Preuße/pol/ - (Brit/pol/) - The Perks Of Being A Triplord Edition

>"Muslim Defence League" March in rochdale
youtube.com/watch?v=JBvTq_5oa2Y
>Labour would take Britain out of the EU single market, Jeremy Corbyn says
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-labour-eu-single-market-jeremy-corbyn-leave-customs-union-immigration-maastricht-a7855621.html

>EU and Britain fail to reach agreement on half of issues in Brexit talks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/21/eu-and-britain-fail-to-reach-agreement-on-half-of-issues-in-brexit-talks

>'F**KING HORRIBLE MORNING' Moment vile Britain First thugs call rapper (((Professor Green))) a c*** as he tries to film protest
thesun.co.uk/news/4075848/professor-green-abused-britain-first-rochdale-protest/

>Britain will allow some EU citizens with criminal records to stay after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/britain-will-allow-eu-citizens-criminal-records-stay-brexit/

>Migration policy risks being made in the dark, peers warn
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40674332

>Jeremy Corbyn: Student debt write-off not a commitment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697326

>Anjem Choudary moved to specialist new 'jihadi jail' unit for extremists
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/23/anjem-choudary-moved-specialist-new-jihadi-jail-unit-extremists/

>Ruth Davidson calls for Conservatism 'reboot'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40699161

>Violent crime rise in North East due to 'aggressive austerity programme' which should end
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/violent-crime-rise-north-east-13370127

>Liam Fox sets election deadline for EU transition
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697322

>'He won't make his first birthday': Charlie Gard's parents weep as they admit their son will die within days and blame Great Ormond Street doctors for not letting him fly to US
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4723092/Charlie-Gard-s-fate-decided-TODAY.html

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/890512963123245057
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/25/britain-to-ban-sale-of-all-diesel-and-petrol-cars-and-vans-from-2040
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/27/britains-new-aircraft-carriers-to-test-beijing-in-south-china-sea
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/exclusive-eu-says-brexit-talks-could-delayed-uk-continues-stonewall/
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-workers-idUKKBN1AB31Z
heraldscotland.com/news/15437821.UK_Government_s_immigration_policy_branded__a_shambles__after_Lewis_suggests_end_to_free_movement/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/brexit-eu-migration-study-examines-british-workers-adisadvantage/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/alt-right-commentator-gets-schooled-historian-diversity-roman/
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/27/freedom-of-movement-ends-with-brexit-says-immigration-minister-brandon-lewis
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40729996
reuters.com/article/us-britain-politics-idUSKBN1A70BL
theguardian
archive.is/wcQkB
archive.is/8odTe
theguardian.com/archive_this_if_you_are_a_real_boy
spectator.co.uk/2017/07/justine-greenings-idiotic-gender-policy-shows-its-time-to-give-up-on-toryism/
youtube.com/watch?v=Fcpc7TQxlNs
reddit.com/user/Preusse/comments
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Guest posters not welcome.

Wow, user literally just fucking said he was getting new links

But I guess being the one to post your shitty meme is more important

The Virgin Anonymong
The Chad Tripcode

Who /bregret/ here?

>not even waiting for the new links
Tripcunts everybody. We should all stage a walk out on this thread.

>guest posters making threads
No thank you.

What would Gladstone think if he saw his party today?

Someone needs to make this, I might do later on.

Also mandatory.

Excuse me but when did I say you could reply to me?

Don't fucking reply to me or my son ever again.

I don't give a shit about your fucking laws

Sorry lad, didn't mean to make you nervous.

They aren't my laws, they're """""your""""" countries law you dirty fucking paki.

>1pbtid
Kill yourself.

desu eddie is a bit of a gay name
are you a nonce?

I like how Tim Farron is the poster child for homophobia now

Don't want to get a law degree thanks

Someone should write a book on this though, giving an explanation of all our legal milestones

>guest posters attempting banter

Opinion: I don't think faggots are the oppressed group that every single fucking institution including the fucking armed forces paints them out to be and haven't been for fucking years and this sort of nannying 'be nice to the faggots kids, why not be one yourself? society loves them' is the position of authority that kids are naturally going to want to rebel against and it and it's going to have the complete opposite effect of what they intended

isn't that The Abolition Of Liberty?

You could've done that yourself if you weren't a lazy cunt who tried to think of witty things to say like "Don't want to get a law degree thanks."

Check the additiona lreading box you mong. That already exists.

I don't want to think about that desu
Students outnumber real Liberals in the party 4:1 and that ratio difference is only increasing

You still updating this?
Keep up the good work, ignore the illiterates.

