> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class gaming entertainment
> world class animation
> third largest economy in the world
> no immigration problems
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> don't mutilate baby genitals
> zero sjw problems
> legal to own firearms
> legally own Sup Forums
Can you say the same about YOUR country?
you better keep it a secret, else i might just come over there and start the new hapa masterrace.
>bonges khan
>we nuked you twice
>we run your country
You mean no immigration period.
but why Japanese people don't fuck?
those hips should be illegal
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>bitches with no tits
economic flux + porn
It's not a problem though.
>lived in paper houses and walked around with swords before the white man showed them the way
you're welcome, gook!
Nigger what?
>legal to own firearms
What kind?
This is crucial to determining how free you are
>Hong Kong
>Japan
>Guess which one is a man
whats this about?
Maybe.
>> world class animation
Is anime Japan's only contribution to animation?
Stay based, Nippon
404: chin not found
Japan has the highest rate in condom sales. No-one wants a kid, too busy.
Japan is VERY degenerate
あんたは英語先生だね。
island nations were always playing on easy mode
>20 years of stagnating economy
Yeah, sounds like a good country
Fuck off and go rape a goat, Muhammad
Yes bear is only 80 cent
> legal sexual services
Only one "we" share. Overall the Netherlands is mid tier for a first world country I guess.
>guess which is a man
Now if y'all would just breed.
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can I come over and help you with the birthrates?
I'm white tall and hung.
Anime means animation created in Japan, user
Literally any animation from Japan is anime so yes.
all of them?
> longest life span in the world
maybe that's what has caused 30 years of economic stagnation
> lowest crime rate in the world
what are the yakuza
> world class food
most jap food is bland and boring
> world class transport network
you got me there
> world class electronics
japan is still obsessed with using fax machines everywhere and a large percentage of people still don't have smartphones
> world class education
most still can't manage to speak a sentence of english
> world class gaming entertainment
got me there again
> world class animation
fake news
> third largest economy in the world
not even top 5
> no immigration problems
what are ethnic koreans and why do they keep bringing family over
> beer cost $2
beer costs 500 yen (~$5) minimum at a bar, unless you're in a large city and then it's usually around 700-800. real beer is very expensive in japan, even in cans. unless you're talking about happoshu, which isn't beer.
> legal sexual services
legal but you'll get shaken down by yakuza when you leave
> don't mutilate baby genitals
too small to bother
> zero sjw problems
fake news
> legal to own firearms
false
> legally own Sup Forums
not something to be proud of
world class noise
>Celebrating manhood is degenerate.
Kys
>too busy
>literal wage salves working 14 hours per day to make a good appearance to your boss
>actually have a term for suicide due to overwork
Dis looks hot post maor pls
Second from left?
>Degenerate.
No, what you're seeing there is a open revolt to years of sexual repression. Fact is they need this type of counter-swing. Dudes ain't getting busy and lil' jap babies aint being born.
Japanese women do have boobs, but Anri's boobs are implants sculptured to perfection.
>still need US assistance when you faggots can't properly contain your radioactive materials
Enjoy your cancer, nip.
>legal to own firearms
Where are your semiautomatic rifles with 30-round magazines, Hideo?
>not even top 5
You could be retarded lad. It's at spot 3 like OP said. Your parents made a mistake
>nuke japs
>give them the glory of capitalism
>2017
>japs more capitalist than us
Yeah, but anime refers to a Japanese art style. Do they have any 3D animation to compete with Pixar or other western animation studios?
>> legal to own firearms
You don't need to post lies, OP.
Yeah Japan is pretty sweet man
>more capitalist than US
Yet poorer than the US
That's good, I hope they don't throw it all away by letting a bunch of non-Japanese people in their country to ruin their ethnic and cultural homogeneity.
That is because da Jew fear da Samurai
slide thread
You an own guns in Japan?
>chain smoke cigarettes
>still has highest life expectency in the world
glorious nippon genetics
I use to be obsessed with Japan then i realised that they are all ugly and there is like 1/100000000th of a chance of finding a hot one without makeup and a good body with fat tits.
Majority of Japs are incest looking ayy lmaos with fucked up teeth. The real beauties usually lose their virginity in highschool so even if you land one she's already been dicked by Akio.
>a fucking English teacher
can't wait for the "i hate Japan" thread in a month, david. life isn't anime. you're alone forever.
