RCMP user

I have intercepted information detailing an upcoming planned event that may shock even the likes of you. This is no ordinary "happening" as you call them. No, this is a confirmed scenario where something is actually going to happen.

There is an adherent risk that revealing details could lead to my unmasking, so I cannot say what exactly will happen, or when. Where the happening will occur is, of course, too risky to reveal for now.

All I can say beyond the preceding is you must remain vigilant at all times.

The RCMP is more powerful than you think.

proofs faggot

jesus fuck
this was a really shitty attempt at a larp thread

apply yourself

You want I should be unmasked?
Fool???

No. No. No. You are not RCMP.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother putting myself at risk to help.

You haven't helped at all faget. Either give us something or fuck off.

How is it help if you literally don't say anything beyond "something is going to happen somewhere"? Details or proof of you are, you larping faggot

If the Someone is putting the lives of innocent human beings at risk in the US or Canada, or any nation with which the Five Eyes Alliance is not at war, you need to get with the program and get going on this.

You are being vague to the point of being not at all helpful.

where you at user?

Come to Canmore faggot. Lets 69

Wow. So much info. Not even good larping.

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Coming on Sup Forums and saying that something is going to happen that will shock everyone and then don't say anything at all as to what it is, is NOT being helpful leaf.
Tits or GTFO

What do you want from me?? Providing details is the most dangerous thing a person can do. Be grateful for the information provided or BTFO.

Even if true, why bother posting this? You said nothing.

This is a Nothingburger.

You might as well be on the SKYKING thread.

Provide some fucking information then

Just what do Trudeau and Beiber have in common, besides the obvious?

>i have information about a habbening
>cant tell you information
>cant give you hints about information
>cant give you proof i have information
>cant tell you when it will happen
>cant even tell you if justin has a penis or not

So what can you tell us RCMPanon?

Ok, good luck leaf

Have it your way then. A smart user will know to timestamp this though.

Go back to fucking /x/ with your lazy as shit roleplaying.

What goes on here?

go outside and play faget.