Three months ago I was able to purchase a fake ID with a jewish name on it, after which I moved states

Three months ago I was able to purchase a fake ID with a jewish name on it, after which I moved states.

After that I started attending a synagogue, through the rabbi I was able to meet some of the local jewish people. When they heard "my story" and part of it was that I needed a job, I was immediately offered a position in a company of one of the church goers. The following months I kept mingling with the other church goers, meeting their families, going for lunches, etc. I was also doing office work, for this guy and literally three months later he promoted me, there were other non-jewish guys there working for a year or more than haven't been promoted.

All because I was "one of them." The only thing I'm struggling with now is that they saw that I am single, and they are trying to set me up on dates with their daughters. And my cock isn't cirmucised, so I don't know what I am going to do about that. Anyways, the point is that these sneaky bastards run the world and cause societies to collapse everywhere, but they really do take care of one another.

Get circumcised, learn more about judaism and become one of them.

Don't get circumcised, learn more about judaism and destroy them from the inside.

>tfw not jewish
>tfw not even fake jewish
There are branches of judaism that proselytize so I'll prolly just go there and get a qt jewess to set my children

I don't know what to do really. This new life is sweet and the salaray I'm getting is good and all... But I don't want to give up my dick. I heard cut guys can't feel a thing down there.

Just say you don't believe in sex before marriage.

Don't get destroyed, learn more about circumsision and Judaism them from the inside.

>these sneaky bastards run the world and cause societies to collapse everywhere
>but they really do take care of one another.
Oh phew, that's a relief!

Shit... what do I do?

You are going to knowingly subvert the jewish machine, but are going to buy into the smegmatards' lies unquestioningly?

Free tip though, there are plenty of unorthodox jew parents that don't have their kids cut.
I hope you can form a viable orphan underdog faithless parents story and make a pack of these subhuman nickel-chasers fall for it! HAHA!
Enjoy your time on easy street.

Looks like you have to get cut schlomo

Get your dick circumcised if you want to dive fully into this.

Remember: if you are caught pull a "Rachel Dolezal" and tell them you identify as a jew, and they need to support your choice.

go to non-jewish surgeon and get circumcision that's very shallow. then you can LARP circumcised by showing her your dick only when it's hard.

This is something we should actually be striving to do to fight back. We all know Jews larp as whites, why cant we larp as Jews? Operation Goyim Rabbi

not the same kind of jew, retard

Circumcision isn't bad. It's just hurts like hell to piss for a couple of days

Take one for the team and get cut. We'll see you in politics.

Are you able to pull back the skin revealing the head? Just give an excuse like "my skin stretched out."

Don't get cut, just tell them you're orthodox and you only want a chaste girl that will wait until you're married. After you're married, it'll be too late for her to spill the beans on you.

That is how religious fellowships are supposed to work. The church should be doing the same thing

>Operation Goyim Rabbi
OY VEY!!!!!!

I'm actually considering something similar though in my case converting to Judaism. The problem being I like my foreskin.

Why didn't you just find a good church and join that? The same thing would have happened.

It's not the religion it's just a part of belonging to a close knit community. People help each other out. Seem like a good person? Someone will hook you up with a job, their daughter, a cheap house, a favourable loan etc...
They become a large and supportive family. Don't have to fake being a kike to enjoy those benefits. You just have to fake believing in God instead.

I've thought about it honestly

I'm a white manlet with brown hair and eyes, I could easily larp as Jew. The fact that I know a bunch of hebrew slang from browsing Sup Forums for 5 years might help too kek

>You just have to fake believing in God instead.
Hahahahaha, I'm fucking dead at your comment.

Are you really considering doing this too? It was actually easier than I thought learning the background story and making everyone believe it man, give it a shot!

>Operation Goyim Rabbi
Oh shit, operation Goyim Rabbi is on course! hahahaha

>The first time i saw this it legit took me like 5 min to get it.
>Then i realized the guy had cancer :(
face it, at this point, nuclear holocaust would actually be a mercy

conspiracy is very real

welcome to the club

Tell them you're gay

everyone's joking about i'm over screen capping shit just in case this happens

>larp circumcision
I've heard some really shitty ideas that might work, but this one is the topper.

Its just the tip.

>Tell them you are gay
>Get hooked up with gay jews instead
>End up being literally fucked in the ass by a jew boy, still with my skin cut off instead of at least having a girl

Un plan parfait

>tfw jewish and still have my foreskin

*doubt*
How would you pass for Jewish? There's a lot of inside knowledge that you get from your family. Although I guees there must he some shit-tier Jews who are indistinguishable from goys.

HE'S IN THE SYSTEM

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Just fuck the jewess in the dark and don't allow her to touch your dick with hands or mouth. You can go to street prostitutes if you want someone suck your dick. This or you have to cut your foreskin and become a real jew.

Many religious communities are extremely tight knit and look after their own, while athiests play muh vidya games and fail to socialise

Tell them your foreskin grew back

I just ordered a fake ID with a Jew name. Lets get this bitch rolling.

>1488 get
Checkkked

Also why weren't you circumsized user?

You could have gotten the same thing from a Presbyterian church, you dumb motherfucker.

You faggots are unbelievable this is just copypasta or a rendition of one this shits been done before

where do i get a fake id and what name should i use

i'm circumcised. i wanna fuck a hot jewess. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Marry a virgin and the least religious so she wont tell the differance

Sorry user, that's mostly bullshit. Maybe is some rural or far off red state church that *might* happen. But most christian churches are shells of communities now. You won't be finding jobs with any regularity by joining them unless you are very lucky.

He will become one of them and reap all the benefits and gladly engage in Jewish schemes to stay apart of it.

