Post things that are banned in britain.
Post things that are banned in britain
Mason Morgan
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Jonathan Walker
bikewheel.jpeg
John Wood
Buying cutlery without an ID.
Connor Morris
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Matthew Brown
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Gavin James
Shitposting.
Nathaniel Edwards
Cities which haven't become their own foreign states
Parker Fisher
Does britain have any dignity left?
Sebastian Richardson
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James Russell
>be british
>cops raid your house because you have a butter knife
Joshua Kelly
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
Nathan Sanchez
Opinel is a great knife.
Carson Robinson
They have brexit, but other than that not really.
Christian Jackson
Truthful history.
Julian Walker
BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Aaron Wright
Banter.
Joshua Lee
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Sebastian Bell
when are bongs finally banning trucks?? racist scum!
Dylan Hall
Awhile ago while browsing came across a article from the bdsm community saying that it's banned there. And it was even saying doing anything dominant like telling your gf "no" or not letting her spend your money is a criminal offense because it's considered abusive.
Anthony Hill
>be british
>get arrested for not paying your TV license
Lmao
Aaron Cox
*unsheaths bike wheel survival bow*
Juan Moore
pic related
Cooper Harris
Jokes aside a small knife like that wouldn't be banned, the blade needs to be longer than 3 inches for it to be illegal to carry. I'm not defending our shitty laws but your meme is shitty too.
Eli Jenkins
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Kayden Richardson
A while ago I bought one of those Opinel box sets that has a bunch of different sizes. I imagine leaving that somewhere in London for some dumb cunt to find and scream "JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN ARSENAL!!" and call the bomb squad and national security or something.
Matthew Jones
You don't understand, Brexit was done to signal to the world how much they hate white Polish immigrants over Paki, Indian and African migrants which sometimes mayhaps cause a bit of trouble due to the structural racism of British society and the Western World but never as much as those damn white Poles.
Asher Hill
>banned in britain
Lucas Clark
Brooms
Jonathan Garcia
>3 inches
Oh, all is fine then john darling
Elijah Peterson
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Brody Parker
Hurt feelings. Pic related.
Offensive facebook comments.
theguardian.com
Following the arrest, Insp Ewan Wilson from Dunoon police office said: “I hope that the arrest of this individual sends a clear message that Police Scotland will not tolerate any form of activity which could incite hatred and provoke offensive comments on social media.
conservativetribune.com
Richard Evans, a 37-year-old man believed to be the son of one of the owners of the rental company the van used in the fatal terror attack came from, was taken into custody after seemingly suggesting the Islamophobic attacker could have been more effective if he had used a steam roller or tank to conduct his vehicular assault.
“Glad I’m not running the van hire the police wouldn’t like what my answer would be,” Evans is alleged to have wrote in a Facebook post on an account that has since been deleted, but not before it was shared numerous times on Twitter.
“It’s my dad’s company I don’t get involved it’s a shame they don’t hire out steam rollers or tanks could have done a tidy job then,” he allegedly added.
The U.K. Independent reported that Evans was “held on suspicion of displaying threatening, abusive, insulting written material with intent that is likely to stir up racial hatred.”
Ayden Adams
Archived that
>theguardian com/uk-news/2016/feb/16/man-arrested-facebook-posts-syrian-refugees-scotland
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Jaxon Anderson
Blondes?
Nolan Gray
wow i havent laughed out loud in a while until now. seriously britcucks? why havent you all killed yourselfs or your government yet?
Gabriel Thomas
>Lost my mother to a bike wheel
Lost my country to a kike shill.
Jace Roberts
>be me
>jamal McBurgersteinovitz
>bedtime, so get bed dinner ready
>tub of lard with a spoon
>getting in bed, diabeetus leg falls off
>throw in bin
>wake up hungry 5 mins later
>roll downstairs leaving a snail trail of sweat and drool
>fridge is gone
>robbed by niggers
>call police
>Somalian officer turns up
>get shot
Y'all
Alexander Reyes
That is so fucking cool.
Kevin Reyes
are truck nuts really banned in britain?
Jack James
>Richard Evans
Rich Evans is a good boy and didn't do anything.
Blake Foster
And to think that once they ruled the waves.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Evan Lewis
You're totally right
David Hill
depends if it's a locking blade, all locking blades are illegal in your country m8
Gavin Howard
Maybe they identify as tractor nuts, you don't know.
Michael Morgan
>You don't understand, Brexit was done to signal to the world how much they hate white Polish immigrants over Paki, Indian and African migrants which sometimes mayhaps cause a bit of trouble due to the structural racism of British society and the Western World but never as much as those damn white Poles.
Fucking this. I never minded the poles at all, or any real (white) European. infact the only reason people side with the EDL is because Muslims tell them that fags are wrong, and cunts shouldn't be put on a pedestal. This offends the average Brit.
We need a good culling. An Ethno EU state i'm all for.
Christian Gutierrez
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Owen Cox
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Xavier Ramirez
being white is definitely banned in britain
Nathan Lopez
No just real ones
Henry Harris
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Adam Sanchez
>bin
Hello, Ahmed, how is London?
Grayson Parker
ohhh myyy godddd
Joseph Harris
That's just for EDC. Hunting knives etc are OK in context - ie hunting camping, work etc. Not on the dance floor or shitaviousses house of crack.
