OFFICIAL Balkan people rate thread

1. Macedonians - descedants of Alexander the Great, banter masters
2. Slovens - Aryans, larping as slavs
3. Montenegrians - Jews, larping as slavs
4. Bosnians - good-tier slavs, awesome food
5.Croats - average-tier conceited slavs
6. Bulgayrians - gypsies, larping as slavs
7.Serbs - blood thirsty subhumans, who cause all troubles in the Balkans
8. Alb*nians - not sure if humans at all

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youtu.be/-Lb9wiZ8gY0
worldatlas.com/articles/the-poorest-countries-in-europe.html
youtube.com/watch?v=4CKVh3lNum0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

lol umad?

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t. bosniak diaspora

can't rate you below alb*nians, sorry

all of you bosniaks need to go live in your beloved turkey and fuckin starve in it

Albanians are Muslims, so they suck just by that standard.

ok ahmed

This is actually a greek b8 thread.

Nothing to do with slavs

hi, americunt

40% of us are Christian fuck off

pretty much spot on

I can barely distinguish you from akhmeds tbqfh

MFW Albania is slowly taking over Macedonia from the inside and there will soon to be nothing left but Muslims and hairy Greeks.

1. croatia
2.slovenians
3.macedonians
4.bosniaks
5. serbs
6.monteniggers
7.bulgarians
8.albanians

but at least we all agree Albanians are cancer

Slovenes are our jews, they like to larp as aryan. Accurate about buggers, they are our niggers.
Also serbs are not that bad, they make good tractors.
Never trust a Croat, but at least we gave you goys Tesla.

mfw Judaism is the 4th largest religion in Montenegro

Macedonian diaspora detected. Shame on you taking credit for Greek accomplishments and attributing them to that non country

Hahahahaha

How is Belgium or belgikistan doing Eurocuck

You are no different than the Swedish caliphate or britbogistan

In Belgium your daughters are sleeping with Somali pirate and you no care.
You are true definition of cuckery

Haha
You want to shit on Albania because we are blessed by allah and we are first people in evropa

dont you have some varg videos to watch?

Why dont you all gang up on albanians ?

because they will ahve to admit that serbia was right

>Macedonians
>Diaspora
choose one, true Macedonians have no reason to leave their country
k
just stay in ur cunt, OK?
thnx

9. JEWS - I thought they're all dead
10. GYPS - GTFO, not humans

Hahahahaha
What drug did your government give you
You are Hollifag who is no different from belgic cuck

If Albania stop weed export to hollandistan your contry crumble like dry biscuit. Your country is like whore of babalonia .
Your contry also make me think of Portugal because every one is high on heroin

Hahaha
German cuck who let African warlord sleep with his daughter

You beat up one Albanian and the whole clan come after you

Hahahahahahaha

Your daughter will die in the process

jesus fucking christ how long is your IQ?
Most of our weed we grow ourselves, illegally.
we even export weed and pills. but its declassified.

low* autocorrect

Macedonians - burnt out civilization. Full of gypsies.

Slovens - who cares?

Montenegrians - niggers. Literally black mountain.

Bosnians - Not serbs.

Croats - cowardly

Bulgarians - yuck.

Serbs - Funny interesting people in the 90s. Quiet now.

Albanians - kebab but when I went there they where alright people.

Hahaha
Your father is maybe African child soldier
From Kenya

I cannot think of a more degenerate country that hollandistan
You sell your daughters for the weedie moneyz
I don't know what else to tell you other than your overdose is near

>not knowing macedonia is in northern greece
>still pretending they are descendants of alexander
top fucking kek. fyrom is a joke.

>7.Serbs - blood thirsty subhumans, who cause all troubles in the Balkans
yeah, im the one to blame

stay mad gr*k

my father is italian my mother is dutch.
and we make a good living here, alot of albanians here because your country sucks ass. and theyre all rude animals. You probably sell your wife for a working toilet.

>Croats - cowardly
You're hurting my feelings

Whelp, here we go again.
youtu.be/-Lb9wiZ8gY0

Yeah, have to disagree with it as well.
Two of us are OG Kebab removers.

Mate don't listen to him, I bet his IQ is barely above that of a goldfish

I won't be rating Croats for obvious reasons

>1. Slovenians - I like the mountain Jews. Just wish they allready stop with the territorial claims. Technically not part of the Balkans (Everything south of the Sava and Dunabe river is).

>2. Bulgarians - Hardcore fellows, both speak the same church sclavonic dialect. Only i wish they'd stop sending their gypsies over. Those fuckers are on a plundering spree now.

>3. Macedonians - Bulgarians larping as Greeks... But got to hand it to them that they are at least protecting their borders..with the exception of the whole Albanian thing. Hope they get rid of the roach infestation.

>4. Serbs - I get a good laugh at their WE WUZ behaviour and the fact that their PM is a Croatian DYKE.

>5. Montenegrins - They managed to break away from Serbia to reclaim their identity... Only problem is now they are trying to pretend that they are Croats. Still manage to get a few laughs of the jokes about their laziness.

>6. Greeks - We both fell for the same EU scam... Only we managed to survive it for now. I feel sorry for them for falling into even more shit with socialist politics running rampant and border control being non-existent.

