You guys wondering why NK did no missile test yesterday? Simple:
>tell USA they will get attacked "tomorrow" >don't do it, like 1000times before >USA thinks NK is giant faggot >USA getting lazy in watching NK threats >meanwhile NK deploys submarines with nukes >fucks Seoul, Tokyo and Los Angeles up the ass
NK regulus 9001 attack on southern California confirmed. Prasie KEK!
Eli Carter
if that were to happen i wonder how intense our nuclear response would be to north korea. would only pyongyang be hit with nukes or how would a strategic 'wipe NK off the face of the earth' counterstrike look like?
Benjamin Myers
I was surprised nothing happened yesterday. July 27 is the anniversary of the armistice which effectively ended the Korean war(technically still ongoing). DPRK views this as their greatest victory and it is usually celebrated as such, but nothing. Weird.
Daniel Powell
wait I thought were going to fuck japan up, when did we get in range???
Carson Long
Hurry up and nuke us you lazy gook
Levi Thompson
>los angeles nothing of value lost
Liam Green
>thinking NK submarines work >thinking NK has functioning nukes >think Kim would want a war where it's the world vs them
Is Sup Forums getting dumber or is the trolling just not as good anymore?
Juan Baker
Fuck i don't think they have the balls my dude. North korea knows it would be suicide. Why would they give up all the power they have over their subservient people?
Luke Gutierrez
Actually there is a very high chance that they did no ICBM test yesterday because it was raining cats and dogs.
You don't do missile tests when the weather is that bad.
Doesn't change my trail of thought regarding the submarine nukes and the NK attack announcement though.
Wyatt Young
I'm fairly sure that China can provide NK with anything they need to attack.
Ryder King
>giving a shit about L.A.
Landon Hall
Read the articles I linked and some more. They have working submarines and showed of a functional SLBM at the last parade.
I'm not really sure if Kim cares anymore. He knows the US is gonna fuck him up badly over the next years. They won't accept him as a member of the nuclear club. They will kill him, and he knows. So maybe he's just like "Fuck it, might as well go out as a hero."
Jordan Bell
Pretty fucking recently actually.
Brandon Russell
this gook bitch just needs to fucking DO IT ALREADY THROW THEM HANDS NIGGA
Charles Butler
Shit, this sounds more likely than I want it to...
Xavier Miller
Their subs are from 50's and 60's. Do your homework.
Hudson Bennett
How about you read the fucking articles before telling me to do anything?
Jaxson Hill
>Believing everything in TV Sinpo-Class
Liam Davis
It wont happen. kek wills it
Alexander Ramirez
pic for reference
they may look like shit but they actually work
Hunter Butler
how about you give me your wifes phone numbers so i can fuck her before you do anything?
Benjamin Price
sadly this has a 0.0001% chance of actually happening
Charles Jenkins
what an amazing comeback, you win
Camden Bennett
OP I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY GET A JOB AND STOP SHITPOSTING THIS THREAD EVERY MORNING
Grayson Rogers
Nah, actually, I think you won, kek.
Commiefornian here. Message for Kim, can you nuke Baltimore instead? My bitchass half brother lives there and he definitely deserves to get blasted off the face of the earth for the heartbreak he's caused my family and I for basically all his life.
I promise you can still nuke LA too and I won't even mind. Without that beaner millstone around our neck maybe we can get Jefferson going for real.