UNBELIEVABLE

UNBELIEVABLE
POWERFUL
INSPIRING

THE QUEEN OF BRITAIN HAS OFFICIALY SLAYED DROUMPF

DRUMPFANZEES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>she

Oh no the queen might shoot the US president

Seriously what planet do you live on

Are you retarded or something?

Ol Lizze gives him the ol *Teleports behind you*
Burgers BTFO

>queen comes at trump with sword
>SS shoots her dead
>???

Trump will grab the sword and behead the Queen, finishing what America started hundreds of years ago

And just as much US can then nuke the living shit out of the UK

Its not to say that she can do it without any consequencces

>britain wanting to give casus belli to a former colony to colonize them

please

American here
this is perfectly appropriate banter between sovereign leaders of civilized nations
What are you some kind of poofter faggot? It's all in good fun

It's from the daily mash retard

thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313

>SAS trained close protection teams from RPG
Yeah, that's going to happen

Archived that satire/fake news site for you.

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LITERALLY YASS SLAYY QUEEN

Technically its true. Serious crimes are judged at the Crown Court, i doubt Her Majesty's Courts and Tribunals Service would be objective.

>bike wheels
>banned in britain

>no one can touch her

except a Minuteman ICBM flying up her flabby ass.

>"Excuse me Queen can you kill Trump?!"
>journalists repeat question for 6 months
>she finally answers
>they all now report her out of context saying that she plans on killing Trump
>Sup Forums even believes them
beautiful

If she said that about Muslims she would be forced to abdicate and jailed for Islamophobia

Cheers, norski archive angel, but the mash is OK, they deserve the traffic

*slays the queen*

it is done.

Do you still use them, thought you would have gone all Trident by now.

>nobody can touch

well, nukes are nobody, techically

DRUMPF IS FINISHED!

HOW DO YOU FEEL DRUMPFSTER??

I forget which state but in America you have the right to murder the Ruling monarch of Brittan

>DROUMPF
>DRUMPFANZEES
I love your baby talk. Goo goo. Goo goo.

>UNBELIEVABLE
>POWERFUL
>INSPIRING


youtu.be/KX1CSSZa1v0

>DRUMPF IS FINISHED!
>HOW DO YOU FEEL DRUMPFSTER??
I love your baby talk also. Goo goo. Goo goo.

What if Trump kill her instead, pulls up a big 45 and blows her head into jelly shit?

Our timeline is so surreal that it wouldn't even faze me a little to witness that literally happening

Well, yes she could.

Presuming, at her age, she could even lift a sword.

I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud of this

>grabbing a sharp sword as it is swinging mid air

well done you fucking nonce

Damn, she comes out with this now?

Not when that chimp was visiting her palace?

Stop making things up. Archery is one of the most popular sports now. All kids want to try it due to got and hunger games. Bows have never been illegal.

I hope this happens so much.
British royals are the worst

source or fake news

wheres that vid of the muzzies blowing that dudes head off with explosives?

only interesting death related thing i've seen on here in a few days

nothing personal kid.

She could legally under her own countries laws. It wouldn't stop the nuke from vaporising her and her doggos though.

Stump is a doo doo man

>SS shoots her dead
>QG shoot all SS personnel

>nobody can touch her
What happen the last time we fought the redcoats.

>And just as much US can then nuke the living shit out of the UK

The loss of their national leader

vs losing

-Harry Potter
-James Bond
-high quality Premiership soccer
-Gordon Ramsay

>legally I can rape her, Paki in the U.K. confirms.

Pic related happened

>Europeans are unable to grab a sharp sword as it is swinging mid air.
>People like this actually exist.
No wonder you people lost your colonies to us.

She can legally do whatever the fuck she wants because the law is carried out in her name and so does not apply to her.

She's a glorified tourist attraction.

>implying she can carry one in the first place
Be a good lord, bin that sword.

I bet the Queen is pretty sound. Weren't the rumours that she was heavily in favour of Brexit?

Yup, the royals are purely ceremonial, but she brings in fuck loads of tourists and saves us tax money.

You win.

With what, she did bin that knife, didn't she?

I don't think Americans are ready to invade another Muslim country yet.

