Are the Austrian people the most based people on earth?
>most genetically diverse ppl with Germanic, Celtic, Med, Slavic, Balkan blood
>biggest dick average
>many male pornstars are Austrian like Mick Blue
>unlike Germans, Austrians are not cucks
>high IQ average. Many great scientists. Schrodinger was Austrian.
>stuck to Catholicism unlike German cucks.
>Austrian dialect of German is much cooler
trips of truth
>Can't even win wars against their own wildlife
Pathetic
No, the Poles are
many Poles in southwestern Poland have Austrian ancestry
can't believe i forgot to mention Arnie is Austrian.
>unlike Germans, Austrians are not cucks
>stuck to Catholicism unlike German cucks.
>Austrian dialect of German is much cooler
to think they were so close to unifying with germany
things would be much different for them today
Did you say stralians cunt?
I'm an American with Austrian heritage and it's hilarious how many people in the US conflate me with Australians. they always ask me about kangaroos lol
Austrians are based only because they are Slavs.
Austrian austrian here.
Trips speak the truth.
Also don't forget to mention Mozart. Greatest Musician who ever lived.
Ya Austria is so based they are Muslim majority in 20 years.
i'm glad you said musician, and not composer.
BACH POWER
compared to him, mozart is a composter LEL
>American with Austrian heritage
How often does it come up in conversation that your great grandmother was Austrian?
we always talk about our heritage in america. ;-)
Australians are better
>unlike Germans, Austrians are not cucks
Yet they elected a Grune president. (although the election was rigged and the revote and constant pushing back of the date was extremely questionable).
Honestly, I hope you guys can elect FPO and we can see some quiet deportations of all the Turks and niggers that I saw running around. Vienna because a sketchy place at night...
Austrians are basically rude, pretentious Germans who shout their language instead of speak it. Still love it over there though.
FUCK AISTRAILA
British women are whores and love big Austrian cock. I visit England every so often and I always slay British pussy with my big Vienna sausage.
thanks m8
Retard, I actually am half-Austrian and spend about a third of the year in Salzburg with my Mother's family. Not some retarded heritage-faggot like yourself, who probably can't even speak German.
>salzburg
nigger alert
many whores from salzburg come to vienna for the big vienna sausage you half breed faggot
Just visited Salzburg. What a beautiful city, apart from all the mudslimes. I liked the bridge with all the locks, hilarious how some retards put combination locks on there.
No, they let that migrant who raped that little boy go free because it was a sexual emergency
Also this
big tiddies
>based
kys
>literally the most cucked nation on earth
>literally the most (((feminist))) nation on earth
>literally no guns
>literally need an ID to buy plastic knives
>literally drunk retards who are descendants of british rejects
if they were in the same geographical location as germany they would be Australistan by now.
Austrian, not Australian.
>Slavs
>based
kæk
>flag
you have disavowed your legiance to all nations, and have chosen exile and the life of the pariah. Be gone, Kekfart.
you've never even been to Vienna, you burger mutt. Name the famous restaurant, the one down the flight of stairs with the holy name.
No
murrikan education.
Austria, not Australia.
hey danish pig, stop associating with us austrians.
we're not cucks like you scandinavian faggots
scandinavian women are feminist and love muslim cock
Poles are white niggers. Their entire economy relies on EU gibs.
>Australia
>Austria
Sir can you read?
>hides nationality behind joke flag
into the oven he goes.
Mozart is so overrated. I think that Rossini and arachmaninov are much better than he could have ever been.
Austria has basically the same Muslim problems as Germany proportionally and Catholicism is fundamentally cucked to this gay pope right now
we have succeeded in making scandinavian countries multicultural.
ethnic scandinavians are minority among younger demographics. scandinavian men have small dicks and scandinavian women love muslim cock
WIENER RAUS
>we
lol
Hang yourself, degenerate
Looks lie an upside down roastie to me.
Don't Forget, Hitler
jks only bluepilled knobs think he's based
Basically your argument is 'muh dick'
proving that Australians think with the same mindset as blacks, which is why they were criminals who were sent there to start with.
Hitler was German, mate :^)
Austria dindu nuffin
only tiny-dicked scandinavians deny that penis size is important
Not all Australians are based, but Australia has the highest based-to-normie ratio
>Using dick size as an argument
>Not being Sweden with 14.88cm average
You disgust me, hick-Germany.
>not realizing that all Austrian threads must always devolve into Australian discussions b/c of the Australian shitposting problem
should've just made an Australian thread from the start OP.
that's not even 6 inches.
no wonder swedish women love brown cock so much
good thing sweden's leaders are pro-immigrantion. we must ensure the ethnic swedish population mixes with others.
the heritage stuff is usually small talk
>immigrantion
>inches from cm information
>shitposting an Australian about brown cock
>National Traitorism
Eat your crow you bastard
>brown cock
near east dick is even shorter tho.
I met a really cute Austrian exchange student that I think had a crush on me last semester. I would have jumped her bones, but she didn't appear to shower frequently.
The problem is that after 1918 Austria became an irrelevant useless nation and Germany little bitch.
Italians are niggers. You're not white.
They do that to celebrate their eternal love as a couple. Most of them probably lasted one month kek
Surprisingly often. If you and the conversation-mate share common roots, It helps to form a friendship. Conversely, if I'm of German heritage and a person is an ashkenazi kike, I get to make holohoax jokes with impunity.
God Bless America
Muh first victim ;_;
Still more relevant than Austria XD XD
You're probably some filthy cityfaggot.