Aus/pol/: Greentext titles because you care about aesthetics edition

>Malcolm Roberts 'choosing to believe' he was never British amid citizenship furore
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>Will the strength of the Aussie dollar weaken the economy?
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>TasWater denies it has opted out of 'vital' wastewater testing for drugs like ice
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>Christmas Island: Closure of phosphate mine could spark economic collapse, council warns
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>Tasmanian Labor MP Madeleine Ogilvie breaks ranks on poker machines in pubs and clubs
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>Breakthrough in Australia's beef with China over meat exports
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>Murray-Darling Basin Plan investigation a plot to 'take more water off you', Barnaby Joyce says
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>Cassandra Sainsbury: Colombian judge defers decision on plea bargain due to 'complex case'
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>Northern Territory crocodile industry worth over $100m, quadruple previous estimates
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>Mining musical taps into talent, community spirit in Queensland coal town
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>Video games meeting young men's needs previously met by work, US researchers say
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onenation.com.au/policies/firearms
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who else here /wantstodiequitebadly/?

>inb4 gook glass barbie don't like the taste what are you drinking and having for tea? I want to kill myself hey gay cunts
fuck you I wasn't finished

fuck you faggot you had five minutes

I was trying to remember them all

anyway in all seriousness, do you really want to off yourself? why are you so sad? nothing is always worse than something

I would but I'm a Catholic, gotta suffer with dignity, 'who the devil are you that you deserve to be happy?' and all that jazz. I'd take 500 years of Roman occupation over another 17 of the 21st century. There have been countless smart Christian thinkers but 2017 is unprecedentedly shit.

>you want to kill yourself because there aren't any people saying how you already feel theologically?
am I reading that wrong

yes

also how did you fuck up the thread this badly? If anybody should an hero it's you

i'm not an advocate of suicide unlike some, what were you trying to say? spell it out to me like the fuckhead I am

did you mean yes as in the greentext was right or yes as in I read it wrong?

>tfw unaustralian as fuck
>tfw bogans and the like think I'm some kind of pooftah cityfag
Anyone else know this feel? I don't even like in the city

it's your accent

I guess I need to consume less American media, because everyone I associate with irl have country accents

kind of but, but I also want to see everything fall apart, maybe then i'll die.

sing songs
youtu.be/4UK4DxFpx4I
youtu.be/vy32QX5dCM8
you died in November anne

is the australian /ourguys/ lads?

wonder if they'll get made to change the pic when/if people catch on

i need more friend, more please

my nan had this on tape when I was a kid, just came across it.
holding back the waterworks
youtu.be/NjxyZIXqg1M

why the fuck are the British consider ''foreigners'' under our bullshit Constitution?

Not really Sup Forums related, but. If i call up work and tell them I can't come in, are they allowed to call my doctor that day to see if I've visited or not? I can't really find any concrete laws/acts regarding something like this and my fairwork agreement doesn't have anything like it either, from what I can see.

You are a sentimental fool. Your taste in music is awful.

They can. But the Dr's aren't allowed to even acknowledge if you even went there, let alone what you were treated for.

youtu.be/ccOJayAY998
stan coster really does it right, slim dusty (one of our most famous "folk" singers) covered a lot of his tracks
this is one of them
youtube.com/watch?v=LT2FFc-_R0g

also this is good Australiana
youtube.com/watch?v=jo51fIu_fjk

unapologetically sentimental

yes you read it wrong. I'm saying that Catholicism is like a guide for living well, but the times have gotten so absurdly bad and bizarre that much of the old advice simply isn't applicable. The golden rule of transcending the material will always apply, but when you take that away what's left? In 2017 not very much.

youtube.com/watch?v=XVyLSe5eWis

EVERYONE GET IN HERE
THIS JUST WENT UP
WE NEED TO GET IN THE COMMENTS AND TALK ABOUT WHAT A SHIT HOLE MELB IS

REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR SHITPOSTING NORMAL SOUNDING. TALK ABOUT HOW SCARED YOU ARE OF HOME INVASIONS. TALK ABOUT HOW THEY KEEP LETTING NIGGERS OUT TO REPEAT-OFFEND

LET'S SHAME MELB

>tfw a fucking kangaroo rat has a more interesting sex life than you
the absolute state

I was raised irish catholic too, I do get what you are saying and I think the church has been corrupted, well before us.
I was trying to think of something to say against the material part but your right, we live in a material world where all value is physical.

