New Zealand General- The Rise of Winnie

Mandatory NZG docos

>Revolution
youtube.com/watch?v=JZXpeUQ0tD8

>Somebody elses Country
youtube.com/watch?v=QJQvKIHV6n4

>The Hollowmen
youtube.com/watch?v=0NBQSU9btnw

>In a Land of Plenty
youtube.com/watch?v=x04aJ_ICqYo

>Muldoon
youtube.com/watch?v=mkKlNfzw7Sw

>NZ Wars Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=njmK1iGl0wc&ts

>Based Winnie reks Kim Hill
youtube.com/watch?v=rCG9i9Eb_qs

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youtube.com/watch?v=jpEzMKIO9UQ
nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11897254
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/95283029/gareth-morgan-positions-himself-as-alternative-to-winston-peters
stuff.co.nz/national/education/95287409/decile-system-to-be-scrapped-and-replaced-with-risk-index
nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11897206
nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/video.cfm?c_id=280&gal_cid=280&gallery_id=179203
youtube.com/watch?v=NK5Qq8KHFRw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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vote labour

Winnie for PM

y tho

jesus christ all those wimpy whites. Auckland needs a nuke

I already made a thread before I noticed this one, we'll see which one survives the longest.

Labour continues proud tradition of self-destruction - internal polling puts them at 23%
nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11897254

Gareth Morgan posturing as the anti-Winnie, not realising that position's already taken by Nat/Lab/Greens
stuff.co.nz/national/politics/95283029/gareth-morgan-positions-himself-as-alternative-to-winston-peters

Useless cunt Nikki Kaye scrapping the decile system to replace it with the decile system
stuff.co.nz/national/education/95287409/decile-system-to-be-scrapped-and-replaced-with-risk-index

Cops whinging about wanting tighter firearms restrictions
nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11897206

A new survey shows a rising number of voters happy to see New Zealand First in power
nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/video.cfm?c_id=280&gal_cid=280&gallery_id=179203

how's our favourite australian colony doing?

Can't wait to put my gay babies inside you.

Reddit was laughing at you guys. Said your only plan was shitposting.

Not sure. How's the West Island going?

Link?

I've started a shrine to Vulcan in the hopes I can get Rangitoto going

>Winnine growing stronger
feels good man he is going to be close to 20% come election libs will not survive this.

That is our only plan. They won't be laughing when the Rt Hon. Winston Peters is Prime Minister.

I wish we had the census and released the results prior to the election, then people might have some clue how fucked we are and vote accordingly.

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>dirtying the Union Jack

lmao

new zealand, u dont deserve a general.

go home

labour internal poll had him on 16% and he always gets about 3% higher on election night but he has not even yet started the real drive

>inferior sportsmen
Yeah, right. I hear your war against the emus didn't go too well.

they have not even read NZ history in 19th century

This, he hasn't even started disrupting the time line.

O B S E S S E D

>sportsmen
>war

i hear your war against education went well

youtube.com/watch?v=NK5Qq8KHFRw

>Dicklan, you want sum fush and chups brew?
There's literary nothing of worth in NZ to talk about

I hear your war against capital letters went well.

i hear ur war against not samefagging went spectacularly

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We have an election coming up, so expect to see a /nzpol/ general every night until September 23rd.

Your war against spelling has been a decisive victory, I see. Unlike your war against emus.

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What did Ocker mean by this?

Whenever somebody mentions The Opportunities Party I vomit in my mouth a little

ids 2 lade shep shager i have ceased ur mens of prudukshin

Is election sign vandalism degenerate? I live very close to a hotspot for election signs, and I'm considering adding some upgrades to some of them.

Found your hat. Now fuck off.

how ironik

The political ignorance in this country is real.

Someone sum up the candidates for me.

Nah mate, they're for the greater good.

>National
Chinese Proxy
>Labour
Somali proxy
>Greens
Commie Proxy
>ACT
National
>Maori
Not even a proxy
>TOP
He hates cats
>United Future
This is a party still?
>NZ First
Das Raysis

Quick rundown on NZ politics for non-New Zealanders

>National Party

The centre-right party of neoliberalism and immigration, the "steady pair of hands" people vote for because they're either not paying attention or are scared of lefties getting in

>Labour party

The centre-left party of neoliberalism and immigration, totally void of charisma, good policies or leadership which is why they haven't managed to form a government for the last decade

>Greens

What you'd expect: ex-hippies, multiculturalists and SJW types who only manage a decent vote share because of inner city women that love hugging trees

>The Opportunities Party

Meme party led by serial cat killer, polling terrible and wont last past this election

>The Maori Party

Gibs

>United Future/ACT

National party puppets

>NZ First

/ourguys/, anti-immigration and economically reactionary, on the rise in the polls, Winston Peters leads the party and is the most charismatic figure alive in NZ politics

National- cucks
Labour- also cucks
Greens- self explanatory
NZF- based, only option worth voting for

If winnie really is our guy then I guess I'll vote for him. Any kiwifags doing anything else to help him win?

Yeah vandalism is degenerate. Not worth it desu.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll probably put some billboards up, they're not up yet in my town and I'm in a seat NZF is looking at doing well in

How did you guys vote in the flag referendum?

I was always going to vote to keep it

Oh yeah what happen to this

We voted to keep the Union Jack flag.

voted to keep, the alternatives where all shit

What the fuck is this. Why are Aussies so fucking degenerate?

Personally I am very upset that pic related was not chosen.

>Dirtying
Fuck off idiot

Show us your flag cunt, stop fucking LARPing

>idiot
>says the Nazi
>thought invading the Soviet Union was a good idea
Okay pal

I in no way condone vandalism, but yeah you should totally do it.

pretty degenerate mate

When I thought JK was going to still be leading I was going to go around attaching triple brackets to his name

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nz is full of pooftas