1. there's nothing wrong with in-group preference other than stupid whitey doesn't do it too

2. there's a movement in judaism against circumcise so just say your parents were in that

yes you dickweed, it's called mafia.

it's got a sugary side and a bitter side. if you're on one, someone else is getting the other. you think about that.

Jews don't have casual sex you mongrel.

why the fuck would you be circumcised boris?

>I just ordered a fake ID with a Jew name.
How?

i'm an american with bulgarian heritage visiting old family members.

дa ти eбaм мaтep диacпopa oди yби ce

You're probably Larping but if you're not holy shit

>a virgin non-religious American Jewess
you mean a 10 year old?

нe

I am not THAT far inside the system

Joining a Christian church is exactly the same experience without the lying. Go to the lunches/dinners, get the w.n. haircut, get to know the 60yo guys in expensive suits, dont be overly pushy but get to know all the males, never say more than hello to females. They mostly just wanna see that you arent a weekend warrior, so show up at a Wednesday service and 9am community groups etc.

This is literally white privilege. This wouldve been black privilege too if they hadnt rejected the gift of segregation. Jews figured it out too, chinks and koreans too. Church involvement is important to success, white atheists are such fools.

Oy voy, jewing a jew is playing with fire. Next thing you know you're 45 stuck in a hopeless marriage with a fat ugly jewdess getting yell at and your kids Arti and Levi decide to go to promise land, but you worry about them, they have asthma... the heat can't be good for them!

Fuck your new wife in the dark, then when she sees you're not circumcised tell your wife your dad's circumcision went wrong and that's why he didn't want yours to be mutilated.

Do it

Tell 'em you're gay

It's official.

Just say your dad or someone didn't want you to get circumcised and they won and you just never bothered to get it done

Just tell them that you had a condition that makes your blood very thin, so it was to dangerous to get circumcised because you could risk dying of blood loss because of your condition.

The condition is legit and is called Thrombocytopenia.

>When they heard "my story" and part of it was that I needed a job
what was the story that you told them?

dont get into this kind of shit, they'll send the mossad to end you when they realise your lying. im not eve kiding

dont cut your dick, thats fucking stupid

There's a book in this user.

>Larp circumcised
Hi doc, just a short back and sides please.

so u juud the joos ?

lol are you looking forward to a Jewish circumcision? The bonus, is that you get a free BJ from a Rabbi during the process

ITT: retards from Sup Forums live up to their short-bus reputation and fall for an embarrasingly obvious LARPer.

thats not how it works my kosher friend

jews keep a tight database on who has jewish blood in them and who is just a shabos goyim.

They would especially check your heritage if you if you were working for them....after which they would probably execute you on finding out youre a goyim fraud.

nice attempt at trying to get dumb goyim to cock chop themselves anyways.

>free tip

hehe

>>tfw jewish and still have my foreskin
>tfw jewish and still have my foreskin
>jewish
>1488

my fucking sides

real talk though OP, just get circumcised - it reduces the chances of catching a nasty STD so it's not all bad

>Circumcision isn't bad.
>Literally Sören bin-taleb al-germani
Converts are the first to go on the day of the rope

>just a bit off the top today

...

>I heard cut guys can't feel a thing down there.

No, it's not as quite as bad as the memes say. Still not worth it though and you're a fucking retard for even considering it.

Ride the wave as much as you can but never forget your origins.

I tried this, the church was like a retirement home no one was under 70.

Impregnate all the women with your goy seed then move towns and do it again

>Implying Jew girls don't love that shit
>Implying they won't think some Gentile spy infiltration sex isn't hot as fuck
>Implying they don't love to sin and are as completely unprincipled and hypocritical as the men are
Clearly this IS your first encounter with an actual Jewess. Do it dude. They'll love it. Guaranteed.

you lose 25-40% of your penis sensitivity. Depending on how much they cock chop you

you will find that ejaculating will take you about that much longer than before you were circumcised as well.

thus resulting in around 25-40% less dopamine released to your brain.

you wont get that satisfying feeling of being a real man after sex.


you will also have to keep your cock more sanitized than ever because without your hoodie you are more exposed to bacteria and fungus.

>these sneaky bastards run the world and cause societies to collapse everywhere
>but they really do take care of one another.

It's almost as if there is a correlation between these two.

Most burgers had no choice and they didn't got a job,a girlfriend and a chance to spy on our primordial enemies.
Go for it.

>keeps saying church
Fake news

Don't do it.

If something wasn't meant to be part of you, it wouldn't fucking grow.

I don't believe your LARP OP, but it did amuse me, so let's assume you are telling the truth.
Up to know you have infiltrated without converting, or so it seems.
But genital mutilation is not acceptable, even for this level of infiltration.
Don't do it faggot OP!

> knows Hebrew slang from Sup Forums

Just like how I can make it in Japan because I learned to speak Nintendo by watching animu.

abrahamic religions are just fucking pure evil


I know christianity was created in an attempt to escape this collective psychosis but the demonic kike has control over it.

Theyre composed of some of the biggest cocksuckers you will ever encounter

fuck abrahamic religions.

I've long left it and converted to Taoism

>jews keep a tight database on who has jewish blood in them and who is just a shabos goyim.

no we don;t

Is this a good way to get a job? What religion should I join. Already circumcised.

cut your fucking dick and see just how deep the rabbit hole goes

AHHA I used to have these close friends who's mom worked in a kosher meat processing plant in the US

This one fresh polish immigrant off the boat was hired because she claimed she had jewish roots so the guy immediately hired here.

The owner of the plant did some research into her claim of jewish heritage because he thought she was lying.

low and behold the found no evidence of her claims, he fired her the next day and withheld her pay.

Nah, I've been faking being a kike when I'm with kikes for about a decade. They never checked anything, and still believe I'm one of the tribe.