>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Good to see you Robert, after all need to count with friends!
Dominic Perez
>CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES: > >INCIDENT: > >1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC >2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS >3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK >4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE >5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET >6 ILLEGAL PARKING >7 SICK REMOVAL >8 INJURED PERSON >9 PERSON DOWN >10 ANIMAL BITE >*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP >*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT >*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT >11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON >12 CALLING FOR HELP >13 LOST PERSON FOUND >14 ALARM >15 AMBULANCE >16 FIRE CALL >17 ESCORT >18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT >19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT > > >POLICE ACTION TAKEN: > >ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT >BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND >CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS >DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY >EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL >FRANK - PEACE RESTORED >GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT >HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED >IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL >JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY >KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION >LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED >MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION >NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS >OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP >PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE >ROBERT -- ARREST MADE >XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT >YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
Don't know if these are accurate.
Ryder White
for the most part
Zachary Martin
Anyone here yesterday hear about male jumped near Hubbard? Or link to archive please
Xavier Rogers
>not posting audio of 10 hours of rain It's like you don't even wanna be /comfy/
Cameron Reyes
Bump for one of the last sane threads
Andrew Hughes
Good Evening Roberts I hope everyone is getting /comfy/
Blake Bell
wew, dead robert thread Sup Forums is dead.
Leo Mitchell
>nigger with a gun
Nolan Garcia
It isn't the real Robert hours for another 113 minutes
Blake Wilson
true, but CPD always comfy
Dylan Williams
just settling in comfy here
Jacob Thompson
>drunk male passed out on the corner
Cameron Cooper
>found a missing child >child is fighting NOT to go with the parent
Robert Russell
oh yes,Robert
Jayden Hughes
>male black named ears beat a pregnant woman with a 2x4
Isaiah Watson
I wonder if that counts as double battery and assault.
Jackson Torres
>2 Child Panhandlers stating they're homeless. >Intoxicated Male Black Sexual Assault ( Public Exposure.)
Nathaniel Johnson
>gunfire at the walgreens
Andrew Cruz
what up roberts. deadsville last night. can't imagine that could happen 2 nights in a row
Adam Phillips
>schizo sister in law having a mental breakdown
Nathaniel Stewart
Holy shit these threads are pathetic now. What happened to the days when we would hit the bump limit in like 15 minutes? These threads are dead now. Has Chicago tamed their Coons?
Andrew Lopez
its not even real nigger hours yet dude relax
Evan Parker
>Has Chicago tamed their Coons? where you been dog? you're asking questions that have no answer
Asher Davis
white power robert check them keysss
Anthony Powell
howdy WP robert. day stalking pic?
Michael Martinez
also, do those markings on the sleeve indicate sgt.?
Henry Stewart
pics from my trip user fash wave it pleaseee
Grayson Watson
idk maybe i just thought it was a good pic and btw the doggo is cpd bomb doggo
William Allen
SHOTS FIRED
Adam Reed
Rate my dank OC
Eli Phillips
>Animal Bite >Domestic Abuse >Shots Fired >Battery in progress male black assaulting a female not allowing her to leave.
Grayson Allen
it is. the cruiser is super clean. those dogs work harder than whole nigger neighborhoods
Blake Gutierrez
picasso
David Perez
10/10
Evan Scott
>white cop doing his best latino accent
Michael Lewis
>laundry list of a backlog i heard disturbance and genitals out of all that
Joshua Anderson
>Sexual Assault. ( Exposing Genitals) >Male Black Battery against Female Black x2
Connor Allen
Fix your damn radio, man
Tyler Perry
>SKYLINE north side out side the train station
Alexander Adams
Chicago's funding at it's finest.
Blake Cook
Robo-Robert is breaking down from lack of funding. Male Black will run rampant....
Zachary Roberts
man if they used half the gibs for some new radios
Jaxson Moore
REAL ROBERT HOURS APPROACHING LADS
GET READY!!!!
