Aus/pol/: May your fridge be full of coldies edition

Australia's seniors say the political correctness of millennials is ruining society
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ANU student leader James Connolly reveals he was sexually assaulted, speaks out to help others
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Labour-hire licensing bill pushed ahead by Queensland Government
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Gender pay gap: Australian women could be paid less than men for another 50 years
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How to make batteries that last (almost) forever
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Dr G Yunupingu: Indigenous musician found 'wasted away', friend says 'we owed him better'
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Storm Boy remake with actor Geoffrey Rush about to start filming in SA Coorong
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Fracking well site sits dormant as Origin waits on Northern Territory independent inquiry
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States support 10-year fire ant eradication plan for south-east Queensland
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>Dr G Yunupingu
kek

2nd for Islamic Republic of Australia

>Abo singer lives a degenerate drunken itinerant abo lifestyle
>Misses all his medical appointments and gets drunk instead
>It is whitey's fault when he dies young

yeah I know at, as if he's a dr.
fuck up

>so you all know what the edition title is about
youtu.be/xWvQULm9rUY

ABC insists on referring to him as "Dr" in their gushing obituaries.

And we're setting up a centrelink in Pakistan and sending you our finest from Punchbowl.

He had a PhD in alcoholism and road sleeping from noonga university.

Why aren't weak Australian men fertile and strong like the Arab men?

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Daily reminder Kike Kang is a gook

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you got me

I didn't say you were Kike.

oh, you or someone still memes that op's a gook

From my investigations Redgum user has no relationship to Kike King.

it's all a ruse mate, once I get you all accustomed with Redgum's nationalistic songs i'll slowly start pushing a few of their commie ones and slowly but surely through mere exposure you will all become better acquainted with ideals of unity above all else, especially something as infantile as "race" or "culture"
it's just soft manipulation and then you guys will embrace me for who I really am an asian AUSTRALIAN with a degree from an esteemed university, you will soon after long to know which user is I am and in my gracious servitude I will turn my namefag back on and you will all love me again and we will have a merry old time in discord.
but this is just a shitpost

As long as you keep making the nightly Aus/pol/ m8 I don't care if you are a chink spy.

the real ones only lurk, I reckon they would've amped up their time on the chans since they got on to the nsw drug ring

>Official Aus/pol/ Poster

>Australia's seniors say the political correctness of millennials is ruining society
>archive.li/lM9TW
Maybe they shouldn't have educated them into it then : youtube.com/watch?v=xa7hbj4RI00

You're doing God's work general user, it's appreciated.

A request though, greentext the headlines, it looks better.

had to look up if he was the same guy who made marching to zion
lol'd at pic related
I didn't want people to think I was the gook. i'll make it that way tomorrow

>Gender pay gap: Australian women could be paid less than men for another 50 years
>The federal public service has devoted significant resources to improving gender equality in recent years, including cultural training and blind recruitment.
lel i love this country.

We'll always think you're The Gook, nothing you can do about it m8.

I never even read the headlines. they slip right past.

you're not missing anything

If I owned a business I wouldn't hire females unless they had already had kids. The amount I see they get pregnant and never come back

that's the hardest bit
>eight stories containing a delicate balance of somewhat controversial, Sup Forums approved, rage intensifying and political based.
all for nothing

HOW YA CUNTS GOING
just had some beers with some cunts i haven't seen for a while, was good times.
what you faggots having for dinner? i had baked beans cause im poor as shit.

also fuck those fire ants, fucking eradication plan sounds good

IIRC unmarried women without children are actually paid more on average than men.

if i owned a business i'd be a sexist racist cunt just to make up for the the diversity quota bullshit around nowadays.

they would probably lock you up if you only hired white males

GET IN HERE NOW
AMERICA LOVES YOU NOW COME HELP YOUR BROTHERS
BUMP THIS SHIT OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEADS OFF OF YOUR BODIES AND FUCK YOUR FACE TO DEATH

shouldn't've spent so much of your neetbux on grog
how bad are the ants up there?

i work with 3 old white men, and nobody can do anything about it

yeah a small company can get away with it, but I think once you have over 100 employees then you gotta start getting cucked

lmao beers were free, im just a poor cunt on sickness allowance
Fire Ants are mostly controlled, lots of travel restrictions on certain areas for soil n shit. But majority of infestations have been eradicated. They still fuck your shit up if they get ya though.

oh absolutely you wouldn't last 2 days, even with far fewer than 100 employees. this country is already an over-regulated mess, and now with diversity quotes it'll be impossible in the future to operate a decent business of any kind. we dick around with this absolute nonsense while the Chinks work 18 hour days, don't pay taxes and ignore all the stifling regulations.

check out this spastic cunt
what a funny cunt

We need to launch an auspol operation to investigate the shot callers in Canadian politicians and larp to them asking them to take in the Nauru reffos and the Melbourne Sudanogs

whatd you lads think of tabasco kfc chicken?