>tfw
Lost my job and are eating one of my last Vegemate sammiches as an Aussie. In a few weeks it's back to Germany for me.

REEEEEEEEEE

Do you really like vegemite?

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are you rage storm?

good work lad.

everyone in this thread needs to leave a comment. if we get a few hundred people, i can then send the video into my boss at work to run a clickbait news article on it.

then more people will read the comments and see how they are true.

LEAVE TRUTHFUL COMMENTS ABOUT WHY MELB SUCKS

youtube.com/watch?v=XVyLSe5eWis

It's an acquired taste but back home I used to eat bread with Gutebutter and pic related, too, which tastes very similar.

Burgerlad here, but, on a scale of 1-10, how crazy and scary future looking is Australia right now? also kiwis are your little brother so i ask the same for them

What other Australian foods do you like?

dunno. What do Australians eat?

he said make them normal sounding, don't include "somalis", you'll come off as racist which is easy to dismiss. just say that there are gangs and be concerned about safety. let the viewer fill in the blanks

Alright I am tired of you now.

Just learnt that Maggi makes stuff aside from 2 minute noodles, hmmm

Not much. I'm in Vienna and by now it's basically as shitty as Germany.
Actually I'm secretly happy I can leave.

maggi is a big brand in a lot of really shitty third world countries and they make a lot of really shitty products.

shepherds pie, meat pie, egg and bacon pie, ned Kelly pie, steak and mushroom pie, chicken pie, pepper steak pie

Don't be rude to our Austr- brethren, faggot

Steak and mushroom pie sounds damn tasty. Too bad you can't get it here.

Despite the memes Germany is vastly superior to Austria anyway m8. Where in Germany are you from?

I don't think it's ever going to get any better. I need to find happiness outside of society. I don't really know if that's possible though. I think people need society to be good to have full happiness. But I could be wrong.

Like a 2 for both, maybe a 3 here at most. If we do die, it will be slow and uneventful

Sydney and Melbourne is basically like New York except about 20-30% worse imo. Can't really speak for other cities.

Which one of you fags was this? Found in Albion, Brisbane.

From Düsseldorf, NRW. True, Germany is better but I will miss muh gun rights.

>SHITTY COPPER BASED INTERNET FOREVER REGARDLESS OF WHAT PARTY GETS IN


I hope every single LNP voter gets pancreatic cancer

Kek, I can vividly remember when the UN cried GENOCIDE when the Chinese had the plan to simply outbreed Tibetians.
Look at us now.

your neet needs can wait

Labor brought it on themselves by being niggers. Leftists just can't stop themselves virtue signalling and all that, just like niggers can't stop stealing and raping.

I bet the same thing happens when Shorten gets in. If he wants more that one term he's going to have to.

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I bet you already have FTTP

fuckin pies and 2 minute noodles

PHON has updated their firearms policy
onenation.com.au/policies/firearms

Check it out famalam

Give me the tldr would you m8.

your mum cunt

nope, I think it's a waste of tax money
if businesses think it's going to help them being competitive or people at home want it for business they can work out for themselves if it'll pay for itself.
as for manchildren who need it to watch anime and play video games, they can pay for it themselves too if it means that much to them
>inb4 ancap fag
I'm not I just think there are better things that we could be spending it on.
at the moment it's a bit over 4k for the connection to an existing property
>different for new houses

> 1. Recognise that as a matter of principle, licensed firearm ownership by law-abiding citizens is a right in a free society.
pretty much sums it up

Melbourne according the cultural marxists in the media (pic related)

It is communications infrastructure that has real uses and will have a huge role in the future economy.

You are being short-sighted with your references to manchildren and anime.

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ONE NATION they just vote with the LNP on everything anyway. But you bogans care more about your banal culture war bullshit than reality

Your dog mum sucks emu cloaca every night, dill.

It wouldn't be so bad if they could get the copper length to

>The final MTM approach was finalised. Initial costs and timing for the Coalition NBN were A$29.5 billion of public funding to construct by 2019.

how long will it take to make that much back in increased business?

