Crap

Crap.
Are you safe from the bombs? I am!

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east coast.

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The densely nigger populated areas of the East are out of range, shit.

>DONGED

I am, I unironically hope NOKO nukes california. I pray for it.

FUCK WHY DOES IT HAVE TO MISS DETROIT

Co-worker and I laughed to much at this

HOLY GUACAMOLE! WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE..

>DONGED

Safe....

BRING ON NUCLEAR HELLFIRE
I'll be traveling into the zone, if not in the zone already

Golden, pony boy

California and Detroit.

>all going to die
Thank God its starting to get boring

because all the niggers in detroit are going to chicago senpai

>TX is mostly safe

Thank God, it's my favourite state

PA Reich will rise from the ashes

If you don't immediately recognize this as a fake map then kys

>tfw when they can hit Yellowstone

>I live in Florida

Man wtf why do we get 3 nukes?

but not from yellowstone, fatmaster

I'm definitely safe, whether it be in Alaska or in Florida.

The gooks have yet to produce a miniaturized weapon of any variety that can be fit onto any of their missiles.

It's a crapshoot whether they have anything light or stable enough to be carried by their H-2's even.

we went from 2 million to 600,000 niggers in two decades what more do you want from us?

If it can hit south Texas then only Mexicans will die so he's doing us a favor.

>mfw Los Angeles is glassed

>Seattle
Yah were fucked here

No, I'm in San Diego which is home to the largest naval base in the world. I'm fucked

reminder that if you think north korea is a threat or even a problem you are a bitch to the MSM and the globalist agenda.

almost everything you hear about them is a lie.

doesn't the retard like Hollywood?

Masshole reporting in. Safe from the Dong Missile

>hollywood

what does that even mean in the current year?

Mfw.jpeg

Just grab some popcorn and watch the fireworks

Welcome to the wasteland, bucko

Rip in pepperoni

Please DONG Chicago.

Thank God for that I wish the Norks would just nuke you already and get it over with. I'm sick of hearing about it.

Dont worry mah boy kimmy will fuck up and hit mexico

I'm safe and comfy in the southeast.

Considering NK could launch 1 ICBM, at most, you are pretty safe no matter where you live since the odds of being hit are so fucking low.

Is the grey area the good or bad area?

is this a photo?
it almost looks like a bad CG animated movie

God Bless

East side best side

Look at those fucking streets, they've never been used.

It's all a commie ploy you dipshit

Here's to praying they get rid of San Francisco and all the fucking cancer that lives there

I hope he just does it. The South can rebuild the USA in Pat Buchanan's image without the degenerates.

thank god they can hit detroit

please nuke la

Nuke California.

Have people forgotten about their constantly failing tests?

ill die last from rad poisioning

>tfw in Based Texas

Thank kek

Agreed. S.F must be nuked

Its the side that will get hit too

Yeah but California isn't

yfw the only people to survive WW3 are the fucking Abos

with all the nk knock off viagra the us military keeps buying you you won't be for long

Hopefully they screw up the direction and hit Canada. Now THAT would be funny

>NK
>Ever delivering

Why would Kim want to fix Detroit?

Texan here.

Nothing is lost if El Paso and the Pandhanle are nuked

it says something about pyonyang if the skyline is so beautiful you think it's fake.

north korea is not communist. this is one of the lies you are told about them.

two giant nukes to Seattle and Los Angeles. Would anybody miss anything?

Lel

Everyone has some good in them

I live in Columbia. The fucking niggers will chimp out and kill us all if anything resembling a nuclear strike happens.

It why I have stockpiled thousands of round of ammo

It wont keep me alive forever, but I'll sure not die surrendering

True that.

>doesn't know about the Unerring Knight system....

>miss Detroit

It's literally right on the edge, stfu. There is a shit ton of white people in the suburbs, which is extremely successful btw. The HURR DURR DETROUT SUCKS is only the city. We are prosperous, and live in beautiful neighborhoods, outside of the city

Kys

kino movies maybe?