I have a feeling that tonight is going to be prime chimping hours.
James Smith
Comfy bump
Thomas Cox
nice
Joshua Green
>they're unloading stolen bikes off of a truck
Nathan Phillips
>refuses to leave the ER >threatening the doctors and nurses
Eli Lopez
>two shot
Jason Campbell
>missing tooth >smelt really bad
wew
Jonathan Russell
>he is a little intoxicated
"Shit I wish I was" "You and me both"
lmfao wew
Gavin Thompson
unprofessional no? high stress job tho
Lincoln Wright
Have a bump, Roberts
Joseph Collins
I dont know why but this pics give me faith thanks for that
Ryder Jenkins
What do you guys do here?
Connor Thomas
observe race realism in real time, among other things.
Ethan Morales
Listen and learn. My favorite thing to do is recap funny stuff I've heard or play bingo. Didnt see any bingo cards in this thread though
Eli Cook
Ok i guess i will try this out, got meh headphones
Ayden Robinson
These threads are always better when someones passing around bingo cards. Anyone here ever gotten bingo in a single night? Also I'll dump some more cards.
Jeremiah Watson
Fuck me didnt realize I had the same card saved twice.
Colton Bell
What is that a pic of?
Matthew Evans
...
Aaron Price
All I'll share for tonight. I never made any myself and I dont want to post everything I've got otherwise it wont be as fun finding new ones.
Owen Phillips
Do they know about us?
Christopher Thompson
Sounds like some shits going down
Sebastian Torres
They know people listen, but I don't think they know that racists from Sup Forums listen to them.
Elijah Morales
Dragging a body.
Adam Thompson
Draging a body? Wow
Juan Thomas
SEEEN DRAGGING A BODY
Alexander Cook
Dragging a body through a fence. fucking nigs
Liam Sanchez
In case you're unaware, the law is since taxpayer money pays for these radios taxpayers are allowed to listen to, but not interfere with, them.
Parker Lee
Well i wanted to sleep tonight but i guess im staying here
Isaiah Scott
>Yellow Cab Blocking an Intersection.
Cameron Clark
>wife hit him with a truck >refused EMS
Daniel Brooks
its addictive robert
Ayden Reyes
>a funny picture while waiting for something to happen
Dominic Rivera
>drunk street performer refuses to leave
Jordan Martinez
Wtf
Christian Sanders
>Drunk street performer
I think dispatch was being generous in their description.
>$20 "amusement tax" on internet bills >Then a Plastic bag tax >a few days ago a "sugar tax" went into effect >It taxes things that contain no sugar at all.
Chicago is one tax/border wall away from a full blown meltdown.
Nathaniel Nelson
Boat sinking, this is so randnom
Connor Cooper
>boat sinking in the harbor
That's a new one.
Adam Davis
Drunk and playing the guitar
Carson Fisher
October 1st Chicago is going to have their social program reduced by 25% and with an extra catch of well bodied invidisuals need to work for welfare benefits. There is a website for the countdown and I cannot find it again for the life of me.
Jason Campbell
Please, You must try harder.
Nolan Campbell
Yeah, haven't heard that one either--although the other night Robert was called to a marina to help catch a boat that was drifting without power.
Angel Green
PULLED A GUN
Aiden Ramirez
holy fuck theres like a crime every 30 seconds. Didn't know chicago was this much of a shithole
Camden Carter
>On his own Nephew. This is a slow night. >Male Black Broke in to a Liquor Store.
Alexander Bailey
>kicked in the glass a the liquor store
Jason Rogers
>Gang Disturbance Shots Fired a few hours ago. >Arrived back to the scene of the crime.
Michael Cruz
>Has Chicago tamed their Coons? Did Hillary win the electoral college?
Ryan Fisher
>she just kicked her The mental daughter kicked the mother or vice versa?
Jose Fisher
Stick around my friend, see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
