>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>to kiwi Robert There's well over 300 million people in this country. By any real standard, at least a few of them are going to be total fucking idiots.
Jason Butler
friday night prime Robert hours
Ryan Perez
>because someone will cut her head off
Wyatt Rodriguez
Thanks for the thread Robert, had to be away for a few.
Ryan Parker
>someone can't see her because she's black and someone will cut her head off What...did i misshear this?
Hudson Peterson
even with a large population things shouldnt be like this, this is because you guys got easy on the niggers
you think shit was like this in the 40's? fuck no because if they ever tried to pull this shit they would get fucking lynched
Hudson Barnes
Got your back Robert
No user, you sure didn't.
Evan Mitchell
this is just an average night for Chicago's blacks
Jack Baker
That happened in my city, over a game of Magic on Halloween. I wish I was kidding. Dude was caught walking down the highway with a machete and a head.
Eli Bennett
Them digits.
Really I think that's an actual factor for a lot of things nationwide as a whole. Men are not men, but little boys. Women are little girls and whores. There's no real guidance for the youth or punishment in life for most things anymore.
Justin Diaz
>caught Was he trying to be sneaky? Fuck m8
Blake Davis
Civil Rights Act of 1964 is the law which has placed us here and who truly knows for the future.
Nathaniel Ortiz
I'm shocked it was not a "sweet ass katana" since they were playing magic.
>foot chase
Aaron Garcia
You see user, once upon a time along came a Jew, and to the niggers of America this particular Jew proclaimed, "I have a Dream!" And now here we are.
Zachary Davis
get 'em Robert
Brody Jones
>is this a male or female? transphobic bitch
Grayson Myers
...
Zachary Thomas
>gambling and swearing >like they do every night
Jack Kelly
I'd be more then happy to start treating them like animals, but pretty much everyone in a city will act as if your insane for being worried about the borderline feral apes.
Justin Brooks
>america used to be a first world country not to long ago
Owen Green
>Like Lazarus Oh god their becoming immune to bullets
There ya go. Then we had some crazy bitch plow through a parade. Then a bunch of methheads burned a body on not their property. It's sleepy till it's nuts, hard to describe. School's about to start up too, bringing in some more nonsense to deal with. Drugs come with students.
>Like lazarus, he came back to life. It's a Chiraq miracle.
Joshua Walker
>like Lazarus he has come back to life lmao
Bentley Williams
The first mistake was Deposit Insurance Provisions of the Banking Act of 1933.
Landon Cruz
This is not America. This is ChIraq.
Brayden Butler
shoot yourself with small bullets to build up immunity to larger calibre bullets
Is Chicago way more fucked up than the rest of America? Yes
Cameron Lee
>1865
Nolan Murphy
>stillwater we wuz third street saints and sheeit
Logan Bailey
And yes I understand that Lesotho is it's own country
Nolan Anderson
More than one African has killed himself because he believed the witch doctor who told him to do that.
Ryan Ortiz
I had to do that in order to live in Chicago. Start with a 2mm pinfire (pic related) every day and work your way up. Shit hurts but you get used to it. .
Bentley Johnson
>group of males blacks selling drugs WHAT?!??!!
Evan Cook
>114 mph
Jackson Garcia
>114 mph >in a nissan
god speed guy, but you don't need it
Thomas Reed
The ghetto starts at 9th, close though. That game fucked with me since SPD don't fuck around, Operation Dragonslayer and whatnot.
>Doin' donuts in the street. >Group of Blacks sellin' drugs, one has a pocket knife.
Landon Lopez
>white charger doing donuts in the street
Lincoln Foster
yeah you gotta step your way up. The people who used the 50AE for youtube were really on a 9mm level of tolerance.
>white dodge charger doing doughnuts
Juan Davis
Doughnuts doin' dodge charger northbound.
Julian Butler
>between 35 and 39 cars drag racing in the parking lot
James Flores
>35 to 39 cars trying to use a parking lot to race.