I got a spiderco for EDC and a kabar for hunting.
Anthony Brooks
>denists
Which one of us is retarded? Or both?
Brandon Jackson
KEK, can't brits order knives off like fucking amazon or something?
Kevin Anderson
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Nathan Hernandez
youtube.com
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BIN THAT KNIFE
David Flores
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Justin Jenkins
Happiness
Nathaniel Gomez
No fucking way. Really?
Nolan James
Life Enjoyment
Jackson Ward
fucking wow
This is great
Do they report hate crimes ?
I can't wait to make a parody account
or just make anti Muslim shit lord comments at the BTP
Thanks user
Zachary Myers
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Easton Jackson
His hair is pretty neat.
Daniel Kelly
Shit, still had the meme flag on from /lrg/
>London
Had to visit a few times recently for work. It honestly wasn't as bad I was expecting. Where I was (Euston, Camden etc) I saw more eastern euros than anything else. Having said that, that moped acid attack thing happened while I was there...
Mason Cox
>born with no vital organs
why did they keep this thing alive and let it suffer so much
Jeremiah Jenkins
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Wyatt Bell
It's a meme, lad
Jaxon Robinson
Sun
Anthony Lopez
BIN
Dominic Jackson
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Eli Scott
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Justin Collins
drop the knife
Elijah Richardson
>make fake muslim accounts
>exploit the cucks to frame lefties of being islamophobic
why not?
Jason Hughes
Freedom of speech
Freedom of association
Courage
Standing up for your nation, people, and future
Noah Butler
why are brits so unbelievably degenerate
Landon Ortiz
Opportunity to save it existed, you fucking coward.
Never have kids, if you do, give them for adoption.
Leo Ortiz
bin that thought
Isaac Jackson
Kek, so I need an id to buy a butter knife, but no id to buy a military knife?
Christopher Thompson
That's an Opinel, the blade locks using that little collar, so it's potentially unlawful regardless of blade length. It needs to be less than 3 inches AND not lock.
Jordan Diaz
>Thank you. And we're sorry to hear that
Kek. What kind of retarded brainlet is controlling the Hackney's twatter account?
Jordan Wood
Whenever I come across these threads I like to play "Britannia rules the waves" on loop until I piss myself - sad tears streaming down my laughing face
Isaac Reed
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2614834/Arrested-quoting-Winston-Churchill-European-election-candidate-accused-religious-racial-harassment-repeats-wartime-prime-ministers-words-Islam-campaign-speech.html
The dispersal order was issued following complaints from members of the public about the man's behaviour.
'He was further arrested on suspicion of religious/racial harassment.
'He quoted an excerpt about Islam from the book The River War by Winston Churchill.
'Reportedly, a woman came out of the Guildhall and asked Mr Weston if he had the authorisation to make this speech.
'When he answered that he didn't, she told him, "It's disgusting," and then called the police.
This is another thing that winds me up, after brexit, did they start fights with niggers? Did they try and push out somalis? No, they abuse old German ladys. GERMANS. It's like the Anglo hasn't read a fucking history book, Or book for that matter.
>An old, crying German woman calls up James O'Brien on LBC telling him about the racial abuse she is facing in the UK.
youtube.com
I could do this all night going on about police arresting over offensive facebook pages. This one is a fucking classic though.
A father with Parkinson’s disease was arrested as he watched the Olympic cycling road race because he ‘failed to smile or look like he was enjoying himself’.
Mark Worsfold, a martial arts trainer and former soldier, claims that he was thrown to the floor and handcuffed just as cyclists passed by.
Mr Worsfold, who had stopped to watch the men’s road race in Leatherhead, Surrey, after holding a Taekwondo demonstration nearby, said officers told him he was being arrested and taken to Reigate police station because he was not smiling.
Jacob Stewart
Too soon
Kayden Wood
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Nathaniel Allen
>posting the photoshopped version
Josiah Davis
How is that any different than EDC, you never know when you will need a knife and I don't mean for self defense. For instance can you not carry a locking knife in your first aid kit, being that locking knives are safer since you are less likely to cut yourself or hurt the person you trying to help.
What if you just bolt 2 knives together and call them scissors?
Xavier Gonzalez
FIlename = Dentists
Nathaniel Perry
Sauce?
Nicholas Reyes
Not paying the Bull Tax
Robert Cox
Because we don't have guns
Jordan Howard
>a fancy letter opener is banned
How do you guys read your mail?
Angel Ross
I feel for you. I'm going after your countrymen that piously defend it, but have the obvious schadenfreude of socialist peasants.
Matthew Cox
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Cameron Sanders
Actually, that's legal
Luke Flores
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Evan Morgan
>tfw
:'(
Parker James
I guess they have your details from the order, and know your over 18 cos credit card. All the knife shit only happens in "quintessially british" neighbourhoods...
I got a right collection of edged weapons. Set of pic related having on my wall.
Alexander Williams
They have to post those (((weapons sweeps))) as a joke right?
Brayden Murphy
>potato bitch hating on his superiors
56%
oh sweden, you are so innocent and rapey
show your geo flag fuck boy
>will no one else defend the homeland?
Eli Sanders
They are 100% real and not a joke