"user! Wanna come to my talk on intersectional feminism?"

>"user! Wanna come to my talk on intersectional feminism?"

No problem.

>"No."

we can intersect those titties with my unshaved dick

ummm.....okay....first let's fuck take it off.

No, now bend that fat ass over while I pound it, maybe I'll take ya out for a Baconator sweetheart.

"Sure why not"
I don't get to see raving batshit lunacy everyday, might as well witness it

"No thanks."

I wouldn't fuck OP's pic but if there was seriously a more passably fit SJW cunt that clearly wanted my dick, I won't be greedy.

i take it there will be food?

Sure bitch! Start running and only stop when the ground doesn't shake from all that weight.

>Do i look like a person who would do that

I'd rather pusher from the top of a hill and see how fast she rolls.

think she does anal?

>>SURE THANG BBY, JUS GIBS ME THET SUCC FIRST

a-user, you wouldn't happen to be a misogynist now?, would you?

>intersectional feminism

I always wanted to know what a room of bleach and dead fish would smell like.

FAKE! But I will reveal a feminist secret that no feminist woman should ever know . Why not?

It is ontologically impossible for a man to be a feminist, because:
A: he is not a woman
But
B. Women do not exist in the first place anyway. The very first rule of Postmodernism says so! The identity of "woman" is just a social construction and therefor fake. "It's just your meaning" Women are fake. A social construction sold to people secretly by those in power - and enough people bought it. You gentlemen are now free. I've been looking under my bed and in the closet and I don't believe women exist. Oh well....
#PlausibleDeniability

no, my knees are not soggy
*does a 360 and walks out*

if you would even ironically consider this then it just shows how disgusting you must look irl to have that low of standards

You can smell the oppresion from here.

"Holy shit! A talking whale!"

Maybe if you sit on my face.

This landwhale is only good for serious degradation

> getting pissed on
> getting fisted
> fucked by blacks

This is Sup Forums. What did you think the average person here would look like?

Sure! Just let me get some stuff first.

>tfw you're the skinniest of all your fat friends so you dont have to worry about overeating