Imagine if you were as gay as Edith or Pube. Can you imagine it?

I can't.

Been a bit slow the last few days but yeah of course, I'm adding anything of relevance. Had a lot of good suggestions from the non-illiterates too like the Thoburn v Sunderland one.

>ywn be a teenager a fuck her in a plane toilet
Why live?

still fapping to sad connie

Thank God SOMEONE has finally said it guys!

twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/890512963123245057

poor girl

Shit threads today lads, I'm off to do something productive.

I may have a scan through materials I have and see if there is anything of relevance you don't already have at some point.

desu eddie is a bit of a gay name
are you a nonce?

Anyone got those screencaps of Jack?

Apparently the links are spam so I'm going to have to post in 2 bits. Feel free to remove and improve for next thread.

>Britain to ban sale of all diesel and petrol cars and vans from 2040
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/25/britain-to-ban-sale-of-all-diesel-and-petrol-cars-and-vans-from-2040

>Britain's new aircraft carriers to test Beijing in South China Sea
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/27/britains-new-aircraft-carriers-to-test-beijing-in-south-china-sea

>Exclusive: EU threat to suspend Brexit talks unless Britain pays its divorce bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/exclusive-eu-says-brexit-talks-could-delayed-uk-continues-stonewall/

>With 20 months until Brexit, UK orders year-long EU migration study
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-workers-idUKKBN1AB31Z

>UK Government's immigration policy branded "a shambles" after Lewis suggests end to free movement
heraldscotland.com/news/15437821.UK_Government_s_immigration_policy_branded__a_shambles__after_Lewis_suggests_end_to_free_movement/

>a teenager a fuck her
much proficient england eddy

>Brexit EU migration study examines if British workers are at a disadvantage to foreign labour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/brexit-eu-migration-study-examines-british-workers-adisadvantage/

>(((Alt-right))) commentator gets 'schooled' by historian over diversity in Roman Britain
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/alt-right-commentator-gets-schooled-historian-diversity-roman/

>Freedom of movement ends with Brexit, says immigration minister
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/27/freedom-of-movement-ends-with-brexit-says-immigration-minister-brandon-lewis

>Transgender people 'can't serve' in US military
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40729996

>Britain's May to stay as PM until at least 2020, close ally predicts
reuters.com/article/us-britain-politics-idUSKBN1A70BL

Time for archive

>theguardian com/politics/2017/jul/27/freedom-of-movement-ends-with-brexit-says-immigration-minister-brandon-lewis
archive.is/wcQkB

Oi cunt I'm phone posting.

Archive every single one of those links, SLAVE

DO
IT
NOW

How does Norway bro do it so fast lads?

It's a bot.

No it isn't.

Norway
NorGay

Hahahahahahaabhaaha

Yes it is you mong. When he's behind his PC, you can reply and ask him yourself. Hes explained this hundreds of times. Do you honestly think he manages to post within 10 seconds of every post, every single time?

So he's a bot for 90% of the time unless he is at the PC?

I prefer the image of a Norwegian autist surrounded by monitors constantly scanning the thread's.

>Be '''conservative''' party
>Call election
>Lose Majority
>Change nothing
How big will Jezza's majority be after next election?

>he

So it's a person?

Exactly.
Lel, maybe he's just on levels of neet we can only imagine.

Yes, it's a real person who, if he's there to reply, will reply but otherwise uses a bot to do the whole archiving work 24/7.

I dunno man. Not sure a bot is capable of that.

This is peak Jeremy Corbyn. He went up against the most robotic person in the world and did slightly better than what he usually did.

Me neither, but I'm going off what I've seen Norway user say himself in other threads. It's inconceivable that he does it manually, always within 10 seconds and cross threads 24/7.

HuffPo:

In 2016/17, 71 prisoners were released by mistake, an increase of 11%, from 2015/16, and is the highest in any financial year since modern records began in 2006/07.

Assaults in prisons in England and Wales increased to a new high of 26,643 incidents in the year to March 2017 - 20% up on the year before. The total number was equivalent to 20 assaults a day, the figures reveal. Of these, over 19,000 were assaults involving prisoner-on-prisoner violence.

The numbers of assaults included a record 7,159 assaults on staff.

A surge in the number of prisoners failing to return to prison after being released on a temporary licence was recorded last year.

In 2016/17 there were 267 temporary release failures, 42 of which were failures to return, resulting in prisoners being unlawfully at large. This is an increase of 65% in temporary release failure incidents when compared to the previous year. The government said the increase could be “partly explained” by more stringent recording methods.

