Carnival ride fatality!!!

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What does this have to do with politics?

other than this being a perfect representation of a theme park in ancapistan, I mean

Kasich is here no worries

>trusting your life in the hands of some drug addict carny

Underrated
(Not rated at all which was simply not good enuf)

Another random thread popping up just as everything starts Happening. Hmmm, couldn't be distraction at all....right? Sage this shit.

I guess it was the ride of his life

Im never getting on an amusement park ride again

Jesus christ you guys really are paranoid

fucking this.

I live in Ohio, how do you think i feel? Thank god i never go to the state fair

>I believe I can fly

how many died again?

Who?

just 1 person 6 injured

lotta "hate" bait breads growin' on too

No more cedar point either?

As a Michigander, I'd just like to offer my condolences:

Fuck Ohio.

Amusement parks are less of a concern. They have reputation to preserve and have a lot to lose in a lawsuit.

They aren't fly-by-night carnival ride companies that have really no reason to care.

>ohio makes the news
>its bad every time

who /beststate/ here?

This wouldn't happen to be one of those Sup Forums tier slide threads now would it?
Sage

Well I never be going to a theme park again

Why is nothing more exhilariating than witnessing sudden mood drops? Goes from this to a happy laughing person getting sucker punched at a party. Can't help to snicker when friends start to FUCKING ARGUE HARD in a situation which was supposed to be fun and chill.

Fuck me when I wind up going to Lagoon in a week...

NAH SON WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

I'd rather die at a shitty state fair than a charlie brown themed amusement park.

Quick anons I need a funny comment for the comment section!

Read the sticky

Bumper cars man

Malfunction? looks like it fell into pieces.

how about you drink your lead filled tap water you filthy nigger

Normies BTFO

waiting...

The guy did a quad gainer with a double twist!

Shitty state fair rides are much, much more dangerous to ride simply due to the nature of the fact that they're set up and taken down every year rather than being a permanent structure.

Thanks, brother!

1 dead 7 injured....fuck things were better than they seemed.

He doesn't know when to stop....

jej

learn to fucking shop

NORMIES BTFO

Surprised he doesn't have a funnel cake and hot dog at the podium.

Wow I almost went on one of these at ribfest.

Australia had a worse incident last October

yea but nobody cares about strayans

who cares

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what happen

How many dead?

I remember that. Good times.

>They aren't fly-by-night carnival ride companies that have really no reason to care.

Lmao it's the same few companies in these areas that set up for the county and state fairs. They make millions in only a few weeks. They don't want to get sued. This is 2017, the current year. People file lawsuits over the most minor shit. I'm betting this ride fucked up because of bad maintenance from a degenerate, I'll even double down on that bet that the technician wasn't white.

I don't understand how something like this could happen. That toothless illiterate man running the ride seemed like he was on the up and up.

I think this is the one he's talking about.

"They should have bought an A ticket and road the roller coaster. Cheap fuckers thought a B/C ticket ride was a good idea."

NOPE

Enjoy the nightmares Sup Forums

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no footage?

we had like 12 generals for it so people obviously cared you cunts

pic related, 2 people in the conveyor belt and 2 got stuck underwater and drowned

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it was an interesting happening, threads were comfy

It's a fun ride user!

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And that's the last time I ever trust a machine I can't control with my life.

Glad I learned something today.

>HURRRRR DUUUUUURRR NO NEWS ALLOWED HERE
>KEEP THOSE RACEMIXING THREADS UP THO HAHAH DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

need the WTC shooped into it

Yeah, this is why I don't ride rollercoasters, and take stairs in favor of elevators whenever possible. Failures may be rare, but do you want it to be (You) when it does happen?

>The passengers suffered devastating injuries incompatible with the living

Just the artists rendering, no live footage.

Other then it being a fucking news story on a news board? Go fuck yourself

I remember that.

Emo terrorist hopped onto a roller coaster track and derailed the car. Six Australians were crushed by collapsing ride structure. Like 12 others injured. It was terrible, but the video is funny hearing everyone yelling in Mandarin.

the rides fold up onto truck beds.
practically ikea level bullshit operated by high school dropouts

3/4 of aus/pol/ has been on the ride, its literally the most tame ride at the theme park that little kids go on. its like the ride was like 'im sick of being called a pussy ride ill show them'

>Amerismarts in charge of inspecting rides
>Amerifats in charge of not breaking machinery

I would say that Australia must be turning into China, but we had the Schlitterban water slide that decapitated a kid and made the water red with blood.

I'm hearing it's the fault of two Mexican carnival workers

I am never riding anything at a state fair ever again

>GF wanted to go to Ohio State Fair today
>vaccines I got yesterday made me too sick
Did I choose the slow death?

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FUCKING CARNIES HAHAHAAH GET SUED YOU POTATO NIGGER CARNIES

who invented that stupid fucking device?

why not just shoot people into space and hope they land safely

>Sup Forums reacts to the carnival ride fatality

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how accurate was this portrayal of carnival workers in the simpsons?

You know tripping and braining yourself on a step is way more likely, right?

These rides have been on the road for decades too. Michael Jackson's Thriller was probably new when this one was built. The carnies that run them are the modern day gypsy.

Jesus christ

they didn't ride so good

>paler than the children
1/10, but only if you can hear the individual brain cells clink off each other when he turns his head to look at something.

The row of seats just falls the fuck out.

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theaftermath

actually this is a great argument for ancaps.

- state certification boards create a false sense of security

then this shit happens.

without the certification boards, companies would be left to compete to create the best certification system. competition always yields a superior product.

however, you both seem to miss the greater point - we already live in anarchy. states are merely organizations within that anarchy. so you are both faggot brainlets, actually.

when you overly depend on government regulation you stupidly think someone is checking the rides at the state fair and your death ends up being your 15 minutes. it's a perfect argument against bureaucracy.

Meh lacks the very satisfying CLANG sound as it hits the railing, and the shrieks of people too.

well ill be damned...

#RepealThe17th #bushdid911

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post your face when you die on a $3 carnival ride at a fair you said you didnt even want to go to.

bush did it