Anthony Scaramucci

Is this true? He was actually escorted out?

I feel bad for him he was really hyped about the whole thing

>be Mooch
>work your way up the WH ranks
>get job as comms. director
>so excited
>very passionate, talk openly about cleaning up the leaker scum in the WH
>wife files for divorce
>some military guy doesn't like you, Trump decides to let you go
>"you can't do this, all the work I've put i-"
>refuse to move
>security has to physically move you out of the grounds
has there truly ever been a sadder tale than that of the Mooch?

maybe his wife will reconsider now.. she probably didn't want to be in the spotlight

I'll wait for the press release

>The host of the Apprentice fires people
wow

Aren't they always escorted out?

Supposedly he got into an argument with Gen. Kelly when Kelly informed him he was being let go. Mooch shouted "I do not answer to you!" while evidently not understanding that he does in fact now answer to him. He was then escorted off WH grounds by security.

Another day, another member of Trump's staff he throws under the buss.

so basically Trump is about to fire Kelly

yes

>per source familiar with the scene
LMAO
I love it when they use """""sources""""" like this. Has this ever been a thing in journalism before the age of social media and mass consumption?

>who is Deep Throat

Reportedly he missed his child's birth and texted his wife congrats while he was cruising on AF1 with Trump and friends.

>Wife baby, it's me, scara --beep bop bawooda -- mooch
>great job on the kiddo, real proud of you
>listen, I'm on AF1 with Trumo baby, real busy, lots of fronts to stab
>chao doll, gotta jet
>beep bop badoowow mooch out!

>Fox's kim guilfoyle is his mistress
I think he's doing just fine, chief

It's worse when they put shit like "says a source familiar with their way of thinking"

his wife found out he's been carrying on with kim g from Fox

>disgruntled employees talking to the press behind their employers backs is never a thing, everything is fake forever and ever

You silly ass nip. I chuckled hard

Yup. (((journalists))) have been wholesale making shit up since somewhere around the middle-50s

You mean Chin-death?

Mid-50s? 1750s maybe. The cock suckers got the US into the Spanish-American War.

I hope not, I loved mooch's style.

they are.

Then why don't they just say "anonymous staffer" instead of this "source familiar with x" bullshit

I'm going to miss the Mooch...all the lost laughs...

Let's start a rumor that he tried to fuck Melania.

It's a shame, but he was obviously not gonna last long since he couldn't check himself.

>implying Spain didn't sink the warship

Kelly was also bros with Comey. Here's what's going down

>Kelly becomes CoS
>instructs everyone to run all intel by him instead of straight to the president from here on out
>Mooch disagrees with this, wants direct access to Trump, and gets ousted
>Kelly is getting handed the reins by Trump, will likely see a diminished role for Bannon from here on out

Kelly and Bannon are begrudging allies currently. As soon as leaks start happening again or there is another rift between Bannon/Kushner, Bannon will be out. Screenshot this post.

To protect the source as much as possible.

>I love it when they use """""sources""""" like this. Has this ever been a thing in journalism before the age of social media and mass consumption?

Before Trump, the more "respectable" MSM outlets like NYTimes and WaPo used anonymous "sources" MUCH more rarely and only as a last resort.

The current out of control abuse of unnamed "sources" is a dark shitstain on the credibility of the media

Same. I want to buy him a beer.

F

I love Scaramucci to death.
I don't give a fuck.
This is the last thing I wanted to happen but it just did.

>I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALL THE LEAKS WERE PLUGGED

Is this one big slide thread from team Trump to get media attention away from something?

Or are things really that bad

Things should be clear in time

Same.

I'm pretty shocked and disappointed.

Oh please, an informant was given his own code name "Deep throat" during Watergate - his identity wasn't revealed til 30 years later. "Anonymous sources" can have value when they're legitimate; "people familiar with X's thinking" only discredit legitimate leakers.

...

that's doubly juicy because she is a tranny

Underattted

lol fucking nip

Yes and do you really think he could have kept leaking if the press labelled him as "anonymous staffer of the FBI"?

Someone needs to do a version of pic related with ScaraMooch and Trump as Aku

General Kelly would be Samurai Jack, and the sword would probably be labeled "New Chief Of Staff", causing Trump to do to Mooch what Aku did to Scaramouche

This whole shitshow would be fucking hilarious if you didn't have to keep reminding yourself that his is supposed to be the duly elected Leader of the Free World....