Lucas Cook
>BONAFIDE burglary
Isaiah Edwards
>the daughter's at the door with a knife trying to fight the other daughter
Nathan Bell
One will end up dead the other will end up in jail, The boy they are fighting over forgot them in a week
>gsw to right shin left ankle
Jack Anderson
>woman yelling for help Robert is literally a superhero
Adam Moore
Niggers are in jail longer entirely because they get more serious charges.
Somebody throwing up signs and threatening people.
Elijah Diaz
>special attention skate park >launda having issues with boyfriend
Henry Turner
>that almost perfectly circular hole
Ethan Parker
>complaining about the white....
I bet they've never used that combination of words before
Andrew Gray
I think you can see his lung expanding and deflating also
Zachary Harris
>the wagon's coming your way
Daniel Long
>gunshot wound >serious condition
Bentley Brooks
>>group of males blacks selling drugs >WHAT?!??!!
i know right? sounds like a fucking lie.
Julian Lewis
Now and then they do. Not long ago there was the unicorn Native American with tribal tattoos stabbing a black woman.
Grayson Thomas
One night we also had 3 male arabs dragging a handcuffed guy into the woods.
Luis Cox
His face pisses me off EXACTLY as much as niggers' faces do now. Christ I'm serious its uncanny. Fucking triggering meme you got there be careful.
Dominic Harris
>loud music, people can't sleep
Xavier Lopez
I'm going to bed, I have things to do tomorrow. Keep your keys checked.
Camden Cruz
...
Xavier Foster
>Can't translate baboon speak
Carson Gonzalez
I felt weird just looking at it myself.
James Adams
and nignog's friend, or whoever, probably didn't call anyone. gotta git dem views
Charles Brooks
Goodnight, Robert.
Isaac Nguyen
alright faggots, see you tommorrow
and fix your fucking country
Liam Hernandez
Star nigg to the rescue
Brandon Parker
...
Ayden Torres
See you next time
Jose Cooper
that's a cool pepe
Owen Sanchez
Yup, and he left a big pile of his skin on that metal plate behind him.
Juan Bennett
Diversity is our strength!
Robert Evans
>Being surrounded >Cops just left
Hudson Perez
Late to the party, Roberts, anything good happen?
Angel Jenkins
The usual Friday night coonery.
Andrew Adams
Some typical shit, but stuff like drag racing, a few deaths, drunk bitches who couldn't move, 11 year old with a gun, dudes gambling, shitty drug fronts, but otherwise standard shit.
Carter Gomez
>30 year old male walked into the hospital with three stab wounds to the back
Charles Lopez
Man stabbed in Garfield Park.
Isaac Sanchez
40 year old male hit in throat and bleeding, unable to speak.
Sebastian Smith
Did they just say responding to people armed with flathead screwdrivers?
>Female screaming out of the house for help
What else is new
Julian Brooks
>when niggers steal electricity
Asher Lewis
More drag races, must be some kind of season.
Samuel Adams
Fritatto or Fritatta?
Now I'm hungry
Jordan Edwards
I support the police. It is sad I never see marches to support the police.
Lincoln Price
ready for an all-nighter.
Lucas Lee
I just died from that.
Hunter Flores
Why is, "check your keys" a meme, is a dispatcher famous for saying this?
Ian Hernandez
I don't know if you ever went down to Lower Wacker but it's a whole "Fast and the Furious" scene pretty much every weekend. Sorry for the lame Commie Trib vid, don't feel like looking for anything better.
The radios have a button to talk which can get stuck and keep them broadcasting over the channel. So dispatch will notify the channel there's an open key, or active radio.
Sometimes it takes a little while before Robert notices
Justin Ross
>male early 20s shot in the street
Liam Edwards
Halsted and Roscoe is "Boystown" for all you non-Chicago listeners. Fags in drag at the gay bars, the fights get very catty.
