You are stuck in a room with no windows, no way of escape for 2 hours with Maxine Waters

You are stuck in a room with no windows, no way of escape for 2 hours with Maxine Waters.

>You can only bring one object with you for defense if things get ugly

What do you do?

holy water

A condom

Some lube

You weak cuck.

I'd bring Donald Trump. She'd yell at him for two hours and wouldn't pay attention to me.

Rope
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>I'd bring Donald Trump. She'd yell at him for two hours and wouldn't pay attention to me.


Donald isnt a object you fucking burgerboy

Nice formatting newfag.

A bottle of wine

ear protection

Im on mobile BURGERBOY

Tucker Carlson.

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I SAID OBJECT NOT A FUCKING PERSON YOU STUPID SNAKE FLAG

banana condom

A tablet with nothing but Tucker Carlson criticizing her.

Air freshener. Never could stand nigger stink.

A tablet that has an ongoing voice chat with Donald Trump or Tucker Carlson

put on my best face and pray she doesn't eat it off

A chair and a whip

hah

One of those inflatable swimming pools.

I bring the Angel of Death. One of us isn't getting out of that room alive.

Kfc

1 item retard, jesus fucking christ there needs to be an IQ test in order to post, FFS!

Mein Kampf

Bring a poisoned watermelon. Fast acting and deadly poison.

She's in the room, so things are already ugly.

That said, Coonan .357 with silver bullets and +p loads.

Empty the mag into its head and hope it dies.

Then piss on the carcass.

Logic

a towel, to wipe blood off my face with

My dick

Mobiles don't force you to double space

I'm bringing more than just my NRA card.

My Smith & Wesson M&P Shield 9mm loaded with hollow point rounds.

The most normie of defense.

So, you want to take away my guns, huh?

A mirror so she sees what the rest of us have to put up with

Came here to post this.

Chainsaw