I thank the voters of America for delivering us such a wonderful administration like this. It's been a wonderful shift from the dull as mud politics we're all used to

Would have been funny if you got a get

I've been living under a rock and just woke up to the mooch boot? Can some one give me a green text rundown?

We don't really know.
Rumors are that General Kelly demanded him to subordinate himself, Mooch mouthed off, and that was that.
I have a hard time believing that though. He said in the press conference that he was totally fine working for Trump directly, or under someone else.

Regardless, a bad move by Trump. Mooch was the first guy I've heard who passionately and genuinely got behind him. Sold his company, divorced his wife, missed his kid's birth: the guy really fucking cared.
Even Bannon cares more about his personal endeavors than Trump.

He sold his company and gave up his family for this. Did Trump really can him after just 10 days after all that?

more power to you i guess.
it was our last cry for help

I agree that Mooch is a standup guy that wanted to fight the good fight. But he also didn't know how to keep a handle on his comments. The press sec isn't supposed to be the story, we need someone 100% behind the president, 100% able to defend the office, and 100% on message with no distractions.

Trying to pick fights with both Prebius and Bannon in your first few days isn't staying on message and it isn't how you best defend Trump.

thats some gabagool shit right there.

Perhaps Trump and Mooch planned this. Mooch drew out the leaker, got the press into a frenzy to take focus off of something. Then Preibus is outed, Trump fires mooch creating another frenzy to hide that sessions is going to be put at DHS since hes tough on immigration.

>Two Micks and a Nigger
>Still no Italian American President
When will my suffering end?

Epic shattered dreams. Thats what you get when you rely on Trump. Oh well.

Does anyone else think this is a classic case of Lady MacBeth? Mooch's wife did this by fucking things up. Probably ratted him out too for having sick fetishes or something.

Whenever you decide you've had enough.

>Trying to pick fights with both Prebius and Bannon
The problem is, these guys had almost 6 months to do something. I'm still not sure what they've done that any other man could have.

>But he also didn't know how to keep a handle on his comments
Trump totally knew that though. Mooch is a loudmouth, always has been.
To be fair, he also said it behind closed doors. A bit of a rookie mistake to tell it to a journalist, but that would have woken him up, as he was still acting a little nice to the press.
Trump can't be indecisive like this.

>could
*couldn't

>Perhaps Trump and Mooch planned this.
Could be. This entire news story has been about Mooch, not about how Prebius was yanked.

>I'm still not sure what they've done
No way to know how much influence people like Prebius and Bannon have really had. I would hope that Trump keeps someone like Bannon around just as an ear to the ground.

>Trump can't be indecisive like this.
In a way, this was Mooch's fault. Mooch called out Prebius, what was replaced by Kelly, that demanded that Mooch go. If that's indeed how things went down.

luv Mooc still desu.

Why would mooch fucks his image tho? Unless Trump promised him something

It's not Mooch's fault, it's the Commander In Chief's fault for making a pick he didn't like.
This is the leader of the United States. You got to be pretty fucking qualified and careful with your picks.
Mooch is a New Yorker. Been on TV before, loud mouth, classic no-bullshit "font-stabbing" kind of guy. Trump's from that area. He should have known better.
Even I knew Mooch was going to let his mouth run.

whip it out babe

Can we get some Kelly Ann Conway porn?

>it's the Commander In Chief's fault for making a pick he didn't like.
Again, you're assuming that's the way it went down. It could have been:
>Hire Mooch
>He calls out Prebius
>Replace Prebius with Kelly
>Kelly demands Mooch be replaced

Sure, Trump could have tossed Kelly aside after a day on the job to find another Chief of Staff, but what if the second replacement also wanted Mooch gone?

Kind of stupid to have a Chief of Staff at all if the president is still going to hand pick employees and shield them from being replaced.

Perhaps Trump and Mooch planned this. Mooch drew out the leaker, got the press into a frenzy to take focus off of something. Then Preibus is outed, Trump fires mooch creating another frenzy to hide that sessions is going to be put at DHS since hes tough on immigration.

Saying Trump doesn't even have the balls to just straight up fire someone who can't do their job?

These people have shit on their own credibility. Like that those "witnesses" who saw that one Montana representative "body slam" that reporter.

>hired to kill leakers
>every detail about your firing gets leaked
What went wrong?