It's not. This larping nip is full of shit. You can own a .410 shotgun if you do the gorillion forms to buy it. Ammo is limited.
I think you can own other firearms but it would be enormously expensive. The only ones you could realistically own would be a 410 or an unspecified "hunting rifle" if you buy a license and register it with 9 different govt agencies.
It's the radiation
>> longest life span in the world
Can't trust that figure. The way Japanese social structure works, there are a lot of little old ladies who live with their even older mothers, and both get old-age pension cheques.
When the mother dies, the daughter doesn't report the mother's death to the authorities, and goes on collecting both pension cheques for another decade or two, because otherwise she'd lose her house or something. The same thing happens with little old ladies and their husbands.
It's obviously illegal, but nobody wants to be the one to make a little old lady lose her house. Japanese culture is concerned with order through harmony rather than strict rule following. It's more harmonious to let it slide.
So the Japanese statistics are full of people in their 90s and 100s who actually died in their 70s and 80s.
You see this also in the Fukushima nuclear disaster statistics, where they claim some huge death toll from the evacuation: families can claim disaster compensation funds for a death if they can attribute it to the disaster, even in an indirect way. Most of the "evacuation deaths" were very old people coming to the end of their natural lifespan, spread out over years after the evacuation, with their deaths attributed to "stress" from the evacuation.
>reddit spacing
>not knowing what a crime rate means
>thinking not speaking a foreign language means your whole country is full of morons (hilarious coming from America)
>thinking 0.5% of the country counts as an immigration problem (again hilarious coming from 60% and falling)
Other than that I can't really argue
>celebrate the penis
>it's a micro penis
jamaicans have a high life expectency and their healthcare is almost nonexistent its the weed maan
I'm married with 7 kids to three women
I ain't going anywhere
It's that's low fat diet where there's very little fast food consumed outside of bucket upon bucket of KFC during Christmas
>posting pic of fertility parade
>not posting examples of pedophilic jap cartoons
Great things are possible when you aren't infested with kikes and niggers.
I might come and invade your country with my white male semen.
Oh so you're a negroid.
I'd like to see that on a white woman since you know, we're animalistic sinners and all. Just saying! She better not be trans either! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
What are you even talking about.
Decimating currency doesn't mean 'Capitalism'.
If it's so good over there why are they so eager to kill themselves?
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Japan has one of the lowest birthrates in the world, and it also has one of the highest suicide rates in the world. Definitely nothing perfect about Japan.
Because women have the right to work and vote. Men don't get babies, women do. Take them away and the birth rate will rise
> longest MALE life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in europe
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class banks
> world class chocolate
> largest secret economy in the world
> beer cost $15
> legal sexual services
> don't mutilate baby genitals
> zero sjw problems
> legal to own firearms
> secretly own Sup Forums
suck it you nip faggot
I can't recall beer ever being that cheap in Nagoya... Which beer?
/thread
Japan won't sustain economic growth in long term.
It's falling. Falling fast.
間違えない
Well atleast im not a mongoloid.
>largest secret economy
?
Your only good things (food, anime and games) are exported here anyway.
>world class benis
this is a japanese
He meant shadow banking.
Switzerland is the better Germany but everything there costs at least twice as much as here. They charged me 10 SCHWEIZER FRANKEN for a Sausage and a Cola
Why? Are you trying to get me to move to Japan and fuck all your Asian women?
Gosh it does sound nice. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED MOTHER FUCKER! Yellow fever here I come!
Ninja economy, no one sees it
Jew gold doesn't smuggle itself friend.
Why the hell do asian chicks have radar domes
Did you already replace them with sex robots?
Japanese are cucks.
Can't even approach women.
Did you seriously order a coke with a sausage.
Better be a tasty sausage.
Not celebrating manhood, that would be something like fathers day. They are celebrating sex like retards.
You dont need to parade around penises to raise fertility rates. Just as bad as pride parades in the west.
Yet not in the rank 3 of happiest countries in the world, what gives? :^)
>thinking not speaking a foreign language means your whole country is full of morons (hilarious coming from America)
everyone in japan is required to study english from age 9 or 10 in elementary school until they graduate high school
so yes, studying something for ~10 years and not achieving any level of basic proficiency makes you a moron. sad!
>expect something good in Switzerland for 10CHF
>twice as much
BWHAHAHAHA, oh my poor innocent summer child...
Cao ni ma riben gou!
CHINA NUMBA ONE
>sad!
Is that you trump?