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No fap user.

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Sort yourself out kek frog

No fap you bloody commies.

You can fap just use your imagination tho

False. Get women, make white babies, chink boy

Peterson and Varg would agree on so much.

>no finger-wagging

Yeah, that's an awful fapping technique.

I've never been able to quit. Tried many times.
All memes aside does anyone have actual advice?

Fuck the psuedo-philosopher Jordan Peterson. He is a quack. Anyone who studies (((psychology))) is a pompous asshole who gets off on controlling other people. His advice is also rather cliche.

Saving, thanks

No. No, he clearly isn't. Many are, but not him. Not at all.

Listen to JBP. Start aiming at your highest good.

Also, get married

Kys

I do.
I try.
I'm r9k tier forever alone. Me peterson has inspired me to seek counseling though.

Become Catholic

Nah man. There's a woman out there for you

>le self improvement memester

/fit/ has been failing at this shit for years. The problem is systemic.

Been no fap for two years, my life has improved tremendously:

>dick grew 3 inches in length, .5 inches in diameter
>married a solid 8/10 redpilled Irish princess
>got better job making more money than I can spend
>quit smoking
>quit drinking
>down 40+ lbs
>aids cleared up
>no more sleep crime
>can look at rekt threads without becoming aroused
>got removed from registry

Sort yourselves out

And people were calling this guy a subversive liberal jew...

Did you build a rocket ship and colonize Mars, or does that happen after 5 years of nofap?

Get a hobby and get out of the house. NOTHING else works. If you're sitting in your room on your computer too much it is going to happen and the only thing you can do is develop good habits, you can't just force of will through everything.

>got better job making more money than I can spend

finally got that elusive burger king manager with 200k annual salary job

its not about fapping as it is about porn. Porn is a disease that rots the mind. I was addicted to it for 15 years. Ever since I started watching a lot less, Ive felt better than I have ever felt in my life

the thing is people have to remember though I may call it a "disease" obviously its not the worst thing in the world. The bottom line is this, just take a break. 1 week, 2 weeks from ALL porn. And see how you feel then.

You have to be consciously pay attention to how you feel when you wanna quit verses how you feel right before you fap and bring them closer together in time. So that way you can fight the urge with your strongest anti-fap mental state. Then you must fight and defeat the dragon as Peterson says. You can't clean your room if you're cumming all over it at the same time

this
I stopped fapping and was promoted to head chef at wendys, now I'm pulling in $300k while I'm married to a 9/10 pure bavarian waifu and my dick grew to 14 inches
just got to stop that fapping brah

Fapping is for losers. Stop touching yourself. Check em

>Gobbledygook, buy my book,
>For the six billion, give me a million,
>Oy gevalt, join my cult!

Roughly speaking.

Sounds like he's talking about people who work in porn not people who fap to it.

pray the rosary every day, you'll either quit fapping or become a full blown gay degenerate

I could've pulled it off when I was a smoker. I used to masturbate every other day. After I quit smoking I started getting erections all the time and started masturbating 2-3 times a day. It's been like this for the last 2.5 years. Nofap seems so impossible while I'm imploding with sexual energy.