What the fuck is Merkel's major malfunction?

What the fuck is Merkel's major malfunction?

No feminine penis.

She's too intelligent and ambitious

Not having children; Adopting the whole of Africa.

Kill yourself

she hates the gays and wants muslims to come kill them

no 4th Reich

>I'm not really retarded, just play one on tv!

her mother-delusions.

whenever she talks and puts up this mother like, patronising tone I want to rip her head off.

She's a woman.

They probably have some dirt on her and force her to do what she is doing or maybe she really believes what they teached her in DDR.

Her only ambition is to destroy europe.

She puts her image before her country

Why would she want to destroy her own pet project?

She wants germany be on the right side of history so bad

She doesn't. Either she really believes in universal egalitarianism or they are blackmailing her with something from her past.

She is a Communist Polish Jew with a long family tradition of killing Germans. Thanks to the US (it's rumored she's born in the US), she is now chancellor.

Not even kidding.

>EU
>Germany's project
How young are you?

>her own pet project

Woman

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