Times you got caught being Sup Forums in public

>Times you got caught being Sup Forums in public

List em, I know you guys prob know mine because it was posted here

>open karaoke night
>sign born to be wild
>switch lyrics to born to be white, power etc...

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.is/j4qPJ#selection-491.0-491.21
youtube.com/watch?v=-WBFk9HCTgM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

don't you have homework to finish?

also sage and gfy, familia

im 42 years old you faggot

>posts Riff Raff
>birth name: Horst Christian (((Simco)))
>claims to have descended from holohoax survivors
archive.is/j4qPJ#selection-491.0-491.21

Kek i remember when you posted this. Post the video again.

>42 years old and still posting in a cambodian dog-rearing forum
I feel sad for you

>Subordinate at work is hardcore Dem, husband is union at a Ford plant
>she asks me political questions all the time, we live in a red state
>cried when Trump won, texted me "I didn't really think he would win. But you were right."
>brings up abortion a month or so ago
>shocked that I think abortion is necessary
>tell her more black children are aborted in Detroit than born
>she thinks I'm compassionate for starving black children

Stay at home next time, Morrakiu

ruined my chance with a redheaded french model on my birthday, all because she didn't know america is great and that french haiti had slaves. she didn't have to be a ignorant bitch about it yo.

you think that you would have better things to do when you get older?

life will get better?

lol I can relate, always hum along to normie radio at work, but have to be careful I don't break out into the full Morrakiu version screaming about niggers and kikes

>be me
>in a progressive college
>have headphones on in class, teacher is a faggot and I already know the subject in and out
>singing along to song
>getting a little too loud
>getting stares
>aforementioned faggot professor asks me to leave
>Moonman's 49 Faggots and 1 Dune Coon

Probably ruined some people's night out oh boy oh boy OP ohhhh boyyy

I got written up at work last month for leaking my power level to a co worker in the break room.
>did you watch the basketball game last night bro?
>nahh I don't watch niggerball
He laughed his ass off but someone else must of heard me. whoops.

Moon man is the fucking shit m8, fuck your professor

i fucking hope so mehmet

My boss would have laughed at that joke, that's too bad user.

Jesus Fuck Christ.

Kill that white nigger in the OPs post. Just kill him already someone, please!

Muh nigger
I remember you!

1488!
youtube.com/watch?v=-WBFk9HCTgM

I'm white in Los Angeles, and I can't even imagine the grave repercussions of dropping the N word.

>always joking
>something Sup Forums slips out everyone assumes it's a joke and laughs it off
Glad i don't associate with sjw types, or nothing is a joke and id be literally hitler.

I met a friend at uni by telling him that Jordan isn't a country and that sandniggers should be executed in the street. He's a jordanese Muslim.

yella wolf is literally playing a concert down the street from you at any given time, without fail.

That white niggers tours hardcore.

So many things wrong with what you just said

Anytime I go out drinking I end up calling random Negros Tyrone

Nothing ever happens though
Most of the time they just shuffle off and say something about
>muh dick

His guitar player Bones owens is pretty based

>back in high school
>at mall with friends
>as we were getting off the elevator there was a black couple waiting to get on
>just as the doors were about to close on close on them I looked at them and said "bye niggers" and smiled
>the black guy shouted "WHAT?!"
>can hear a muffled "you better run, punk" from inside the elevator
>run like hell
>my friends were mad as hell but still thought it was funny

>at work
>talking with girl coworker
>discussing government
>I say "nah, Hillary is just a jewish puppet"
>she says "ah Jewish? I dont think thats right..."
thanks guys.

anyone else greentext irl like pic related?
for example my friend said trump would be bad for the world and then i go
>implying
and then do the meme arrow hand pose

also when i like someone i hold my hands ether side of my head and then tilt to one side like pic and say "our guy"

for example:
>is he
>dare i say it
/ourguy/?

so that would be
hand pose
hand pose
hand/head tilt

>42 old faggot
shouldn't you have died from AIDS now?

Im Sup Forums irl all the time and nobody cares. Last week had a meeting with a startup owner millionaire (showed up in a new ferrari) and he asked me if i also was disgusted by the lots of niggers in London.

>niggerball
You mean ape hoop

bantz seem to run off Jordanians like water on a duck's wings

shadilay my fellow kekistani

>Spending the best years of your youth posting on Sup Forums

Do what Moonman would do and make them pay.

Lmao what a dumb broad.

What the fuck

dude you have told this story here countless times. don't make post the youtube video of you doing that

That's yellow wolf in the pic? Had to sit through that faggot's set as a support act for another band not too long ago. Worst fucking hour in my life, this year anyway.

