Veterans, tell us a story

War stories, tales of negro ineptitude, and the time grandpa killed the nips.

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This is like you asking me to sit on my harley. Fuck you faggot. Stop pasting this shit we're not here to provide you vetporn. You're here to provide us free beer, and sometimes tax free living depending if we got hadji'd or not.

>be a wango inna bush
>see da tango
>"Hey army buddy, I got him in my sight"
>tango down
>go back to base and eat warm food

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Only story I can think of that isn't the same ok' Shit.always told.

>Be holed up in unoccupied Hajj house in Iraq to do surveillance
>Posted on the stairs pulling watch, start hearing weird noises
>finally put my finger on it, it's south park
>holy Shit.I've lost my.mind or.I'm picking up radio waves in my head
>Decide to check downstairs
>Teen Hajj in living room watching South Park
>kick him out, finish episode

I'll shit on your Harley anytime I want. I earned the right when I caught that shrapnel in my ballsack back in 1971 at the Mekong River delta, and got my dick blown off. I sacrificed my dick for this country, and it was a NICE one. What have you sacrificed for America, loser? I hope someone rips your dick off too, so maybe you would care a little more about raising awareness for the cause, DicklessVeteransOfAmericadotCom. Did you know 1 out of every 19 veterans is going to bed tonight without a dick in this country, scumbag? No of course you didn't. So the next time you sit down on your filth caked toilet to pee, you think about what I've said here.

Come on pol, tell us about the time you took a shit in some hadjis bed during a midnight raid, or the time you got bored and participated in the local tradition of Man Love Thursday, or how you broke the news to your wife that you can't get it up without violence anymore.

One time I walked to the Pizza Hut at Bagram and it was closed. War is hell.

>Be MP
>stand outside in Kevlar vest and helmet for 12 hours
>115 degree heat

0/10 would not recommend

my grandpa and my uncle were both in the Vietnam war and they both got purple hearts lel

This one time I lost control of my weapon so my first sergeant broke down my M4, took out the firing pin, buried it, and made me low crawl around with an MRE spoon in my mouth and dig it out. I ain't even mad shit worked it never happened again.

Accurate?

I told my grandpa I was going to Japan to teach English. He said he hates them because they killed his friends, but he felt happy in his old age because "got two of them back. Stabbed two in the stomach and saw them die like dogs."

You're a faggot all the way down to your bone marrow

>be old
>still full of hate
>be glad you killed two other people serving their country just like you

Sad

lmao nice

News flash: Japanese used to be scum of the earth. Tortured American pows and murdered them. We were mad. And the old folks still are

>Afghanistan
>Laying under ASLAV eating savoys with vegemite on them
>Suddenly gunfire
>Dust is all kicking up under ASLAV firing
>Dust all in my eyes
>Dropped my tubed of vegemite
>Crushed my savoys
>Get into the truck and we start moving forward to clear out this village
>7 hours later
>No one has any vegemite
>Britbong doesn't even get fucking MARMITE in his god damn rations
>We drive back
>Spend 30mins looking on ground for tube of vegemite
>Find it and head back to town with my crushed savoy crackers and my tube of vegemite


the little things man. i heard story from a vietnam vet over the cheese dip and some bacon MRE they used to get, men would do some stupid shit to try save it

Very common sentiment among Pacific War veterans

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this is surely the gayest thing i've seen today

should i sign up for the army guys, i have about 2 years left of highschool and i dont feel like i am good at anything and i know i will not be able to get into college if i even tried.

which episode was it

It should say "soldiers" instead of "men". That's really sexist

>be great-grandfather at karelian isthmus in march 1940
>weeks of no sleep
>platoon is basically wiped out
>nothing is fortified, the task is to defend a wide open field
>the artillery has run out of ammo and the air force is non-existant
>get shot in the head while counter-attacking at night
>live for months before dying from the wound

Been working with retarded kids for over 15 years now. The stuff I have seen will never abandon my nightmares. One of the most fucked up beings I have ever encountered was at the start of my career as I was still 21. I had this client, female, extremely autistic. For instance, she used to get stressed trying to hang her coat on the hanger. So stressed that every day she would just attack me because of frustration. Mind you I was still young at that time so being hit by this mong every day sort of guaranteed that I ws always full of bruises. Well, the thing is, we had to approach her neutral. If you had an emotional reaction she would just attack you. This was really hard since she ruminated and puked in her food while she ate. If I reacted in horror, because I had to eat when she ate (could not leave her alone), she would attack me or throw the puke filled plate at me. She also masturbated on the toilet. And I had to sit there, watching her. A young man having to sit there watching some mong bitch masturbate and stare at you intensly for ten minutes. I have many such stories. Being blown up in combat is easy mode work.