ATTENTION EVERYONE
youtube.com/watch?v=XVyLSe5eWis

COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO ABOUT HOW MELBOURNE IS NOT A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. MENTION HOME INVASIONS, RISING CRIME, HOUSE PRICES, COMMUNISM.

KEEP YOUR COMMENTS REALISTIC BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FORWARD THIS VIDEO TO MY BOSS SO WE CAN RUN CLICKBAIT NEWS ARTICLES ON IT AND GET NORMIES CHECKING IT OUT.

THEY WILL THEN READ YOUR REDPILLS AND SEE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HATE MELBOURNE.

IF YOU'RE TRUE BLUE, GET IN HERE AND SHITPOST!!!

you sound like a faggot gook, GOOKS OUT

You are taking too narrow a view.

are you a dingoes cunt?

thinking short term is the reason we are so fucked right now

I commented. Other people ITT need to lift their game.

Depends on how much we sell it for. Remember that nbnco who will own the infrastructure is going to be privatised once it's completed

Nah, i work for a very influential redpilled aussie and my day job is at a news station.

If you cunts can help shitpost this video HARD with real facts about why melb sucks, i will make sure it gets on the news and people check what you're reading.

MENTION CRIME AND HOUSE PRICES. TRAFFIC CONGESTION. TEAR DOWN THE MEME OF MELBOURNE BEING A NICE PLACE TO LIVE

It's the voters fault. 1993 election is when long term vision died. I don't blame politicians for not doing something that doesn't get rewarded at elections.

>its our fault politicians are shit
fuck off

They got rewarded. Just not by the voters.

Herro gook OP

Nothing too insane. Melbourne is a Chinese colony and the suburbs are overrun with drug abusing welfare-rats but nothing apocalyptic on the horizon. Just more and more urban decay and Chinafication.

>very influential redpilled aussie

fucking ay, we demand results now not later and if they don't deliver straight away we become reactionaries and get the other mob in then they spend half their term reassessing and remoulding a new plan for the same thing and the end result is a compromise that costs twice as much and noones happy.
we need another snowy river project type thing.

neehow

Hes a big guy

>Presented with long term economic plan
>Rejected because 'muh cake price' interview
>Everything in Fightback! implemented anyways

That was the turning point where politicians gave up governing and just doing anything to win an election. The factions of the Liberal party became more aggressive after that point.

Maybe not our fault, but the current old guard we're all scarred by that election and behave accordingly.

So it's pretty good unless you're a lazy Anglo?

BASED CHINA

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I commented, things are pretty cushy up here in Brisbane though Melbournefags, I only see the occasional mussie in the city

could you elaborate a bit on this, i'm reading the Wikipedia but what is the "muh cake price" thing?
>I was only born in 90

The media is so concentrated here that the old cunts who still watch TV and read newspapers can be manipulated into doing whatever Packer and Murdoch want. The pollies suck their cocks for favour and shekels.

>What do Australians eat?
faux Caesar salad for breakfast- lettuce, tomatoes, fried bacon cubes and sauce from Dijon mustard, olive oil and vinegar. add one piece of toast cut into cubes and 6 anchovy fillets mixed in. grate fresh Parmesan and BAM!

lunch? - half a tin of dog shit grade tuna in a bowl with 1.5 packets of poverty tier noodles. season beef sachets and chilli powder to taste.

DINNER! homemade PIZZA!
make the dough and freeze it for use later, ketchup NOT TOMATO SAUCE YOU FUCKING RETARD as the baseline and fail grade 'devon' dog roll cut into cubes with chopped onions and chilli and anchovy and more onion and extra cheese.

steal the cheese. you're on your own in this fucking life son.

>American men aged between 21 and 30 are working 12 per cent fewer hours compared to the year 2000, and are also earning less money and staying home longer.
YES THIS IS THE FAULT OF VIDEOGAMES AND NOT ECONOMIC AND SOCIETAL COLLAPSE

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John Hewson couldn't explain how the price of a birthday cake would change with a GST. It was an interview with Mike Willasee from memory. What really fucked us was floating the AUD and deregulating the financial system. Thn we became a casino like everyone else and all the gains went into assets rather than wages.

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