>7. Albanians - It's time you guys converted to Christianity if you want to free your self from the Roach stigma... Also stop with the intrusion on your neighbouring countries. Literally worse than Mexico.

>You beat up one Albanian and the whole clan come after you
Not if you beat up the whole clan.

Took this yesterday in Croatia
>WE

We went full atheist in recent years, but if you want my 2 cents albanians convert to what benefits them the most, they never really cared about religion

>2. Slovens - Aryans, larping as slavs
Thank you OP. I love you, literally. I want to marry you.

can confirm

Prepare your mg42 Hans and you'll greatly help my country by ridding it of a roach bloodline

Dalmatia had at least 4 different emperorc comming out of it.

Roman legionaries recieved land on the Dalmatian coast as pensions pretty much until the end of the West Roman empire.

When the slavs invaded, the locals were absorbed through rape and assimilated.

Yeah Im a holiday rep in Kavos and the Serbs literally come here in hordes to pick fights with English tourists, they even stabbed to death a US tourist in Zante the other week.

Can't see the problem, probably the most loyal province to the Empire and the most militarized (Soldier-emperors of the Third century).

Serbs are the best Slavs and Bosnians (except for the Serb and Croat Christians who just happen to live there) are scum. Also Bulgarians are mostly true Slavs except for a few Turkish rape babies and Macedonians are just Bulgarians.

i know that feel, we have roachbloodline aswell ;_:

>the locals were absorbed through rape
It really doesn't need to be thought of as so nasty at all. Successful people get women. Native men also start acting like the new conquerors too. There are lots of ways to assimilate without atrocities or cruelty.

Are you a burger travelling thru Europe or has Swedish education went to shit as well?

> I don't know what else to tell you other than your overdose is near

Haha, what kind of Banter is that.

>6'8"+ tall Aryans
>that little tourist womanlet in the middle

t. s*rb

give me high five, tho

>one of the main core provinces of the roman empire
>shit tons of roman legionaries were actually illyrian, so were many roman emperors
>shit tons of historical buildings from roman times
are you retarded?

I feel you, at least we are better than the greeks though

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actually ... Croats are to Slovenians what Mexicans are to Americans.

Slovenia is literally Croatia's Canada.

>Serbs - blood thirsty subhumans, who cause all troubles in the Balkans

>lmao hahaha
The map in your own post demonstrates this perfectly, you fool.

You are aware that Tito gave you Istria after WWII with help of that traitor Kardelj?

I agree with both of you

> Slovens - who cares?

That's what they said about jews but look now what happened.

Well it was intended as Bantz, I also wonder how the fuck I get my swede flag when phone posting from Slovenia.

And about Slovenia, I'm in lublijana suburbs and I see so many bikers busting their asses on the hills. What gives

nah you guys are too dumb to be jews
keep dreaming tho

They're all shit tier though

>t. poorest country in europe

That would be Moldova

You forgot to hide your flag,kiddo.

maybe vardarskian diaspora

true
my bad, you're the second poorest in Europe
worldatlas.com/articles/the-poorest-countries-in-europe.html

>and I see so many bikers busting their asses on the hills.
Bikes are very popular in Slovenia and Croatia, especially Croatia. Not even a meme. Zagreb is like the 4th best city in Europe for bikers.

Meant to say cyclists.

fuck biking man
every single year some drunk czech faggot dies because he goes biking at 1am

Is it true that an American can get good pussy in Albania thanks to national hero Woodrow Wilson, pic related?

A title we strived to achieve, what have you ever achieved?

1. Serbs
7. Everyone else

You can even get two free loli's.

youtube.com/watch?v=4CKVh3lNum0

we wuz illyrians n shiet

yes, and a STD.

One mate at the pub here had full biking gear and was getting absolutely pissed, kinda smirked at the thought of him biking home.

Whoah

I stand corrected

I served in Kosovo under KFOR, Albanian qt's literally crave leaf dick. I used to give them my a bit of army rations, the stuff I didn't like (peanut butter particularly) they used to lick that stuff off my dick.

Slovenes are okay, Croats and Serbs are cool, Bosnians meh, Macedonians are a mix of Bulgarians and Serbs, Bulgarians are crazy in both a good and a bad way, Albanians from Albania are usually okay, but Albanians from Kosovo are shit
Monteniggers are the coolest

>Bulgarians are crazy in both a good and a bad way

care to elaborate?

you kill the guy whose cock you just sucked because hes a faggot.

noice, thank you

now kill one alb*nian and go to Jasenovac

>Things that didn't happen: The post

>thinks foreign military doesnt fuck locals
hahahah

Literally a bunch of do-nothing, no-good countries that need to be wiped away.

Spot on #1

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>official balkan thread
>implying these threads are ever anything but Serb butthurt

Military poor shut up. Canada is literally getting browned and riced as we speak. Have fun with your grandchildren all being niggers.

hey i was defending your rights while i was fucking my way across the world faggot.

>There are lots of ways to assimilate without atrocities or cruelty.

Dude you are literaly holding 6-7th century Croats (who were rapist horse-archers decked out with the finest Central Asian gear) to modern arbitrary standards.