Which political ideology attracts master keys?

Let's figure this out pol.
>your age
>your slay count
>your ideology

I'll start:
>20
>4
>traditionalism

>27
>20-30
>Gnostic

bitches love it when you can stand by your principles. They want to be fucked and left, vast majority anyway.

Others who are more conservative are batshit crazy and you have to wade through knee deep levels of shit before you even fuck them.

>tfw youll never have a respectful girl that worships your cock. unless you have money also.

>23
>none
>i dont care

nihilists confirmed unfit for reproduction

>20
>2
>traditionalism

>24
>13, but about to get married
>tinfoil anti-nwo

Vodka drinking, wife beater, pussy slayer, squatting, tinfoil russian alex jones slav
21
5
Traditionalist

>23
>6
>Liberal

33
54
Moderately Conservative

>27
>0
>doesn't matter

>22
>2
>natsoc

>29
>6
>Traditionalism

>26
>1
>fascism

>28
>0
>ethno-nationalist libertarian

There's much more important things than sex.

>23
>3
>Nazism
I don't believe in high numbers either so I don't really care if its considered low.
First one was a high school girlfriend I thought I was going to marry.
Second one is my current girlfriend.
Third is a girl I fucked to get back at my girlfriend for being a whore.

>27
>0
>jew nwo aka gomunism :D

>22
>3
>Ethno-state NatCap

>21
>8
>libertarian, becoming fascist

>20
>17
>Radical Centrist

Nice datamining bitch. Everyone sage slide threads or drop redpills there instead.

>22
>0
>white mage

>master key

that argument is so fucking bad.

like where does it say a womans job is to keep dicks out of her?

Kill yourself.

>19
>1x∞
>Facist

Fuck I can't spell.

34
3
Nazi

Penises are locks.
Keys are vaginas.
Similar shapes do not a good metaphor make.

>30
>7
>almost militant white supremacy + american libertarianism (like founding fathers, constitutionalist, small government "don't tread on me" stuff)

most of the 7 were LTRs, 2 were one night stands after i had just gotten out of LTRs. i'm not really into one night stand stuff though.

didn't count a girl i dated for a while who just gave me blowjobs all the time but i never touched because i thought she was sort of filthy. also didn't count handjobs / blowjobs / fooling around stuff.

my experience is that racism really turns girls on hardcore, especially the most attractive ones. ugly bitches get all indignant and pissy about it, but 9s and 10s will approach you when no one is looking once they've heard you spout off a bunch of racist shit and basically just flat out fucking hit on you cuz they think you're a badass or some shit

>32
>2
>Anarcho-Capitalist Christian Traditionalism.

>12
>0
>Trumpist

>>your slay count
I assume it is how many partners I had in live and not how many people I killed right?
> 34
> 5
> libertarian
Also 4 kids, married for 10 years now.

Oh. I assumed it was number of people you've killed.

Well, female ducks do it, keeping the dicks from the right hole. So I expect human females to do that too.

42
Nat Sozi

>29
>4
>Moderate nationalist

I've been done with fucking women for years, they're not worth it.

Are you some kind of chink, reading from down to top?

No.
Why would you think that?

>19
>1
>traditionalism/natsoc

Well if you read left to right and top to bottom, then you saw the assumption first. But do you read left to right, but bottom to top, then you see the assumption after the number.

But on the other hand, that wouldn't make sense. My age would be libertarian then. Never mind.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW'S THE DISCIPLINED LIFESTYLE FASHY GOY?

>slay count
Down voted

fuck off this is important data. here's a redpill on your people.

>37
>120ish
>Grassroots Republican

I don't see any point in fucking a woman youre not going to marry/isnt already your wife.

If shes a virgin and youre in a relationship with her but 'not sure' then all youre doing is getting the girl to think youll be together forever and then ruining her for any other male.

If shes a slut then youre just feeding into sluts and rewarding them with cock.

