Ask a communist anything

Ask a communist anything

you scared of heights?

cut or uncut?

Why are commies so god damn beta?
I have never seen a modern communist that is even remotely alpha
The girls are even more alpha than the males

You have disgraced your homeland

No
Cut, but by my own choice

Would you rather commit suicide or kill yourself?

why?

I assume you think to be alpha you need to shoot guns, be a pretentious chad, and rape women.

To answer the question all I can say is. I'm certainly not beta. And plenty of my comrades are not betas either

Do you live on a commune?
If no why not?

Why are you a nigger. I see your nigger thumb, explain yourself.

How is communism possible in a globalized US?

The means of production are overseas.

Banks wealth is in 1s and 0s and transferable with a mouse click.

Woo one would want to eat at The People's McDonald's because the drooling monkeys at the counter are now in charge.

This is like a reset button and lots of people are going to try and kill you for what little or lot they have.

Because it's still better then most of the shit holes that actually tried and failed to implement your ideology.

Lol what the fuck. You couldn't act more like a self-hating faggot even if you tried.

I have a similar flag, but communism is fucking aids.

You clearly don't remember even the 90s, let alone the 80s.

Beta detected

I doubt this you weak faggot

Do you fear the nigger samurai?

Gas or firing squad?

Yes goy, it will surely work this time! remember who get's gulaged first: rich and upper middle class

Why does Sup Forums shot on leftists for Harry Potter political memes, but loves vidya political memes?
I'd never commit suicide, so I guess kill myself (on accident) would be more likely
Because it's fair? Because it's the best way to achieve world peace? Because it is inevitable in a increasingly techno world?

Does your mom know you're gay?

Do you prefer feet First or head first?

Alright, I'll bite
1. Why are you a communist?
2. Do you have a job?
3. What is the financial situation of either you or your parents?
4. Do you have aspergers?

She's still doing his laundry, of course she does. Moms know everything.

How do you feel about NazBols? Have you come to the conclusion that Stalin did nothing wrong and was killed by Jewish doctors?

How is the sixth grade going?

Is the PRC the best model for communism seeing that every other communist revolution has failed?

>This... this made me laugh

>Because it's fair?
Why should anyone but the weak cari about fairness?
>Because it's the best way to achieve world peace?
By violently seizing the means of production?
> Because it is inevitable in a increasingly techno world?
Wasn't it suppose to be inevitable in the industrial world?

Aren't you too young to be on this website?

Why won't you kill yourself?

>Ask a middle schooler anything.

Harry Potter memes =/= vidya meme just posted because the people who use HP memes Unironically use them as a comparison with real world events where as the user who posted that was just using it for the quote

Sort of, I live with 7 other people in a 2 bedroom apartment
Full globalization is necessary in the long run. One world government will increase productivity and allow everyone to prosper

haha rape women? what the fuck are you talking about? just shut the fuck up you sound like a complete and utter faggot and you dont even know it

>Sort of, I live with 7 other people in a 2 bedroom apartment
Do you all run a business together?
If no why not?

I name the Jew!

How old are you?

Under fuckin rated.
Nice, leaf

>Full globalization is necessary in the long run. One world government will increase productivity and allow everyone to prosper
Why do you cunts view people solely as economic units? You don't see the spiritual needs of the people whatsoever

>Full globalization is necessary in the long run. One world government will increase productivity and allow everyone to prosper
Internationalism can only work in a world of socialist nations engaging in cooperation and respecting national sovereignty and borders. What you're describing is utopianism.

...

Would you accept your role as a poor beet farmer in a cold climate for the greater good?

This is a valid statement
This

Are you disabled?

this is literally the most Jewish persona I have ever read, on or off of Sup Forums.

Good effort.

> Cut, but by my own choice
Why would you do such a thing to yourself?

No what he is describing is a one world Stalinist dictatorship ran by UN and Merkel and co which is looming darkly in the horizon.

Why has communism failed miserably in every nation it has been tried--from the USSR to China to Cuba to Vietnam to North Korea to Cambodia to Venezuela-- piling up ~150-200 million corpses.

Were none of those "real communism?"

>>I'm a commie AMA
>are you disabled
I have a question for you. Are you retarded?

Nice trips mein Jude.

So under communist rule:
When you finish school you have to go work wherever they want you and do whatever they assign you, or else your disobedience will be met with hash punishment. Even if they assign you a job some shithole very far away from your family and friends like in Siberia. Basically you are their slave.
If you try to do anything even remotely entrepreneurial no matter how minor or small, they put you in prison.
You'll be a slave in abject poverty forever and it's impossible to work for anything better because there is absolutely no way to escape.
Why would anyone want that?

Merkel would be killed for being a bourgeois rat. There would be no need for a UN and Stalin did nothing wrong.

>Do you all run a business together?
If no why not?

Because commies don't work? Because profit is evil? Because they already have income through their trust funds?

That's the joke you big fat nothingburger.

it's a valid question. Most commies (who became commies online) are seriously neurotic and jealous of other people.

Why do you believe in a system thought up by a greedy and subversive Jew?

Greetings comrade.

How do we redpill the masses?

If he did nothing wrong then how come he was assassinated before he could gulag all the jews in soviet union?

Allow the contradictions of capital become too obvious for them to ignore. Full acceleration baby.