>UK and US go to war
>UK is completely fucked
Cmon now none of this could ever happen for this reason

underrated

kek

Such a lovley lady

She'll be dead within a couple of years, then when the next election comes around Labour will get in power and have a referendum on ending monarchy.
All the brown people plus millennials will vote to turn the palace into a mosque and that's the end of that.

Yeah, and then on Christmas, when you guys were getting piss drunk and eating, a few guys in some boats rowed across a frigid river, and slit your throats why you slept.

Ramsay lives in LA

UK, France, Canada could take down the USA in a surprise pincer attack.

Canada would take Portland, Seattle, Chicago.

Detroit is easy, it's already encircled by existing borders.

lel

Freedom zone glasses all of England

HOLY SHIT, A Swordfight might determine, who will rule the Anglosphere !


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>1 in 2 amerilards are obese
>amerishit thinks his civs can win a war
>gets drone striked

UK is the aggressor here, what makes you think France and Canada would join in attacking America?

while you were polishing your crown I was studying the blade

nice try, nothing personal

Nothing is ceremonial you idiot.

Yeah, nah faggot, nobody goes overseas to look at a oldcrone with her depends. Is this the reason people go to france you fucken retard.

>he actually believed the headline

When did you go to Australia?

Don't, the dumb fat cuck will probably go on about throwing nukes everywhere like the coward he is.

Best way to defeat America, is just let them getr Bannana'd to Brazil level in 2040 thanks to their womyn not wanting kids, unless it's with Tyrone 1/4back or 'BASED' Phlumpmphf hat guy.

nah, ISIS just hung me upside down from the Church Tower

We're theorising on what would happen if the queen did shoot Trump. This has little to do with the headline at this point.

Jokes on you.

Our military is maybe 300k strong with an additional 4 battalions of trannies.

Why do you think we have nukes? Because we were first and smart? No nigger, we're lazy. Thats why England gets glassed so our fattys can continue grazing on the walmarts

At least one of their highest ranking military officers isn't a fucking penguin

>UK is the aggressor here, what makes you think France and Canada would join in attacking America?

Create new Anglo-French empire under the Queen

France should belong to England anyway, everyone knows this

Human history is fake, does that mean anything to you?

It's from the Daily Mash. Fucking morons.

>What happen the last time we fought the redcoats.

You lost. Your capital was burnt down, your army was routed, your navy was annihilated, you went bankrupt and the New England states attempted to secede in order to broker a separate peace with Britain. And this was while we were fighting a real war against Napoleon.

It's strange how Americans perform so poorly in wars when they don't have allies to do all the fighting and planning for them.

24 Dead, This is considered a Battle in the Anglosphre.
Just walk into a polish Disco and you´ll see more carnage each weekend

>Best way to defeat America, is just let them getr Bannana'd to Brazil level


You mean be like the UK is now?
lol will never work

>burger

>First Central Bank of America charter expires 1811
>War of 1812
>Second Central Bank of America chartered 1816

Putting the military might of the two countries aside, I think Trump could probably take her 1v1 in melee combat.
He is in the WWE hall of fame after all.
The Queen would go for the first blow with her sword, but on account of her being ancient it would only be a flesh wound if it even connected. Trump would then disarm her and hit her with a suplex followed by a figure four leg lock. Then he'd piledrive her for good measure.
What is she gonna do when Trumpamania runs wild on her?

>tfw young queen was hot af she was fucking stacked as hell with those rude ass royal titties

Are you trying to tell me that she has any real power?
Yeah, it's not like Buckingham Palace is surrounded by tourists at most given times during the day or anything.

>Who is the person? The true king wears a baseball cap.

KYS

ISIS funding in Syria ENDED

The US is funding ISIS in BRITAIN NOW

The royals did jack shit while London became Mohammadstan. If anyone gets the sword, it'll be them, and I can't say they won't deserve it.

that is the lowest energy gif I've ever seen. very sad.

>queen can kill trump if he is on British soil.

Okay? But selling Trump ransom is much more profitable for a perfidious albion

And then legally american will turn west-pakistan into glass

>Queen was alive during the lifetime of Enoch Powell
>didn't heed his warnings

drumpfskins btfo

DESIGNATED, remember that the army had indian soldiers back then.
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>Queen had that much power back then
The Queen doesn't have power. This all comes back to the (((Republicans))) and the (((parliamentarians)))

Fascism or absolute monarchism is the solution here.

does she what a war with the usa