Thanks for doing it for me fellow australian!

i reckon you fatties need to stop eating that (((global))) franchise bollocks

never got a chance to try it

What are you lads drinking tonight?

are you a pajeet or a raghead?

i liked it, though it seemed to in inconsistent with the tabasco flavoring

Water

Flip. Everyone else was a pajeet or a muzzie though. Seriously you guys have problems ahead of you.

Links dead, what's this from

we are one but we are many
honestly, you made my night had to show the missus we both had a chuckle

what if you just put Tabasco sauce on some hot and spicy chicken ?

>you guys
a-aren't you one of us now?

It's morning, I'm drinking black coffee.

great northern nigga

he deleted it though

>get call from ATO
>"there is a warrant for your arrest pay the fine now in itunes cards"
>go to store buy itunes cards
>text the ATO the codes to pay off your fine

Yeah I drink pretty much every night

similar but different the tabasco taste was marinated into the flesh

are these people fucking stupid?

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What ID?

possible mudscum m8s

he's right here if you want to talk to him

your names not really Mohammed though is it? I mean that really narrows it down to like a mere 1b people, don't you know saying your name on the interwebz is a no no

sounds good, did i miss the promotion period ? cant see shit on kfc website

Yes, but that does not make what is done to them acceptable. In fact it just makes it worse.

Oh great. 7:30 Report running a total propaganda piece on inequality.

Whole piece is a platform shill for Bill Shorten.

When does this shit end?

I never said scamming them was a good thing, I find it hard to believe anyone would like the ATO would take iTunes cards

when he gets in, then they'll push the greens unless the libs go full faggot

they even had video grabs of Corbyn in the fucking piece.

Then you do not understand the society you are living in very well and you should try and remedy that.

the average person is not very smart, and half of people are even dumber than average.

Now we have some matriarchal crone chortling with Leigh about her new book.

Wow, apparently its a left-leaning book. I wonder how she got it broadcast on ABC???

Daily reminder to chop your children's penises off if you haven't already.

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That is a woman, i-isn't it?

Yeah I am starting to notice it more. Worked night shifts for 15 years so I never saw how stupid the average person is. Some of the customers I have to deal with now make me want to bash my head against the wall. Ended up smoking again, gunna have to quit again but I'm waiting till I can take a month off work

How many do you smoke per day? what brand?

>can't afford dinner
>can afford bear
Australia.

yeah prob stopped a month ago lel

Smoke winfield blue work days 10 a day. Days off 3

>winfield blue
How stereotypical.

only one hole m8

Can we start a civil war soon please?

I either want to fix society or be dead.

I got FTTP nbn though so i can download all that hentai i always wanted
ah well i guess i better be quicker next time haha

10 bucks says they didn't even contact their accountant

Thoughts on the Cardinal Pell witch hunt?

who unironically want to kill themselves here

I drank fosters today and it made me think of you guys

you don't, you would've done it by now

get a hobby mate, start learning the piano or learn a language
fosters is nasty

i admit, the situation here is pretty fucked.

i have no idea how this overleveraged country is going to correct, but its gonna be painful.

would it be:
* economic correction?
* economic collapse?
* fascist population cull?
* war with other country that ends up reducing our population and resets populace/foreign debt
* general fizzing out / fade away like what apparently actually happened on Easter Island.

don't get me started. I don't think he would do anything like that, if you read his life story he set up a commission to help victims of abuse in the church and insisted victims sue.
pisses me right off

I've never drank a foster in my life

xe's posting from the other side.

babylon has set its sights on a target, screeched into action by ABC.

Just heard Bill Shorten on the radio saying they will not make a big political issue about the Matt Canaban issue. If a socialist isn't going for the jugular there has to be a reason. Could he be worried about Penny Wong and Sam Dastyari?

He was 7:30 Report given a free platform to push for fighting inequality and rewriting the rules for capitalism.

I have no idea how changing capitalism simply turns it into socialism-lite???

Who are the socialists and fifth column commies-in-disguise in australian politics lads?

what is with the media these days? they literally just did a story about lower spermcounts with out taking any circumstances into account.

maybe they want to do away with the rule and don't want people to dig this up later
going from an "understanding" platform on the issue to an accepting platform is an easier jump than from condemning it.

>see ad on tv for 'keeping up with the habibs, or whatever the fuck it's called
>white girl gets married to nigger

This is an Australian show btw

isn't that show men't to be a comedy?