>instead of going across the Pacific Ocean it goes all the way across Asia, the Middle East, and Africa, then continues further across the Atlantic to hit the east coast
Seems reasonable
What fucking moron drew this map

Safe :^)

Tfw you live in Buffalo NY

Ill pay that chubby rice nigger to nuke LA and san fagsisco.

LOL
north Korean bombs
on loan from China
and already exposed as consisting of painted cardboard
Fear mongering FAIL
(although any threat to the virgin US sure puts the trembles into americans)

wow just looked and my dicks 11" now

>2 million
Ya no

American.

food water silver and lead are excellent investments

Anyone who unironically wants the gooks to nuke [nigger shithole city] wants to plunge the entire world into nuclear hellfire over nothing

It's like finding an anthill in your yard so you throw a stick of dynamite into the hole

All we really need is a concentrated extermination of the problem

This, but not sure if for the same reasons.

Korean war was started by the US, and divided the nation.
Now the US says that NK are aggressors and a threat, mostly because they seek nuclear weapons/missile technology. In reality this is a completely rational response to being threatened by a global power. If you have nukes and the ability to deploy them effectively, no one will fuck with you.

All NK want is to not get shit on by the US, imho.

America wants a strong Korea as its strategically located right next to their real biggest threat, China. It's only a matter of time before the Nork government is replaced by one willing to 'negotiate' and sing to the US's tune. The best way to avoid this is threaten to fuckin glass Seoul if someone tries.

What? The orange is where the missle
can hit not the grey.

>Crap.
>Are you safe from the bombs? I am!

they are not just bombs but best korean DONGS

US citizens scared of being donged to death by a fat asian autist with daddy issues. Life is wonderfully strange

Nuking California wouldn't be good for the country - we supply half of all fruits, vegetables and nuts to the country. We also share a good amount of livestock. You would miss a lot, along with your family and friends. Retards.

I don't think most Americans with any knowledge would give two shits if most of your state's got nuked. Most of you export white trash, niggers and morons. With a food shortage we could watch the country implode, guess that could be fun.

Read a book faggots.

Yellow is in range. Left side of that map is West. West coastline sits on the pacific.

>"Dong 2 missile can reach most of the continental US, plus Alaska and Hawaii"

user, are you retarded?

This makes even less sense to me
Why wouldn't it be circular? Where does the range even end? It's diverging farther away from the lowest range? How does that work? What the fuck

Shouldn't the line curve the other way?

Not worried
That map was made using (((Great Circles)))
Great Circles don't exist.

I wish to know more

WHy is the line curved backwards? What Jewery is this?

Comforting to note 99.9% of Canada is fucked

Well, YOU wouldn't be able to watch the Country implode since Cali would be nuked off the map.

People like you are the EXACT reason everyone cheers for California to be blown the fuck up.
Faggot

Last I heard, their longest range missile could only reach Alaska and that's assuming nothing goes wrong along the way.

Are we sure the missile that was launched was not just a super prototype?

Yo N. Korea, if you in here, please hit Commiefornia. Leave the rest of us alone.

MFW I'll be safe if NK nukes us and Yellowstone erupts.

Because it's going over the North Pole and not around the Pacific Ocean

All memes aside, why haven't we turned North Korea into Japan 2.0
They've been hostile forever and won't back down just like Japan, but then we dropped two boobs and problem solved
Sounds like a great deal

If there ever was a legitimate threat to the West Coast they would go bright red in a second. It's all fun playing stupid games, but once the stupid prizes get handed out they will see the errors of their ways.

It's because of the Earth's shape. The diameter is smaller as you get away from the equator, so that's why it's able to hit more of the northern states.

This all entirely inaccurate

Are you implying there's anything left on Detroit to destroy other than some nogs who are pretty well contained and currently destroying themselves?
Waste of a nuke

are you retarded? The blast radius doesn't even reach Canada... Oh right, you're an American and can't read a map

Please nuke California, Kimmy.
Also
>tfw safe