What's the best sect of Christianity?

What's the best sect of Christianity?

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The Ex-Christians

>being a pagan cuck in 2017

Pagans are literally spics
>DUDE we gotta hae a human sacrifice because asatru LMAO
>DUDE LETS RAPE AND PILLAGE BECAUSE MUSHROOMS LMAO

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Only true church of Christ.

wrong image fuc

Apparently their women are super feminist tho

None they are all Mushrikeen and kuffar

>1438
>not upgrading to islam

Independantist.
The Bible is our only guide, the Pope only a counselor.

ALL are written and spread by jew freemason so they are all fairy tales to keep goyim busy while you serve the jews. wakey goyim

>founder literally made up bullshit about being able to read Egyptian texts
>rosetta stone found after he claimed to be able to read them, when the text was translated it was not at all what Joseph Smith said it was
>lol it's okay to fuck my teenaged maid because god says so

vocal minority

Joseph Smith was a Chad confirmed

no I'm serious user look it up

These beta vs chad memes are funny. I need more.

This virgin/chad meme is hilarious af

>being christian

GET THIS SHIT MEME OFF MY BOARD

>HURR I'M FIT BREH, I NEED A SCRIPT TO ORDER PIZZA OFF THE PHONE, NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

SAGE

That's slander you retard.

hahaha beta nerd found

shut up nerd

Haha fucking retard

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Armenian

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"After the lower nature has returned to the brutishness, the higher struggles again to
regain its spiritual estate. It ascends the seven Rings upon which sit the Seven Governors
and returns to each their lower powers in this manner: Upon the first ring sits the Moon,
and to it is returned the ability to increase and diminish. Upon the second ring sits
Mercury, and to it are returned machinations, deceit, and craftiness. Upon the third ring
sits Venus, and to it are returned the lusts and passions. Upon the fourth ring sits the Sun,
and to this Lord are returned ambitions. Upon the fifth ring sits Mars, and to it are
returned rashness and profane boldness. Upon the sixth ring sits Jupiter, and to it are
returned the sense of accumulation and riches. And upon the seventh ring sits Saturn, at
the Gate of Chaos, and to it are returned falsehood and evil plotting.
"Then, being naked of all the accumulations of the seven Rings, the soul comes to the
Eighth Sphere, namely, the ring of the fixed stars. Here, freed of all illusion, it dwells in
the Light and sings praises to the Father in a voice which only the pure of spirit may
understand. Behold, O Hermes, there is a great mystery in the Eighth Sphere, for the
Milky Way is the seed-ground of souls, and from it they drop into the Rings, and to the
Milky Way they return again from the wheels of Saturn. But some cannot climb the
seven-runged ladder of the Rings. So they wander in darkness below and are swept into
eternity with the illusion of sense and earthiness.

Orthodox duh

Nope. Nordic pagans did exactly those things
>DUDE we gotta have a ritual human sacrifice or else muh crops won't grow LMAO
>DUDE we ate these mushrooms in the forest lets go on a pillage LMAO

kek

eh i don't really see the joke

fuck I can't stop laughing at those new balance shoes

w2c that wifebeater?

wrong

Nah

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redpill me on orthodoxy

can someone make a virgin vs stacy version in which the stacy is the bad one

>that pic

no sweetie

Islam-loving cucks

>virgin x/Chad better X
I really like this meme. Can I save it?

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the fuck

whats the point of that

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I fucking love that kind of memes

The one that makes their women wear hijabs.

it would be humorous

atheism

Does anyone have the Elder Scrolls/Skyrim version? It had something like
>has never even attempted a side quest
>wears whatever armor gives him the best stats
>always rolls orc because its the strongest
>keeps his name as "Prisoner"

this one

These Chad memes are pretty funny, anyone got a good collection going?

i have a few

>Fights everyone including friendly NPCs
fucking died.

Posting the latest classic

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not kekism
kekism is the one true path of light free of freemason control, unless the CIA niggers' campaign to take it over and make Sup Forums drop it succeeds

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amazing

Orthodox. Like, REALLY orthodox. Learn some dead languages, while you're at it, so you can read the earliest versions of it(wikipedia says earliest version was mostly biblical hebrew, and some biblical aramaic). Might as well do it right.

looks promising but it's small breh

Ophites.

>b-but I spent all day on my Fashy Memes!
Too bad, Chad just retweeted them and claimed them as his own

Wow Chad is objectively inferior in this one.

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>w-why doesn't anyone pay attention to me when I'm alt-right in public???
Because you're not Chad.

1 sec i think i have another version

Oblivion is the most virgin of all TES

probably my favorite

Canada you look sickly.

Not about religion, it's about having a relationship with God

>t. al-virgindi

Got something to match that one breh

hope you guys don't Virgin Urinate

Daily reminder that the only reason Christianity and Islam are so popular is that they pander to the lowest common denominator.

>Tfw I am the lower image

I come down from the mountain to give you the ubermensch;

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>Alchemical Diamond Bodies

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>Universe creation

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>Mathematics of Soma body mechanics

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>Evidence for Holocene Soma

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>Quantum state transfer

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>Mu, Part 7

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>Total combined correspondence charts

My answer; Public Catholicism, private Gnosticism.

>you will NEVER be a cult leader with a devoted following of teenaged maids

life was a mistake

Hope you losers don't eat "virgin meals"

How many of you virgintrains here do the Virgin Sit?

>Implying Nordics weren't the real romans

Yes goyim, Romans had brown skin big noses and curly hair, just like us judes

hopefully this isnt shit quality

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A fucking tree

lol at stealth archery though

FPBP

>DUDE what if we tried for like a hundred years to try and retake the (((holy land)))
>DUDE LET'S GET OUR SHIT ABSOLUTELY PUSHED IN BY MUDSKINS LMAO

You're not wrong but that doesn't change the objective fact that pagans were literally spics

>DUDE lets eat a bunch of mushrooms we found on the ground and fuck eachothers wives LMAO
>DUDE we gotta do a ritualistic human sacrifice of your daughter because she's a virgin and muh asatru said so LMAO

this meme is the best thing to happen in several weeks

>ear pericing yelling
just imagine experiencing something like this in real life

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If you aren't Catholic, you are going to hell.
That is all, peace out youtube.

They just keep getting better

youtu.be/GTBHaSn8bmA?t=1m40s

DUDE what if we molested all these kids LMAO
>No, no, what if we MOLESTED them and then we tried to cover it up hahah
>Damn haha, you're fucking hilarious bro!

>DUDE why dont we just eat mushrooms and have a giant orgy and raise eachothers kids LMAO

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This one's quality, only just noticed the guy outside on the bench with the rose on the floor, lol.

"reminding everyone who's boss"

such a good game

underrated

>DUDE why don't we wash the feet of the brown people just like our savior would do LMAO
>Totally man, totally. You know, Jesus was a refugee too, we should TOTALLY let in a bunch of mudskin hordes
>Can we still have huge gay origies at the Vatican?
>OF COURSE WE CAN! DEUS VULT!

>unironically thinks that orthodoxy is good

Even protestant heathens are better.

To be fair, the virgin has a gf in his id, but then again qt Chad 4U is just too perfect to beat.