremists
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/23/anjem-choudary-moved-specialist-new-jihadi-jail-unit-extremists/

>Ruth Davidson calls for Conservatism 'reboot'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40699161

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cnbc.com/2017/07/25/north-korea-threatens-merciless-blow-to-us-as-data-shows-moscow-aiding-regime.html
bbc.co.uk/news/health-40719743
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>inb4 20 other threads

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Maitlis looking fine on Newsnight

Fuck gays and trannys (not that way)

Reading.

>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statute of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800), Reform Acts (1832, 1867, 1884), Representation of the People Act (1928, 1949, 1969), Parliament Acts (1911, 1949), Government of Ireland Act (1920), Irish Free State Act (1922), Irish Free State Constitution Act (1922), Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act (1927), Statute of Westminister (1931), His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act (1936), Life Peerages Act (1958), House of Lords Act (1999), European Communities Act (1972), European Union Act (2011), Northern Ireland Constitution Act (1973), Human Rights Act (1998), Scotland Act (1998, 2012, 2016), Wales Act (1998, 2006, 2014), Northern Ireland Act (1998), Freedom of Information Act (2000), Political Parties, Elections & Referendums Act (2000), Civil Contingencies Act (2005), Constitutional Reform Act (2005), Constitutional Reform & Governance Act (2010), Fixed-term Parliaments Act (2011), Succession to the Crown Act (2013), For Scotland, Laws of the Brets (1124), the Declaration of Arbroath (1320), the Claim of Right Act (1689) and for Wales, the Statute of Rhuddian (1284).


>Darcy v Allein (1603), the Case of Prohibitions (1607), Bushenl's Case (1670), Cf. Rex v Filer (1722), Bluet v Needs (1736), Rex v Gardner (1739), Malloch v Eastly (1744), Wingfield v. Stratford, (1752), Entick v Carryington (1765), Wingfield v. Stratford (1752), cf. Rex v. Dewhurst (1820), Tulk v Moxhay (1848), Hadley v Baxendale (1854), Rylands v Fletcher (1884), Foakes v Beer (1884), The Moorcock 14 P.D (1889), Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company (1893), Rex v Meade (1903), Rex v. Smith (1914),

>being either a gerrycuck or a blackpill

>...Dunlop Pnuematic Tyre vs Selfridge and Co. Ltd (1915), A-G v De Keyser's Royal Hotel Ltd (1920), Donoghue v Stevenson (1932), Central London Property Trust Ltd v High Trees House Ltd (1947), Associated Provincial Picture Houses Ltd v Wednesbury Corporation (1948), Hedley Byrne v Heller (1963), Fagan v Metropolitan Police Commissioner (1969), Ramsay vs IRC (1982), Furniss v Dawson (1984), Factortame case (1990), Revill v Newbury (1996)

>Other reading: A. V. Dicey, Introduction to the Study of the Law of the Constitution, (8th Edn., London 1931), Edward Coke, The Fourth Part of the Institutes of the Laws of England (1628; this edn. London 1747), William Blackstone, Commentaries on the Laws of England (Oxford 1765), Cf. S. Halbrook, That Every Man be Armed: The Evolution of a Constitutional Right (Albuquerque 1984), James Pateson, Commentaries on the Liberty of the Subject and the Laws of England Relating to the Security of the Person (London 1877), Craik-Henderson "The Dangers of a Supreme Parliament", Statute of Northampton (1328), , 1908 Pistols Act, and the 1920, 1937, 1968, 1988, and 1997 Firearm Acts.

When will brit/pol/ learn?

Brit/pol/ is for headpats and honkposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gv4eLKTp6fI

Stuck in bed beside my gf again
She gets up at 6 for work and I sleep in until 1, and stay up all night shitposting here

What a world

>the absolute state of british conservatism

To wet my willy was my toil
Alas, my plan, it has been foiled
Upon it grow a fleet of boils
Its crisp and clean aesthetic spoiled

STOP EATING KEBABS

This would be my fear.
Need based insomniac gf.

