Really makes you think

Really makes you think

>playing pleb kart racers with rubber banding

>this is just like one of my japanese video games!

Example Number. 208819817598123 as to why women should not be allowed to vote or involve themselves in politics. They just don't understand men and the societies they create.

our economy system should be like in that harry potter book

Let's help the lazy more cause they don't want to help themselves. It's only fair - literally you

I guess we should start giving bombs to those in last place too then. I like the way this girl thinks.

Yeah we should punish those who work harder and succeed so those who fail and struggle can get artificially held up to feel good about themselves for a little bit.

Woah.

>Race with limited amount of participants is the same as large economic system
GAME THEORY YOU BITCH
The more powerups you have to give out, the less powerful they can be, so you have a bunch of stimuli for people in 500'000th+ place and they'll keep using them against others that are in close vicinity, while the top 10 get no powerups and just cruise way ahead of anyone because they fear no purple shell or bullet bill
Git Gud

THIS SLIDE TOPIC HAS BEEN POSTED 1 MILLION TIMES
GTFO

>super mario incestuous brothers

>women

> create incentives for people not to work
> "Why aren't x working?"
> liberal logic.

ohhhhhh

>Be me
>Get into first place
>Can - realistically only get three items - banana, green shell and coin
>Coin's useless, but banana and green shell protects against anything, except squidnigger and blue shell.

It's pretty easy to stay in first place unless you're shit.

DO NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN THESE PEOPLE WITH ARGUMENTS

Why must we have to be intellectually honest against these retards? They don't warrant discussion. Simply mock them to their faces. Don't attempt to explain how an economy works and how it's nothing like Mario kart.
Simply call them a retard for equating the economy to some dumbass game for toddlers

Lol good one user have a (you)

>the economy is just like muh Mario Kart!
And these people want us to take them seriously

>Look at this pop culture reference, lol Im so smart aren't I
Why is this a thread anyways?

Shes got a good point

Conservashits and Drumpf supporters would support giving the 1st player infinite stars boost while everyone is shrunken from lightening

thats how republican economics is

"Everyone should be as slow as me."

nobody will understand this, find a way to make it into a harry potter example

They are such children

>fuck the 1%
Fuck with them to much and they just leave your country with all their money. Fucking retarded commies.

All you have to do is shake the wii remote to avoid the squid ink you degenerate

> le wealthy mass exodus that has never happened in history

good i would like to see them leave , but they wouldnt. you are a bootlicker

Yeah because venezuela isn't having any problems with capital flight right now you fucking retarded faggot.

>Usain Bolt should be made to wear lead shoes
>Michael Phelp should have to swim in a sweater

do you even know what game theory is?

Yeah, it has no effect on me because I'm not at shit at the game, but I never knew that.

You retarded faggot have you not heard abou...

fucker.

I'll go ahead and tell you he doesn't.

>video game analogy
Woah, something worse than food analogies.

>power-ups in rl

>all the merit and hard work being in 1st place just to be blue shell'd by a nigger at last second

the usa is also not venezuela you stupid corporate bootlicking cunt

Austrilopithicus want blue turtle shell. Want blue turtle shell NOW.
We racing game now. We race.

save the thread

>rubber banding economy
but then people realize they don't even have to try, just purposefully get yourself into dead last and abuse your power to troll everyone who's better than you.

>let's punish success

These people are beyond stupid.

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Has that cunt forgotten that the point of a race is to win, not just catch up?

Yeah, sure, those people at the top who worked day in and out for success need to be taught a lesson in how success actually works.

Another "why isn't life like a movie/music/video game/Harry potter" twatter whore

>detached children using worlds of fiction in relation to the real world

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Too bad obamas gone otherwise yung spam would get invited to the white house and given the presidential medsl of nigganomics

So, the economy should be 8 or so players jockeying for #1 and everybody else just watching from the sidelines? Isn't that what we have anyway? dumbshit millenials...

I always felt the blue shell was some kind of liberal marxist bullshit.

Now that I think about it, niggers are like mario kart trolls

>purposely remain behind
>acquire free gibs
>fuck the good player

It really isn't any different

Do you think people would go through the process of starting a business and purposedly crash it repeatedly to be last just to troll people in real life? Like... Make a prank out of rubber band economics? In real life?

ITT: Other games that did this also.
Pic related.
>weapon that warps time and slows everyone but you down MASSIVELY
>only ever get it if you are in last place

Venezuela was extremely wealthy until incorporating the objectively idiotic policies you crave so bad. why are you so adamant about hurting people more intelligent and creative than you that you would voluntarily make yourself destitute?

I do agree I may have misused the term here, I'm just really pissed at people that don't think before speaking, and that made me speak before thinking.
What I should have said is "Poor Game Design Choice" but again, I got caught in a moment of blind and unhinged shitposting

how will she feel about that fucking kid who memorizes the level skips?

You don't lose just the mega rich you fucking idiot. You also lose the tradesmen, the small business owners, the professionals ect. People who prefer to keep what they earn and actually stand to earn quite a but. You don't have to be rich to not like socialist retards

But everyone is always bitching about blue shells

[spoiler]post it[/spoiler]

The system is terrible and built for filthy casuals. Still, fun games...

Not all people at the top worked for it.

>blue shell the 1%
>bomb the jews
Check out this antisemite!

this

stop wasting your life on mentally ill commies

smug laughter and mockery is all they deserve if anything but do NOT ever indulge them .

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Aaaaaaaa!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
You gibs now.

If you can leap 10ft in the air you don't need the springboard to hop into the pool. Reasonable.

>life should be like a racing game with classic characters from an old game where a princess is kidnapped by a jealous dragon turtle and saved by a hardworking Italian plumber who collects coins and eats mushrooms

Surely we can make this a reality

Now that's what I call race realism!

god damn it carlos

Life is not a Nitendo game, retarded piece of shit

Also, you must be 18 and over to post here

Haven't played Mario Kart since N64. Banana peels and turtle shells were quite effective defense when in first place.

It should be like in super mario where you continue to tease mario with pussy until he slays the dragon. However if you then don't give mario the pussy well. It's not my fault if mario goes berserk.

Maybe in Portugal, but not here in the US

Sure, we have trust fund babies, but no one, and I mean no one, who runs a successful company got there with anything but merit. The hardest working people in the US are often successful regardless of their career path.

Jesus Carlos

Never a bad post

success is the reward you gluttonous fuck

blue shell is affirmative action

>Usain Bolt should be made to wear lead shoes
>Usain Bolt

When libs say 1st place, they mean white people.

>blue shell the 1%
fucking amazing

The economy is not a video game. Mario Kart's mechanic is design to add challenge to the front runner and to help slower racers. We definitely do not want a welfare state.

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she doesn't know how to play competitively and so demands handicaps for more talented people
sounds about right

ohhhhhhhhhhh

Australopithecus people had long load screen.

Gibs powerups now. Or we rape your princess peach and kill toad man

>"doesn't know how to play competitively"
>doesn't realize regressive power-ups is the mechanic which maintains competition

who said you could talk