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My favourite part of the article:
>Last year, the Government said it would pay a premium to top graduates to encourage them to work behind bars as part of a move to tackle violence.
Yeah, little faggy middle class kids are really going to tackle the violence. Tea and biscuits rehab for anyone who starts a fight.

Classic Tory party though. Soft on crime.

archive.is/8odTe

>Hygiene Poverty: The ‘Hidden’ And Growing Problem That’s Crushing People’s Self-Esteem

>“I’m a mum to two boisterous boys and I have had very little money.

>“I’m always opting for cheaper alternatives, budgeting has become a way of life.

>“Nice products make me want to look after myself, so I really appreciate them. This means I can buy things I wouldn’t normally be able to afford, so I can economise and mix buying baby food jars with homemade food.

She looks like she's fucking 60, why is she feeding her twenty year old NEET kids baby food?

theguardian.com/archive_this_if_you_are_a_real_boy

Norbot only appears once per thread iirc

Yes, please Theresa May, apologise on MY behalf, for the way gays were treated way before I was born. It's my fault.

Reminder that you should under no circumstances feed kids baby food, it's not any better than proper food and is full of sugar so the kids get hooked on it while young

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spectator.co.uk/2017/07/justine-greenings-idiotic-gender-policy-shows-its-time-to-give-up-on-toryism/

Tories are now the party of the LGBTQwhatever

Reminder never to vote for them.

oh, Hi Rimmer

Not Bomber Rimmer is a massive cock gobbler.

>Telegraph

I remember when that used to be a decent centre-right paper, now it's morphing into a wannabe Independent with half its content behind a paywall.

Tories are Labour if Labour wanted to tax less the big degenerate capitalist corporations which support this SJW junk

Literally why would anyone vote Tory

>This is peak Jeremy Corbyn. He went up against the most robotic person in the world and did slightly better than what he usually did
He did very good in the short amount of time that he had, and also the Labour party had fuck all money to fight the election with (even the Lib Dems had more money), so now that everyone's taking him seriously and he has 5 years to build his corbymania I think that this is by no means peak Corbyn

Agreed. Hell I'm a former chef, I'd be committing a grave sin if I bought pre-made baby food for the fruit of my loins.

Hello

Imagine the amount of kids that wouldn't have been had if they had legalized homosexuality just a year after the greatest war in the history of mankind

What would you do if the pope called a crusade?

Your popularity is... suspicious.

He wouldn't.

Did you make this?
youtube.com/watch?v=Fcpc7TQxlNs

Fuck it lads, I'm doing it.

I'll post it in the next thread.

Fucking hell I haven't heard a Rucka song in years.

Nice.

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Did you miss the song war he had with the nigger KSI?

But what if he did?

I heard a bit about it, some fake-outrage from KSI causing his 14 year old wigger fanboys to flood Rucka videos with "waycist" accusations.

She literally wasted a once in a century opportunity to change the public's view of the Tory party

I wouldn't join it considering the fact that it would be suicide and it wouldn't change my opinion much. At most I'd give some financial help but even then that's pointless considering the wealth of the Vatican.

reddit.com/user/Preusse/comments

Shut the FUCK up you stupid spiteful cunt.

>"Challenging sexual expectations of someone who's mind is stuck in the 60's maybe. All I see is a fairly vanilla D/s relationship and I can only wonder why it took her 30 years to figure out her kink. Good for her but rather boring to the rest of the world."

Also I hope you don't get the job in Boston.

So you are saying you would help fund Popery?

Wew lad. He's actually making good points and got downvoted lel.

>You can rationalize all you want but if abortion didn't kill a baby there would never be the need to abort in the first place.

What do I mean by this?

I wouldn't do anything.

Post 8values.

>Spanking is beating. The distinction is arbitrary and serves only to rationalize. It is never OK to beat a non-violent person into submission.
The amount of people here who think that it's absolutely fine to be violent towards children, since they themselves have endured such, is absolutely staggering. It just goes to show that violence begets violence. Sad, really.

Just picked up the American Psycho novel.

Is it better than the movie?

>100%
It means you're a LARPing cunt or an actual spastic.

It's just a trick to get people to identify as feminists so it can be used to justify the most extreme modern versions of it as "popular"

Yes

I really don't like The Vicar of Dibley

What about me?

>The Vicar of Dibley
Fat bitch shouldn't be a vicar. Put Hitchens in her place and it would've been a far better show.

>Women
>Funny

pick one

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