Ehh, it's hard to detect tone on the internet
I was implying that commies are disable.d

hello scholomo

Good point, this is what REDpilled me

op here, switching to my laptop, sucked trying to respond on my iphone

not a nig, as an american we all have a little nigger in us, even the "whites"
i was born in 93 so....
no
firing squad if i had to choose. assuming you mean how i would want to die
im not gay actually, im like a 2 on the kinsey scale
>do you prefer feet
thats all i read before having to go and jerk off because i am a footfag
1. how else will the world continue to advance without total cooperation?
2. yes, shift manager at BevMo
3. parents own a home, are probably lower middle class in california. i live in apartment with a bunch of people, but am very secure
4. probably
jews are an enemy to all goys, even the communist ones
yes
good people care about those below them, just as you would want those above you to care about you. marx wasnt right about everything
no, 28
no

Gas yourself you obese mcbacon faggot

>Stalin did nothing wrong
yeah, nothing wrong with internal genocides, oppressive dictatorship, low income growth, slave labor, and extreme corruption. So glad that your meme ideology (which only exists to shill communism to Sup Forums) could straighten that out. I sure will be taking posts made under that flag more seriously from now on.

Because Jewish doctors assassinated him. Look up the "doctors plot".

no
im not jewish
phimosis
"not real communism" is not just a meme my friend
common good

>muh holodomer

What are you going to do if the system renews itself by shedding most of the worst (((exploiters))) and the quality of life for the proletariat begins to increase again without communism?

Is this fucker for real? All commies will be killed, along with shitskins and kikes on the day of the rope.

>born in 93
>28

>R^2=0.55

That's a good chart.

can you have dogs in a communist country? can you eat them when said country colapses like it does every single time?

>using two different inflation deflators
>Total employee compensation was 66 percent of national income in 1970 and 64 percent in 2006. This measure of the labor compensation share has been remarkably stable since the 1970s. It rose from an average of 62 percent in the 1960s to 66 percent in the 1970s and 1980s, and then declined to 65 percent in the 1990s where it has remained from 2000 until the end of 2007." [2] Thus, there doesn't seem to be much evidence that workers are not benefiting from increased productivity and there is a tremendous amount of evidence that they are.
top kek. economic illiterate who defends anything that satisfies his confirmation bias spotted.

>common good
be impoverished and a slave for your entire life, for the common good.

>>born in 93
oops

>what is technology and how does it work
Fucking every time.
Yes, a single person is more productive, it's easier to be more productive. You shouldn't get paid more for being able to do multiple menial tasks easier.

>not real communism isn't a meme
Fuck off
>how else would we achieve cooperation in the world?
Nationalism

Maybe I will interest you because I don't worship george bush and trump like the rest of Sup Forums does now, and I take life seriously instead of settling for worthless one liners and vague illusions to tribal allegiance.

What motivates you to self-identify as communist? Are you a marxist? Do you think of yourself as a radical, while at once valuing group and national identity to such an extent that you participate in the consumerist act and purchase a literal flag?

How long is the bread line?

>"not real communism" is not just a meme my friend
didn't you say above "Stalin did nothing wrong?" I assume you've read "The Gulag Archipelago," an educated person like yourself. Even the dedicated French commies like Sartre couldn't refute it since it's so meticulously documented.

So if Stalin did nothing wrong, and the Gulag Archipelago is all accurate, then what does that make you but for a pathetic, larping, laughing stock fucking asshole?

>holodomor denial via population argument
yeah i'll be sure to put that in my "PNGs that disprove everything modern historians believe about x genocide" folder

Go back to redd*t you virtue signaling twat

where do u live? just asking to make sure your...safe

Why are communist so retarded that they can't meme worth a shit?

>nationalism
so you want a bunch of competing countries who only care about themselves? yeah, thatll work. i only support nationalism when the world has only one nation

>don't worship george bush
You stupid motherfucker, he was the biggest dupe of the Jews since Roosevelt, maybe worse, let the neo-cohens Jew us into Iraq. What the fuck ever gave you the idea anyone here likes or ever liked Bush?

Well the high quality of life for the proles which is beginning to wane has kept the proles satisfied. I guess it would just delay the inevitable as communism is a more efficient and equitable system for the working class.

That's not what the data shows, also nice excel graph. Working overtime for porky I see

Higher cost of living because of technological advancement. You don't see how stagnant wages is a problem? If anything automation should enrich the populace, not enslave them which isn't what we're seeing. Fully Automated Luxury Communism when?

>Why are communist so retarded that they can't meme worth a shit?

>i was born in 93 so....

LOL. have fun with your "communism", kiddo.

>Muh snake and helicopter memes
Dam bretty ebin, we should take note

Of all Nations look out for the interests of their own people there will be competition, which leads to advancement in sciences, technology, and quality of life.
Further more, it's a far more practical and ethical form of governing as opposed to subjugating the whole world under one system

>The nation is of God, the empire is of Man, if not be the Devil

>commies
>beta
Murdering commies was the norm for 150 years and still is. Literally the entire world declared war on commies. The catholic church declared communism bad. And we're still going nowhere.

>bitter the commie's journey and lonely the commie's grave

Daily reminder to tread on sneks comrade.

When are you going to kys? Asking for a friend

Do you support stateless Anarcho-Communism or State communism.

Good God, you actually think you're anti establishment?

Fuck, even the meme making fun of our shit is terrible.

>communist
>country of one OP faggot
>communes with self
>seizes his own nads as means of production
>tiny.jpg
>posts on Sup Forums using usa flag
>ask me anything because i have no other communists here it is just me ha ha

i remember drinking alcohol underage too
booze depresses you, ruins your ability to interior decorate
>i got a chinese-made flag at the flea market

yeah i got some yard sale shit at a great price too bruh