>21
>0
>anarcho-syndicalism

>23
>10
>libertarian leaning

you're hedging in case your wife got a vaginoplasty before you started a family with her and she confessed to you later - if you're a master key you won't be as butthurt when you feel like a chump

>libertarian
>becoming fascist
You must be a very confused person

>lolbertarian
All the libertarians should also list how many dudes they've watched fuck their wives/gfs you degenerate faggots.

>20
>0
>Despotic Monarchy

you've banged less than a girl per decade, gtfo salty skinhead

53 +$$$$$$$$
100+
Conservative

Oh I see. It's a comprehension issue - perhaps lost in translation.
I should have written:
"when I did mine I had assumed that (the royal) you (as in everyone) was listing off the number of people they had killed, not the number of people they had had sex with."

It was a joke. One that clearly didn't work.

>25
>3
>Traditionalism

>21
>20
>Meritocratic White Nationalism

everyone knows guys have no control but women are expected to keep their fucking legs closed especially since they are the ones who choose their mates!

SO, YES, YOU ARE A FUCKING SLUT IF YOU FUCK MORE THAN 1 GUY IN YOUR LIFE! NO ONE WANTS TO DIVE INTO THAT SHIT HOLE WHEN IT STILL STINKS OF A NIGGER

>18
>0
>Conservatism

>20
>0
>National liberalism

and why would it matter to humans how ducks procreate?

I'm familiar with that one - I'm the one quoted up top in it. But thank you and I retract the "bitch" part, just reeked suspiciously of yet another mining run.

Don't be down about it, I am just a bit slow, having obtained a cylinder of laughing gas and steadily emptying it. I have also severe problems with the picture puzzles.

Do you find yourself better or worse than a duck?

>43
>40ish
>constitutionalism

>18
>1
>not being a degenerate hypergamous cockcarousel enabling retard

No National Socialist calls their ideology "Nazism". Do you read books?

worse at swimming or flying...

>all these pseudo traditionalists
you guys do understand you have to open a book for that right

You guys need to step up your game.
Seriously.

didnt mean to quote

no worries, can you give me more knowledge on the matter? I made that one lol

Is this also you? If you're the based germanon spreading the truth about our people I salute you

And at warding of dicks, are you better than ducks? Think hard, female ducks have sometimes 10 male partners at the same time.

>50
>200
>trans-black ghost nazi

33
10-20
Libertarian (classic)

>19
>1 and the local town whore
>European national socialism traditionalism

>20
>0, i cuddled with and fingered a girl that i had a crush on once. still have thoughts about her
>i want to protect white people, other than that i don't really care. originist christianity/gnosticism are interesting

national socialism is revolutionary, how the fuck are you both traditionalist and revolutionairy

Because

>tfw Sup Forums still labels the National Socialist flag as "Nazi"

42
13
Mingetarian

Lol my id this time is a keeper.

>18
>0
>nationalist non-marxist social democracy

> 27 and 363 days.
> 4 to 6, not entirely sure, yay alcohol
> Traditionalism

32
Stopped counting after 30
Nice guy national socialism

>23
>1 (marriage)
>Knight of Edessa

>20
>0 (am a lock)
>traditionalism i guess

20
4
NatSoc

23
5 (more if you count sexual acts) and could 1 up this weekend
Eurasian NazBol

>32
>29
>Starship Troopers

>Eurasian

Kys nip.

>18
>1
>classical liberal

32
24
Agnostic hater of isms

>35
>0
>Liberal

>25
>11
>Agnostic, although I lean to the scientific

>22
>upwards of 50
>whatever allows me to keep doing what the fuck I want

Yup, that's also me. Salute right back at you and pic related.

Well, more knowledge is kind of catch-all - what would you like to know?

>21
>1
>Minarchist / AnCap leaning

25
6
White Sep/NS

(OP)
>26
>0
>disregard females, acquire currency

>18
>3
>nacional socialism