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Why are americans such princesses? Guys like these probably claim ""PTSD"" after that to get that sweet welfare and martyr status. Also it must feel great to die for Israel and corporate interests, I'm so jealous.

Those are terrible reasons to join. Don't sign up for a job that may require you to protect the lives of other human beings because you're too incompetent to do something else.

Boohoo you little bitch.

thx you're right Portugal

die

RIP badass grandpa

Why did you decide to work like that. Who the fuck would voluntarily work with failed abortions? Just..why?

>Grandfather in WW2
>Shooting British merchant ships from plane
>Shooting British sailors in water from abandoned ship
>Gets shot down
>Gets picked up by British navy
>Ship gets blown up
>He floats on debris for a few days before being found by German navy
>Gets back home
>Goes go fight on the eastern front
>Dies first day


Apparently he was one of the best pilots the Luftwaffe had but they decided to transfer him to the eastern front as infantryman.

they are still humans you know? somehow...

she stared at you while she fingered her diseased rancid retarded twat? Don't lie, it gave you a chubby. You could have looked away, retard fucker.

This is a tremendous story. Please tell us more. This shit is insane!!!

I feel no pity for them, to anything actually.

Fuck your grandpa, he help destroy the civilized world for the kikes, I hope he's burning in hell.

>kike War criminal
Hope he's burning in hell.

Ewwww a disgusting person

Go slaughter a dolphin or jerk off to some cartoons you dickless slant eyed nip.

>Posts AMTG in Iraq
Which trip was this?

>be uncle
>innadeathsquad in El Salvador
>drafted at 17, went through training and actually liked military life
>be on guard in a prison where they hold commies
>first easy gig he got, spent almost a year in the jungle weeding out dirty reds
>walking past an open cell, dude starts screaming and hollering
>starts calling uncle by his brothers name and begging him to tell the officer he's not a commie
>side note: all my uncles look the same, hazel or brown eyed, light brown with mustaches
>have one retard uncle who would pass out commie flyers for drug and hooker money
>guess this was the guy who would give him the flyers
>Officer is pretty pissed, starts getting in my uncles face, asking him how he knows him
>says he has a retarded brother, said the commies forced him to pass out flyers
>Officer says "We'll see if he's really your best friend"
>Uncle has to stand guard rest of the night, hear the commie getting a real hatchet job done to him
>Officer storms out with his crony, comes back with a mop and a bucket
>tells my uncle to clean it up
>uncle goes inside, they gave the commie the works
>cigar burns everywhere, finger nails all plucked out, an eyeball ripped out, guts on his lap, tongue coming out his throat, brains all over the wall and floor
>uncle cleans it all up, even scrubs the brains of the walls and floor
>Uncle never found out why that happened, said it must've been some strange Officer logic that eluded him
>guess if he really was his best friend he would've showed some kind of emotion

Got a couple more Salvadoran death squad stories if you niggers are interested, I only have salty sea stories since my enlistment in the Marines was pretty much Fear and Loathing in South East Asia, the Middle East and Hawaii

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yes what he said!

>THE NIPS WAS EVIL!11!!1
>JUS' LIKE HITLER
>WE HAD TO KILL WHITES AND NIPS XD
being this brainwashed by the Jew.

Fuckin Finns and their stunted emotions. It's ok to be a huge man, robofinn

Eat shit and die, japs had it coming

He's still alive and a good catholic who will be going to be with the angels, as he served his family and god and country, and sent the mud people to Satan (if you believe in that nonsense *tips fedora*)

>Fought for Soviet
Fought for Soviets
>Fought for Soviets
Fought for Soviets

when i was your age i had to walk ten miles to go to school and sometimes little niggers would hide in the bushes so we had to shoot them

Well damn I guess I could tell some stories, this is the first time im posting them so be patient because im typing them as they come.