Why are you making this thread again? You did this like a year ago

HAH, I call it niggerball all the time. That's funny,

> mfw I get death penalty for singing that in public

(You)

>me and friend have some stupid meeting coming up
>stop at some hipster ass café to grab a drink while waiting
>having a discussion if people are worth their freedom and how too much of it corrodes society
>talk about how insane westerners are for wanting communism
>hipster fuck, literally wearing a Che Guevara tshirt comes up
>"You dumb peasants shouldn't talk about what you don't know"
>we verbally send him back into his mother's cunt
>he goes back to his table and shoots us glares every few minutes
>you wot mate

I hate Cluj so much it's amazing.

Based

We don't have any niggers and everybody openly hates central asians and jews so you cant do shit to get a reaction.
>be me drafted in the military
>have the biggest hangover in history and still drunk
>fat orthodox priest came to our gathering of recruits
>asks everybody to stand
>imnotfuckingstanding.jpg
>sitting in the first row while 50 or so men stand
>does his cucktian shit
>asks me why im sitting
>i don't believe in fairy tales fuck off
>he starts spasming out
>i laugh
>he says something along the lines me not respecting my comrades and fucks off
>nobody says shit
>recruiter visibly fucking shaking in anger
Served far beyond the arctic circle. Aurora is 100 times more beautiful irl.

You sound like a right cunt. Why do you act like a Central Asian and Jew if you hate them so much?

Quality auspost... you don't realize it's a bait until you're writing the reply and then you are just impressed

:D

Lmao these niggers still haven't realized it gets worse.

Communism is for retards, you should have slapped that bitch

I can hide my power level very well, but this one was a close call

>at job interview
>interviewer asks me whether I have an idol
>mfw
>"Uhmm, I kinda like people who ... don't let their surroundings dictate who they are ... but I don't have a specific person in mind"

Just stop, dude. The more you struggle, the quicker they tear you apart.

>at work
>coworker tries to small talk during a delicate task
>So, would you date a black girl
>Fuck no
>why
>I don't want my kids to be weird looking mongrels
>he chuckles lightly, but i suddenly remembered that he was half philipino
>we stopped talking throughout the rest of the day

another story
>Same job
>old black guy janitor, named Bo, who worked at the shop for 30 years
>makes nigga, white folk, and slave jokes all day
>all coworkers just chuckle and awkwardly walk away from him
>one day we were talking about black youth
>he mentioned something about poor parenting or something
>Say that Somalians have strict rules but they still behave like chimps
>start sweating balls
>he took it and carried on the conversation

also
>Bo was mopping one of the hallways
>I stopped to chat with him
>boss sees me and tells me to get back to work
>as soon as boss walks off, I jokingly tell him
>"Sorry Bo, they don't want me talking to the house negro"
>He laughs
>turbo lesbo overhears me and stared me down

Finally
>two years ago
>sent to our headquarters in Germany
>Duisburg
>walk through some shitty nabourhood with a German college
>He's a turbo lib
>see turks booming fucking snake charming music loudly froma brand new BMW, shit ton of kids in the front of their apartment building, fucking trash every where
>say "fucking roaches" out loud
>turns out Germans call them that too so he understood it
>ruin my friendship with him.

Too fucking good, if true.

Fucking kek. Your mind was on auto pilot.

>work in sawmill with all white men aged 24-60
>talk shit all day
>sex jokes racist jokes
>bosses and foremans most racist of all

God damn I love being white

>brainwashed normalfaggots think "jewish" is a peyorative term
It's almost a bizarro red pill

100% true

they called me 2 weeks later and I'll start there in September, lmao. I was this close to saying "Adolf Hitler" in front of these two mixed race HR cunts

Based.

>*BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP*

>Corporate work environment
>working in bank
>Call out white anglos on being degenerate
>publicly spout conspiracies about the jews to pajeets, niggers and mulattos
>call out other males on being beta faggots
>constant autism

Joining military end of the year lads, time to preach blood and fire and most likely get aids by gangrape

>see turks booming fucking snake charming music loudly froma brand new BMW, shit ton of kids in the front of their apartment building, fucking trash every where
>see turks booming fucking snake charming music
>snake charming music

Wow thats embarrassing gg retard

I work at a Best Buy and we have a guy in our home theater department that plays Trump speeches all day on a TV back there. I live in a super liberal city, too.

Sounds pretty heated user, if I were you I would have reminded him of his situation in his beloved Communist utopia as the peasant working till his death in the fields along with his family and 99% of the country as well.

