Be russia

>be russia
>have 104,000 men
>lose 110,000 men

obvious american education desu

>be Poland
>lose Poland

Poles truly are bad at war

Says the frog

Be Germany, lose every war you ever fought.

You realize the idea that frogs cant fight only comes from WWII right?

The Poles put up a way better fight against the krauts compared to the French

>Frog
>8 months officially at war
>strongest army of Europe (apparently)
>actually supported by allies
>still get attacked by surprise
>attacked only from one direction (and the second least competent army of WW2 after France)
>holds out only a week longer than Poland without any support banged from every direction by two greatest powers of the war
>creates a collaboration state

>be USA
>lose to poor rice niggers in a jungle

they try

104 000-140 000

Come and try us.

>be Germany
>lose 50 tanks against horses

potop szwedzki

>NATO-pedia
not suprising

And them needing to have their asses saved (plus all the mutinies) in WWI
And the Franco-Prussian War
And the last 2 Napoleonic Wars
And I suppose losing all of their colonies and all but leaving NATO didn't help
Basically, France has been in a perpetual state of having its ass kicked for the last 200 years

Poland: The only based European country

based UK helping us fight the eternal franco

>Be burger
>Be at war against terrorism
>Murder millions of civilians
>Shoot around your nuclear waste to kill even more
>Can actually only win by killing yourself
>Actually kill yourself

>losing all of their colonies
No worries, colony inhabitants love frogs so much, they came to France

>And the last 2 Napoleonic Wars

Yeah so shameful

Well, most of your immigrants sought refuge in France during Salazar's dictatorship, not in your Greatest Ally's country.

>inb4 muh landmass is easier to reach

Polish pilots saved England
Polish soliders wins battle at Monte Cassino
Polish people have courage to stand against Nazis at Warsaw in 1944,,

The definitive best ally.

>Polish pilots stole England
>Polish soldiers stole battle at Mont Cassino
>Polish people stole from Nazis at Warsaw in 1944
Now it's accurate

>9 men
>9 prisoners

>Italy
Same level of accomplishment as a colonial battle against savages.

>Frances vs Italy
War of the weak.

Taken after the armistice was signed
But I bet you're so brave you'd yourself keep fighting at 9 against a whole army despite not even being backed by your own side anymore, right?

>be German
>get hit by a truck of peace

You still lost, Pierre.

>not talking about everybody's favorite battle.

>9 vs +5,000
>Kill 200, wound 600
>be a civilized western soldier who understands the rules of war
>somehow a loser

it was brave and I commend them, just having some friendly banter is all

Everyone should go read the wikipedia for this one, its a great story.

AND IT'S THE END OF THE LINE OF THE FINAL JOURNEY
ENEMIES LEAVING THE PAST
IT'S AMERICAN TROOPS AND THE GERMAN ARMY
JOINING TOGETHER AT LAST

Despite the obvious Polish lack of education, this was THE most critical moment of the 20th century. It was at this point that the communist dreams of expansion into Europe were destroyed.
It was in this moment that Poland won it's short lived independence.
Also, this was THE last true cavalry battle of the 20th century.

Sabaton truly makes some great songs.

And he still forget that grand part of French army in that time were Poles (Polish Legion in Italy , even Napoleon cavlary guards were polish - they stayed with him to end)

Thanks , we learned that from the best - Jews

Mate , everybody knows about it in Poland

Yeah, you're one to talk there

>be american
>get shot by nogs

Did someone post the great emu war already ?

How could there be the possibility of only 104,000 if the minimum amount of losses is 110,000?

>200 dead
>600 wounded