I was part of a secret division within the CIA, this is what is known as "shadow goverment", basically an isolated division that doesnt answer to the goverment you know, to make it simpler look up the game Splinter Cell, I was one of those operatives, basically we infiltrate behind enemy lines nad retrieve intel or do some recon.

More Right Wing Death Squad plz

There's a deep capacity for evil and sadism in the Japanese, and it came into full bloom during WWII.

Just because they've been able to suppress it and channel it into useful pursuits since the end of the war doesn't change the fact.

I don't blame old WWII vets who fought in the Pacific Theatre and still hate Japs. They saw what those demons were capable of.

My grandpa was a guard a POW camp in the Philippines during WWII. He said he used to play cards with the Italians but the Japs were crazy. Everyone stayed away from them. Not fun guys.

Please tell us more. That is so horrifying in a way that can only be Latin american

I handled this greasy Wop when he short changed me on the young piece of pussy.

True Story.

Sorry dude but Japanese were Satan In the flesh. They were demons

18 year olds graduating high school are rarely actually competent at anything.
College is not for everyone, and I've seen friends who were completely directionless pothead 20 somethings with nothing to lose who joined the army and the marine corps, and one now is a SNCO and the other is a fucking Ranger. He could rain man the ASVAB and get into crypto and be making bank as soon as he's out. It's not all about being ready to dive on grenades.

All my life needed was a sense of direction.

My Grandad was a Marine in WWII. Fought in all of the the first major battles, got two Purple Hearts. Took a shrapnel wound to the neck and almost bled out in Iwo Jima.

You guys would fucking love him. He is Sup Forums as fuck and still sharp as a whip. He's a lot like Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino.

But he doesn't talk in much specifics about the war. He told me that when he dies he'll send his war memoirs to his three sons and that's it. But he secretly likes being acknowledged, he was interviewed for and mentioned in a book about an explosion in the port in Hawaii right before they left for the first battles (was thought to be possible sabotage at the time but was concluded to probably be an accident) and he was really excited that his name was in the index.

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Why is it that pretty no American who fought in Europe developed a deep hatred for Germans that they carried with them for the rest of their lives (except maybe the Jewish ones), yet pretty much every American serviceman who fought in the Pacific talked about how much they hated Japs until the day they died?

>gramps took the beachhead in the philippines in ww2
>was on the shore viewing douglas MacArthurs famous return
>received bronze star there
>was disturbed still later in life
>asked what he saw there that disturbed him so much
>he said
>"i saw men do things to other men that you shouldn't do"
>"i saw a man sitting under a tree yelling, 'Help me! Help! Help me!"
>"upon getting closer I saw a pool of blood below him and then realized"
>"he had no lower half, his innards were hanging loose below him"
>he said "I told him, 'I'm sorry, I can't help you' and left him to die"

He also had a purple heart and fucked up chinese story from Korea, I'll greentext that one up if somebody asks

Oh and before somebody says >muh kike masters, for what its worth when he was stationed in Germany after ww2 I think he was red pilled with serious >doubt about the holocaust because he bitched about jews his whole life

Allright. Five years back I was working with the worse clients in the buisiness. Kids with an IQ below 85, a mental disorder like autism or ADHD, a criminal record and drug abuse. All at once. So this 12 year old fucker comes into the group. Small, red haired child. You could see that his parents were to dumb and to trash to raise him at all. Kid smoked, ran away constantly, used drugs (god knows where and how he got it). So one day he took the little bamboo stick out of a plant and just threw it in this chubby fucker. Bamboo stick was just sticking out of the other guy. My collegue panicked and ran to the office while he drew another stock out of the next plant. So I rush in kick him to the ground and just grab him by the neck and drag him to his room. It was forbidden to close the rooms so he could get out. I had to babysit the fucker while collegue was calling an ambulance. Skip to a few hours later and its dinner time. So my colegue makes him a sandwich and I bring it to his room. Just when I was walking out of his room he breaks the plate, grabs the biggest shard and just lunges at my throat. Mind you, I am not some tough marine with combat training and armor and bravery and such. You really get to know yourself in these kinds of situations. Kicked the kid so hard he flew through the room. LAter called my manager and she told me that I should tell him that if he behaves for the night he gets an extra sigarette for bed. LAter that weeek he dissapeared into the adjecent forrest with an 8yo girl. After that he dissapeared to a more heavily guarded group (where I also worked).