I remember the OG thread about you
that pic guy makes me proud to be finnish

>be me
>dad wants me to check out if the sauna is already warm / ready to go
>go check it
>its like 50°C (122F which is like nothing)
>tell dad that I prefer to sauna in at least 100
>he tells me that its way too hot and it would be more beneficial to use the oven for that kind of heat
>tell him: Well do I look like a jew?
>he hides his chuckling

I often use the word (((them))) in my rants. I hope people pick up on exactly (((who))) i am talking about

That video of him is probably the funniest thing I ever seen on the interwebz.

Especially the "karbic, what is a nigger" part :)))

>also when i like someone i hold my hands ether side of my head and then tilt to one side like pic and say "our guy"
ive seen you post this a lot, still makes me laugh everytime

This confirms your age. Hang in there old bro

My favorite term for basketball is tree hockey

Should've just called it Ape Hoop

>open karaoke night
>sign blinded by the light
>switch lyrics to blinded by the light, wrapped up in a noose like a negro in the night.

>>switch lyrics to born to be white, power etc...
8/10 if trolling. I can imagine someone abruptly inserting the "power" after the measure every time.

u fucken beast

>i always wear t-shirts depicting vlad the impaler, the rising sun, the flemish lion, judge dredd, etc.
>some Canadian faggot told me the rising sun is, "like", a hate symbol"?"
>asked for his email address
>will redpill him later

Tssk, kids these days am I right sir?

Jesus christ

well stop hoping and start doing something you fucking faggot, otherwise you will end up like me and op, i've been here since 2006, and now I am 29, and all I do is work eat sleep, shit, and go on Sup Forums, I think this year I'm gonna sell all of my stuff save up as much as possible and move to thailand or something. all I am saying is, you should try to leave before you become a reclusive shut in like the rest of us, unless you already are, then get some help.

Get a job slacker

>be me
>get drunk
>return to apartment and watch The Greatest Story Never Told on living room TV
>roommate returns
>initially shocked, but slowly starts to enjoy it
>I go to bed and offer to turn it off, he says "no leave it on, I'm watching"
I later convinced him the Holohoax didn't happen.

The Jordanian is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a dune coon, raghead, sand nigger, hadji, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him mossad and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I cuss out the Jews and Spics in public if they do something to piss me off. No one ever does shit.

I regulary wear Soviet, Russian, and East German uniforms in public here in the USA to trigger people.

good that i work with alot of muslims because they always talk about that they hate jews and the rothschilds

Kekd. Bo sounds pretty okay for a nigger. One of those old fashioned nigger types who enjoys racist banter.

I said "everyone on Tinder is a total whore regardless of gender" out loud in an auditorium full of libshit roasties.
I'm pretty sure at least half of them heard it and some of them even turned around to look who said that. No-one said anything though because this is Finland and it's not very finnish to start arguing in a full auditorium.

>In nightclub
>With friend who claims he is a massive feminist
>I mention the word communism
>Drops his drink to get incredibly butthurt over the word and starts an argument with me
>"user why did you say the word communism, what is wrong with you"
>People look over and attention rises
>Straight up just laugh in his face and walk away
>People ask me what that was about
>I tell everyone he got upset because of a word I said
>People laugh with me and remind him of the word communism everyday

>visiting friend in nice part of Copenhagen
>use doorbell to his apartment
>he asked jokingly "whats the password?"
>yell "Nigger Nigger!"
>two American tourists look at me very strangely
I guess they thought Denmark more progressive than the US.

Also, I was working a summerjob at a cafe's kitchen. It was a two person job there and I happened to share my shift with a babblemouth blonde roastie. One time she was badmouthing Hitler for whatever reason. Knowing she "supports" animal rights and environment because of course she had said that like 9000 times as well, I subtly tried to redpill her on Hitler's impact on animal rights and environment laws without denying he had commited warcrimes.
She spazzed out and went "that doesn't redeem all the evil he did" and then I started dropping redpills on the warcrimes of other leaders during the world war 2 who she obviously had never heard of. She was obviously furious but because I said everything in a calm and factual tone and never really defended Hitler outright she went quiet and never ever spoke during our mutual shifts again.

>Not very finnish

The politeness

More like social autism and the fear of getting served in front of a huge crowd.

Not to be a negative nancy friendos but I've always cringed at this meme. Its the kind of lame looking meme that normies/people who identify as "alt-right" would think is really
edgy. I tar it with the same brush as the naked banana meme

You went that far to shout tinder truth in a massive auditorium, might as well finish the job lmao

i have fuck you money and have openly sig hailed in public places

still have my black friends too

must suck being a wage slave

I love Australia lol

I wouldn't try to claim it if I was you.

I wasn't there to redpill roasties. I was having a conversation with my friend.
And I meant that none of them started arguing with me despite obviously having a problem with it since they quickly turned around to see who said it.

Finns are passive enough to never flip into ultra-SJW shitflinging mode so easily.
They'll just go home and write about it on social media at most.