/cpd/ General Keying Cars Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Forgot my trip.

Evening, Roberts.

Robert thread died way too early last night. McDonalds caught no manner of luck; their 'restaurants' played host to all manner of coonery.

I wasn't there, I'll try to keep this up.

Massive sliding the last couple days.

more like massive summerfag shitposting about larpers and "happenings" this place is a dumpster fire outside of 2 or 3 threads

Evening, how is my city treating.

True. I listened to the feed anyway, but it just isn't as comfy without some OC sharing and good bant.

Fuck,
*treating you

Good Evening Roberts I hope everyone is comfortable.

T-minus 51 minutes, Roberts.

>caller thought he was going to sell a playstation to two male blacks
>they robbed him instead

Yeah I meant to try to participate more but I feel asleep reading about Rhodesia on wikipedia.

10-4
Comfy as Hell.

>selling shit on craigslist near niggers
>ever

Gotta agree, hope we can recover.

>band playing too loud
Don't get those too often.

Shit's bad man.

Hello Roberts. Nice to see you again this evening. Have you checked your keys?

We had a call about an overly loud marching band a couple nights ago.

male black, no shirt

>five or six male black selling drugs

>4 or 5 Hispanic teenagers tagging garages in the alley

Shiiieeet, I missed out.

So business as usual?

>bipolar female took a bunch of pills

...

Shots fired, typical hometown fireworks.

>guy was beating a female
>they're now walking south on dearborn

Sounds like an attempted sexual assault.

Domestic Battery. Male Black walking southbound.

Have the deportations started? They sounded pretty serious about cracking down on sanctuary cities at the WH press briefing today.

Nothing like brotherly love;
Two brother involved in a battery.

...

>hasn't heard from her friend Helen in 20 days
>not answering the phone
>caller is worried

F

>Nothing like brotherly love;

Kek

>he punched the umpire in the head

We've had that exact incident happen on stream. Also a hammer attack over chicken, a screwdriver stabbing over chicken, and a shooting over chicken.

There's so many suicidal people or suicide calls on this scanner. It's kind of mind blowing.

Not really surprising, I'm sure I'd blow my brains out if I had to live in one of these cities.

They waited 20 days wtf?

Lots of mental illness here.

>Several Shots

>person with a gun
>more cars needed

...

>Male offender had set his girlfriend's house on fire.

Trespassing at walgreens; male black must be running low on acetaminaphen (paracematol) and chapstick.

>blind man being beaten and robbed in an alley

I've seen fuckers like that.

>Blind male was attacked, beaten and possibly robbed

>Robbery.
>Assault against a blind male.
>No Description.

Is anyone else addicted to watching the Heyjackass.com body count rise and rise? It might even be worse than last year.

bix nood

He didn't see that coming.

I hope not, shit was retarded last year.

So be sides being the hero Chicago deserves, who is Robert supposed to be

The person they don't deserve.

Think it's 9 ahead of this time last year.

...

Evening fellow Roberts.

he's a cop in chicago whos streaming the police radio thing i think

*paracetamol

Our police force, our government and people shit on them.

>stole a flag

>blocking traffic
It's like they make a hobby of it.

How else can they effectively stand around ?

Evenin' Robert, welcome to RR hours.

Last year august was the worst month with 98 dead, which is otherwise an anomaly. They're expecting about 10 less deaths compared to last year.

Panhandle, they're all over downtown.

>Male possibly on drugs is presently running up and down the street screaming.
There has been a concurring lack of description in regard to the offending individuals.

It's true.

I thought dispatch said he had some kind of red zip up jacket.

whoa you're right. did this start today or yesterday?

In my opinion over all the description people give are some what to terribly vague however this evening seems to be abysmal.

>driving go kart recklessly

Did I hear that right

>Dispute with their Doorteur named December.

He holds the line while you sleep

Yes. Just another day in Chicago.

>Because they stand on a wall, and say "Nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch."

...

Just figured it out, their phonetic word for R(Roger, confirmation)

Close. R designates graveyard (10PM - 6AM)

>Young male hispanic stole a United States Flag.
Disgusting

>threw a computer out of the sixth floor window

Ever use Windows 10 :)

>Computer thrown out of a sixth floor window
F compy

>threw a computer out the 6th floor window

This

21 Robert needs to check his keys.

>patient is claiming he stabbed his neighbor a few days ago

A lot of Vehicle Blacks tonight.

>Ivan Morales

Russo-Mexican master race when?

>niece's girlfriend was trying to cut her
>call dropped
>doesn't pick up on callback

F

>Ivan
For whatever reason this name is not that uncommon in Latin America

>male beaner masturbating in the window
>he's done this before

Once you go black....

> 5 1 Robert to the rescue!

>allegedly he has a gun inside the nursing home

>Gun inside nursing home

Served red jello one too many times.