Korea story pls

I am larping ;)

My grandpa fought the gooks too. My actual opinion about the war is a lot more nuanced though. No "good' or "bad" mostly just scared shitless men trying not to die. War crimes and atrocities are and inherent aspect of the surreal and hellish conditions of war. The biggest mistake though was sleeping with the soviets, and allowing them to take pretty much all of Asia and eastern Europe. I fucking hate commies.

>one of my first missions
>not a drill
>young naive
>infiltrate korean drug lord estate
>wait 4 hours inside a vent
>fuck my life
>guard finally goes to take a piss
>orders are to retrieve info from his personal laptop
>make my way through the mansion
>go up the stairs, his 2 kids sleeping
>He's sleeping
>laptop on a table
>her side of the bed is unmade
>his wife is not there
>stay still for a moment
>no sounds from the bathroom
>where is she?
>feel someone behind me
>turn around
>she is standing there with a red silk robe
>expect alarms to go off
>she stays silent
>she grabs my face
>I raise to my feet
>boner incoming
>what the hell is going on?
>she goes for a kiss
>I see something glimmer behind her
>its a dagger
>take out my knife
>stab her straight into her neck
>hold her tight
>gently hide the body in the tub
>copy the laptop info
>jump the perimeter wall

I never knew what happened to that drug lord or the damage I may have done to their kids but that was the job, no questions.

I say naive because for a moment I let my emotions compromise my mission, she could have killed me.

Jaos weren't used to alliances or bants with other nations, I guess. They were autists who truly believed themselves to be totally superior. They invaded and warred.

Ok, before I tell you this one just know that the Salvadoran Civil War has got to be the most dumbed down war in history in terms of how the US public perceives it.

>be Uncle
>innajungle with the Lads, early 1981
>a small town built around a plantation reported that the commies were fucking with them
>forcing them to give up some of their harvest, taking their kids and assassinating any old timers that resist
>uncle and his boys go innajungle, spend the next couple days looking for the commies
>uncle says his battalion got trained by Green Berets and Marines, learned some LRRP shit
>through perseverance and a bit of luck, they finally find the fucking commies
>they have the complete jump on them, launch a fucking rocket in what they thought was a munition dump
>gamble paid off, ammo blows the fuck up, commies begin to panic
>uncle says they gun down any fucking reds that they saw, mostly college looking men and women with some indios
>some of the commies raise their hands in surrender, Uncle and the squad move in to assess
>they actually find some of the kids that were missing, "interrogate" the few commies left
>get the kids ready to for the hike back home, execute all but one of the commies
>drag his ass all the way back to the village, let the kids loose once they get there
>commie was some university student from San Salvador, trying to spread to good word on communism
>Uncle says they beat the breaks off of him, stretch out his arms
>cut off his hands with a dull as machete, try to cauterize it with a fucking zippo light
>use the rope they used to drag him there to hand his disembodied hands around his neck
>kick him to the mainstreet of the village, announce that this man was kidnapping his kids
>Uncle says he remembers seeing angry parents and villagers stone the fuck of the poor bastard as they walked away to the LZ

Also, have a Wojak

You can hate both gooks and the commies, soviets and the jews. A communist jewish gook from Russia, that's a man you don't wanna meet. He'll stab you in the back with one hand while taking your money with the other. Then he'll distribute it to the poor. Then he will eat your dog.

You want a fucking story? A woman once unironically called me a baby killer because of the Purple Heart on my truck (white woman of course). Veterans are considered the scourge of the earth. I wish I could go back and tell my younger self to avoid the military like the plague. This shit country wasn't worth my service. The only good thing that came from it was the GI Bill.

One day I gonna get organized.