The guy you're replying to is over here:

Kushner must go.

mooch was a globalist elite shill

you think an alpha like mooch would leave quietly? he declared hits on everybody on his way out

>Perhaps Trump and Mooch planned this.
I love that Dwumpfkini's are desperately trying spin/justify this as
>hurr durrr, it's all part of the plan
Truly only a fucking idiot couldn't see this as a supreme shitshow where the horse bolted with the wheel-less cart months ago.

Stop fooling yourselves - this is Trump badly muddling his way thru everything. Same as he always has. If he wasn't so rich [thnx Dad!] he'd be dead by now.

Watching the mental gymnastics here is breddy gud fun tho.

Will never ever, ever happen. Trump's administration will never outgrow his immediate family. His businesses couldn't and neither will his presidency He's over, all thats left is the tears.

GET THIS THROUGH YA HEAD KUSHNER YOU JEW MUDDA FUCKA YOU, YOU ONLY EXIST OUT HERE BECAUSE OF ME!

His assigned job was to take out leakers, and the first thing he did was call out Prebius for being a leaker. Prebius gets booted for leaking.
Kelly was a bad pick. The guy's deep state, been in private mercenary forces for a while.

Dude at some point you have to let go. Rationalization is a symptom of denying reality.
Don't bother doing Trump's thinking for him.

>reverse-shilling

>source familiar with the scene

At this point this phrase has to be code for "this is fake."

Should have gotten his affairs with the vaginal jew in order before trying to take such huge job.

Sometimes "fake" is real. It happened. No need to fantasy.

fucking hell

The more important question is will he do the fandango.

this fucking nigger

>Jan 19th, 2017
>Reports claim Barack Obama was escorted from the White House after being removed from position
>What could this possibly mean???
Fucking everyone is escorted out of the WH, that's just national security.

Why is it that you dumb faggots constantly try making up new buzzwords as if they're going to somehow stick? What the fuck is a "Drumpfkini"?

Do you and your liberal friends sit around all day and just yell random "Drumpf" focused words until you cum in each other's mouths?

There is no way Kelly was going to let Scaramucci keep this shit up. Full stop. If there was anyone who made this firing happen, it was Kelly, and Kelly has Trump's ear way more than Scaramucci does.

Kelly is a career military man. He's not political but he takes no shit and he operates as efficiently as possible. He's cut from the same fabric as Mattis, and Trump apparently loves Mattis. Kelly probably had a few stipulations when he took the job, one of them being that all the riff-raff had to be cleaned out of the WH. Scaramucci was the biggest mouth and possibly the biggest liability running around. He had to go.

Kelly can work with people like Bannon, Kushner or Miller because even if they end up disagreeing, they can operate with discipline and a degree operational competence. Could Moochy do that? He couldn't go a few days without doing it.

>MUH GENDER PAY GAP
This is why, bitches. We're constantly sacrificing and busting balls at work while you're somewere cozy having a day at the spa.

They really screwed the mooch.

In less than 10 days he told someone that worked at cnn about a 1 on 1 conversation between him and trump

Whatcha know hes gone. Dumb mistake he should have known better

Who knows. Perhaps the plan was to weed out the leaker and take attention off more important things

>Do you and your liberal friends sit around all day and just yell random "Drumpf" focused words until you cum in each other's mouths?
almost spit out my drink

ACCURATE

...

>Do you and your liberal friends sit around all day and just yell random "Drumpf" focused words until you cum in each other's mouths?
It's "Dwumpfkini" you dullard. And no, I don't have any friends let alone liberal friends...

It's just a lighthearted label to describe people such as yourself - whiney redneckbeard manchildren who have no initiative or ability to formulate an original thought themselves.

Most places with high security escort out ex-employees. I don't see why this is a shock if it did happen.

Uh huh. Tell me Xer. "original thought". Where did you get that "Drumpf" name from? Did John Oliver jizz that one in your mouth during one of your little antifa sessions?

lol

>trumps 4d chess
>trump finds white house leakers by doing shit
>trump and friends are all in on the gag
>"leak from white house says X shocking!"
>well now we get another one outta there
Its like no one has figured this out already.... like, hes done it more than once..... and he has only been in for what, six months? my god people are so stupid

>he tries desperately to ad andronim me over my gender and/or political affiliations (neither of which I have mentioned in any posts) because I'm rightfully hanging shit on his Orange Oligarch....

Don't sweat it m8, you'll get there eventually.

Tearing your fuckhole open pushing out 8 pounds of human doesn't sound that relaxing