So is Brexit happening or not?

Signed up for OkCupid lads...

Some utter fucking degenerates on it. We need death camps in this country sharpish.

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What does /britpol/ think of him?

I miss my cat :(

post feet

POST HER FEET

I've such a terrible weakness for big hips, shooped or not.

Stop telling us about her every night if you aren't going to post her tits or feet.

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Its too dark
And she's under a blanket

Also I don't want to
So no

pats

Actually seems like a genuine decent fellow. Just a shame he was deluded on the EU project. He was regarded as quite bland in his day but Theresa May makes him look like a rockstar she's that dull.

Britpol is doomed. We know longer honour those who made memes before us. We've forgotten our past. I barely ever see old memes on pol anymore, those great men and all their talent and for what? So we can throw it all away? Now we even have openly gay immigrants making threads and noone bats an eye lid. No this will not do. If you aren't anonymous I tell you, throw away your titles because you're leading the people astray. But perhaps that isn't realistic. No, what we need is an overman to come and lead the masses in the right direction and revive the old spirit of britpol. This is necessary if we ever want to produce memes of a high caliber ever again. Otherwise we WILL perish. Sure there'll be a board but it won't be recognisable as britpol to anyone.

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Why do lefties hate white families?

Post pic of kitter

>not having feet pics saved already

It's like you don't want to appreciate the female form.

tfw no gf

I'm just gonna have a go at making a bf out of some guy I hooked up with back in Easter-time, when I get back to uni.

I struggled a long time with being gay. There's a lot more damage being done than a stable fag relationship.

I want to know what the fuck will happen to all the vintage cars or tank owners

If you have the capability to be a benevolent strong tripfag with the spirit of the old britpol to lead the masses of anons in the right direction. Do it now or forever hold your peace.

Got attacked by a group of Catholics on my way to the store, I managed to fight them off but not without great difficulty and struggle.

Leftists hate families in general but they have a special reserved hatred for white ones because of muh institutional racism and shieet

I'm autistic ignore me

We need YKTD back
He called out anonymongs and mummy may posters all day everyday
And always steered the conversation back to politics

T-thanks, is this Kanna-chan poster desu?

You forgot your trip rightly so.

>this

>edition.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/north-korea-threatens-nuclear-strike-us/index.html

>cnbc.com/2017/07/25/north-korea-threatens-merciless-blow-to-us-as-data-shows-moscow-aiding-regime.html

I want Not Bomber Rimmer to instruct Rightly So on how to have sex

Godspeed lad.

>Kanna-chan

Move and survive.

Somewhere there is a new place starting that will feel like oldpol felt to us then. We just have to find it.

S-sorry desu, you tricked poor potato. . .

PATS NOW brit/pol/. Brexit depends on it.

>And always steered the conversation back to politics
Really it's only this that needs doing - but whenever people try to bring up political points of discussion, they're ignored. All YKTD did was engage people who made half an effort, literally anyone else could do that.

tbqh, the solution to the tripfag problem is, to some degree yktd. Once he left they proliferated. They are wailing, waiting for their father to return home.

Why don't you pat my dick you submissive little fuck?

YKTD was annoying as every other tripcunt when he was here. You're viewing him through rose tinted glasses.

And I want them to record it

Pats for brexit

But this is OUR board, this is where our ancestors produced their finest memes. You are the descendant of years of britpol posts and you want to abandon it now? You dishonour the quality of your ancestors and reveal your cowardice.

G-goodness trigfag-senpai, I just want my head patted. . .

>I have daddy issues: the post
Not sure whether to feel sorry for you or hit on you.

There are better places
But I'm addicted to the speed of Brit/pol/

Outer/pol/ used to have speed and decent content but it has become unusable
If infinity chan was faster id probably spend more time there

*dabs back into my thread*

how are we all doing senpais...?