Goddamn. That's some crazy shit. You are a good and brave person for working with the troubled children. Bless you

You can tell he's a toucher.

see -> As for the post-war hatred for Germany, have you not seen the world we live in?! Nazi Germany is literally the most despised thing in mainstream western culture. Plethoras upon plethoras of Video game, movie, music, and Television reveal in the sadistic torture and mutilation of Nazis. The Name Adolf Hitler is Literal satan. 90 some year old nazi veterans are still hunted down and terrorized by people. You can go one day without hearing about how evil the Nazis were. They are THE most taboo group ever known throughout history!

>A woman once unironically called me a baby killer because of the Purple Heart on my truc
>one crazy horrible lib was rude to me once so the whole country hates veterans

Thank you for your service, bro, but c'mon now. Do you live in California or something?

>90 some year old nazi veterans are still hunted down and terrorized by people

That is really heartbreaking to me, can't help to think that if the commies had their way they'd come after my father and uncles the same way for killing their subhuman comrades in El Salvador.

That story of that fella who was an accountant in Auschwitz was pretty enraging, just leave the old man alone, he's been through enough already. For crying out loud, he's a piece of history, why can't the Germans see that?

Goddamn that's so insane. Must have native Indian blood, because that's some ice cold brutality

Sorry bro

Yeah I agree, it makes me laugh when o hear people say they hate hitler, or see that stupid Tarantino movie. It's obvious crocodile tears, people lie all the time about feeling emotions of anger against nazis

The Japanese systematically tortured all prisoners And practiced sadism as a rule on superior white men in order to make themselves feel less like inferior gutter rats.

In battle, the jap could be wounded, lying alone, he could see American soldiers elsewhere providing aid to other wounded japs. His entire force could be dead, his ships sailed away, his war is over.
Would he simply accept the canteen of water from the US marine as a sign of goodwill? No. The jap conceal an anti tank mine beneath himself, then when medics come to help him, he would strike the mine with a hammer. If seriously wounded, the jap would hide a grenade and cling to the nearest non parasite, hoping to get one last kill for his termite emperor.
2 nukes were not enough. They never will be.

I specialize in agression. I don't know what the word for it is in english but i was the personal caretaker of this girl for two years that lived in an isolation cell. She pretty much had no morals or values. When she went ballistic we had to subdue her with min 6 people. It was that bad. She stabbed collegues, just grabbed a cooking pan off the stove and attacked some new bitch that started working with her an tought she was "not that bad". She threw her tampons at you just for fun, almost killed me with some scissors. Stole a lighter from another kid twice and burned her own room. The women was completely mental. But I liked her and we would work without incident most of the time because she said she liked me. Well then comes the day that our deranged orthopedagogue decides that the groups should get pets, and S would get a hamster. We all argued against it but she is from a university and so her will is law. Come the day the hamsters arrive and I have to scheduel in a cuddling hour. So S could see when we are watching her when the cameras move. So I bring her the hamster, she waits till I get back to the office, I focus the camera on her to see if everything is well. We all sort of gathered in the office because we all knew what was going to happen. She looks into the camera, grabs the hamster and just tears it's head straight off.

Wow that's ice cold. Filthy commies deserve no less tho desu

Why are you larping as Sam Fisher?

>"I was just south of the 38th parallel when the chinese crossed the 38th parallel"
>at the time he was only running vehicle support so no active combat
>after the UN begins retaking towns, he's brought up to grade through some empty villages for easier tank/vehicle travel
>"when we began grading we started hitting bodies and realized the town was empty because the chinese as they came through, had murdered every single villager and buried them all together in a very shallow grave
>they then later come under counter attack fire from a sniper
>gramps is hit in left arm near elbow
>bails into shallow foxhole
>medic comes running
>gets shot in buttocks, forrest gump style
>IRL this is VERY serious injury
>gramps and medic survive together in foxhole for over 15 hours pinned down by snipers and supression
>eventually get saved and survive
>arm never feels/works quite 100% the same but get purple heart

I forgot to mention I believe he got a 1st purple heart from shrapnel in the philippines as well as having malaria well over 10 times while in the south pacific

He also though traded some of his war relics to.acquire a nice collection of nazi medals and he preserved them nicely on a plaque, I'm sure he realized what Patton (who he idolized)did upon taking Germany that we had made a grave mistake

My dad was deployed to the Western Sahara, back then when it still was under Spanish control, and had many stories about that. Apparently if you said you wanted to go somewhere far away they sent you to bumfuck Africa for talking.

