/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ZUCKERBERG 2024 EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Rally in Youngstown OH 7/25/17
youtu.be/ZvFs8elSOOY (RSBN)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Salute to American Heroes 7/25/17
youtube.com/watch?v=cPvrewHeOGQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania departing for OH rally 7/25/17
youtu.be/znHUrsxzOMo
>Pres Trump/PM Hariri (Leb) press conf 7/25/17
youtu.be/Z6M3hfUyUSk
>Pres Trump meeting w/Hariri 7/25/17
youtu.be/tp0mGL23MYM
youtu.be/H3x5qlfuND4
>State Dept Press Brief 7/25/17
youtu.be/4oF063Fmfco
>Pres Trump arrives at Scout Jamboree 7/24/17
youtu.be/cNJMbGfkfnM
>Pres Trump speech to the Hitl--Boy Scouts of America 7/24/17
youtu.be/16Ge_HEeIuI
>Pres Trump/HHS Sec Price/VP Pence statement on Healthcare 7/24/17
youtu.be/5Mh7dN_h0Ok
>Jared (((Kushner))) statement 7/24/17
youtu.be/Ea-dAV0n9S4
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

MAGA

The dems are done.
examine digits.

no joe posting

When will you accept that Zuckerberg will be president in 2024?

>They call him:

>AMNESTY GRANTER!

>BANKRUPTCY HAVER!

>PUSSY GRABBER!

>HE WONT GET MY VOTE FROM ME, NO!

April Lorenzen
Crowdstrike
Fusion GPS

Examination completed

checked

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Kellyanne loves me.

Digits check out.

Post the real Zuck ones, not the edits

Hero

There's a rumor that if a /ptg/ gets beyond the 300 post bump limit, the face of Lori Klausutis' killer will appear.

This is an interesting development.

ONE OF US

Reminder that:
>Joe didn't know that MSNBC was using him to set up Trump
>Joe tried to clear Trump's name after he fucked everything up by not disavowing David Duke
>Joe only shilled against Republicans because Hillary forced him to at gunpoint
>Joe doesn't know what happened to Lori
>Lori committed suicide
>Bill Clinton killed Lori
>Joe saw Lori lock herself in his office, but it couldn't be opened from the outside
>Joe only found out Lori was dead when he opened his office door and found her body
>Joe didn't know he had a son
>Lori disappeared with his son
>Joe never made his son give Podesta head
>Joe only made his son suck Podesta's dick because he wanted to
>Donald Trump is obsessed with revenge and hunted down Hillary to kill her campaign like a blood crazed animal
>Joe didn't know who hacked John Podesta's gmail account
>Joe helped Trump more than anybody else, by telling him Russia hacked Podesta's gmail account
>Donald Trump should have been the one resigning

spoopy

That guy has a great jaw

>On Election Day, Trump’s forecasting model indicated that he probably wouldn’t make it. Some of his advisers said his odds of victory were 30 percent; others went as high as 40 percent. At least one adviser said, “It will take a miracle for us to win.”

>And then the world turned upside down.

It's true, all of it

What a time to be alive

I love Kellyanne.

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Nigger "music
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

I laughed.

>renting
>roommates parents own the place
>notice a water leak last week
>point it out
>roommate says it's not a big deal
>start noticing signs of water damage on the ceiling
>point it out
>roommate ignores it
>every day it gets worse
>keep pointing it out every single time
>roommate brushes it off
>large chunk of the ceiling just fell off
>only now does my roommate decide to call someone

BIG IF TRUE

Oh shit lads, the Dems and MSM regrouped big league. They have a brand new, fail proof strategy, SURE to get Drumpf out of office this time.

>LIES!!!!1
>ALL LIES!!!!!11!!

You have a contender.
Wanna bake now? If you do how long do you think you can go so I can check back in to make sure it didn't fall to shit.

How did the rally go, any nuggets, which networks covered it?

So how long does Sessions have?

>inb4 there_it_is.jpg

Who are you quoting? Why are you blogging?

keke

"I WANT TO BE RELEVANT REEEEEEEEEEE"

TIME CHECK: BEST TIME.

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>digits

>ecelebs
Fucking disgusting.

I just want (You)'s and to complain.

T-this is it.. the rise of Greg!

Of course they are, he's a jew, that's all he does

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Cool

my sides

Secret service shooting was NOT an accidental discharge

fox5dc.com/news/local-news/270085163-story

>No names

Just an address and time:
>1100 block of L Street at around 3:30 p.m. Tuesday

impeachment process now?

YAAAAAYYY

>Wanna bake now?
Sure.

>If you do how long do you think you can go
Couple hours probably.

I fucking hope so. I'm sick of being blueballed with hopes of the big enchilada happening. I want election-night happenings and salt where I can justify taking the day off work the next day to watch shit hit the fan.

I need to nut on her glasses.

say no more senpai

>rerout donations from a children's hospital
>cancel visit to a children's hospital

The holes in that mask make it look like he has a 5 'o' clock shadow.

You need to stop
It's getting ridiculous

I wish I could relive that night

AHHHHHHHHHH
GET IN HERE AND KEEP IT BUMPED!!!
WE CANT LET THIS BILL PASS
COULD POTENTIALLY NEUTER DJT POLITICALLY

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Thanks, my friend.

Anyone else feeling like we're making progress on redpilling the newfriends who came during the election?

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>6 gorillion threads of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA later

we doing this?

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wtf i hate loyalty now

Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack

>Tranny gets stabbed 111 times in the face because he didn't tell a military guy he was a tranny
>Someone says maybe the tranny should've told the murderer he had a dick
>Shitlibs chimp out and say it's not a tranny's responsibility to tell anyone about >HER dick

My god, they're stuck in a retard loop

Does anyone remember that story of the "dead" guy who was caught with a gun in Trump Tower? And it was never spoken of again?

You're welcome.

Why do liberals pretend to be associated with Boy Scouts now?
>our children

no

No, I think we're swamped with newfags and 2bits who can't think a step ahead.

Will the guillotine come back in style soon?
Maybe a parade is not the only thing Trump brought from France

>Does anyone remember that story of the "dead" guy who was caught with a gun in Trump Tower? And it was never spoken of again?
No. I don't.

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Get some sleep folks...

why is this kike always oily?

nice 88

Yes she's a unique cute
but come on user, you need to stop

Why do they pretend to have 8 year old children who know something about politics?

Suicide by omission imo

This shit is gold m8, kek.

those were fun

I do.

Only because you're asking nicely

>hitler youth

how? in what way? trump isnt shaping them he just talked to them once.

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Until Wray gets confirmed, then he's gone and it looks like Pompeo will take over the DoJ.

You could confuse the inside of Trump Tower and Élysée Palace

2 pair speaks the truth

He also brought back herpes.

it's from him sweating profusely. He doesn't want to make a wrong move while pretending to be human.

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I can't there are loud ass crickets outside.

virtue signaling. the only times they care about boy scouts is when they push their lgbt agenda on them

Dude, when people realize how short he is they wont vote for him. Same reason Howard Dean lost. Manlets dont win

I'm pretty sure the redditor style lefties would absolutely eat these Joeposts up. I can hardly believe they're written ironically sometimes.

Saved.

Yeah. Either a security guard or SS agent caught a man with a silenced pistol in Trump Tower and killed him. They found out his ID belonged to a deceased person and he was never publicly identified.

The story was completely dropped afterward and never spoken about again.

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