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Brit/pol/ got anime'd and Mick'd long ago. Your ancestors' ways have been replaced with based Honkposting and headpats.

Oh... no I just meant a conversation...

Oh, right...of course.

blair did nothing wrong

>going to blackpool pleasure beach in august with the lads
>never been on a roller coaster before

Fuck

>being this new
Friendly reminder that Brit/pol/ has always belonged to Triplords.

M-marvellous thread desu Honky.

He stepped down
Bad move
He should have pushed to overthrow the monarchy and establish himself as an emperor

There's better content and less leftists shills. But there are a great deal of morons too. I had an argument with one guy who insisted that skin heads were great for the far right because 'they embody what the leftists fear'.

Enjoy

Go on the Big one and the RAF flyer thing. I get weak at the knees at the sight of coasters but those two are brilliant.

Well lets not be too hasty and rule anything out

>blackpool

>never been on a roller coaster before

The fuck? You must have a had a boring childhood. I went on my firsy roller coaster when I was about 8.

>blackpool pleasure beach
It's so shit though.

agreed potato-kun

Where's Rightly? Can you ask Hitchens on twitter whether he now regrets or at least feels bad about taking part in a demonstration outside Oxford Town Hall in protest against Enoch Powell's immigration views? Cheers lad.

We could revive the old memes but people don't really believe in them anymore, those times have past. Our posters have become sexually immoral, weak and cowardly and those old memes only serve as a reminder of their own cultural failings. There will be no renaissance, no-one is studying the methods of producing the old memes anymore. Our finest minds produce nothing but feelsposts, maybe it's too late and there is going to be no saviour. YKTD was better than all of us put together and he was not good enough to stop this, what chance do we have now the situation has gotten even worse. Dark times indeed.

I tried to pop them one by one
To send them back where they came from
But when at last I'd cleared my bone
In their place many more had grown

Oh mercy mercy, wretched me
My willys not what it used to be
I wish I'd listened to wizards past thirty
And stayed away from the eternal roastie

So now I languish in lament,
Wondering where those gay days went
Could it be my willy's spent?
Or could it be saved if I repent?

>yfw he's 7

Fuck my life

bbc.co.uk/news/health-40719743

This is proof that we need to import fertile young men from across the mediterranean.

fuwa fuwa yuru yuri fuwa fuwa uu sanhai!
Brit/pol/ is for anime

Headpat posts long replaced 2am posts of shopping lists and snack boxes. Embrace the honk.

>on Tinder
>see this

Into the trash.

No, thanks.

How's she cuttin Tit/pol/?

Vertically.

based 'user'
>british women

"I dont see what's wrong with Mcdonalds"
>Sees "shoes"
FML

What is with that "I smell something bad" look roasties take as profile pics? Is it to hide their double chins?

thanks honk

Yep.

These apps should mandate that users post a picture in their underwear, stood normally from the front, back and both sides and that they should have their passport/license photo and a profile shot from either side.

>not using easy throw away mcshoes

They're literally superior to normal shoes in every way
And they come with a free burger

^
That or just take a photo that is a smile or neutral even, not that suck on a lemon look.

Lads I bought Tinder Plus, so far no joy though.

Should I just fake my pic and photoshop it to fuck?

More and more I believe we are entering into the prophesied Kali Yuga never to produce good memes ever again. The only power we had was our memes, we colonised twitter and facebook and we brought them here to mass produce memes for us. But now they feel they have just as much right to the high culture that our ancestors created as we do ABSURD. We've lost our identity and respect for our ancestors, we no longer revere pepe the frog like we used to, pepe was the reason we were able to colonise twitter in the first place. The facebook and twitter users ruined pepe and degraded him and now he is seen as something actively negative, something 'cringy'. How many oldfags would feel comfortable posting a pepe image here now? It's all so backwards and wrong.

Post your pic and bio and I'll help you