>be patrolling some area
>one moor starts shooting at him, has to jump inside a well to take cover
>starts shouting at him what are you doing son of a bitch and so and so
>apparently the moor believed he was there to steal water from his well

>be in ramadan
>hundreds and hundreds of moors playing music all night with all the portable cassettes
>they won't stop for an entire month, can't fucking sleep
>have an idea
>go to the (only) local store
>buy ALL of the batteries
>two days later the moors' players run out of energy
>the moors go to the store and see some fucker bought all the batteries
>the store won't be resupplied for a month
>moors butthurt as fuck, they come asking him to sell them some, he says fuck no
>wait for ramadan to be over, resell batteries with the smuggest of grins, regain most of the spent money.

Kinda wish our country still had the Western Sahara territories, it'd be way better than the clusterfuck it is today. So many of its resources could be put to use.

I know my dads maternal grandfather was full blooded featherneck, his paternal grandfather was some Basque businessman with shady dealings back in Spain (hence my last name)

So there you go, they had injun and crazy, basque blood in them, but anyways here's another about my dad

>be dad
>innacity, 1980
>getting ready for high school (this was still a thing in his days) with his cousin
>hear some chatter in the neighborhood about something terrible happening at his school
>dad and cousin, being the adventurous types, head over to the school
>layout of the school was a courtyard with a fountain in the middle surrounded by palm trees that would lead to the classrooms, it was all walled off
>dad shows up and sees the Army has cordoned off the area already, crowd has gathered
>dad sneaks around, knows of a spot he can get a peek of the courtyard
>gets on his cousin's back to get a look of just whats going on
>says he saw a fucking bloodbath, courtyard was littered with bodies
>a mix of teachers and students (kids) piled up in the fountain
>said he saw the senior staff of the school hung from their necks on every palm tree
>recognized his algebra teacher and principle, the principle had a sign that said "FASCIST" misspelled in Spanish around his neck
>dad finds out one of his friends was killed there, he was there early for band practice
>decided to go to the nearest Army post and tried to enlist
>too young to enlist (at this point in the war) and he already had a family member in the Army
>decides to be and "Ear" for the Army instead, the madman actually passed intel that had a building full of commies bombed once.

commies, not even once

That's just because Jews run the media. Mao and Stalin each were responsible for millions more deaths, but gooks and white people don't control the mainstream media so the brainwashed masses don't give a fuck. They only care about what the Hollywood Jews tell them to.

Most Jap casualties were from starvation too. Without the oil from the US, Hirohito couldn't afford to supply the thousands of occupied Islands and territories with food rations, or ammunition. So they didn't justification that It would make them more desperate fighters. Which was true but obviously was completely unsustainable.

Truly evil demon people

Sounds like what we call a feral child, except the one feral child In The US I've read about, was non verbal. But the actions fit.

Yea, its pretty difficult to find a movie that paints the commies for what they really are, I remember my dad and uncles always going into an autistic fit of rage when ever the movie "Salvador" was discussed.

In case you're wondering, its some pro-commie bullshit that paints the murderers in the FMLN as folk heroes, the truth couldn't be further from that. They were just as cold blooded as the AntiCom death squads the left loves to shit on, there's absolutely no room for nuance with them

0_0 Jesus Christ. What a demon. My first pet when I was a little boy was a very nice little hamster, so that story fucked me up

she had MCDD and sociopathy. IT's pretty fucked up. But I have to go so no more stories. 0/

Woah ! Being in Western Sahara is rare AF

One of the guys fell asleep during fire watch. One of the drill instructors ambushed him and told him that he was now dead. So then he had to go around being a spooky ghost . He had to walk around with a sheet over his head booing and shaking everyone's racks. It would have been hilarious if I wasn't so fucking tired.

Weaponized Attack Cat, circa 1930's
They fought with bravery and valor
Many of them never made it out of the sandbox
But they all took shits in it
Some their last

It was either just sit there and starve to death on some barren rock in the middle of the ocean waiting for the Americans to kill you, or go out to the local village and rape and pillage some island qt's then suicide bomb the Gaijin, not too hard a choice tbqh.

That's really sad man. You fucking got me Choked up. They were evil incarnate