Happens

>Many people will feel lighter, without dieting.
>Small reliefs of about 40 millimeters will appear earth crust.

Less is missing

no habla espanol, amigo blanco

Si lo hablo y uso el google traductor para el ingles.

>español*
Arreglado.

>posting in spic language on an english mongolian yak herding tips forum

KYS

uma delicia

no. habla ingles puto.

Wut?

I dont speak that meme language.

Ain't nobody got time to pull up the squiggle letters

You realize this is the start of the rapture, right?
>1 Thessalonians 4:17
>Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and thus we shall always be with the Lord.

Yo qiero Taco Bell

I really don't want this to die.. there's no English version.. they don't tell us shit

Yeah, they've been saying that for the past 2000 years. Any day now...

Get your bug out gear ready cause all the terrorist cells will be activating on the day of the black sun.
On Sept 23 the constellations of revelations line up.
This is not a drill folks

Let kek speak for me

gj

You have to go back.

Para aqui or para jebar?

I hope so. I'm ready, physically, spiritually, and emotionally. Well, not entirely physically, but 2 months is good enough to get in shape.

Maybe I'd rather not die, I haven't accomplished everything I want to, but I'm pretty old, did lots, had my fun, and would rather go out in the apocalypse than die of a heart attack in ten years.

The eclipse is not in september.

Spanish speaking gringo here, can confirm the user has properly translated the article, but i cant say if its true, though

What the fuck are you saying

Nice source, puto

Explain in understandable English what the article is saying.

DO
YOU
SPEAK
ENGLISH

I don't need to get a bug out bag read, I live out in the middle of nowhere.

vuelve a taringa maricón

I bet the extra gravity makes yellowstone go. Remember, gravity moves at the speed of light, so 1.5 seconds after the moon's shadow touches the caldera, BOOM

The 21, Yellowstone Blows and the Big One occurs, screencap this.

Not entirely sure on one word, but it say,
"The Nasa: In August, a lot of people are going to feel more (idk)
Without the need to do a diet

I don't speak 'retard', translate into relevant language.

needs to be renamed north america bullshit agency NABA ....nothin but garbage spewed to the public and the public's money is spent on nothing but new military technology.